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** "Ooh. I soiled meself again."

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** "Ooh. I soiled meself I've [[BringMyBrownPants done it again."]]"
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvs5pqf-DMA&feature=relmfu The Bunny of Caerbannog.]]

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* The KillerRabbit of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvs5pqf-DMA&feature=relmfu The Bunny of Caerbannog.]]



-->"Skip a bit, brother."

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-->"Skip a bit, brother."
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* The Bunny of Caerbannog.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvs5pqf-DMA&feature=relmfu The Bunny of Caerbannog.]]
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* The [[BurnTheWitch "burn the witch"]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr8DIg3oHFI scene]].

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* The [[BurnTheWitch "burn the witch"]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr8DIg3oHFI com/watch?v=k3jt5ibfRzw scene]].
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* "One day all this will be yours." "What the curtains?"

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* "Burn the witch!"
** "Churches float!"
* "What, behind the rabbit?"
** "THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH."
--> [[TooDumbToLive "One, Two, Five!"]]
--> "Three, sir!"
--> "Three!"
*** "And the people did rejoice and feast on carp and orangutans and breakfast cereals..."
-->"Skip a bit, brother."

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* "Burn ** And then the witch!"
** "Churches float!"
* "What, behind
French dump shit all over him near the rabbit?"
** "THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH."
--> [[TooDumbToLive "One, Two, Five!"]]
--> "Three, sir!"
--> "Three!"
*** "And
end. Literal shit. Gotta wonder where all that runny shit came from.
* The [[BurnTheWitch "burn
the people did rejoice and feast on carp and orangutans and breakfast cereals..."
-->"Skip
witch"]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr8DIg3oHFI scene]].
-->'''Sir Bedevere:''' What makes you think she's
a bit, brother."witch?
-->'''Peasant 3:''' Well, she turned me into a newt!
-->'''Sir Bedevere:''' A newt?
-->'''Peasant 3:''' (meekly after a long pause) I got better!
-->'''Crowd:''' (shouts) Burn her anyway!



* "She turned me into a newt!... I got better..."
* As gory as it was, you have to admit you laughed when you saw the KillerRabbit scene.
* "I thought your son was a lady"

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* "She turned me into a newt!... I got better...All of Sir Lancelot's Quest. No really, all of it.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLAlYEJQmeI "What, the curtains?"]]
** "Huuuuuge...tracts of land...
"
* As gory as it was, you have ** "Message for you, sir!"
** "Now then, now then, this is supposed
to admit you laughed when you saw the KillerRabbit scene.
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be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who!"
**
"I thought your son was a lady"


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* "The legendary Black Beast of AAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!"


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** "What, behind the rabbit?"
** "JESUS CHRIST!!!"
** "That is NO ORDINARY RABBIT!"
** "Ooh. I soiled meself again."
** "O Lord, bless this thy HolyHandGrenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, [[HypocriticalHumor in thy mercy...]]"
** Trumped only by the next few lines. "...who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
--> [[TooDumbToLive "One, Two, Five!"]]
--> "Three, sir!"
--> "Three!"
*** "And the people did rejoice and feast on carp and orangutans and breakfast cereals..."
-->"Skip a bit, brother."

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* The French bombarding Arthur and his men with livestock.
** "EYY, THIS ONE IS FOR YOUR MOTHER! *throws duck*"
* "[[NotDistractedByTheSexy I'll bet you're gay!]]"
** "...I am not."



* Any appearance of the French.

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* Any appearance of the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yjNbcKkNY French.]]


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** The French bombarding Arthur and his men with livestock.
** "EYY, THIS ONE IS FOR YOUR MOTHER! *throws duck*"
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-->'''Launcelot:''' We were in the nick of time! You were in great peril.
-->'''Galahad:''' I don't think I was.
-->'''Launcelot:''' Yes you were, you were in terrible peril!
-->'''Galahad:''' Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
-->'''Launcelot:''' No, it's too perilous.
-->'''Galahad:''' It's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can!
-->'''Launcelot:''' No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
-->'''Galahad:''' Oh, let me have just a ''little bit'' of peril?
-->'''Launcelot:''' No. It's unhealthy.
-->'''Galahad:''' ...Bet you're gay.
-->'''Launcelot:''' Am not!

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** "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I've had worse...]]"

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** "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint "[[BlatantLies I've had worse...]]"



* The BlackKnight scene.
** "I've had worse. [[BringIt Come on, you pansy!!]]"
** "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!" "Just a flesh wound!"
** "What are you gonna do, bleed on me!?" "I'M INVINCIBLE!!!" "You're a loony."
** "Ooh, I see. Running away, eh?? YOU YELLOW BASTARDS!! COME BACK HERE AND TAKE WHAT'S COMING TO YOU!! I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!!!"
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* Dennis the peasant taking apart the legend of the Lady of the Lake and Excalibur to the increasing annoyance of Arthur:

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvKIWjnEPNY&feature=plcp Dennis the peasant peasant]] taking apart the legend of the Lady of the Lake and Excalibur to the increasing annoyance of Arthur:
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* "We are the Knights who say... [[BrownNote Ni!]]"

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* "We "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIV4poUZAQo&feature=plcp We are the Knights who say... say...]] [[BrownNote Ni!]]"

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* "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV0tCphFMr8&feature=plcp Bridge of Death]].
** "What...is your favorite color?"
**
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"



** "What...is your favorite color?"

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* "[[OnlyAFleshWound 'Tis but a scratch!]]"

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690 Arthur's duel with the Black Knight]].
**
"[[OnlyAFleshWound 'Tis but a scratch!]]"
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* The French bombarding Arthur and his men with livestock.
** "EYY, THIS ONE IS FOR YOUR MOTHER! *throws duck*"
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** The producers halt the credits in order to get rid of the Swedish subtitles... only to have the second team of credit-makers still obsess over moose being in the film. THAT team gets sacked, with a third team of credit-makers hired on from some South American firm... that quickly inserts ''llamas'' into the credits.

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** The producers halt the credits in order to get rid of the Swedish subtitles... only to have the second team of credit-makers still obsess over moose being in the film. THAT team gets sacked, with a third team of credit-makers hired on from some South American firm... that quickly inserts ''llamas'' into the credits. Somehow, this is ignored.
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* The Bunny of Caerbannog.
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'''Dennis: '''If I went 'round sayin' I was emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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'''Dennis: '''If I went 'round sayin' I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
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** "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I did not!]]"

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* "[[OnlyAFleshWound 'Tis but a flesh wound!]]"

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* "[[OnlyAFleshWound 'Tis but a flesh wound!]]"scratch!]]"
** "A scratch?! Yer arm's off!"
** "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I've had worse...]]"
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** "You will chop down the tallest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiith.... a herring!"

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** "You will chop down the tallest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiith.... a herring!"herring!" [ScareChord]
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* "What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

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* "What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
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*** The argument at the [[BrickJoke very beginning]] about this very subject.
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* "One day all this will be yours." "What the curtains?"

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* "One day all this will be yours." "What the curtains?"curtains?"
* Dennis the peasant taking apart the legend of the Lady of the Lake and Excalibur to the increasing annoyance of Arthur:
-->'''King Arthur:''' The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king. \\
'''Dennis:''' [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! \\
'''King Arthur:''' Be quiet!\\
'''Dennis:''' Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! \\
'''King Arthur:''' Shut up!\\
'''Dennis: '''If I went 'round sayin' I was emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
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* Castle Anthrax. Galahad wants to face the peril.

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* Castle Anthrax. Galahad wants to face the peril.peril.
* "One day all this will be yours." "What the curtains?"
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* The entire Burn the witch scene, especially: "She turned me into a newt!" *pause* "A newt?" *pause* "I got better." "BURN HER ANYWAY!"

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* The entire Burn the witch scene, especially: "She turned me into a newt!" *pause* "A newt?" *pause* "I got better." "BURN HER ANYWAY!"ANYWAY!"
* Castle Anthrax. Galahad wants to face the peril.
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*** Blue...No, red!
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*** Blue...No, red!
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-->"Yaaaay...."

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-->"Yaaaay....""
* The entire Burn the witch scene, especially: "She turned me into a newt!" *pause* "A newt?" *pause* "I got better." "BURN HER ANYWAY!"
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*** "And the people did rejoice and feast on carp and orangutans and breakfast cereals..."
-->"Skip a bit, brother."



** "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-ah!"



** "Ooh, I see. Running away, eh?? YOU YELLOW BASTARDS!! COME BACK HERE AND TAKE WHAT'S COMING TO YOU!! I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!!!"

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** "Ooh, I see. Running away, eh?? YOU YELLOW BASTARDS!! COME BACK HERE AND TAKE WHAT'S COMING TO YOU!! I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!!!"OFF!!!"
* This:
-->"There, they met sir Lancelot and Sir Galahad. And there was much rejoicing."
-->"Yaaaay..."
-->"In the cold of winter, they became forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing."
-->"Yaaaay...."

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