History Funny / MissionImpossibleFallout

** Before this, Ethan ends up running into a building staging a ''funeral''. [[CrossesTheLineTwice All Ethan can do is silently run through the crowd, all while they incredulously stare at him.]]

--->'''Benji:''' What do you mean, Julia is here!?!\\
'''Luther:''' ''[exasperated]'' None of your business, Benji.\\
'''Benji:''' ''[freaking out]'' Of course, it's my business! ''[calms down and turns to smile at the nearby confused nurse]''

'''White Widow:''' ''[beat]'' Right! Sleep well, everyone! Busy day tomorrow!

* Ethan and Walker manage to knock "John Lark" unconscious and get themselves into a toilet stall as they wait for the mask to complete. But a group of drunkards enter the bathroom, and one of them sees their feet under the stall and mistakes them for...having a gay orgy. They then proceed to bang on the toilet stall door and tease them, much to Ethan and Walker’s collective chagrins.

* This exchange:
-->'''Ilsa:''' You don't understand what you are involved in.\\
'''Ethan:''' ''[incredulously]'' I don't understand what I'm involved in? ''I'' don't ''understand'' what I'm involved in?! ''[beat; curiously]'' ''What'' am I involved in?

* After Benji figures out a way to stop the nuclear bombs, Ilsa asks if this means they need to be started in the first place, and he confirms. Her response is a stoic [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "OK!"]]
* Most instances of [[IndyPloy "I'm working on it!"/"I'll figure it out"]], specially when it's not what the other person needed to hear.

** Ilsa shoots the guy Ethan was hoping to impersonate to save his life. All we see is the trio looking at his body.

* In the middle of the fight with 'John Lark', Walker reloads his fists and unleashes a blistering set of punches into Lark, who [[NoSell no sells them]] and takes out Walker with two hits, holds him up, then lands one more blow to knock him down. Then Lark straightens his jacket. Ethan, on the other side of the room, holds up a hand as if to say "Wait, hang on, let's not fight." And then he tackles Lark.

* Ethan and Walker manage to knock ‘John Lark’ unconscious and get themselves into a toilet stall as they wait for the mask to complete. But a group of drunkards enter the bathroom, and one of them sees their feet under the stall and mistakes them for...having a gay orgy. They then proceed to bang on the toilet stall door and tease them, much to Ethan and Walker’s collective chagrins.

* And then when a bunch of randoms walk in, Ilsa covers for the appalling pool of blood left by the guy she shot by acting like Walker's had an epic nosebleed. Hunt gets in on it by acting like he's the one who punched him.

* Ethan, Luther, Benji, Walker and Lane are in an old Beamer car. As the maximum number of people it can fit is five, Benji ends up being at the middle seat at the back, squished between two big people. When Walker introduces himself, Benji just annoyedly asks if the car was his idea.

* After Benji figures out a way to stop the nuclear bombs, Ilsa asks if this means they need to be started in the first place, and he confirms. Her reaponse is a stoic [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "OK!"]]

-->'''Walker''': Can you still make a mask?\\
'''Ethan''': I need a ''face'' to make a ''mask''.\\
'''Ilsa''': Sorry. I was aiming for his chest. [''looks ruefully down at pistol'']

-->'''Ilsa''' [''tilting Walker's head back'']: That's it, just keep your head tilted back until the bleeding stops...\\
'''Hunt''' [''aggressively in French'']: <<D'you want some of this, too?>>

-->'''Zola''': Or do you draw the line at killing cops?\\
[[spoiler:'''Hunt''' ('''as Lark''')]] [''eerily'']: [[spoiler: I murdered women and children with smallpox.]] I have no line.\\
'''White Widow''': [''beat''] Right! Sleep well, everyone! Busy day tomorrow!

-->'''Ilsa''': You don't understand what you are involved in.\\
'''Ethan''' [''incredulously'']: I don't understand what I'm involved in? ''I'' don't ''understand'' what I'm involved in?! [''beat; curiously''] ''What'' am I involved in?

-->'''Ethan:''' [''running through a building''] Which way, Benji?!\\
'''Benji:''' Turn left! [''Ethan grabs a chair and uses it to smash through a window''] Go go go go! [''Ethan stands on the windowsill and pauses''] What are you waiting for?!\\
'''Ethan:''' [''Turns around and angrily yells into his earpiece''] I'm ''jumping'' out a ''window!'' [''The camera shows an entire office full of people staring at Ethan like he's a crazy person, including one particularly horrified woman with her hand over her mouth'']
--> '''Benji:''' Uh, sorry, good luck!

-->'''Benji:''' Why is he running in circles?

-->'''Ilsa:''' [''stops dead, stunned''] What the ''hell'' is he ''doing''??\\
'''Benji:''' [''hurries her along''] ...I find it's best not to look.

-->'''Ilsa:''' "Oh, I like her."

-->'''Benji:''' "What do you mean, Julia is here!?!"\\
'''Luther:''' [''exasperated''] "None of your business, Benji."\\
'''Benji:''' [''freaking out''] "Of course, it's my business!" [''calms down and turns to smile at the nearby confused nurse'']

-->'''Julia:''' [''turns pale''] "Did you just say 'another bomb'?"

-->'''Julia:''' So...how's Ethan?\\
'''Luther:''' [''gives a cheeky smile''] "Oh, you know, same old Ethan."\\
[''[[DescriptionCut Scene cuts to Ethan desperately trying to evade gunfire from Walker's helicopter]]'']

* [[https://www.instagram.com/p/BglGdfyFRri/?hl=en&taken-by=henrycavill #ShavedButNotForgotten]]

* Ethan and Walker manage to knock ‘John Lark’ unconcious and get themselves into a toilet stall as they wait for the mask to complete. But a group of drunkards enter the bathroom, and one of them sees their feet under the stall and mistakes them for...having a gay orgy. They then proceed to bang on the toilet stall door and tease them, much to Ethan and Walker’s collective chagrins.

* As Ethan grabs onto a cargo net hanging below a helicopter as it's taking off:

* After Ilsa hears the rest of the crew do TheSummation of the evil plan, she just stoically says "Well, great!"
* Most instances of [[IndyPloy "I'll figure it out"]], specially when it's not what the other person needed to hear.

[[caption-width-right:350:This stunt is as much of a ridiculous idea for Ethan than it is for the workers.]]

-->'''Walker''': Can you still make a mask?
-->'''Ethan''': I need a ''face'' to make a ''mask''.
-->'''Ilsa''': Sorry. I was aiming for his chest. [''looks ruefully down at pistol'']

-->'''Zola''': Or do you draw the line at killing cops?
-->[[spoiler:'''Hunt''' ('''as Lark''')]] [''eerily'']: [[spoiler: I murdered women and children with smallpox.]] I have no line.
-->'''White Widow''': [''beat''] Right! Sleep well, everyone! Busy day tomorrow!

-->'''Ilsa''': You don't understand what you are involved in.
-->'''Ethan''' [''incredulously'']: I don't understand what I'm involved in? ''I'' don't ''understand'' what I'm involved in?! [''beat; curiously''] ''What'' am I involved in?

-->'''Ilsa:''' [''stops dead, stunned''] What the ''hell'' is [[TheHero he]] ''doing''??\\

-->'''Benji:''' "What do you mean, Julia is here!?!"
-->'''Luther:''' [''exasperated''] "None of your business, Benji."
-->'''Benji:''' [''freaking out''] "Of course, it's my business!" [''calms down and turns to smile at the nearby confused nurse'']

-->'''Julia:''' So...how's Ethan?
-->'''Luther:''' [''gives a cheeky smile''] "Oh, you know, same old Ethan."
-->[''Scene cuts to Ethan desperately trying to evade gunfire from Walker's helicopter'']

[''Scene cuts to Ethan desperately trying to evade gunfire from Walker's helicopter'']

* Ilsa shoots the guy Ethan was hoping to impersonate to save his life. All we see is the trio looking at his body.

* Julia finds Luther trying to disarm a nuclear bomb nearby and offers to help, but she struggles to follow Luther's instructions because she has no experience in bomb disposal. Ilsa, who's listening in from the Luther's earphone is a little amused despite the overall intense situation.

-->'''Benji:''' [''freaking out''] "OF COURSE it's my business!" [''calms down and turns to smile at the nearby confused nurse'']

-->'''Julia:'' [''turns pale''] "Did you just say 'another bomb'?"

* As Ethan grabs onto a cargo net hanging below a helicopter as it's taking off:
-->'''Ilsa:''' [''stops dead, stunned''] What the ''hell'' is [[TheHero he]] ''doing''??\\
'''Benji:''' [''hurries her along''] ...I find it's best not to look.
** Bonus points for Benji in that he stopped to stare at Ethan hanging onto a Airbus in takeoff while everyone yelled at him in ''Rogue Nation''. Probably why he came to this conclusion.
* While Ethan chases Lark through London, Benji is yelling directions at him via earpiece.
-->'''Ethan:''' [''running through a building''] Which way, Benji?!\\
'''Benji:''' Turn left! [''Ethan grabs a chair and uses it to smash through a window''] Go go go go! [''Ethan stands on the windowsill and pauses''] What are you waiting for?!\\
'''Ethan:''' [''Turns around and angrily yells into his earpiece''] I'm ''jumping'' out a ''window!'' [''The camera shows an entire office full of people staring at Ethan like he's a crazy person, including one particularly horrified woman with her hand over her mouth'']
--> '''Benji:''' Uh, sorry, good luck!
** It turns out that Benji was giving Ethan wrong directions because he was holding the tablet the wrong way, and then didn't notice it was set to "2D", so he didn't know Ethan was about to jump off a window.
** Adding to the hilarity is the one woman on the right who gives Ethan a silent nod of approval as he's about to jump.
** Earlier, Ethan is running up a circular staircase being chased by mooks.
-->'''Benji:''' Why is he running in circles?
** What makes it funnier is that this scene sounds like a {{call back}} to Benji helping Ethan to find Julia in ''Film/MissionImpossibleIII''.
** Walker gets into a freight elevator at the Tate Modern. Ethan follows and grabs onto the underside of the elevator, establishes his grip, then looks up. Through the grating floor. At the frowning Walker, who's looking right at Ethan. Walker looks like a dad who just checked the gas and realized one of his kids took the car out without permission last night.

--> '''Ilsa''' [''tilting Walker's head back'']: That's it, just keep your head tilted back...
--> '''Hunt''' [''aggressively in French'']: <<D'you want some of this, too?>>

* Ethan and Walker manage to knock ‘John Lark’ unconcious and get themselves into a toilet stall as they wait for the mask to complete. But a group of drunkards enter the bathroom, and one of them sees their feet under the stall and mistakes them for...having a gay orgy. They then proceed to bang on the toilet stall door and tease them, much to Ethan and Walker’s collective chagrins.
* Bonus points for Hunt's annoyed glare at Walker for smashing the face mask machine.
*
-->'''Ilsa''': You don't understand what you are involved in.
-->'''Ethan''' [''incredulously'']: I don't understand what I'm involved in? ''I'' don't ''understand'' what I'm involved in?! [''beat; curiously''] ''What'' am I involved in?
*
-->'''Zola''': Or do you draw the line at killing cops?
-->[[spoiler:'''Hunt''' ('''as Lark''')]] [''eerily'']: [[spoiler: I murdered women and children with smallpox.]] I have no line.
-->'''White Widow''': [''beat''] Right! Sleep well, everyone! Busy day tomorrow!

** It turns out that Benji was giving Ethan wrong directions because he was holding the tablet the wrong way, and then not noticing that he has it set to "2D", meaning he didn't know Ethan was about to jump off a window.

* Ethan, Luther, Benji, Walker and Lane are in an old Beamer car. As the maximum number of people it can fit is five, Benji ends up being at the middle seat at the back, squashed by two big people. When Walker introduces himself, Benji just annoyedly asks if the car was his idea.

*** FridgeBrilliance: After spending the last year being passed around like a cigarette, straitjacket and manacles and hood, being pumped for information by governments all over the world, not much would faze Lane at this point. He probably thought it was a trick at first. No wonder he's suicidal.

* Ethan and Walker manage to put ‘John Lark’ unconcious and get themselves into a toilet stall as they wait for the mask to complete. A group of drunkards enter the toilet and one of them saw their legs through under the stall and mistakes them for...having a gay orgy. They then proceed to bang on the toilet stall door and tease them, much to Ethan and Walker’s collective chagrins.

-->'''Hunt''' [''[[spoiler: as Lark]]; eerily'']: [[spoiler: I murdered women and children with smallpox.]] I have no line.

'''Zola''': Or do you draw the line at killing cops?
'''Hunt''' [''[[spoiler: as Lark]]; eerily'']: [[spoiler: I murdered women and children with smallpox.]] I have no line.
''White Widow'': [''beat''] Right! Sleep well, everyone! Busy day tomorrow!