History Funny / MissKobayashisDragonMaid

* Kanna, after learning that Tohru plans to stay with Kobayashi instead of returning to the dragon world, attempts to kill Kobayashi. Given how she hadn't recharged her mana since her banishment to Earth, Kanna's attack consists of her switching between [[WimpFight ineffectually smacking Kobayashi]] and catching her breath.

* Pretty much anytime Kobayashi gets drunk is either one of these or a lead-up to one.
* In Chapter 18, Tohru's failed early attempts at SpoonBending leave a bunch of mangled spoons in her wake, and when she resolves to ''truly'' learn ESP from an old book of Kobayashi's, she then magically straightens the spoons.
-->'''Kobayashi:''' And you need ESP ''why?''

-->'''Author:''' What would you like me to draw? \\
'''Editor:''' How about some romance? A boy meets girl kind of story. \\

* Continued in Chapter 131, Ilulu insists on jumping in the bath with Taketo where they ...have a rather sincere heart-to-heart, completely subverting the expectations in-universe and out of what was going to happen between the two. Then the water overheats and it's shown that no, he absolutely had a boner the whole time, much to Ilulu's wonder.

* Continued in Chapter 131, Ilulu insist on jumping in the bath with Taketo where they ...have a rather sincere heart-to-heart, completely subverting the expectations in-universe and out of what was going to happen between the two. Except then the water overheats and it's shown that no, he absolutely had a boner the whole time, much to Ilulu's wonder.

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* Pretty much anytime Kobayashi gets drunk is either one of these or a lead up to one.

-->'''Tohru:''' Poof \\
'''Elma:''' Poofy \\

* When Kanna leaves for school, Tohru tells her to watch out for cars... [[NighInvulnerability because she might break one if it ran into her]].

* Chapter 122 has the female Jida, in her own awkward way, try to apologize to Kobayashi for the actions her sons caused in the prior arc. Of course given her being a dragon, a secluded one at that, her first attempt has her [[MakeMeWannaShout apologize so forcefully she blows a hole in the apartment wall]]. And then later when she feels she needs to apologize more sincerely she (along with Telne) offers her body to Kobayashi, provoking the [[ClingyJealousGirl expected reaction from Tohru]].

[[caption-width-right:350: Tohru [[LethalChef cooks]] for Miss Kobayashi [[{{AutoCannibalism}} her own roasted tail]]. [[note]]Don’t worry, it grows back… and it's poisonous.[[/note]] Kobayashi [[{{NoJustNoReaction}} declines.]]]]

* Tohru misinterpreting the "pushing your lover against a wall" concept as a couple thumping the wall as a sign of affection... before she breaks the table she's sitting at by thumping ''it'' repeatedly. Especially funny (albeit in an unintentional way) for those familiar with the trope "WallBangHer".

* The Christmas play that Tohru and her friends put on at the retirement home, which is an odd blend of ''Literature/TheLittleMatchGirl'', the Japanese folk story ''[[http://lang-8.com/99989/journals/349479 Kazajizou]]'', ''LightNovel/Overlord2012,'' MagicalGirl anime (Kanna, in particular, seems to look like [[Anime/KiraKiraPrecureALaMode Cure Whip]]), and UsefulNotes/The47Ronin.

* The trailer for season 2 has the cast ''rapping'' about what the "S" in the season title stands for. [[BigEater Elma]] proposes that it stands for Sweets, [[ChildrenAreInnocent Kanna]] proposes that it stands for Shuran (which leads into her talking about Kobayashi's [[TheAlcoholic drinking habits]]) and [[GagBoobs Lucoa]] proposes that it stands for S-cup. In the end it's Illulu who gets it right...at which point Kobayashi asks who she is since she hasn't been introduced yet.

* [[GagBoobs D for Dragon!]]

* Shortly after comes Lucoa's arrival. The very first thing Kobayashi sees is her [[GagBoobs enormous bust]]. Her reaction comes complete with a wall of text behind her that reads, [[ACupAngst "Unacceptable"]].

** When Elma's co-workers rent some inner tubes, Lucoa declines using one as she [[GagBoobs uses her own breasts as a floatation device]].

* Shouta takes part in the treasure hunt during the sports festival in episode 9. After reading what he's supposed to find, he emotionlessly goes over to Lucoa and drags her to the finish line. What was written on his paper? "[[BuxomIsBetter World Class]]". The fact that the anime accentuates it with a ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'' coin sound adds to the hilarity.

* While Kanna, Saikawa, and Chloe are visiting the Oboro shop, Chloe remarks [[EveryoneCanSeeIt how obvious that Taketo likes Ilulu]] which causes him to do his SheIsNotMyGirlfriend routine and Ilulu laughs and [[TheTease plays along]] saying that it is not her Taketo likes but [[BuxomIsBetter her boobs]] which just causes him to freak out more.

** When Lucoa appears in the play as a magical fairy that fights Fafnir's character, the old folks in the audience nod their heads to the beat of her [[{{Gainaxing}} bouncing breasts]].

[[caption-width-right:350: Tohru [[{{AlienLunch}} cooks]] for Miss Kobayashi [[{{AutoCannibalism}} her own roasted tail.]] [[note]]Don’t worry, it grows back… and it’s poisonous.[[/note]] Kobayashi [[{{NoJustNoReaction}} declines.]]]]

** In the anime, Kobayashi does eventually explain to Tohru and Kanna what a seesaw is actually used for, which then leads to the two [[MundaneMadeAwesome launching each other in the air]].
*** Even funnier? Using a seesaw this way is actually a real life thing! See [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neolttwigi Neolttwigi]].

* Koba sends Tohru to some of her neighbor's apartments to ask them to cut down on the noise. Among one of them is a guy named Yana who is playing death metal.