History Funny / MetalGearRisingRevengeance

* Much like in ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty'', you can trigger the entire MissionControl's BerserkButton at the same time by doing something they view to be reprehensible: in this case, it's demonstrating Raiden's ImplausibleFencingPowers on civilians you've saved by running after them and attacking them to strip them of their clothes. Do so, and Boris will threaten to pull the plug on the operation [[spoiler: or ask Raiden if he left Maverick to do things like this]], Kevin will tell you to do stuff like that on your own time and much like Rose, Courtney will refuse to save your game until you reach the next checkpoint. Blade Wolf will also pity Raiden and think it's sad that he's "capable of sinking into such depravity".

* Call Wolf after cutting off a civilian's clothes:
-->'''Blade Wolf:''' For all his achievements, man is still capable of such depravity. Still driven by such cruel impulses.
-->'''Raiden:''' Wolf, I-
-->'''Blade Wolf:''' I know it is your instinct to test the limits. Still I find it...pitiful.

* Seeing Bladewolf in the ending of the game lounging around on the floor like a house trained pet is oddly amusing. Bonus points in that he jumps up in fright when Sunny accidentally steps on his tail but then dismisses the "threat" he sensed as a false alarm.

* Raiden, when asked by Kevin if he should trust Bladewolf's company, vouches for him by making a dog pun:

'''Bladewolf:''' Wordplay: my exoskeleton resembles a canine; canines enjoy bones. Amusing on two levels.
** What makes it even funnier is that Raiden looks back at Bladewolf for a moment as if to say, "Sure, why not?"

* During the Mexico level Bladewolf says that he will go on ahead and provide reconnaissance while Raiden provides backup. Raiden, amused by Bladewolf giving orders, snarks back, "Sir, yes, sir."
* During one exchange between Bladewolf and Raiden, the former tells Raiden not to be distracted by advertisements. Raiden jokes that he will only buy a couple of things for Rose and then he'll get back to the mission. Bladewolf replies mechanically that Raiden can't be wasting time. Raiden then says that he should teach Bladewolf about sarcasm one of these days, only for Bladewolf to respond, "I understand your attempts at humor. I just don't find them entertaining." Harsh.

* Bladewolf's primary reason for being unable to hack networks is his lack of hands.

* Sunny teaching Bladewolf how to shake (as you do with dogs). Raiden tries it and Wolf shows no interest, prompting him to get his red Jack the Ripper glow for a second.
** What makes it even funnier is that earlier Bladewolf showed no complaint when Sam petted him on his head, and yet when Raiden (who if you think about it is technically Wolf's master) tries to interact with him like a pet he refuses to let Raiden do so. That's just mean.
*** Afterward Sunny asks Raiden on Codec if he plans to keep Bladewolf, claiming that she thinks he's cute. Raiden states that he doesn't think that Wolf is the "cuddling type". Raiden goes on to say that Wolf really isn't his pet, he just follows him around where ever he goes. Sunny then asks if she can keep him, only for Raiden to state that he doesn't mind if Wolf stays with her so long as Wolf himself is OK with the decision. Raiden then encourages the decision by saying that Wolf clearly likes Sunny more than he does him, lamenting that he "wouldn't even shake for me..."

* The whole scene where Raiden and Bladewolf enter Solis.
** Bladewolf scaring the otaku guard by slamming himself against the window. Followed by Raiden ripping open the gates. "This is just like one of my Japanese animes!" may come to mind.

*** The entire scene is a CMOF. From the big muscled tough-guy guard being an otaku eating pizza and looking at a moe magazine (specifically, with art by Yaegashi Nan of ''VideoGame/SenranKagura'' fame), to Bladewolf showing up. The best part is him him taking out a holopicture of Raiden, looking back and forth between it and the clearly non-humanoid Bladewolf, and asking "Uh, are you Mr. Raiden, sir?"

* A few of Bladewolf's exchanges with Raiden over codec manage to be humorous due to Raiden missing certain details about how Wolf works. Some forgiveable, others...

* As if [[spoiler: Senator Armstrong]] wasn't bad enough during the final boss battle, but just to top things off he pulls a KickTheDog moment. A literal one too, with Bladewolf being the dog.
* Much like in ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty'', you can trigger the entire MissionControl's BerserkButton at the same time by doing something they view to be reprehensible: in this case, it's demonstrating Raiden's ImplausibleFencingPowers on civilians you've saved by running after them and attacking them to strip them of their clothes. Do so, and Boris will threaten to pull the plug on the operation [[spoiler: or ask Raiden if he left Maverick to do things like this]], Kevin will tell you to do stuff like that on your own time and much like Rose, Courtney will refuse to save your game until you reach the next checkpoint. Bladewolf will also pity Raiden and think it's sad that he's "capable of sinking into such depravity".

-->'''Bladewolf:''' For all his achievements, man is still capable of such depravity. Still driven by such cruel impulses.

-->'''Bladewolf:''' I know it is your instinct to test the limits. Still I find it...pitiful.

* In the Bladewolf DLC, Khamsin's face when you enter Blade Mode at the end of the fight is so terrified, it's priceless.

** Raiden's [[OhCrap expression]] as [[spoiler:he flies in the air right before said punt is pretty pricelss]]
** When Raiden asks him how he is so strong and near invincible, [[spoiler: Armstrong]] yells "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhMsboqMMzs NANOMACHINES, SON!]]".

---->'''[[WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay Matt]]:''' Why does he have to look between his legs? Why is this shot presented to us?!\\
'''Pat:''' That shot had to be storyboarded.

-->"Why does the ray get [[WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay butthurt!?!]]"

-->'''Monsoon''': '''[[ChewingTheScenery WELCOME TO DENVER!!!]]''' [[MyNameIsInigoMontoya I am Monsoon!]] [[AllAccordingToPlan We've been expecting you, Sam!]]
-->'''Sam''': [[DeadpanSnarker oh?]]
-->'''Monsoon''': [[ParanoiaFuel They say you took on a drug cartel in Brazil, all by yourself...]]
-->'''Sam''': [[NoSell Almost]] [[FriendlyEnemy took it down, too!]]

-->'''Doktor''': Well, for example, let's say that you and I are having a nice chat, face-to-face. Suddenly, I disappear! Poof! And in my place appears a ravishing, nubile young woman... Is the girl the projected image, or the reality? Perhaps I was the AR... How would you know?
-->'''Raiden''': [[FunetikAksent Ze accent might be a clue!]]
-->'''Doktor''': Bah! Such things can be controlled with a simple hack of your auditory nerves.

-->'''Boris''': So, Raiden, what's your game plan?
-->'''Raiden''': Ha, you sound excited...
-->'''Boris''': Oh I am! Front row seats to rematch: Raiden versus Giant Gekko! I've heard the [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots stories]]!
-->'''Raiden''': I am trying to work here, you know.
-->'''Boris''': Don't be modest! It was you who taught anti-Irving tactics to my men! This I think you could handle with no legs and both eyes closed!
--> '''Raiden''': Boris...
--> ''(...)''
--> '''Boris''': Well, off you go! Time for the fun, yeah? Oh, this video will be perfect for sales presentations!
--> '''Raiden''': Ugh...

--->'''Raiden''': [[SarcasmMode I suppose I should thank you for not killing everyone at the launch site.]]
--->'''Sam''': ''[amused]'' Well, not if you say it like that!

-->'''Courtney''': Maybe I should look into the cyborg thing, huh? I could eat whatever I want, whenever I want.
-->'''Raiden''': Probably cheaper just getting lipo, Courtney.
-->'''Courtney''': Jerk...
* During the duel with Sam in the desert, there is the [[https://youtu.be/bzw3pR6-bO8 off chance]] that a [[Main/ChirpingCrickets random tumbleweed]] [[FunnyBackgroundEvent might roll by.]]

-->'''Raiden''': You know all the rules of football, Kev?
-->'''Kevin''': Huh? Well... Enough to watch it, at least. Why?
-->'''Raiden''': Just curious. I can never keep track of everything goin' on. All those rules...
-->'''Kevin''': It's not that complicated, Raiden. You never watched it? Actually, you ever watched ''any'' sport?
-->'''Raiden''': What can I say? I'm a [[PopCulturedBadass man of culture]], Kev. [[TheMovieBuff Give me a good movie]] over some dumb game any day.
-->'''Kevin''': (heheheh) Culture? Oh, the sensitive artsy cyborg-type, right?
-->'''Raiden''': [[RealMenWearPink Right]]. Anyway, basketball's more my speed. Get the ball, put it into the net, two points.
-->'''Kevin''': Oh, yeah, 'cause that's all there is to basketball. I swear you crack me up sometimes, man.

-->'''Kevin''': We've confirmed three key captains in Desperado. Their names are all wind-themed. The captain presiding over this coup's called Mistral.
-->'''Raiden''': Cyborg?
-->'''Kevin''': Yup. All three've got custom-made bodies. Collectively they're known as the "Winds of Destruction."
-->'''Raiden''': (snicker) The... what? They all have action figures, too?
-->'''Kevin''': (heheh) You're one to talk, "Mr. Lightning Bolt."
-->'''Raiden''': ''Who told you''?
-->'''Kevin''': Courtney. Now ''that'' sounds like an action figure.

** And a comment threat took it one step further.
-->'''wolfjak''': Lotta people don't know this but Armstrong was part of college improv group y'know?
-->'''The 94 Venom''': In some cushy theater school !
-->'''Jigaraki Mitshubishi''': Try University of Texas
-->'''The Formshifter''': Could of gone pro if he hadn't joined the Navy.
-->'''Nick Storm X''': he's not one of those stand up comedians
-->'''Jigaraki Mitshubishi''' He could break the president in two.... with his bear jokes!
-->'''[[SdrawkcabName Tleps Sdrawkcab]]''': Don't heckle this senator!
-->'''Mr. Anonymous''': *applause cheers*
-->'''Tleps Sdrawcab''': "How the hell did you ever get popular?" "Heh-heh, Well. I don't write my own jokes."

* According to Kojima, he imagined that if he left development to a western company and didn't keep in frequent contact with them, they would've probably put [[VideoGame/GearsOfWar a chainsaw on a gun]] and made that the main weapon.

** Even funnier when you realize Liquid is likely whining in the afterlife about Solid Snake being a more powerful ghost than him.

** Double whammy: "L'Étranger" means "The Stranger". "The Stranger" is also what you call purposely making your own arm fall asleep before masturbating with it to give the illusion of another person doing it to you. Again, L'Étranger is made entirely out of arms.

* According to Kojima, he imagined that if he left development to a western company and didn't keep in frequent contact with them, they would've probably put a chainsaw on a gun and made that the main weapon.

* According to Kojima, he imagined that if he left development to a western company, they would've probably put a chainsaw on a gun and made that the main weapon.

* Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the only enemy Raiden can't cut '''at all''' - [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKSN6WFvHF0 the Matrix Cat]]]]. No matter how hard you try, no matter if you're in BulletTime or not, you can't cut him. Also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for [[spoiler:the cat]].

* George's first reaction to seeing Raiden is to make ''multiple'' TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles references, including the infamous "Go ninja, go ninja, go!" from ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIITheSecretOfTheOoze''

* Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the only enemy Raiden can't cut '''at all''' - [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKSN6WFvHF0 the Matrix Cat]]]]. No matter how hard you try, no matter if you're in BulletTime or not, you can't cut him. Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for [[spoiler:the cat]].

** His beatdown culminates with [[spoiler: Armstrong brutally stomping on Raiden as he lies on the floor. When the senator begins to walk away, and Raiden painfully begins his "Maybe I was wrong about you..." speech, Armstrong ''picks him up off the ground, dusts him off and gives him a hug.'']]

--> '''Raiden''': [[FlatWhat What...]]?

* George's first reaction to seeing Raiden is to make ''multiple'' TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles references, including the infamous "Go ninja, go ninja, go!" from ''{{TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIITheSecretOfTheOoze}}''

* George's first reaction to seeing Raiden is to make ''multiple'' TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles references, including the infamous "Go ninja, go ninja, go!" from ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIITheSecretOfTheOoze''

* George's first reaction to seeing Raiden is to make ''multiple'' TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles references, including the infamous "Go ninja, go ninja, go!" from ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIISecretOfTheOoze''

* George's first reaction to seeing Raiden is to make ''multiple'' TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles references, including the infamous "Go ninja, go ninja, go!" from ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesSecretOfTheOoze''

* The probably unintentional resemblance between [[http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/YduEfbzpdOQ/maxresdefault.jpg Armstrong]] and [[http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bLGPmhEvy58/UsL1jPZrsOI/AAAAAAAAJBU/aJwMrmcW1J4/s640/Francois-Hollande_2317443b.jpg François Hollande, the current french president]].It gets funnier considering the fact that Hollande is nicknamed(mostly, but not only by his detractors) [[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Flanby_n02.jpg "Flamby"]], since his public image is a wimpy, flabby politician. Seing him as a heavy-macho-nanomachine-tank beating the crap on cyborg Raiden is just hilarious!

** Sunny getting mad at Raiden for ruining the front gate.

* No love for the memetastic "I'm fuckin' invincible!"?

** Double whammy: "L'Étranger" means "The Stranger". "The Stranger" is also what you call purposely making your own arm fall asleep before masturbating with it to give the illusion of another person doing it to you. Again, L'Étranger is made entirely out of arms.

---->'''[[TwoBestFriendsPlay Matt]]:''' Why does he have to look between his legs? Why is this shot presented to us?!\\