History Funny / MetalGearRisingRevengeance

** Sunny getting mad at Raiden for ruining the front gate.
** Sunny treats Bladewolf like a real dog and gets him to shake her hand. Raiden tries the same thing... and Bladewolf just defiantly turns his head away.
*** Even better, this angers Raiden enough for him to gain his [[SuperMode Ripper Mode]] [[BattleAura aura]] for a second!

** Sunny getting mad at Raiden for ruining the front gate.

* Raiden's reaction to getting his arm cut off? An irritated "Not again!"

* [[spoiler: Senator Armstrong's beatdown of Raiden. He whoops Raiden, while delivering a speech about how he was a college football player, Punts Raiden while an imaginary Footbal Crowd cheers, it's funny ''and'' awesome.]]
** [[spoiler: When Raiden asks how Armstrong is so strong Armstrong yells "NANOMACHINES SON!"]] Kojima, never change.

--> ''Doktor''': ''Yes, enemy cyborgs should have plenty of electrolytes once you...extract their fluids''

** What makes it even funnier is that earlier Bladewolf showed no complaint when Sam petted him on his head, and yet when Raiden (who if you think about it is technically Wolf's master) tries to interact with him like a pet he refuses to let Raiden do so. Harsh.

* Sunny teaching Bladewolf how to shake (as you do with dogs). Raiden tries it and Wolf shows no interest, prompting him to get his red Jack the Ripper glow for a second.

* The codec call with Sunny about Otacon. Even Raiden admits Otacon got really good looking.

* Bladewolf's primary reason for being unable to hack networks is his lack of hands.

* [[spoiler: Seeing Bladewolf in the ending of the game lounging around on the floor like a house trained pet is oddly amusing. Bonus points in that he jumps up in fright when Sunny accidentally steps on his tail but then dismisses the "threat" he sensed as a false alarm.]]

** Also, if you call Courtney during the fight and don't save, Raiden becomes embarrassed for forgetting why he called her.

* If you call Doktor during the Monsoon fight, even Raiden's "Jack the Ripper" persona isn't immune to humorous moments.

* [[spoiler: Senator Armstrong's beatdown of Raiden. He whoops Raiden, while delievering a speech about how he was a college football player, Punts Raiden while an imaginary Footbal Crowd cheers, and it's so funny and awesome.]]
** [[spoiler: When Raiden asks how Armstrong is so strong Armstrong yells "NANOMACHINES SON!"]]

* During one exchange between Bladewolf and Raiden, the former tells Raiden not to be distracted by advertisements. Raiden jokes that he will only buy a couple of things for Rose and then he'll get back to the mission. Bladewolf replies mechanically that Raiden can't be wasting time. Raiden then says that he should teach Bladewolf about sarcasm one of these days, only for Bladewolf to respond, "I understand your attempts at humor. I just don't find them entertaining." Harsh.

* During the Mexico level Bladewolf says that he will go on ahead and provide reconnaissance while Raiden provides backup. Raiden, amused by Bladewolf giving orders, snarks back, "Sir, yes, sir."

** What makes it even funnier is that Raiden looks back at Bladewolf for a moment as if to say, "Sure, why not?"

* Raiden makes a dog pun:

-->'''Bladewolf:''' Wordplay: my exoskeleton resembles a canine; canines enjoy bones. Amusing on two levels.

* [[spoiler: Seeing Bladewolf in the ending of the game lounging around on the floor like a house trained pet is oddly amusing. Bonus points in that he jumps up in fright when Sunny accidentally steps on his tail but then dismisses the "threat" he sensed as a false alarm.]]

* [[spoiler: Senator Armstrong's beatdown of Raiden. He whoops Raiden, while delievering a speech, and it's so funny and awesome.]]

* [[spoiler: Senator Armstrong's beatdown of Raiden. He whoops Raiden, while delievering a speech, and it's so funny and awesome.]]

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mC1XqmWVuRA#t=56s Authentic Civilian Disguise.]]