History Funny / ManOfMedan

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--> '''Conrad''': "If you're selling, I'm buying."

--> '''Conrad''': Guys, look, I think we gotta listen to our experienced, beautiful, smart, and...beautiful captain here.
--> '''Julia''': Connie, please, I didn't bring you on this trip to get laid.

** Even funnier in the Curator's Cut where if Brad chooses to be polite when he catches them making out they just keep kissing after he says, “ahem” the first time.

--> '''Conrad''': The bad news is these are kinda... maybe the fishermen I pissed off earlier.
--> '''Julia''': Oh, goddammit Conrad!
--> '''Alex''': Great, just great. and what's the good news?
--> '''Conrad''': Uh, I recognize them.
--> '''Julia''': How is that "good news"?
--> '''Conrad''': I thought you were gonna ask the good news first!
--> '''Julia''': You're such an idiot! Jesus!

--> '''Alex''': Were you being polite to our unexpected guests?
--> '''Conrad''': Yeah, we had biscuits and tea.
* [[spoiler: If he's still with the group]] Conrad's distraction is pretty funny:

--> '''Conrad''': Hey! Yeah, you! Long John Silver and shit! What are you guys doing out there! Pieces of eight and shiver me timbers you one legged fuck faces!
--> '''Brad''': Yeah, you smarmy varmints!
--> '''Conrad''': Yeah, I'm gonna rip your pirate parrots off your shoulders and stomp' em into rainbow colored stew! I'm warning you. I'm an American citizen. You really want my president coming after you guys?
--> '''Brad''': Yeah, yeah, fuck you!
--> '''Conrad''': Cause he will! Each and every one of you. Personally! Hey! Can, you, hear, me? I'm talking to you. Hello?

--> '''Julia''': Now there's a shark? Come at me shark!

--> '''Julia''': Don't be such a gonad. I'll be fine.
--> '''Alex''': Gonad? Am I dead? What is happening?
--> '''Julia''': Live a little, ''edgelord''.
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** The dramatic music that is played when Fliss boards the boat. As if she's one of the most terrifying threats that the survivors have to avoid.

** Even funnier in the Curator's Cut where if Brad chooses to be polite when he catches them making out they just keeping kissing after he says, “ahem” the first time.

** Even funnier in the Curator's Cut where if Brad chooses to be polite when he catches them making out they just keeping kissing after his says, “ahem” the first time.

--> '''Conrad''': Hey! Yeah, you! Long John Silver and shit! What are you guys doing out there! Pieces of eight and shiver me timbers you one legged fuck faces! Yeah, I'm gonna rip your pirate parrots off your shoulders and stomp' em into rainbow colored stew! I'm warning you. I'm an American citizen. You really want my president coming after you guys? Cause he will! Each and every one of you. Personally! Hey! Can, you, hear, me? I'm talking to you. Hello?
** If Brad's there as well, he will add a bit to the distraction, and it's ActuallyPrettyFunny coming from him.

** Depending on your choices, Julian and Brad may later on find Conrad and Fliss making out.
** Even funnier in the Curators cut where if Brad chooses to be polite when he catches them making out they just keeping kissing after his says, “ahem” the first time.

** Depending in your choices, Julian and Brad may later on find Conrad and Fliss making out.

* There's also a part where Alex can be sarcastic with Conrad resulting in this:

* After they're being held hostage on the Duke of Milan, Conrad mentions the good news and the bad news:

** If Brad's there as well, he will add a bit to the distraction, and it's ActuallyPrettyFunny coming from him.

Let's face it, Conrad and possibly a few other people make this game quite enjoyable since it's a short horror game...

* Brad doing a little dance after he finds out he was right about the wreck that Alex & Julia are about to check out. Also moments later after he apologizes about a energetic nerdburst, Conrad says to him, "Please keep going!"

* Let's face it, Conrad and possibly other people make this game really enjoyable since it's a horror game.

** If Brad's there as well, he will add a bit to the distraction, and it's ActuallyPrettyFunny coming from him.
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* Brad doing a little dance after he finds out he was right about the wreck that Alex & Julia are about to check out.

--> '''Julia''': You're such an idiot! Jesus!

* When Alex and Julia take their first picture together, the way Julia smiles is both funny and unnerving.