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'''Maleficent''': And I have ''never'' held that against you.

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'''Maleficent''': [[YouAreACreditToYourRace And I have ''never'' have]] ''[[YouAreACreditToYourRace never]]'' [[YouAreACreditToYourRace held that against you.]]
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* It's quick, but Diaval telling the human attendant to "shoo!" when the guy tries to take his mistress's cloak instead of him.

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** It ALSO implies that Aurora is ALREADY pregnant after ONE night of marriage... boy, Philip’s fertile!

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** It ALSO implies that Aurora is ALREADY pregnant after ONE night of marriage... boy, Philip’s fertile!fertile!
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* The dark and grim lady has NoSocialSkills. Even more hilarious when you realize a literal raven has better social skills than her.

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* The dark and grim lady has NoSocialSkills. Even more hilarious when you realize a A literal raven has better social skills than her.
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* The dark and grim lady has NoSocialSkills.

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* The dark and grim lady has NoSocialSkills. Even more hilarious when you realize a literal raven has better social skills than her.
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* While it’s unknown whether Ingrith or anyone else knows about Diaval’s true form, there’s some BlackComedy about Diaval being understandably uncomfortable being served a bird dinner.

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* While it’s unknown whether Ingrith or anyone else knows about Diaval’s true form, there’s some BlackComedy about Diaval being understandably uncomfortable being served a bird dinner.dinner, with him and Maleficent sharing an awkward look with each other.

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'''Soldier:''' [[ShipperOnDeck Well, I had no doubt she would say 'yes']]!

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'''Soldier:''' [[ShipperOnDeck Well, I had no doubt she would say 'yes']]!'yes'!]]


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** Aurora tries to convince Maleficent that Phillip is really kind.
-->'''Maleficent:''' Kind of what?

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* While it’s unknown whether Ingrith or anyone else knows about Diaval’s true form, there’s some BlackComedy about Diaval being understandably uncomfortable being served a bird dinner.



* During Ingrith and Aurora's confrontation in the secret lab, Ingrith seemingly steps out of the shadows...then notices the beam of light coming from the window and decides to go around it like avoiding a particularly disgusting puddle...all the while giving her MotiveRant.



* During Ingrith and Aurora's confrontation in the secret lab, Ingrith seemingly steps out of the shadows...then notices the beam of light coming from the window and decides to go around it like avoiding a particularly disgusting puddle...all the while giving her MotiveRant.
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* Maleficent tells Phillip and Aurora "I'll be there for the christening" and gives a wink. As she flies off, Phillip gives Aurora an uncertain look. At least this time, we know there won't be any cursing to death or death-like sleep.

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* Maleficent tells Phillip and Aurora "I'll be there for the christening" and gives a wink. As she flies off, Phillip gives Aurora an uncertain look. At least this time, we know there won't be any cursing to death or death-like sleep.sleep.
** It ALSO implies that Aurora is ALREADY pregnant after ONE night of marriage... boy, Philip’s fertile!

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* Maleficent's attempts to practice her smile with her reflection in the river.
-->'''Diaval''': Try it with a little less fang.

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* Maleficent's attempts to practice The dark and grim lady has NoSocialSkills.
** Maleficent practices
her smile with her reflection in the river.
-->'''Diaval''': --->'''Diaval''': Try it with a little less fang.fang.
** Diaval suggests she say "so kind of you to invite me" in a way that ''doesn't'' sound like a death threat.



** He also suggests she say "so kind of you to invite me" in a way that ''doesn't'' sound like a death threat.

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** He also suggests she say "so kind of She pulls off the greeting. And then...
--->'''King John:''' I trust
you to invite me" in a way that ''doesn't'' sound like a death threat.had no trouble finding the castle.\\
'''Maleficent:''' Why would I've trouble?\\
'''King John:''' ''(awkward cough)''\\
'''Diaval:''' ''(whispering)'' He's making small talk. I'll explain it later.
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* After Phillip proposes to Aurora and she accepts:
-->'''Phillip:''' We have to tell our parents!\\
'''Aurora:''' ...''Do'' we?\\
''[Diaval, spying on them in his raven form, squawks indignantly.]''
* Diaval gently breaks it to Maleficent that Phillip proposed, and ''begs'' her to remain calm. She... does not do that.


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** He also suggests she say "so kind of you to invite me" in a way that ''doesn't'' sound like a death threat.
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* During Ingrith and Aurora's confrontation in the secret lab, Ingrith seemingly steps out of the shadows...then notices the beam of light coming from the window and decides to go around it like avoiding a particularly disgusting puddle...all the while giving her MotiveRant.

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Paraphrased from memory. Also, I didn't catch this guy's name, could someone add it in?


* Early on, Phillip is talking to one of his soldiers about the wedding. Although the scene is tense with the guard's attitude towards "Moorfolk", there is this entertaining bit at the start.
-->'''Soldier:''' So, will I be your best man, or do you intend to pick someone from the Moors?\\
'''Phillip:''' If that's your way of asking if she said 'yes'-\\
'''Soldier:''' [[ShipperOnDeck Well, I had no doubt she would say 'yes']]!



--->'''Diaval:''' [[VerbalBackspace We can skip that part]].



-->'''Maleficent''': Pitchforks. Humans are hilarious.

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-->'''Maleficent''': Pitchforks.[[TorchesAndPitchforks Pitchforks]]. Humans are hilarious.
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* During the lead-up to the wedding, Diaval cheerfully apologizes to the humans around him in case some of them were among those he maimed while in bear form.
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-->'''Diaval''': A little less fang.
** When he suggests a curtsey, Maleficent gives a look best summed up as "I am two seconds from changing you into a worm."

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-->'''Diaval''': A Try it with a little less fang.
** When he suggests a curtsey, curtsy, Maleficent gives a quick look best summed up as "I am two seconds from changing you into a worm."



-->'''Aurora''': I am human.
-->'''Maleficent''': And I have ''never'' held that against you.

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-->'''Aurora''': I am human.
-->'''Maleficent''':
human. \\
'''Maleficent''':
And I have ''never'' held that against you.



-->'''Maleficent''': [[IronicEcho Someone should do something about those horns.]]

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-->'''Maleficent''': [[IronicEcho Someone should do something about cover up those horns.]]
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-->'''Maleficent''': [[IronicEcho Do something about those horns.]]

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-->'''Maleficent''': [[IronicEcho Do Someone should do something about those horns.]]
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* Maleficent tells Phillip and Aurora "I'll be there for the christening" and gives a wink. As she flies off, Phillip gives Aurora an uncertain look.

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* Maleficent tells Phillip and Aurora "I'll be there for the christening" and gives a wink. As she flies off, Phillip gives Aurora an uncertain look. At least this time, we know there won't be any cursing to death or death-like sleep.
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-->'''Diavel''': A little less fang.

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-->'''Diavel''': -->'''Diaval''': A little less fang.



** A few minutes later, Phillip sees a goat wearing his mother's jewelry wandering about and whispers "is that...?" Daviel insists that "Maleficent can turn her back" only for the king to suggest that maybe they all ''prefer'' Ingrith stays that way.

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** A few minutes later, Phillip sees a goat wearing his mother's jewelry wandering about and whispers "is that...?" Daviel Diaval insists that "Maleficent can turn her back" only for the king to suggest that maybe they all ''prefer'' Ingrith stays that way.
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* Maleficent tries to warn Aurora about how terrible humans can be.
-->'''Aurora''': I am human.
-->'''Maleficent''': And I have ''never'' held that against you.
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* After dying, turning into a phoenix, and rescuing Aurora from a fall from a tower, Maleficent turns to Diaval and says, "I missed you." [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Diaval asks if she hit her head.]]

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* Maleficent strides into the main city and sees various citizens terrified of her.
-->'''Maleficent''': Pitchforks. Humans are hilarious.



* Maleficent tells Phillip and Aurora "I'll be there for the christening and gives a wink." As she flies off, Phillip gives Aurora an uncertain look.

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* Maleficent tells Phillip and Aurora "I'll be there for the christening christening" and gives a wink." wink. As she flies off, Phillip gives Aurora an uncertain look.
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** When he suggests a curtsey, Maleficent gives a look best summed up as "I am two seconds from changing you into a worm."



* At the wedding, Diaval is crying TearsOfJoy. Maleficent tells him to pull himself together... [[HypocriticalHumor then starts tearing up herself.]]

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* At the wedding, Diaval is crying TearsOfJoy. Maleficent tells him to pull himself together... [[HypocriticalHumor then starts tearing up herself.]]]]
* Maleficent tells Phillip and Aurora "I'll be there for the christening and gives a wink." As she flies off, Phillip gives Aurora an uncertain look.
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* Maleficent's attempts to practice her smile with her reflection in the river.
-->'''Diavel''': A little less fang.
* There's something darkly funny about how Ingrith opens her secret passage by twisting the head of a dressing dummy like she's snapping a neck.
* The end of Ingrith: She's landed face first on the ground and ranting on how there can be no peace between humans and the Moors and [[ShutUpHannibal turns into a goat midway through it]].
-->'''Maleficent''': [[IronicEcho Do something about those horns.]]
** A few minutes later, Phillip sees a goat wearing his mother's jewelry wandering about and whispers "is that...?" Daviel insists that "Maleficent can turn her back" only for the king to suggest that maybe they all ''prefer'' Ingrith stays that way.
* At the wedding, Diaval is crying TearsOfJoy. Maleficent tells him to pull himself together... [[HypocriticalHumor then starts tearing up herself.]]

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