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* After Maleficent rescues Diaval and turns him into a human, his first reaction is to indignantly say "What have you done to my beautiful self?!" Maleficent promptly lampshades it by asking if he'd have preferred being beaten to death, and he snaps back "I'm not certain!"

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* After Maleficent rescues Diaval and turns him into a human, his first reaction is to indignantly say "What have you done to my beautiful self?!" Maleficent promptly lampshades it mocks him by asking if he'd have preferred being beaten to death, and he snaps back "I'm not certain!"
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** In the film, he ''checks out [[NakedOnArrival his own ass]]'' before saying he's not certain. [[MrFanservice Oh,]] ''[[MrFanservice we're]]'' [[MrFanservice all certain, Diaval.]]

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** She then cuts off his tirade by turning him back into a raven, but not before threatening to turn him into a mealy worm next time (he retorts "I'll ''be'' a mealy worm, gladly!").

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** She then cuts off his tirade by turning him back into a raven, but not before threatening to -->'''Diaval:''' It's the same thing - they're dirty, vicious, and they ''hunt birds''!
-->'''Maleficent:''' ''*exasperated*'' Fine, next time I'll
turn him you into a mealy worm next time (he retorts "I'll worm!
-->'''Diaval:''' I'll
''be'' a mealy worm, gladly!").gladly! Anything but a filthy, stinking - ''*gets transformed into a raven*'' Awk!

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* After Maleficent rescues Diaval and turns him into a human, his first reaction is to indignantly say "What have you done to my beautiful self?!" Maleficent promptly lampshades it by asking if he'd have preferred being beaten to death, and he snaps back "I just might!"

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* After Maleficent rescues Diaval and turns him into a human, his first reaction is to indignantly say "What have you done to my beautiful self?!" Maleficent promptly lampshades it by asking if he'd have preferred being beaten to death, and he snaps back "I just might!""I'm not certain!"
** In the novelization Maleficent is more... ''appreciative'' of Diaval's [[EatingTheEyeCandy new form]].

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* After Maleficent rescues Diaval and turns him into a human, his first reaction is to indignantly say "What have you done to my beautiful self?!" Maleficent promptly lampshades it by asking if he'd have preferred being beaten to death, and he snaps back "I just might!"



** She then cuts off his tirade by turning him back into a raven.

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** She then cuts off his tirade by turning him back into a raven.raven, but not before threatening to turn him into a mealy worm next time (he retorts "I'll ''be'' a mealy worm, gladly!").
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* When Diaval wants to be transformed into his human form, his way of telling Maleficent seems to be flapping and cawing in her face until he annoys her enough to acquiesce.
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** Also, when he lets go of Phillip to gesture with his hands, you can [[FunnyBackgroundEvent see Phillip start to float away in the background]] before Diaval, annoyed, yanks him back down.


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** During said distraction scene, you can see Diaval giving Maleficent an [[PowerIsSexy appreciative look]] after she knocks the guard out.


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* Maleficent's penchant for shutting people up mid-sentence. With Diaval it's usually by turning him into a bird, but with Phillip and, on one occasion, Aurora, she just puts them to sleep while they're still talking. Watching them go from lively and animated to comatose in about a second is very amusing.
* [[BlackComedy Darkly humorous]] is how Maleficent deals with some soldiers that have snuck into the Moors: by [[spoiler:lifting them into the air with magic and spinning them around as though they were in a tornado]]. She's grinning the whole time, too.
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* Philip's [[DudeShesLikeInAComa flustered and horrified]] reaction to the fairies' "gently encouraging" (or rather, forcefully shoving) him to kiss the unconscious Aurora.
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* When Maleficent and Stefan first mid, the latter calls her tree...people...ugly to look at. Maleficent assures them that they are "classically handsome".

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* When Maleficent and Stefan first mid, meet, the latter calls her tree...people...ugly to look at. Maleficent assures them that they are "classically handsome".
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*Diaval is very displeased at being turned into a dog.
-->'''Maleficent:''' It was a wolf, not a dog.
**She then cuts off his tirade by turning him back into a raven.
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*When Maleficent and Stefan first mid, the latter calls her tree...people...ugly to look at. Maleficent assures them that they are "classically handsome".
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** HilariousInHindsight for those who watched the [[Film/HarryPotter Harry Potter films]], as one of the fairies is played by the same actress who played Dolores Umbridge. Besides the fact that both characters are related to magic, seeing a SadistTeacher evil witch turned into a funny incompetent bumbling fairy is priceless.
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-->'''Maleficent:''' You don't have to stay here, Diaval. This isn't your fight.\\

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-->'''Maleficent:''' You don't have to stay here, Diaval. [[ShooTheDog This isn't your fight.\\]]\\
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** Diaval's facial expressions seal it. He's clearly annoyed at being the one to tote Philip around like a child with a balloon.
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'''Maleficent:''' (dryly) [[IMStandingRightHere I can hear you.]]

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'''Maleficent:''' (dryly) [[IMStandingRightHere [[ImStandingRightHere I can hear you.]]



* Poor Philip spends most of his screentime being towed around unconscious by Maleficent like so much luggage.

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* Poor Philip spends most of his screentime being towed around unconscious by Maleficent Diaval like so much luggage. He's even used as a distraction to lure a castle guard close enough for Maleficent to choke up on her staff, step out of hiding, and knock the man out cold.
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* Poor Philip spends most of his screentime being towed around unconscious by Maleficent like so much luggage.
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'''Maleficent:''' (dryly) I can hear you.

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'''Maleficent:''' (dryly) [[IMStandingRightHere I can hear you.]]

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-->'''Maleficent:''' You don't have to stay here Diaval. This isn't your fight.\\

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-->'''Maleficent:''' You don't have to stay here here, Diaval. This isn't your fight.\\


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* The scene where Aurora participates in a mud war between some of the trolls. They're throwing it around, having a good time...until one of them misses and hits Maleficent on the cheek. The trolls' ''instant reaction'' is to [[OhCrap panic]] as Maleficent glares at them, until she hears Diaval cackling with laughter. In response, [[NotSoAboveItAll she uses her magic to pour mud all over his head]].
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* During their final assault on the castle, Diaval and Maleficent have this exchange.\\

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* During their final assault on the castle, Diaval and Maleficent have this exchange.\\
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'''Maleficent:''' You don't have to stay here Diaval. This isn't your fight.\\

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'''Maleficent:''' -->'''Maleficent:''' You don't have to stay here Diaval. This isn't your fight.\\



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-->'''Aurora:''' You're my Fairy Godmother!
-->''[{{Beat}}]''
-->'''Maleficent:''' [[FlatWhat What]].

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-->'''Aurora:''' You're my Fairy Godmother!
-->''[{{Beat}}]''
-->'''Maleficent:'''
Godmother!\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''Maleficent:'''
[[FlatWhat What]].



* During their final assault on the castle, Diaval and Maleficent have this exchange.
-->'''Maleficent:''' You don't have to stay here Diaval. This isn't your fight.
-->'''Diaval:''' Really? After all this time? ''[[SarcasmMode Don't go Diaval! I need you Diaval! I can't do this without you Diaval!]]''
-->'''Maleficent:''' (dryly) I can hear you.

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* During their final assault on the castle, Diaval and Maleficent have this exchange.
-->'''Maleficent:'''
exchange.\\
'''Maleficent:'''
You don't have to stay here Diaval. This isn't your fight.
-->'''Diaval:'''
fight.\\
'''Diaval:'''
Really? After all this time? ''[[SarcasmMode Don't go Diaval! I need you Diaval! I can't do this without you Diaval!]]''
-->'''Maleficent:'''
Diaval!]]''\\
'''Maleficent:'''
(dryly) I can hear you.you.

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* Most of the scenes with the three fairies that aren't dramatic can count as this, especially ones where Maleficent is screwing with them ForTheEvulz, like the aforementioned rain scene, and another one where they get into a fight over their hair. They also at one point almost forget Aurora, and try to feed her vegetables as an infant.

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* Most of the scenes with the three fairies that aren't dramatic can count as this, especially ones where Maleficent is screwing with them ForTheEvulz, like the aforementioned rain scene, and another one where they get into a fight over their hair. They also at one point almost forget Aurora, and try to feed her vegetables as an infant.infant.
* During their final assault on the castle, Diaval and Maleficent have this exchange.
-->'''Maleficent:''' You don't have to stay here Diaval. This isn't your fight.
-->'''Diaval:''' Really? After all this time? ''[[SarcasmMode Don't go Diaval! I need you Diaval! I can't do this without you Diaval!]]''
-->'''Maleficent:''' (dryly) I can hear you.
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-->'''Maleficent:''' I don't like children.

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-->'''Maleficent:''' I don't like children.children.
* Most of the scenes with the three fairies that aren't dramatic can count as this, especially ones where Maleficent is screwing with them ForTheEvulz, like the aforementioned rain scene, and another one where they get into a fight over their hair. They also at one point almost forget Aurora, and try to feed her vegetables as an infant.
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* When Aurora plans to tell the pixies that she wants to stay in the Moors, she practices to herself and mutters that they accidentally fed her spiders once.

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* When Aurora plans to tell the pixies that she wants to stay in the Moors, she practices to herself and mutters that they accidentally fed her spiders once.once.
* When Toddler Aurora finds Maleficent and demands to be picked up. After failed attempts to get her to leave, Maleficent obliges and the girl immediately starts playing with her horns. All of this is made better by the fact that Toddler Aurora is played by Jolie's youngest daughter, Vivienne.
-->'''Maleficent:''' I don't like children.
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-->{{Beat}}

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-->{{Beat}}-->''[{{Beat}}]''
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{{Beat}}

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{{Beat}}-->{{Beat}}

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* Maleficent's reaction to Aurora claiming to know who she is.

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* Maleficent's reaction to Aurora gleefully claiming to know who she is.


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-->'''Maleficent:''' [[FlatWhat What]].

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-->'''Maleficent:''' [[FlatWhat What]].What]].
* When Aurora plans to tell the pixies that she wants to stay in the Moors, she practices to herself and mutters that they accidentally fed her spiders once.
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-->'''Maleficent:''' Oh, come on. That's funny.

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-->'''Maleficent:''' Oh, come on. That's funny.funny.
* Maleficent's reaction to Aurora claiming to know who she is.
-->'''Aurora:''' You're my Fairy Godmother!
-->'''Maleficent:''' [[FlatWhat What]].
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* When Maleficent finds Baby Aurora in the cottage and tries to frighten her from the window, but the baby just giggles.
-->'''Maleficent:''' (dryly) I hate you. Beastie.
* Later when Maleficent makes it rain inside the cottage, scaring the pixies. Diaval shoots her a look.
-->'''Maleficent:''' Oh, come on. That's funny.

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