History Funny / MajorCrimes

* From the same episode, Sanchez calls an acquaintance in Las Vegas about another potential victim. When she calls back, she gets Chief Mason's phone (Sanchez gave her "his old Chief's" card years ago, and wrote ''his'' number on the back, which she didn't see) and starts flirting with Sanchez hard until he tells her that she's on speaker -- and that Mason and Raydor are listening in.

** Later, they check in with the rest of Major Crimes after having staked out the place for several hours. They note that she's had several male visitors, [[HighClassCallGirl each staying for an hour at a time]].
--->'''Paige''': Let's be honest; some of them were only about forty minutes.

--->'''Nolan''': Don't worry, Chief. We'll stay in close contact with Shelly.

* From the same episode, Sanchez calls an acquaintance in Las Vegas about another potential victim. When she calls back, she gets Chief Mason's phone (Sanchez gave her "his old Chief's" number years ago) and starts flirting with Sanchez hard until he tells her that she's on speaker -- and that Mason and Raydor are listening in.

** The dog was a Maltese -- [[ShoutOut named]] [[Film/TheMalteseFalcon Falcon.]]

** Rusty's tagging along, and he starts musing about getting a job, leading Provenza to start talking about his first job. Flynn jokes that Provenza was a busboy at the Last Supper.

* "Do Not Disturb" ends with the squad teasing Sykes because they're pretty sure she's dating Lt. Cooper, but she won't admit it. Then Rusty comes out to them... with not much of a reaction. [[OpenSecret (Because they already knew.)]]

** From the same episode, to placate Rusty, Sharon accepts the file on his mother, promising to look through it. After Rusty steps out of her office, Brenda puts the file in a drawer in her desk...except the desk is Brenda's former desk, and said drawer was Brenda sweets drawer, which is still holding a ''massive'' amount of sweets that Brenda never cleaned out. Then, at the end of the episode, Fritz comes by to empty out the sweets from said drawer.

* "Frozen Assets" features Johnathan Baird's (a.k.a. Dick Tracy) return as an overzealous security guard that had roped Flynn and Provenza into a murder investigation involving a poisoned dog, a frozen head, and 20 million dollars.

** Rusty already knew, but Sykes incorrectly assumes it's because Raydor told him after she told her -- it's actually because he saw Sykes and Cooper making out in front of the entrance to Special Operations Bureau while he was going to see Dr. Joe. Cue '''even more''' teasing from the guys.

* "I, Witness" is pretty much nonstop funny at how the universe keeps laughing at Flynn, dashing every single HopeSpot he gets that the murder suspect, a witness in a major case, is innocent. [[spoiler: Until the shocks are finally too much and he faints.]]

* In "Two Options", Commander [=McGinnis=] of Special Operations Bureau asks Raydor and Tao their opinions of Fritz, [[spoiler: who's being evaluated as a potential Deputy Chief of [=SOB=]]].

** From the same episode, to placate Rusty, Sharon accepts the file on his mother, promising to look through it. After Rusty steps out of her office, Brenda puts the file in a drawer in her desk...except the desk is Brenda's former desk, and is holding a ''massive'' amount of sweets in said drawer which Brenda never cleaned out. Then, at the end of the episode, Fritz comes by to empty out the sweets from said drawer.

** The episode is based around Buzz's first day of Reserve Officer training. He, Flynn, and Provenza get into one of the new police SUVs. The first thing Provenza does is accidentally set off the sirens.

** Later, the bride-to-be is in one of the interrogation rooms. She's hungry and hypoglycemic, and is absolutely going to town on a DagwoodSandwich. It is actually '''bigger than her head'''. Buzz compares it to a TV show he'd recently seen where a python swallowed a wildebeest. She later declines Tao's offer to clear the rest of the food from the room, saying "I might pick a little."

** Rusty already knew, but Sykes incorrectly assumes it's because Raydor told him after she told her -- it's actually because he saw them making out in front of Special Operations Bureau while he was going to see Dr. Joe.

** And then Rusty gets in on it while Flynn's trying to explain their situation to his daughter:

* "Do Not Disturb" ends with the squad teasing Sykes because they're pretty sure she's dating Lt. Cooper, but she won't admit it. Then Rusty comes out to them... with not much of a reaction. [[OpenSecret (Because they already knew.)]]
-->'''Buzz''' (deadpan): [[BlatantLies We did not know that.]]
** Provenza says that if Rusty was gay, they'd trust him more, and they'd hope that he'd trust them more. ''This'' is what gets Sykes to crack and admit she's dating Cooper. A legitimately surprised Buzz pays off a bet to Tao.
** Rusty already knew, but Sykes incorrectly assumes it's because Raydor told him after she told her -- it's actually because he saw them making out in front of Special Operations Bureau while he was going to see Dr. Joe.

* ''Charlie's Angels'' in "Pick Your Poison".

--> '''Flynn:''' My situation with the Captain is completely different from yours with Patrice.

* In "Tourist Trap", Tao has been called out of an awards dinner to a murder, without opportunity to change out of his tuxedo.

* Provenza's continuing annoying of Flynn about the nature of his relationship with Raydor, and Flynn's constant correction of him -- they're just friends.

-->'''Provenza:''' So she's the Captain again, huh?

** Later, the bride-to-be is in one of the interrogation rooms. She's hungry and hypoglycemic, and is absolutely going to town on a DagwoodSandwich. It is actually '''bigger than her head'''. Buzz compares it to a TV show he'd recently seen where a python swallowed a wildebeest. She later declines Tao's offer to clear the rest of the food from the room, saying "I might nibble."

* In "Reality Check", Tao and Sanchez are interviewing the agent of a reality TV star who survived a car crash that killed his wife, demanding to know where he is after she helped him flee the hospital. Buzz, in Electronics, gets a tip that he's doing a live interview on E! with Creator/MarioLopez.
** The agent mouths word-for-word what Chip says about his dead wife and the end of the interview. The looks on Tao and Sanchez's faces are priceless.
* Nolan and Paige's trip to San Diego in "Conspiracy Theory, Part 2":

** The woman they're looking for comes home and doesn't want to talk about anything that happened between her and her former boss. [[note]]She's an ex-waitress at a restaurant chain whose owner is a murder suspect and is later linked to a string of rapes.[[/note]] She'd much rather flirt with Nolan, who has no problem flirting back. Paige can't stop rolling her eyes.

--->'''Nolan''': Don't worry, I -- ''we'll'' keep a close eye on her.
--->'''Paige''': He means it.

** When asked why he jumped into the pool to grab the body, Buzz replies that if it had been Flynn or Provenza, "I'd be pulling two bodies out instead of one."

'''Sykes''': [''deadpan''] This is a formal investigation.