History Funny / MadnessCombat

* ''Madness Combat 9.5''

--> '''FRAGMENTATION FAILURE'''\\

** What's Hanks first response to seeing an A.T.P. Soldat for the first time? [[{{Main/Troll}} Point to his own eyes to probably mock the Soldat, that compared to him he has both eyes.]] The Soldat responds by pointing at him angrily, as if just saying "''You'' shut the hell up!"

* ''Episode 10:''Abrogation'':

* DISSENTER

* Even though ''An Experiment'' mostly consists of NightmareFuel the unfortunate test subject's glitchy erratic movement [[Narm looks actually quite funny.]]
** Sanford and Deimos are watching the entire thing and after witnessing it all they only drop this deadpan comment: "Damn, that's crazy."

* In Project Nexus's training arena, you can summon just about every hostile and friendly character in the game to get a feel for how they move, as well as environmental hazards that can just plain hurt anyone. It wasn't that surprising to find out that [[ChaoticEvil Tricky]] is flagged an environmental hazard.
* Project Nexus gives various characters voices, though one definite highlight is [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg-o05FBTqI Tricky's voice]]; a glitchy, EvilIsHammy CreepyHighPitchedVoice. It's as beautiful as you'd expect.

** How does MAG Agent V2 tell the Auditor that Jesus is raiding the base it's stationed at? With the same instant messenger chat that the Auditor was using to talk to the Soldats in 7.5. Even the agent's camera feed and ''text'' are magnified.
-->'''MAG Agent V2''': '''''[[CapsLock THERE IS A PROBLEM.]]''''' (It displays footage of Jesus pondering how to shut down the cloning project, before deciding to just shoot up the server room.)

** Tricky's reaction to Jesus killing Hank is hilarious with his wide-eyed look and indignant ''"HAY!!!"'' as he sticks his oversized head through the wall. Also, when he dies from Jesus destroying the Portable Improbability Drive, the device's final integrity readout before it fails is "%X_X"

** In the room just before, one of the posters on the wall has a picture of Hank, in his current gear, captioned with what starts out as a MadnessMantra of "MURDER MURDER MURDER" before devolving into inarticulate jibberish punctuated with a " :-| " emoticon. One gets the feeling that the repeated defeats and blows to the head, as well as ''getting the top of it sliced off'' did a really bad number on Tricky.

** Then, in 6, he's moved on to doing odd jobs around Nevada, such as raking leaves next to a billboard. When Hank and Tricky speed past on a runaway locomotive, and then the rest of the detached train slows to a halt right in front of him, he briefly acknowledges it before [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight going back to work]].

-->"'''ANYONE CAUGHT POSTING PARAPHENALIA IN REGARDS TO THAT GOD DAMN CLOWN WILL BE SHOT TO DEATH. DO NOT TEST ME.'''"

* In Madness Combat: 5.5, Tricky's EpicFail of trying to use ''the upper half of Jebus' severed head'' to resurrect two agents, whose heads simply explode. Afterwards, when Sanford and Deimos have left, he stomps into the room angrily screaming "HOW COME THIS DOES NOT WORK?" The reason? Jebus' ''halo'' is the source of his incredible powers, ''not'' his brain. What makes it even funnier is that it looks like Tricky is using Jebus' head as a hat.

* Well into Madness Combat 5.5, Deimos and Sanford find themselves being hit by a massive wave from the Improbability Drive. Despite the ensuing carnage and Tricky involved, there are several funny moments, including when Tricky bounces like a high-powered superball, followed by a long ZergRush of EliteMooks where Sanford wields two swords at once! Reason why it's funny? Deimos kicks back and has a cigarette, watching the battle.

** This sets up a whole chain of funny events involving Jesus leaving the agency throughout the following episodes. In 6.5, he retrieves his head and plants his resignation notice (which he somehow wrote while ''missing his eyes'') in sight of a camera so the Auditor can see it.

* The ending of Apotheosis. Everyone dies but Tricky, who surveys the scene. Then, he just shrugs and puts a record on, and guess which one? The Chicken Dance from the very first Madness Combat.

* ''Episode 11:''Expurgation'':

* Deimos sneaks up on Sanford and tries to freak him out with a Mook's mask. Sanford's not impressed, and [[DopeSlap Deimos gets slapped for it.]]
** Sanford's irritated gesture at Hank's body using his hook right after this. For a series with no speech, the moment was conveyed ''perfectly''.
* Sanford and Deimos [[IgnoredEnemy clothes shopping]] while agents prepare to breach the store they're in, and Sanford's response to Deimos' new outfit.
* "YOU DO NOT KILL CLOWN! CLOWN KILLS YOU!", followed by Tricky's super happy smile. Awwww.

* In 7.5, Deimos opens fire with a huge machine gun on a big open room full of mooks. Sanford is right in the line of fire, and drops to the floor right before Deimos starts shooting. Sanford then proceeds to scoot himself backwards, still flat on his front, until he's safely behind Deimos. It's easy to miss, but it looks absolutely hilarious.
* ''Incident: 001A'': After being [[HumanMail shipped to the enemy in a box]], Hank comes upon a blender, and is completely amazed by it, and immediately has an idea; why yes, Hank, a [[GiantMook huge-ass MAG Agent V2]] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice will]]'' [[Advertising/WillItBlend blend!!]]
-->'''"OMG"'''\\
'''"''OMG''"'''
** '''SATISFACTORY.'''
** Viewers also noted that, after disposing of over a dozen agents, Hank decides to pick up an axe rather than one of the many guns strewn across the floor.
* The Auditor, quite angered that his fight is going poorly, begins sucking in and absorbing every corpse in reach for power, including those outside the building. One of those corpses sucked in is ''Tricky.'' [[https://i.imgur.com/1wleUQL.png Reality itself]] [[RapidFireNo goes into a blind panic]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck at what's about to happen to the Auditor.]]
--> HELLO AGAIN!\\
NO! NO! NO!!\\
YES! YES! YES!
* The ending of ''Incident: 010A''. After slaying a horde of zombies and agents, Hank is promptly and unceremoniously [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe torn in half]] by a [=MAG=] Agent v4. His [[OhCrap reaction]] just before his demise sells it.
* ''Incident: 011A:'' At the very end, the guy with the M203 wipes the blood off his face with his hand, then wipes his hand on the hot dog vendor's apron. The hot dog vendor is not pleased.
* In Abrogation, Sanford and Hank play rock-paper-scissors to see who will go into the building first. Hank loses to Sanford and has to go first.
* In the third episode, ''Avenger'':
** When the Improbability Drive is activated, its effects are either NightmareFuel or plain bizarre. Some notable non-scary effects are a giant marshmallow randomly crashing down, the sun coming to life while retaining its goofy cartoony grinning face only to proceed to fight Hank, and [[FunnyBackgroundEvent a couple of whales also falling from the sky while Hank is fighting.]]
** You might be wondering why the skies in Nevada are constantly dark with an eerie red glow following this episode; this is because Hank ''knocks out the Sun with a stop sign'' after it tries to fight him!
** Jesus shows up to engage Hank and the two prepare to fight with Hank cocking his gun and Jesus wiping the blood off his face. [[CurbStompBattle The scene cuts immediately to Hank crashing into the next room through the wall.]]
* In Madness Combat: 5.5, Tricky's EpicFail of trying to use ''the upper half of Jebus' severed head'' to resurrect two agents, whose heads simply explode. Afterwards, when Sanford and Deimos have left, he stomps into the room angrily screaming "HOW COME THIS DOES NOT WORK?" The reason? Jebus' ''halo'' is the source of his incredible powers, ''not'' his brain. What makes it even funnier is that it looks like Tricky is using Jebus' head as a hat.
** This sets up a whole chain of funny events involving Jesus leaving the agency throughout the following episodes. In 6.5, he retrieves his head and plants his resignation notice (which he somehow wrote while ''missing his eyes'') in sight of a camera so the Auditor can see it.
** Then, in 6, he's moved on to doing odd jobs around Nevada, such as raking leaves next to a billboard. When Hank and Tricky speed past on a runaway locomotive, and then the rest of the detached train slows to a halt right in front of him, he briefly acknowledges it before [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight going back to work]].

* In the non-canon ''Incident: 100A'', the beginning of the animation has Sanford and Deimos betting on whether or not Deimos' decoy works. It does, and Sanford is not pleased when he has to pay up. At the end, when they find out they grabbed the wrong guy, you can [[FacePalm plainly see]] [[AngryFistShake his rage]] at losing a pointless bet.

** In the room just before, one of the posters on the wall has a picture of Hank, in his current gear, captioned with what starts out as a MadnessMantra of "MURDER MURDER MURDER" before devolving into inarticulate jibberish punctuated with a " :-| " emoticon. One gets the feeling that the repeated defeats and blows to the head did a really bad number on Tricky.

* Also from ''Consternation'', Tricky's reaction to Jesus killing Hank is hilarious with his wide-eyed look and indignant ''"HAY!!!"'' as he sticks his oversized head through the wall. Also, when he dies from Jesus destroying the Portable Improbability Drive, the device's final integrity readout before it fails is "%X_X"
* In 7.5, the Auditor's overly-long reply to the ATP Soldat's IM confirming that Sanford and Deimos have arrived. It doesn't even come through until the two Soldats are already out the door. One gets the feeling that the Auditor doesn't do a lot of [=IMing=].

* Episode 8:

* During Aggregation, Sanford has to step aside and reload his revolver. An Engineer comes out from the door he's standing next to, and stabs him in the ribs. Sanford... [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction doesn't even stop to look at him]] until he's got the cylinder secured, pushes the Engineer to the ground and stares at him in mild annoyance before shooting him in the head, then in the ribs on principle before ever bothering to take the knife out.
* From ''Incident: 110A'':
** There is a moment where Jesus split an ATP engineer in half with his telekinesis, but the lower half walks a bit before falling over.
** In TheStinger. Having depleted the counter of surviving enemies to 0, Jesus picks up a minigun and starts mowing down a huge stream of mooks. The scene cuts out again just as the counter goes down to -20.
* Despite otherwise being NightmareFuel, the Deimos shorts have a few humorous bits.
** At the beginning of ''SACRIFICE.fla'', Deimos is in free-fall and [[SkewedPriorities decides to light up a cigarette]], then unceremoniously [[GravityIsAHarshMistress slams into the ground]] [[ButtMonkey before he can even take a drag]]. He impacts so hard he gets stuck and struggles to pull himself out for a few seconds.
** In ''ANAMNESIS.fla'', while [[ForcedToWatch what he sees on the other side isn't funny at all]], the small window Deimos peeks through has graffiti on the other side that says "''DUMB IDIOT''" with an arrow pointing down at Deimos while he is looking in.
* ''Episode 11: Expurgation'':

** Since we are mentioning [[SkillScoresAndPerks "stats"]], Hank's [[spoiler: Auditor-induced]] upgrade near the end of the episode finishes with the lines: "Violence Required" and "Violence Acquired".
** A healed and renewed Hank is fighting [[spoiler:the halo-carrying Tricky Demon]] and, after a fairly even fight, he's sent flying at high speed... and crashes into Sanford, who was looking at the fight from afar.

* ''Madness Combat 9.5''
** Upon Hank arriving in Hell, his death reads as denied once again, and you can just ''feel'' how annoyed the dimension is with him.
--> '''FRAGMENTATION FAILURE'''\\
'''DISSOLUTION DENIED ''AGAIN'''''
** What's Hanks first response to seeing an A.T.P. Soldat for the first time? [[{{Main/Troll}} Point to his own eyes to probably mock the Soldat, that compared to him he has both eyes.]] The Soldat responds by pointing at him angrily, as if just saying "''You'' shut the hell up!"
** One poster in hell refers to Hank as a "tourist". It's like the dimension itself is used to Hank dying and reviving.
* Even though ''An Experiment'' mostly consists of NightmareFuel the unfortunate test subject's glitchy erratic movement looks actually quite funny.

* In Abrogation, Sanford and Hank play rock-paper-scissors to see who will go into the building first. [[spoiler: Hank loses to Sanford and has to go first.]]

* In Madness Combat: 5.5, Tricky's EpicFail of trying to use ''the upper half of Jebus' severed head'' to resurrect two agents, whose heads simply explode. Afterwards, when Sanford and Deimos have left, he stomps into the room angrily screaming "HOW COME THIS DOES NOT WORK?" The reason? [[spoiler: Jebus' ''halo'' is the source of his incredible powers, ''not'' his brain.]] What makes it even funnier is that it looks like Tricky is using Jebus' head as a hat.

-->'''[[spoiler: Deimos:]]''' (clinging to the back of a giant ATP engineer) ayyy pal, lemme see them POKEMON CARDS

* The ending of Apotheosis. Everyone dies but Tricky, who surveys the scene. Then, he just shrugs and puts a record on, and guess which one? [[spoiler: The Chicken Dance from the very first Madness Combat.]]

* ''Incident: 001A'': After being [[HumanMail shipped to the enemy in a box]], Hank comes upon a blender, and is completely amazed by it, and immediately has an idea; why yes, Hank, a [[spoiler:[[GiantMook huge-ass MAG Agent V2]]]] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice will]]'' [[Advertising/WillItBlend blend!!]]

* Also from ''Consternation'', Tricky's reaction to [[spoiler: Jesus killing Hank]] is hilarious with his wide-eyed look and indignant ''"HAY!!!"'' as he sticks his oversized head through the wall. [[spoiler: Also, when he dies from Jesus destroying the Portable Improbability Drive, the device's final integrity readout before it fails is "%X_X"]]

** In TheStinger. [[spoiler:Having depleted the counter of surviving enemies to 0, Jesus picks up a minigun and starts mowing down a huge stream of mooks. The scene cuts out again just as the counter goes down to -20.]]

** When [[spoiler:Tricky]] is roaring Hank's name, the second time it happens, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Sanford covers his ears]].
** Speaking of Sanford, before he ends up barraged by [[spoiler:Tricky Demon]]'s [[MoreDakka M60]], his foe actually [[ShownTheirWork adjusts the sight on it.]] What's funny is that every single adjustment is followed by a [ACCURACY ++].

-->'''"OMG"'''
-->'''"''OMG''"'''

--> HELLO AGAIN!
--> NO! NO! NO!!
--> YES! YES! YES!

--> We need you to frag the door.
--> It'll totally work :D

--> LMFAO.
--> DUMBASS.
--> SIGNED, BIG D(issenter)

** A bit before that, Tricky detaches the train cars from the locomotive and tries to use his stop sign to shoo/smack away Hank, who's still on the runaway cars. Naturally, Hank grabs onto the signpost, leading to a hilarious moment with Tricky trying to shake Hank off like he's a piece of tape stuck to the sign. You can almost hear him yelling "Get off!"

** ''ROMP.FLA'' is in general this, even when it gets unnerving; as creepy as the mooks' [[SlasherSmile wide grins]] are, they also look too exaggerated to be taken entirely seriously. This comes along with the line "BETRAYAL UPGRADE IMMINENT", the mooks carrying signs saying "YOU HAVE BEEN BETRAYED" and their strangely bemused expressions prior to the "betrayal upgrade". It's just plain absurd, even by Madness Combat standards, and Sanford and Deimos' utter confusion feels more than justified.

** ''ROMP.FLA'' is in general this, even when it gets unnerving; as creepy as the mooks' [[SlasherSmile wide grins]] are, they also look too exaggerated to be taken entirely seriously, along with the line "BETRAYAL UPGRADE IMMINENT", the mooks carrying signs saying "YOU HAVE BEEN BETRAYED" and just their strangely bemused expressions prior to the "betrayal upgrade". It's just plain absurd, even by Madness Combat standards.

* Project Nexus gives various characters voices, though one definite highlight is Tricky's voice; a glitchy, EvilIsHammy CreepyHighPitchedVoice. It's as beautiful as you'd expect.

''({{Angrish}})'' '''"WHAT WAS ''THIS''?!!"'''

** When the Improbability Drive is activated, its effects are either NightmareFuel or plain bizarre. Some notable non-scary effects are a giant marshmallow randomly crashing down, the sun coming to life while retaining its goofy cartoony grinning face, and [[FunnyBackgroundEvent a couple of whales also falling from the sky while Hank is fighting.]]

* ''Incident: 001A'': Why yes, Hank, a [[spoiler:[[GiantMook huge-ass MAG Agent]]]] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice will]]'' [[Advertising/WillItBlend blend!!]]

** how does MAG Agent V2 tell the Auditor that Jesus is raiding the base it's stationed at? With the same instant messenger chat that the Auditor was using to talk to the Soldats in 7.5. Even the agent's camera feed and ''text'' are magnified.

-->'''MAG Agent V2''': '''''[[CapsLock THERE IS A PROBLEM.]]''''' (It displays footage of Jesus destroying the server room by just shooting it.)

** Just before picking up the M60, Tricky's original signature weapon before his zombification lets out what can only be described as a gleeful salivating noise punctuated by a [[GigglingVillain goofy little "huhuh!"]], as if he's happy to see an old friend.

** Just before picking up the M60, Tricky lets out what can only be described as a gleeful salivating noise punctuated by a [[GigglingVillain goofy little "huhuh!"]]