History Funny / Logan

* Charles spitefully sticking his tongue out to show Logan proof he swallowed the pills.

** It's not even his typical "Wolverine rage" shouting, this is his ''Dad Voice.''

** Before Logan takes the cigars, he takes a moment to apologize to the poor guy, as he is the ''only'' character in the film who was attacked by Laura but didn't [[AssholeVictim deserve it]]. And then politely asks him where the chargers are. The man sheepishly points to them as Logan takes one plus a cigar and then drags Laura outside. Without paying for anything.

-->'''Pierce''': [[LittleNo No]]. ''Noooo''...[[RuleOfThree No]].\\
'''Xavier''': ''(OhCrap facial expression)''
** Similarly, Xander calling to X-24 when the latter is slaughtering some rednecks, like an owner calling out to its dog when it's causing trouble.

** And it's throughout the movie. The way Xavier and Logan [[SnarkToSnarkCombat snark at each other like they've had the same "tired of your shit" arguments for a long time.]]

* Laura riding on a [=CoinOp=] horse, and popping her claws in anger when the time runs out and it stops. Logan catches her hand before she can take out her frustrations on the ride, and puts another coin in the machine.

* Logan wearing reading glasses. And Charles's comment, as well as Logan's "really?" expression to this sells it:

* Logan frustratingly tells Charles to stop talking when he starts to talk about their past. Turns out what Charles really wanted to say is that he really, really needs to pee. Cue Logan awkwardly trying to help Charles to relieve himself in the gas station restroom, with Charles wailing that he can help himself all the while.
* When Laura [[SuddenlySpeaking finally talks]]. Logan is surprised... and then she starts going off in shrill, rapid Spanish until he finally yells at her to shut the fuck up. The fact they seem to understand each other speaking different languages (with [[SirSwearsALot both]] of [[CountryMatters them]] swearing, nonetheless!) helps the hilarity. It gets even better: She switches to English and demands Logan finish taking her to Eden. When he refuses and begins venting about the comics being a load of bull, she ''punches him in the face''. ''Twice.''

* Logan at the beginning being extremely worried about any damage to his Chrysler 2024 limo due to his job as a driver and low funds, to the point he'll even take gunshots just to avoid them hitting the car.

---> '''Pierce:''' You know you got some buckshot in your door.
** By the time they make it to the Vegas hotel, Logan has completely stopped caring and decides to just abandon the now completely fucked up ride and get a new one. The one thing he says to the parking guard is to ''tow it'';

** We also see Logan driving what appears to be a group of frat boys in suits screaming "[[{{Eagleland}} USA! USA!]]" Then we cut to an exterior shot of the limo and we see that Logan is indeed driving them into the States while they mockingly yell at border patrol.

** The first thing Logan says to the poachers, paraphrased; ''"Go play okie-dickhead somewhere else."''
* After Logan and Laura make it to Eden, the other mutant children prank Logan in his sleep by trimming his beard into his signature sideburns. He wakes up and is not amused as the children are all giggling.

* "So, they was thinking [that the carjackers were killed by] either an escaped tiger or [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]]. But neither one of them can drive; one being fictional, the other one extinct."
* Pretty much any scene where [[RecursiveCanon the X-Men comics]] are brought up, specially when Wolverine finds the coordinates to Eden and says "You've got to be fucking kidding me!"

* Several from Laura that pretty much every parent in the audience could relate to:
** What's the first thing Laura does when she, Logan, and Charles get on the elevator at the casino? Pushing ''all'' the floor buttons. When he restrains her, he's clearly putting in even more effort than when he was stopping her from killing that store clerk earlier.

* While the discovery of the Adamantium Bullet is mainly tear-jerking in its implications, this line by Caliban pushes it well into the realm of BlackComedy:

** Logan smashes a mug and Caliban morosely mentions that it was his favourite mug.
* When Laura is eating dinner, it quickly becomes clear that [[JabbaTableManners she has absolutely no idea how normal people eat]]. She tries to take all the food instead of passing the bowl on, eats mashed potatoes with her hands, and when Logan gives her a fork, she holds it like a knife and uses it like a skewer, eating the food while it's still speared by the fork.

* When Logan gets out of the Emergency Care Clinic Laura took him to, only to find that she stole a car to get him there:

* Logan comes to strapped to a stretcher being raised on a rope up a cliff. The instant he realizes this, he very quickly moves his limbs as close to his body as he can.

* After a rather tense face off with Pierce, Laura [[MoodWhiplash throws a pipe at him off-screen and knocks him right out.]]
** Following this, in response to Caliban's question about what might happen if Pierce wakes up before he dumps him somewhere Logan kicks him to make sure he's doubly knocked out.

* It's funny in a dark sense, but when Logan confronts Zander Rice at the end, Xander introduces himself by saying his father worked on the Weapon X project. Logan calls him "the asshole who put [adamantium] into me," and Rice confirms. Logan then says he thinks he might have killed him, and Rice again sheepishly confirms this, looking almost embarrassed. Logan's body language and tone suggest he's genuinely ''trying'' to remember and can't think of the specifics, but he decides that all things considered, it's pretty good odds he did kill him.

* KnightOfCerebus as he is, X-24 gets a brief comedic bit. During the final fight with Logan and Laura, he catches eye of Rictor telekinetically lifting up the armored truck he came in. '24 stops attacking completely, glancing around in confusion before just staring up at the floating truck with an expression that just says ''"the fuck am I looking at?"''. It was previously established that '24 has battle smarts against Wolvie and Laura, and absolutely nothing else; but it's a funny case of {{Irony}} to see that he wasn't even designed to comprehend ''other'' mutants' powersets.
* It's ''very'' minor and belongs in a chilling and terrifying scene, but as X-24 mutilates the Canewood ranchers, Rice continues trying to call him back...before finally saying to Pierce; ''"GET YOUR LILY-FACED ASS OVER HERE!"''. Compared to his rather clean language in ''every other scene he's in'', including his apparently close partnership with Pierce shown in a later scene, it's actually chuckle-worthy when you pick up this line and the fact that Pierce barely reacts, implying [[LikeAnOldMarriedCouple he's used to it.]]

-->'''Head Rancher''': [[KilledMidSentence What in high--?!]] ''([[OffWithHisHead gets decapitated by X-24]])''

--> '''Announcer 2 (Zak):''' His Cut-Man has definitely got a lot of work-

-->'''Question:''' Compared to the other times you've played him, what makes playing Professor X in 'Logan' so special for you?

** By the time they make it to the Vegas hotel, Logan has completely stopped caring and decides to just abandon the now completely fucked up ride and get a new one. The one thing he says to the parking guard is to ''tow it''.