History Funny / LiloAndStitch

-->'''Stitch''': (''pulls out and aims Jumba's plasma cannon'') HAH! (''Jumba stuffs a carrot into the muzzle'')\\
'''Jumba:''' You shouldn't play with guns.\\

'''Jumba:''' ''(triumphantly holding the gun up, [[OhCrap while Stitch cringes, knowing what's about to happen]])'' [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason HAH! I win!]]\\

-->'''Stitch''': (''pulls out and aims Jumba's plasma cannon'') HA! (''Jumba stuffs a carrot into the muzzle'')\\
'''Jumba:''' You shouldn't play with guns.\\

* This exchange while the house is under attack:
-->'''Jumba:''' ''(plugs up the plasma gun with a carrot)'' You shouldn't play with guns.\\

''('''KA-BOOM!!!'''; house explodes)''

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[[caption-width-right:350:Shaking it like [[Music/ElvisPresley The King]]. (Also, where is that spotlight coming from?)]]

'''Jumba:''' ''(triumphantly holding the gun up, [[OhCrap while Stitch cringes, preparing for the inevitable]] )'' [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason HAH! I win!]]\\

'''Jumba:''' ''(triumphantly holding the gun up, [[OhCrap while Stitch cringes, preparing for the inevitable]]] )'' [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason HAH! I win!]]\\

'''Jumba:''' ''(triumphantly holding the gun up)'' [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason HAH! I win!]]\\

'''Jumba:''' ''(triumphantly holding the gun up, while Stitch cringes, preparing for the inevitable)'' [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason HAH! I win!]]\\

'''Pleakley''': [[OhCrap Trust me!]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck This is NOT gonna end well!]]\\

'''Stitch:''' ''(disappointed)'' It.\\
'''Jumba:''' ''(triumphantly holding the gun up)'' [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason HAH! I win!]]\\

* After Stitch steals a tricycle, Jumba talks about how his programming will draw him to large cities, where he'll cause chaos (back-up sewers, reverse street signs, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking steal everyone's left shoe]].....). Stitch cycles around the island trying to find an city, only for Lilo to tell him that there isn't one and he has a fit.

-->'''Nani''': ''Where is Lilo?'' Talk! I know you can!\\
'''Stitch''': ''(stands up, groaning)'' Okay, okay...\\
'''Nani''': ''(screams in terror and whacks him again)''

* Meta joke: Apparently someone was watching ''Film/YoungFrankenstein'' on Netflix, which inexplicably got the subtitles to this movie on it. Netflix soon responded that [[ExactWords the issue had been fixed]].

'''Jumba:''' Hey, get that out of your mouth!\\

-->'''Councilwoman:''' ''(sees the ship over the Pacific Ocean)'' He won't survive in water. His molecular density is too great.
-->''(officers and workers smile and nod at the luck)''
-->'''Councilwoman:''' ''(display zooms in on a very small [[UsefulNotes/{{Hawaii}} chain of islands]])'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe No...]]
-->'''Councilwoman:''' ''(touchdown)'' [[LampshadeHanging Of course.]]

--> '''Nani''': Answer me!
--> '''Lilo''': No!
--> '''Nani''': No, you don't understand??
--> '''Lilo''': NO!!
--> '''Nani''': NO, ''WHAT!?''
--> '''Lilo''': (Her voice cracking as she whines) ''[[BigNo NOOOOOO!!!!!]]''
--> (Lilo [[FaceFault collapses face-down on the floor]] and continues ranting while a confused Nani tried to make out her mumbles)

-->'''Nani''': ''Where is Lilo?'' Talk! I know you can!
-->'''Stitch''': ''(stands up, groaning)'' Okay, okay...
-->'''Nani''': ''(screams in terror and whacks him again)''

-->'''Jumba:''' ''What?!'' After all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? ''Just like that?!''
-->'''Stitch:''' Ih.
-->'''Jumba:''' ''({{beat}})'' Fine!
-->'''Pleakley:''' "Fine"? You're doing what he says?
-->'''Jumba:''' He's ''very'' persuasive.

-->"Uhh...sure. But I'll have to make two trips."

** Stitch stealing Jasmine from under Disney/{{Aladdin}}'s nose, with the princess strangely interested in the small fuzzy alien. Poor Ali.

Two word that sum up this ''[='=]ohana'' are "eccentric" and "mischievous", and you can see why in these SugarWiki/FunnyMoments.

!!Funny moments in other [[Franchise/LiloAndStitch franchise]] works:

'''Caption''': [[AC:Frau Blücher?! ''(deranged whinnying)'']]

!!Funny moments in other franchise works:

!!''Lilo & Stitch''

'''Lilo:''' [[SuddenlyShouting It's]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting FISH!]]''' If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an ''abomination''! I'm late because I had to go to the store, and get some peanut butter, cause all we have is... is '''STINKING TUNA'''!\\

'''Pleakley''': Trust me! [[OhCrap This is]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck NOT gonna end well!]]\\

** The Grand Councilwoman even recognizes Cobra. They met at Roswell back in 1978. "Ah yes. You had hair then."

* Right after Stitch crashes on Earth, he's acting all big and tough like the creature of mass destruction he is, pulling out plasma guns at every little thing that bothers him. This includes him shooting at the sky when he encounters rain for the first time, threatening a frog with ''three'' guns at once (which the frog doesn't even seem to notice) and then pulling a ''fourth'' blaster when he sees a truck coming at him. Then the truck tire hits him so hard that all four of his blasters are left where he was as he gets hit many times in a row by each row of tires from all three trucks, while the frog just watches with that same blank expression. Him getting run over would be horrifying if we didn't already know Stitch is MadeOfIron.
* When Lilo and Nani are adopting Stitch, the clerk says there's a two-dollar license fee, so Nani hands her the money. Lilo promptly says she wants to buy Stitch, and asks Nani if she can borrow two dollars. Nani takes the money back and gives it to Lilo... who's so short she can barely reach the top of the counter, so Nani takes Lilo's money and hands it back to the confused clerk.

-->'''Nani''': ''Where is she?'' Talk! I know you can!

* After Stitch steals a tricycle, Jumba talks about how his programming will draw him to large cities, where he'll causes chaos (back-up sewers, reverse street signs, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking steal everyone's left shoe]].....). Stitch cycles around the island trying to find an city, only for Lilo to tell him that there isn't one and he has a fit.

'''Nani:''' Nah. [[OurVampiresAreDifferent The manager's a vampire]]. And he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.\\

* This exchange while the house is under attack