History Funny / LiloAndStitch

* After Stitch steals a tricycle, Jumba talks about how his programming will draw him to large cities, where he'll causes chaos. Stitch cycles around the island trying to find an city, only for Lilo to tell him that there isn't one and he has a fit.

* When Pleakley criticizes Jumba for almost shooting Lilo, and is lectured on the Mosquito food chain, and is given that educational toy that Pleakley used. It becomes clear that ''Jumba cannot see into it because his eyes are too wide apart''.

--> '''Gantu''': [[ThisIsSparta You're vile! You're foul! You're]] '''[[PunctuatedPounding flawed!]]''' (''all while trying to pound at Stitch at the end of every two words'')

* The scene where Stitch builds the city of San Francisco out of the things in Lilo's room and attacks it had this troper in stitches (no pun intended) leading Lilo to say:
---> "No more caffeine for you."
* Stitch learning to dance
* IMHO, the one scene that gets this troper laughing every time is when Cobra confronts Nani about losing her job, Stitch walks up behind Nani while holding a book. He stares innocently at Cobra for a moment, growls and, without any provocation at all, ''chucks the freaking book at Cobra's face.''
** Even funnier for this troper was the end of that scene, when one of the lenses of Cobra's sunglasses pops out as a belated reaction to the hit. Still chuckling just thinking about it.

* "BLUE PUNCH BUGGY!" Stitch ''whacks Jumba with a blue punch bug car (the owner: Nani)'' "NO PUNCH BACKS" This troper found it immensely funny.
* YMMV, but this:

* Noooo, guys, really? You're gonna forget the greatest exchange in the entire movie?!

--> '''Jumba:''' Actually, she's just ugly.

* the Trailers for the film in which Stitch disrupts AwardBaitSong scenes from other disney Movies. My personal favorite is the BeautyAndTheBeast one, in which Stitch crashes the chandelier, Beast and Belle roll out of the way, Belle huffs "I'll be in my room." and stomps off, Stitch giving off a WolfWhistle as she passes by, saying "get your own movie!"

* Nana and Lilo have an argument:

--> Lilo: I'M ALREADY ''IN'' MY ROOM! *slams door*

--> '''Pleakley:''' ''[Gasps]'' Don't move! A mosquito has chosen me as her perch! She's so...beautiful...look! Another one! And another one...why, it's a whole flock! And they like me! They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses! And now they're, uh...[[OhCrap they're]]...''[Camera cuts away to an aerial view]'''''[[SkywardScream WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!]]'''

--> '''Pleakley:''' ''[Gasps]'' Don't move! A mosquito has chosen me as her perch! She's so...beautiful...look! Another one! And another one...why, it's a whole flock! And they like me! They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses! And now they're, uh...[[OhCrap they're]]...''[Camera cuts away to an aerial view]]''''[[SkywardScream WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!]]''

** This is made even funnier when [[LiloAndStitchTheSeries the TV show]] reveals that Jumba ''did''.

* "I would never, ever" [[TheReveal Stitch is revealed]] "make more than one."

--> '''Gantu''': [[ThisIsSparta You're vile! You're foul! You're]] '''[[PunctuatedPounding flat!]]''' (''all while trying to pound at Stitch at the end of every two words'')

-->'''Lilo:''' ''*while talking to Bubbles*'' "Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw."
-->''*hangs up and Bubbles is terrified at the other end of the line*''

--->Lilo (completely deadpan): Wow. San Francisco.

--->"No more caffeine for you."

* The look on David's face when Lilo asks him to give everyone a lift to the shore. Namely, Lilo, Stitch, Nani, Pleakley, Jumba, and Gantu (although the lat one is probably big enough to just wade).
--->"Uhh…sure. But I'll have to make two trips."

-->'''Gantu:''' *To Stitch* Abomination.
-->'''Stitch:''' Stupid-head.

--->'''Gantu''': "[[ThisIsSparta You're vile! You're foul! You're]] '''[[ThisIsSparta flat!]]'''" (''all while trying to pound at Stitch at the end of every two words'')
--->'''Stitch''': (''grabs Gantu's hand'') "Also cute and '''fluffy'''!" (''and tosses him out of his ship'')

---> Jumba: * After he plugs up a plasma gun with a carrot* See? You shouldn't play with guns.
---> Stitch: Awww. Yeah. * Casually hands it back to him*
---> Jumba: * Slowly coming to realization* Gah! I just remembered! It is your birthday! Happy Birthday! * Hands it back*
---> Stitch: * Throws it back to him* Merry Christmas!
---> Jumba: * Throws it back* It's not Christmas!
---> Stitch: * throws it back* Happy Chanukah!
---> Jumba: * While Pleakley and Lilo are running away, both he and Stitch throwing the gun back and forth with each phrase* One potato!
---> Stitch: Two Potato!
---> Jumba: Three Potato!
---> Stitch: Four!
---> Jumba: Five potato!
---> Stitch: Six potato!
---> Jumba: Seven Potato more!
---> Stitch: My...
---> Jumba: Mother...
---> Stitch: Told...
---> Jumba: Me...
---> Stitch: You...
---> Jumba: Are...
---> Stitch: * In a disappointed tone* It.
---> Jumba: * Triumphantly holding the gun up* AHA! I win! * BOOM!*
** Don't Pleakley's hilariously stressed response of "Trust me, this is ''not'' going to end well!" as he runs with Lilo out of the house.

* The very highly quoted among some groups of people, from the very beginning (and please feel free to correct wording)
-->Hula Instructor: Lilo, why are you all wet?
-->Lilo: It's sandwich day.
-->Hula Instructor: *looks confused*
-->Lilo: *sighs* Every Thursday, I have to give Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
-->Hula Instructor: Pudge is a ''fish''?
-->Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to make him and she said a ''tuna'' sandwich. I can't give Pudge ''tuna''! *whispers* Do you know what tuna is?
-->Hula Instructor: . . . Fish?
-->Lilo: It's '''FISH'''! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomi''na''tion! I'm late because I had to run to the store, and get some peanut butter, because all we had is, is '''STINKING TUNA'''!
-->Hula Instructor: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
-->Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.

* The look on David's face when Lilo asks him to give everyone a lift to the shore.
--->"Okay... but I'll have to make two trips."

* noooo, guys, really? You're gonna forget the greatest exchange in the entire movie?!

--->'''Gantu''': "[[ThisIsSparta You're vile! You're foul! You're '''flat'''!]]" (''all while trying to pound at Stitch at the end of every two words'')

--->'''Gantu:''' *To Stitch* Abomination.
--->'''Stitch:''' Stupid-head.

-->''Gantu'': "[[ThisIsSparta You're vile! You're foul! You're '''flat'''!]]" (''all while trying to pound at Stitch at the end of every two words'')
-->''Stitch'': (''grabs Gantu's hand'') "Also cute and '''fluffy'''!" (''and tosses him out of his ship'')

---> Jumba: * Triumphantly holding the gun up* AHA! I win! * BOOM!*

* the Trailers for the film in which Stitch disrupts AwardBaitSong scenes from other disney Movies. My personal favorite is the BeautyAndTheBeast one, in which Stitch crashes the chandelier, Beast and Belle roll out of the way, Belle huffs "I'll be in my room." and stomps off, Stitch giving off a WolfWhistle as she passes by.

* the Trailers for the film in which glitch disrupts AwardBaitSong scenes from other disney Movies. My personal favorite is the BeautyAndTheBeast one, in which Stitch crashes the chandelier, Beast and Belle roll out of the way, Belle huffs "I'll be in my room." and stomps off, Stitch giving off a WolfWhistle as she passes by.

--> "I'm not touching you."

-->Hula Instructor: Lilo, why were you late?
-->Lilo: Well, every Tuesday, I have to give Pudge- he's a fish- a peanut butter sandwich. But when I went to make him one today, I saw that we were out of peanut butter. I thought that I could just make him another one, but Nani forgot to go shopping again, so the only thing we had in the house was tuna. Do you know what tuna is?

-->Lilo: It's '''FISH'''! I can't give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomi''na''tion! So I had to go to the store, buy peanut butter, make a sandwich, and give it to him, all before coming here.
-->Hula Instructor: Lilo, I don't understand. Why do you have to do all this?