History Funny / JusticeLeague2017

** The irony is that Creator/TomCruise broke his ankle shooting ''MI'' so production on it was pushed back for several months. Cavill would have had time to shave it for reshoots and then grow it back once ''MI'' got back underway. It’s just hilarious that it was all for nothing.

* The film's reshoots happened when Henry Cavill still sported his BadassMustache from ''Film/MissionImpossibleFallout'', and his face had to be entirely remade in CGI in post-production since he had to keep it to resume filming ''Fallout''. Warner Bros unfortunately refused to release any actual images of this, but the mental picture it conjured up was plenty to get you rolling on the floor.

* How Bruce Wayne got the bank to rescind the foreclosure on the Kent homestead (double as CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming):

--->'''Barry''': Stop right there. I'm in.

--->'''Bruce:''' Just like that?\\

-->'''Diana:''' They sure ''looked'' expensive.

** Barry's attempts at small talk as he and [[StraightMan Cyborg]] are [[GraveRobbeing digging up Superman's grave]]. ("So, we're the [[FreakLabAccident accidents]].")

** Opposite the prone Superman after separating the Mother Boxes, Cyborg (built without toes) jokingly complains about tingling in his toes and ponders how this is physically possible. Followed by both heroes sharing a laughing (which is also heartwarming).

** Barry's attempts at small talk as he and [[StraightMan Cyborg]] are [[GraveRobbers digging up Superman's grave]]. ("So, we're the [[FreakLabAccident accidents]].")

** Barry's attempts at small talk as he and [[StraightMan Cyborg]] are digging up Superman's grave. ("So, we're the [[FreakLabAccident accidents]].")

* When Superman finally comes to help the League against Steppenwolf you can watch Batman's staring at him ''with his mouth wide-open''. To watch that reaction from the Caped crusader is hilarious.

[[caption-width-right:350:[[BigYes YES]]! Oh... GROSS!]]

* After a STAR Labs' janitor is kidnapped [[spoiler:by a parademon]], a TV reporter interviews the guy's wife... who delivers a ClusterFBomb targeted at the kidnappers. The TV channel had to [[SoundEffectBleep bleep her swearings]] and blur her mouth... which happens each two or three words. Lois, who was watching the channel, was impressed by the lady's [[SirSwearsALot foul mouth]]. Even after it's muted, you can see the channel in the background, the lady having her mouth blurred for several seconds straight before she finally stops.

*** Barry tries giving Cyborg a fist bump, only to get turned down. He then mutters about the act being "racially charged". Even better? That line was reportedly improvised on Ezra Miller's behalf. The cherry on top is how that gag [[BrickJoke comes all the way back at the end]] when [[spoiler:after establishing a connection, Cyborg finally reciprocates the fist bump...while avoiding eye contact]].

** While the Justice League is fighting [[spoiler: Superman]], Barry at one point runs behind him, hoping to land a hit on him...[[spoiler:until Superman's eye turns to his direction and he ''sees him moving'']].

** Flash referencing [[spoiler: ''Film/PetSematary'' in regards to the dangers of bringing Clark back to life. And then it turns out to be exactly what happens.]]

* [[spoiler:After Superman is restored to life and stares at the rest of the Justice League in confusion, Aquaman notes to the others that "He's not alright" in the sort of tone one might use when a dinner meal comes out bad.]]
* [[spoiler:Superman returns to life, and is still unhappy with how Batman tried to kill him the last time they met. To remind him, Superman growls the "Do you bleed" line back to him. After he leaves with Lois...]]

** Batman yelping as [[spoiler:Superman]] grabs him. That's right; the Goddamn Batman ''yelps''.
* For Australian audiences, Alfred and Bruce joke about inviting the other metahumans into the Justice League with a letter asking them to tick "yes" or "no". [[note]] For context, Justice League was released in Australia the day after the public voted in favour of same-sex marriage, using the exact same method. [[/note]]

* Aquaman starts doing a BrutalHonesty confession on how he feels about the others, who look [[{{Corpsing}} like they're about to laugh]] and he spends ''way'' too long gushing over how attracted he is to Diana. Then they point out he's [[spoiler:accidentally wrapped in the Lasso of Truth (and it's implied that Diana purposely slipped it around him).]] Afterwards, there's this threat:

* [[spoiler:As Steppenwolf moves to engage Superman, Superman simply maneuvers out of the Apokoliptian general's way with a pretty funny look on his face. It's the sort of look a particularly smug contact sport player would make as he dodges an oncoming rival.]]
* [[spoiler: Batman has a brief conversation with Superman regarding bringing him back to life. Superman rather bluntly states that he knew Batman didn't do it because he likes him, prompting this hilariously awkward response from Batman:]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Batman:''' I... don't ''not''...]]
* When [[spoiler: Superman finally comes to help the League against Steppenwolf]] you can watch Batman's staring at him ''with his mouth wide-open''. To watch that reaction from the Caped crusader is hilarious.
* [[spoiler:Cyborg gets Superman's help to separate the Mother Boxes. Superman asks of there'll be a backlash effect, but Cyborg assures them they can take it. To which Superman expresses relief because "I kinda like being alive." After they both get blown to the floor, Superman takes it back and groans that he wants to die all over again.]]
** [[spoiler:Opposite the prone Superman after separating the Mother Boxes, Cyborg (built without toes) jokingly complains about tingling in his toes and ponders how this is physically possible. Followed by both heroes sharing a laughing (which is also heartwarming).]]

-->'''[[spoiler:Clark]]''': How did you get the house back from the bank?\\

** [[spoiler:Clark]]'s face when he says this makes it even funnier.

* Lois and Clark have a few oddball lines after he resurrects and comes home. First, Lois tells Clark he smells good and Clark wonders aloud if that was a problem before. Then Clark decides to stay outside because he'd just come out of another wooden box. Finally, he tells Lois that his death and rebirth felt [[spoiler: itchy]].

* [[https://screenrant.com/justice-league-gal-gadot-batman-cowl/ Gal putting Batman's cowl on]] while still wearing her Wonder Woman outfit.

[[caption-width-right:350:YES! Oh, GROSS!]]

** Shortly afterwards, he does a DivingSave at Diana and the landing has him face-down in her bust. He immediately gets up, flush with embarassment.

** Also, the Flash was standing ''behind'' the other heroes when they left. He had to have been seriously spacing out to have realised that his team had bailed.

* [[spoiler:As Steppenwolf moves to engage Superman, Superman simply maneuvers out of the Apokoliptian general's way with a pretty funny look on his face before again punching Steppenwolf.]]

* After a STAR Labs' janitor is kidnapped [[spoiler:by a parademon]], a TV reporter interviews the guy's wife... who delivers a ClusterFBomb targeted at the kidnappers. The TV channel had to [[SoundEffectBleep bleep her swearings]] and blur her mouth... which happens each two or three words. Diana, who was watching the channel, was impressed by the lady's [[SirSwearsALot foul mouth]]. Even after it's muted, you can see the channel in the background, the lady having her mouth blurred for several seconds straight before she finally stops.

* Aquaman starts doing a BrutalHonesty confession on how he feels about the others, who look [[{{Corpsing}} like they're about to laugh]] (such as Wonder Woman in the picture above) and he spends ''way'' too long gushing over how attracted he is to Diana. Then they point out he's [[spoiler:accidentally wrapped in the Lasso of Truth (and it's implied that Diana purposely slipped it around him).]] Afterwards, there's this threat:

[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/wwjl.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:350:''I think that was beautiful.''[[note]]On Aquaman opening his heart while unknowingly sitting on her Lasso of Truth.[[/note]]]]

* Creator/HenryCavill ''finally'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inKlEiYrorg shaved off]] his [[MemeticMutation infamous mustache]].

* Creator/HenryCavill ''finally'' [[https://www.channel24.co.za/Gossip/News/henry-cavill-shaved-off-his-moustache-and-were-not-crying-you-are-20180321 shaved off]] his [[MemeticMutation infamous mustache]].

* Creator/HenryCavill ''finally'' [[https://www.channel24.co.za/Gossip/News/henry-cavill-shaved-off-his-moustache-and-were-not-crying-you-are-20180321 shaved]] his [[MemeticMutation infamous mustache]].

* After ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'' focused on Bruce's angry and traumatized side, this movie seems to be ramping up TheComicallySerious aspect of the character, with Bruce doing his best to recruit heroes to form the Justice League... and having some trouble doing so.

-->'''Barry:''' Uh... yeah, I do... [[BlatantLies competitive ice dancing.]]

-->''(Bruce gives Barry a "seriously?" look)''

-->'''Bruce''': Barry, this is Diana.\\

-->'''Barry''': Woooow, it's like... a cave! [''explores the entirety of the place in half a second''] Like a ''Bat''cave! [''rushes to the Batmobile and sits in it, a look on his face like he just discovered the cure to cancer'']
-->'''Bruce''': Barry!

-->'''Barry:''' It's really cool you guys seem ready to do battle and stuff, but, full transparency: I've never ''done'' battle. I just push some people and run away!

--->''"Oh, I'm also afraid of drowning!"''

-->Is it a good time to talk about my blood sugar?

** Once Silas Stone, the only one who knows about the thing Steppenwolf is looking for, says he prefers to die rather than talk, Steppenwolf is happy ("At last, one that doesn't whine!")

-->'''Alfred:''' Looks like you've got a date. Oh well, it was time for at least someone here to do so!

** This movie's rather hilarious take on Batman V Superman. While Batman technically wins the fight by bringing Lois into it, we get a scene of Superman staring lovingly at her... followed by the motion of his arm moving, and sounds coming off-screen indicating Batman's inability to recover from being casually chucked aside by the kryptonian.

-->'''Aquaman:''' [[BrickJoke Dressed like a bat.]] I dig it.\\

** Bruce looks like he's torn between laughing and sympathy as he vaguely gestures at Arthur.

-->'''Aquaman:''' YEAH!

** [[spoiler:Opposite the prone Superman after separating the Mother Boxes, Cyborg (built without toes) jokingly complains about tingling in his toes and ponders how this is physically possible.]]

** Afterwards, both are leaving the place as Barry is eating a whole pizza. He explains about the Speed Force and [[CastFromCalories that it burns calories like crazy, "so I'm like a black hole of snacks. A snack hole."]] This dialogue as the two get into Bruce's car:

*** Barry tries giving Cyborg a fist bump, only to get turned down. He then mutters about the act being "racially charged". Even better? That line was reportedly improvised on Ezra Miller's behalf. The cherry on top is how that gag [[BrickJoke comes all the way back at the end]] when [[spoiler:after establishing a connection, Cyborg finally reciprocates the fist bump...while avoiding eye contact.]].

* Aquaman starts doing a BrutalHonesty confession on how he feels about the others, who look [[{{Corpsing}} like they're about to laugh]] (such as Wonder Woman in the picture above) and he spends ''way'' too long gushing over how attracted he is to Diana. Then they point out he's [[spoiler:accidentally wrapped in the Lasso of Truth (and it's implied that Diana purposely slipped it around him).]] Afterwards, Arthur turns to Barry "If you say a word about this, you'll meet every piranha I know".
--> I... honestly didn't hear anything after "We're all gonna die".

* [[https://screenrant.com/justice-league-gal-gadot-batman-cowl/ Gal putting Batman's cowl on]], still wearing her Wonder Woman outfit.

* After Flash and Aquaman save Batman, Aquaman notes that he should thank that Wonder Woman asked to leave Batman behind, "but we didn't have a vote".