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-->'''Ryan''': That felt like someone was blowing a fireball right in my face.\\

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-->'''Ryan''': That felt like someone somebody was blowing a fireball right in my face.\\



'''Ryan''': You can't fucking breathe!

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'''Ryan''': '''Ryan''': ...You can't fucking breathe!
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* The intro to "Barrel Surfing" from ''3.5'':
--->'''Bam:''' This, is Barrel Surfing!\\
'''Steve-O:''' Big barrel surfing's for macho jerks with a death wish.\\
'''Pontius:''' No it's not. [[Film/PointBreak It's the ultimate thrill. The ultimate rush. Even more than sex.]]\\
'''Steve-O:''' Well, that depends on who you're doing it with. ''(they all laugh)''
** The stunt in question: a surfboard is placed on top of a row of about 15 plastic barrels placed horizontally, and they took turns riding the surfboard all the way to the end of the row. Needless to say, the bails are a spectacle in themselves.
** And then Dunn capped it off by launching himself onto the barrels with a bodyboard, but ''smacked his face against the board upon landing!''
-->'''Steve-O:''' "I'm Ryan Dunn, this is Face Surfing!"
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* The Ram Jam from 3, involving Dunn angering a ram using a tuba, with Steve-o coming in with a trumpet to act as a rodeo clown. Unfortunately for Dunn, first the ram begins to attack him before he starts playing. Second, Steve-o gets his pant leg caught and can't get over to him. Third, even when he frees himself and begins playing the ram keeps attacking Dunn.

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* The Ram Jam from 3, involving Dunn angering a ram using a tuba, with Steve-o Steve-O coming in with a trumpet to act as a rodeo clown. Unfortunately for Dunn, first the ram begins to attack him before he starts playing. Second, Steve-o Steve-O gets his pant leg caught and can't get over to him. Third, even when he frees himself and begins playing the ram keeps attacking Dunn.
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---> If he had one more, then he should've made it bigger and more realistic, that puny thing's embarrassing.

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---> --> '''Phil:''' If he had one more, then he should've made it bigger and more realistic, that puny thing's embarrassing.
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* Humping a shark

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* Humping Pontius and Steve-O humping a sharkshark during " Whale Shark Gummer".
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** In the commentary of the film, Bam says that Weeman misheard Butterbean's name and for the longest time kept calling him ''Butterball''.

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** In the commentary of the film, Bam says that Weeman Wee Man misheard Butterbean's name and for the longest time kept calling him ''Butterball''.
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* From the first movie: "The Burglars". Not so much the concept (two of the guys fall through an office ceiling dressed as burglars), but for that one black guy who [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere jumps from his chair and runs out of the building]] ''before they even get up''.

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* From the first movie: "The Burglars". Not so much the concept (two of the guys (Knoxville and Bam fall through an office ceiling dressed as burglars), but for that one black guy who [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere jumps from his chair and runs out of the building]] ''before they even get up''.
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--->'''Bam (punching a wall in anger)''': OWWW! FUCK, THAT SUCKED!

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--->'''Bam (punching a wall in anger)''': OWWW! FUCK, THAT SUCKED!(after doing the stunt)''': I changed my mind. Stun guns at the #1 most thing I hate now. Bulls are second, snakes are third. That sucked. ''Terribly.''
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** In the commentary of the film, Bam says that Weeman misheard Butterbean's name and for the longest time kept calling him ''Butterball''.
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** Bam gets out a telescope so that he can see Uranus from Mianus.

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** Bam gets out a telescope so that he can see Uranus {{Uranus|Is Showing}} from Mianus.



** There's also Phil's reaction to the brand. While April is horrified by how bad it looks...
---> If he had one more, then he should've made it bigger and more realistic, that puny thing's embarrassing.



* "Electric Avenue", which has the group (minus Johnny and Wee Man) making their way through an extremely narrow hallway, with 15 suspended tasers and two spinning double-ended cattle prods (plus a couple of hurdles, in case it wasn't challenging enough). Remember that the cast was shooting this sober to help Steve-O with his sobriety, and no wonder it took quite a while before they found the courage to run it. Summed up succinctly by Bam, who tripped on a hurdle and tumbled out while having violent spasms from incredible electric shocks.

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* "Electric Avenue", which has the group (minus Johnny and Wee Man) making their way through an extremely narrow hallway, with 15 suspended tasers and two spinning double-ended cattle prods (plus a couple of hurdles, all laid over a tire course, in case it wasn't challenging enough). Remember that the cast was shooting this sober to help Steve-O with his sobriety, and no wonder it took quite a while before they found the courage to run it. Summed up succinctly by Bam, who tripped on a hurdle and tumbled out while having violent spasms from incredible electric shocks.
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* The Ram Jam from 3, involving Dunn angering a ram using a tuba, with Steve-o coming in with a trumpet to act as a rodeo clown. Unfortunately for Dunn, first the ram begins to attack him before he starts playing. Second, Steve-o gets his pant leg caught and can't get over to him. Third, even when he frees himself and begins playing the ram keeps attacking Dunn.
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* Parodying [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAlYkIzvICc the famous Maxell comercial]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKIvFEe9KfE with Ryan Dunn]] in Jackass 3D. Only instead of a wind machine they place him infront of a jet engine. The drink disappears within seconds but Dunn grabs after it several seconds later only to make a "damn" gesture.

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* Parodying [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAlYkIzvICc the famous Maxell comercial]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKIvFEe9KfE with Ryan Dunn]] in Jackass 3D. Only instead of a wind machine they place him infront in front of a jet engine. The drink disappears within seconds but Dunn grabs after it several seconds later only to make a "damn" gesture.
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* "Electric Avenue", which has the group (minus Johnny and Wee Man) making their way through an extremely narrow hallway, with 15 suspended tasers and two spinning double-ended cattle prod (plus a couple of hurdles, in case it wasn't challenging enough). Remember that the cast was shooting this sober to help Steve-O with his sobriety, and no wonder it took quite a while before they found the courage to run it. Summed up succinctly by Bam, who tripped on a hurdle and tumbled out while having violent spasms from incredible electric shocks.

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* "Electric Avenue", which has the group (minus Johnny and Wee Man) making their way through an extremely narrow hallway, with 15 suspended tasers and two spinning double-ended cattle prod prods (plus a couple of hurdles, in case it wasn't challenging enough). Remember that the cast was shooting this sober to help Steve-O with his sobriety, and no wonder it took quite a while before they found the courage to run it. Summed up succinctly by Bam, who tripped on a hurdle and tumbled out while having violent spasms from incredible electric shocks.
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* "Electric Avenue", which has the group (minus Johnny and Wee Man) have to make their way through an extremely narrow hallway, with 15 suspended tasers and two spinning double-ended cattle prod (plus a couple of hurdles, in case it wasn't challenging enough). Remember that the cast was shooting this sober to help Steve-O with his sobriety, and no wonder it took quite a while before they found the courage to run it. Summed up succinctly by Bam, who tripped on a hurdle and tumbled out while having violent spasms from incredible electric shocks.

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* "Electric Avenue", which has the group (minus Johnny and Wee Man) have to make making their way through an extremely narrow hallway, with 15 suspended tasers and two spinning double-ended cattle prod (plus a couple of hurdles, in case it wasn't challenging enough). Remember that the cast was shooting this sober to help Steve-O with his sobriety, and no wonder it took quite a while before they found the courage to run it. Summed up succinctly by Bam, who tripped on a hurdle and tumbled out while having violent spasms from incredible electric shocks.
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* "Electric Avenue", which has the group (minus Johnny and Wee Man) have to make their way through an extremely narrow hallway, with 15 suspended tasers and two spinning double-ended cattle prod (plus a couple of hurdles, in case it wasn't challenging enough). Remember that the cast was shooting this sober to help Steve-O with his sobriety, and no wonder it took quite a while before they found the courage to run it. Summed up succinctly by Bam, who tripped on a hurdle and tumbled out while having violent spasms from incredible electric shocks.
--->'''Bam (punching a wall in anger)''': OWWW! FUCK, THAT SUCKED!
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* "Department Store Boxing" from the first movie, which is both ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin and RefugeInAudacity as it pits Knoxville against... ''Butterbean''. The "[[CurbStompBattle fight]]" goes about as well as you expect, with Johnny moaning at one point "This is the last time I let you kick my ass, man." and Butterbean [[ThrowTheDogABone taking pity on him]] by giving Knoxville a free shot.
-->'''Butterbean''': Come on, at least hit me once. ''(taps his cheek)'' Right here.
-->''(Johnny socks him [[NoSell to no effect]])''
-->'''Butterbean''': There you go! ''(knocks Johnny out cold)''
** The kicker? After smelling salts are used to wake Knoxville up post-beating, his first words are a woozy "Is Butterbean okay?"
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* "Hi, I'm BradPitt and I'm going to be abducted." And in front of a stunned public crowd, Brad Pitt is ganged up on and thrown into a van.

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* "Hi, I'm BradPitt Creator/BradPitt and I'm going to be abducted." And in front of a stunned public crowd, Brad Pitt is ganged up on and thrown into a van.
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* Johnny wants to test a groin-protecting cup [[GroinAttack in the, uh, traditional way]]. HilarityEnsues.
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* From ''3D'', The Blindside. Knoxville plays football against NFL player Jared Allen. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTdRXMKh7VI It goes as well as you'd expect it to.]]
-->'''Jeff Tremaine:''' Quickly review (points to Jared): What's your job?
-->'''Jared Allen:''' MURDER KNOXVILLE'S FACE!
-->'''Tremaine:''' (Points to Knoxville) What's your job?
-->'''Knoxville:''' (Weakly) Catch the ball? (In a gruff voice) I mean, uh, catch the ball!
**Bam, Wee-Man, and Dunn sum up the point of the sketch real good:
-->'''Off-camera:''' You think Knoxville's gonna catch the ball?
-->'''Wee-Man:''' No.
-->'''Bam:''' Noooo.
-->'''Dunn:''' Who gives a shit?
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* Let's face it, a lot of the stuff they do is [[CrossesTheLineTwice pretty]] [[RefugeInAudacity damn]] [[VulgarHumor funny]].

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* Let's face it, a lot of the stuff shit they do is [[CrossesTheLineTwice pretty]] [[RefugeInAudacity damn]] [[VulgarHumor funny]].
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* Speaking of "Poo Cocktail Supreme", the alternate version featuring none other than Music/BritneySpears. As in, ''she goes inside the port-a-potty''.
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* [[LargeHam "Today's question: is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge."]]

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* [[LargeHam "Today's question: Debate: is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge."]]
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** "I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than do that again."
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* The visit to Mianus, CT, and the HurricaneOfPuns that ensues.
** Bam gets out a telescope so that he can see Uranus from Mianus.
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-->'''Ehren:''' I don't care...

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-->'''Ehren:''' I don't care...care...
* Knoxville's hilarious dancing at the start of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SIADtYPAHA Roller Buffalo]] stunt.
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* After Ehren gets one of his tooth pulled [[spoiler: by a Lambo]] in ''Jackass 3D'', we have the following skit. The funny thing is that they eventually used it in te end credits of the unrated version.
-->'''Ehren:''' ''(with a sheepish thumbs up'' I'm Danger Ehren, and that was [[spoiler: the Lamborghini Tooth Pull.]]

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* After Ehren gets one of his tooth pulled [[spoiler: by a Lambo]] in ''Jackass 3D'', we have the following skit. The funny thing is that they eventually used it in te end thend credits of the unrated version.
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-->'''Ehren:''' ''(with a sheepish thumbs up'' up)'' I'm Danger Ehren, and that was [[spoiler: the Lamborghini Tooth Pull.]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZRQzW_Ro2o The fart mask]]. Steve-O is wearing a astronaut style glass helmet attached to a hose which Preston farts in. Steve-O ends up puking at least three times inside the helmet and to add insult to injury, [[CrossesTheLineTwice Preston reveals that he took a shit while doing it]].

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZRQzW_Ro2o The fart mask]]. Steve-O is wearing a astronaut style glass helmet attached to a hose which Preston farts in. Steve-O ends up puking at least three times inside the helmet and to add insult to injury, [[CrossesTheLineTwice Preston reveals that he took a shit while doing it]].it]].
* After Ehren gets one of his tooth pulled [[spoiler: by a Lambo]] in ''Jackass 3D'', we have the following skit. The funny thing is that they eventually used it in te end credits of the unrated version.
-->'''Ehren:''' ''(with a sheepish thumbs up'' I'm Danger Ehren, and that was [[spoiler: the Lamborghini Tooth Pull.]]
-->'''Knoxville:''' We're not using that...
-->''(everyone starts laughing)''
-->'''Ehren:''' I don't care...
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-->"Guys in masks? I'm out!"

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