History Funny / IronMan3

--> '''Tony:''' You walked right into this: I've dated hotter chicks than you.\\

''[Beat]''\\
'''Harley:''' Sort of.\\

* Killian mentioning that [[spoiler:Trevor's Hamlet was 'The toast of Croydon, wherever that is' got a laugh with British audiences as Croydon is a suburb of south London with a reputation all over the UK for being very dull.]]

* The Mark XLII chilling on Tony's couch. Then Pepper flirts with Tony while he's in the suit. Or rather, while he's ''[[AnimatedArmor not]]''. When he mentions she had a meeting with Aldrich Killian, the suit turns to Pepper in a disapproving look!]]

'''Tony:''' Honey, that could be the title of my autobiography.

''[[Beat]]''\\

''[[{{Beat}}]]''\\

--->'''Harley:''' ''[after being asked to be given a full report by Tony]'' Yeah, I'm still eating that candy. Do you want me to keep eating it?\\

--->'''Guard 3:" Honestly, I hate working here, they are ''so'' weird. ''*drops gun*''\\
''*Tony waves with his repulsor hand, and guard runs away*''

[[AC:Meta and Out of Canon]]

* [[spoiler:Tony's waiting and stalling for the Iron Man armor to arrive when he's been captured so he can break free. His antics whilst waiting are hilarious, then become a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.]]

* Pepper follows up her CrowningMomentOfAwesome defeat of Killian with a look that suggests she's shocked but also impressed by what just happened:

* Not part of the movie, but part of the credits. It gets to the Digital Effects department, and for about five to ten seconds there's just this [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/38764681@N00/8726857257/ giant wall of names]]. Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for them.

* The Mark XLII chilling on Tony's couch. Then Pepper flirts with Tony while he's in the suit. [[spoiler:Or rather, while he's ''[[AnimatedArmor not]]''.]] [[spoiler:When he mentions she had a meeting with Aldrich Killian, the suit turns to Pepper in a disapproving look!]]

'''Harley:''' ''[beat]'' It was worth a try.

* The post-credits [[TheStinger stinger]], which is that [[spoiler: Tony was casually telling the film's story to a clearly asleep [[TheIncredibleHulk Bruce Banner]], who tells him that he's NotThatKindOfDoctor. Undeterred, Tony picks up where he left off and continues rambling.]]

* Anytime they bring up the limited-edition WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer watch Tony wears for a good portion of the film.

* Tony begging Maya not to tell him there's a twelve year old kid in her car.
-->'''Dr. Maya Hansen:''' He's Thirteen.
** Made even better by Tony's shoulders hitching immediately.

'''Tony''': I can tell, you know how I can tell? ''[beat]'' Because we're ''connected''. ''[drives away]''\\

* After saving the crew of UsefulNotes/AirForceOne, Iron Man looks to make sure everyone's okay. When he confirms they are, he turns around to fly away... and gets hit by a truck. [[spoiler: Good thing he wasn't in it.]]
* [[spoiler: Tony's waiting and stalling for the Iron Man armor to arrive when he's been captured so he can break free. His antics whilst waiting are hilarious, then become a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.]]

--> '''Rhodey:''' What'd you see?\\

--> '''Harley:''' Well, mom already left for the diner, and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers. I guess he won, 'cuz that was six years ago.\\

--> '''Harley:''' ''[After being asked to be given a full report by Tony]'' Yeah, I'm still eating that candy. Do you want me to keep eating it?\\

--> [[spoiler:'''Bruce:''' I'm not a therapist, it's not my training. I don't have the --]] \\

--> '''Tony''': ''[to JARVIS, exasperated]'' Are we still at ding-dong? We're supposed to be on total security lockdown! C'mon! I threatened a terrorist!\\

-->'''Tony''': ''Yes'', that's normal. It's a big bunny, relax about it!

-->'''Tony''': (stunned beat) [[SarcasmFailure I got nothing.]]
* After reuniting with Maya [[spoiler: in Killian's Base]], Maya shows Tony the equations he had written down on the back of a card in the beginning of the movie 13 years ago... and he has absolutely no memory of the event (most likely due to the fact that he was drunk). Maya's reaction sells it. This equation has been what has fueled her research into Extremis for the last 13 years, and the man who gave it to her just revealed that it was [[ButForMeItWasTuesday something that he scribbled out one night when he was drunk and that he has no memory of ever doing.]]
** On a similar note, towards the end of the film, Tony tells [[spoiler: an Extremis-affected Pepper]] that she shouldn't worry about exploding.
-->'''Tony:''' Don't worry. I almost had this 13 years ago when I was drunk.

* Tony Stark - who for years was a weapons designer and international arms dealer and is now a CrazyPrepared superhero with armor for every combat eventuality under the sun - has very little knowledge on how garden-variety hand pistols ''work''. Made funnier when you realize the guns they're using probably ''do'' use the same kind of ammunition... just not the same kind of magazine.
--> '''Tony:''' ''[to Rhodey]'' Give me more bullets! You have spares!\\

--> '''Tony''': You see that, nailed it!\\
'''Rhodey''': ''[sarcastically]'' Yeah, you killed the glass.\\
'''Tony''': I was aiming for the bulb. You can't hit the bulb at this distance!\\

-->''[Tony laughs loudly on the in-car telephone, as Rhodey [[SarcasmMode lightly laughs back]]...]''\\

--> '''Rhodey:''' Yes, you're free! Uh, if you weren't before. No need to thank me... Iron Patriot on the job... Yeah...

-->'''Rhodey:''' ...You '''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe breathe fire!?]]''' Okay. ''[[[KnowWhenToFoldEm lets Savin paste him upside the head]]]''

--> '''Pepper:''' Oh my god, that was ''really violent''!

--> '''Tony:''' ...Honey?

-->'''Trevor''': Well, I panicked...and then I handled it.

-->'''Tony''': [[DisproportionateRetribution Just for that. I'm going to kill you first.]]

--> '''Happy:''' Well, of course you don't remember him, [[TheCasanova he's not a blonde with a big rack!]]

-->'''Tony:''' Is this the forehead of security?

-->'''Happy''': [Killian]'s showing [Pepper] his big brain. ''And she likes it.'' ''[it's a ''literal'' hologram of his brain]''

-->'''Tony''': '''''WHY.''''' JARVIS? Not my idea! What are we doing here, this is thousands of miles away, I gotta get Pepper, I gotta...\\
'''JARVIS''': ''[incredulous, almost insulted]'' I prepared a flight plan. This was the location!

--> '''Tony''': Why are you wearing that hat? Because you ''earned'' it.

-->'''Rhodey''': Ready, Mister President?\\
'''President Ellis''': What do you mean, ''[Rhodey flies off suddenly while carrying the president]'' rea[[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]]

--> '''Happy''': I'm just saying that the human element of human resources is a major weak point, we should begin phasing it out immediately.\\

'''Pepper''': What? Did you really just say that?

-->'''Savin''': [[LookADistraction Hey, is that Thor]]? ''(THWONK)''

-->'''Kelly''': Did it not look like he'd raided Captain America's wardrobe?

-->"...hanging out with people twice your height and half your age..."

->'''Brandt''': Is that all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?\\
'''Tony''': Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.

--> '''Jarvis:''' ''(deadpan)'' As always, it's a pleasure to watch you work, sir.

'''Tony''': I can tell, you know how I can tell? [''beat''] Because we're ''connected''. [''drives away'']\\
'''Harley:''' (beat) It was worth a try.

'''Tony''': I can tell, you know why? [''beat''] Because we're ''connected''. [''drives away'']\\

'''Tony''': Honey, that could be the title of my autobiography!

* In the film proper, the whole testing of the wireless suit up. It starts out fine but the pieces start coming in faster than Tony realizes. He handles it at first and even pulls off a badass flip to catch the faceplate...then one of the parts that flew into one of his display cases hits him from behind and sends him and the pieces of the suit flying.

''[Mark XLII crashes and breaks into pieces in front of Tony]''\\

-->'''Brandt''': Is that all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?\\

-->''Tony laughs loudly on the in-car telephone, as Rhodey [[SarcasmMode lightly laughs back]]...''\\

-->'''Rhodey:''' ...You '''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe breathe fire!?]]''' Okay. ([[KnowWhenToFoldEm lets Savin paste him upside the head]])

-->'''Tony''': [[DisproportionateRetribution "Just for that. I'm going to kill you first."]]

-->'''Tony:''' Wait, are you trying to guilt trip me?\\

* The deleted scenes have plenty of it: extended takes for scenes here (the Tony fanboy, Robert Downey Jr. speaking plenty of one-liners before the repulsor glove arrives, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1Wtr6I-5pk Ben Kingsley doing various accents]]), turning the NewscasterCameo from the beginning into full segments of ''RealTimeWithBillMaher'' and ''Fashion Police'', and Savin-dressed-as-Iron Patriot punching an NSA agent who annoys him.

-->'''Rhodey:''' ...You '''[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe breathe fire!?]]''' Okay. ([[KnowWhenToFoldEm lets Savin paste him upside the head]])

** When Kilian arrives to find Trevor tied up, and then asks why Trevor didn't use the panic button: