History Funny / IronMan3

* Though it's a production gaffe, if you look closely during the scene where Tony threatens the Mandarin, the reporter's phone upgrades from a flip-phone to a smartphone [[MemeticBadass merely by being in Tony Stark's presence]].

--->'''Guard 3:''' Honestly, I hate working here, they are ''so'' weird. ''*drops gun*''
--->''*Tony waves with his repulsor hand, and guard runs away*''

--> '''Pepper:''' I'm gonna to take a shower.\\

* What a mook says when [[KnowWhenToFoldEm Tony points a [=MAC-10=] and repulsor at him]]: "[[PunchClockVillain Honestly, I hate working here]]; ''[[OnlySaneMan they are SO weird.]]''" [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere He then proceeds to run.]]

** Even better, there's what Savin says to distract said agent

-->'''Tony:''' [[StealthPun You walked right into this:]] [[IncrediblyLamePun ''I've dated hotter chicks than you!'']]\\

* After saving the crew of UsefulNotes/AirForceOne, Iron Man looks to make sure everyone's okay. When he confirms they are, he turns around to fly away... and gets hit by a truck. We cut to Tony grimacing, as he's remotely controlling the suit from aboard the boat he and Rhodey have comandeered.

->'''Brandt:''' Is that all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?\\
'''Tony:''' Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.

'''Brandt:''' That all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?\\
'''Tony:''' [[InsultBackfire Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.]]

* The post-credits [[TheStinger stinger]], which is that [[spoiler:Tony was casually telling the film's story to a clearly asleep [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk2008 Bruce Banner]], who tells him that he's NotThatKindOfDoctor. Undeterred, Tony picks up where he left off and continues rambling.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Bruce:''' I'm not a therapist, it's not my training. I don't have the --]] \\
[[spoiler:'''Tony:''' What, the time?]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Bruce:''' [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry ... Temperament.]]]]
** [[spoiler:Bruce dozed off at "going down the elevator in Switzerland", ''and Tony didn't notice until the very end'', he's that self-absorbed. He only realized Bruce wasn't paying attention when he dropped his glasses.]]

* After reuniting with Maya [[spoiler:in Killian's base]], Maya shows Tony the equations he had written down on the back of a card in the beginning of the movie 13 years ago... and he has absolutely no memory of the event (most likely due to the fact that he was drunk). Maya's reaction sells it. This equation has been what has fueled her research into Extremis for the last 13 years, and the man who gave it to her just revealed that it was [[ButForMeItWasTuesday something that he scribbled out one night when he was drunk and that he has no memory of ever doing]].
** On a similar note, towards the end of the film, Tony tells [[spoiler:an Extremis-affected Pepper]] that she shouldn't worry about exploding.

** Followed moments later by his completely dumbfounded reaction to [[spoiler:Aldrich Killian breathing fire.]]

** Savin's reaction is even more hilarious. When your own ''[[TheDragon right-hand man]]'' can't believe what he's just seen, you know it's a funny moment. Throughout the movie, he's been [[TheStoic unflappable]]. Caught in a near nuke level explosion, he walks it off. Discovering his boss [[spoiler:can literally breathe fire]], ''that'' puts him off his game.

* Any scene with [[spoiler:The Mandarin/Trevor after TheReveal because he is a goofy nobody off camera, complete with a British accent.]]
** A throwaway moment in his big confrontation with Tony Stark. [[spoiler:He makes his entrance from the bathroom, warning his lady friends that the room should be avoided for a while. A short time later Tony orders them into the bathroom; as they exit stage left, you can hear their disgusted reactions to the smell.]]

** Later, when Tony and Rhodey confront him, he continues to be scatter-brained - at one point, he's distracted by [[spoiler:the Liverpool-Chelsea UsefulNotes/EnglishPremierLeague match, when Liverpool defender Daniel Agger scores to make it 3-0 Liverpool. That said, while the film was set around Christmas, the match shown actually took place in May 2012, with Liverpool winning 4-1.]]

* Killian mentioning that [[spoiler:Trevor's King Lear was 'the toast of Croydon, wherever that is' got a laugh with British audiences as Croydon is a suburb of south London with a reputation for being very dull.]]

* Savin [[spoiler:going into Air Force One and killing the Secret Service agents? Disturbing. Savin repulsor-blasting one of them and then looking at his palm in a vaguely surprised "that was unexpected and yet awesome" way? Hilarious.]]

* The [[http://i.imgur.com/Iw5oPtn.png aftermath]] of the [[spoiler:fake execution.]]
* In a meta sense, Killian's big final declaration of [[spoiler:"It was me all along! I am the Mandarin!"]] is especially gut-busting to hear now since [[spoiler: [[OldShame Marvel has constantly gone out of its way]] [[AuthorsSavingThrow to assure us that, no, he wasn't]].]]

* After saving the crew of UsefulNotes/AirForceOne, Iron Man looks to make sure everyone's okay. When he confirms they are, he turns around to fly away... and gets hit by a truck. [[spoiler:We cut to Tony grimacing, as he's remotely controlling the suit from aboard the boat he and Rhodey have comandeered.]]

* [[spoiler:Tony's waiting and stalling for the Iron Man armor to arrive when he's been captured so he can break free. His antics whilst waiting are hilarious, then become a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.]]

** J.A.R.V.I.S.'s comment as Tony is sprawled on the floor and groaning takes the hilarity UpToEleven:

* In the film proper, the whole testing of the wireless suit up. It starts out fine, but the pieces start coming in faster than Tony realizes. He handles it at first and even pulls off a badass flip to catch the faceplate...then one of the parts that flew into one of his display cases hits him from behind and sends him and the pieces of the suit flying.

* After saving the crew of UsefulNotes/AirForceOne, Iron Man looks to make sure everyone's okay. When he confirms they are, he turns around to fly away...and gets hit by a truck. [[spoiler:We cut to Tony grimacing, as he's remotely controlling the suit from aboard the boat he and Rhodey have comandeered.]]

* During the final battle, Tony calls for his Mark XLII armor. In the background, it comes closer and closer, Tony stands ready, the music builds up...[[TheDayTheMusicLied only for the armor to hit a pole in the way and break into pieces]]. [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Tony's expression says it all.]]
-->'''Tony:''' Well I'll be damned...The Prodigal Son returns...\\

'''Tony:''' ...Whatever.

[[spoiler:'''Bruce:''' [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry ...Temperament.]]]]

* After reuniting with Maya [[spoiler:in Killian's base]], Maya shows Tony the equations he had written down on the back of a card in the beginning of the movie 13 years ago...and he has absolutely no memory of the event (most likely due to the fact that he was drunk). Maya's reaction sells it. This equation has been what has fueled her research into Extremis for the last 13 years, and the man who gave it to her just revealed that it was [[ButForMeItWasTuesday something that he scribbled out one night when he was drunk and that he has no memory of ever doing]].

* Tony Stark -- who for years was a weapons designer and international arms dealer and is now a CrazyPrepared superhero with armor for every combat eventuality under the sun -- has very little knowledge on how garden-variety hand pistols ''work''. Made funnier when you realize the guns they're using probably ''do'' use the same kind of ammunition...just not the same kind of magazine.

''[Rhodey promptly pops out of cover and fires...hitting the bulb in one shot. Then gives Tony a "You were saying?" look.]''

** Later, he comes into the Mandarin's supposed headquarters, demanding the Mandarin and threatens them all with his arm cannon...then gets a call from Tony. Awkwardly, he tells them he has to take it. It's Tony asking him for his login information for the federal database. Rhodey's password? [[EmbarrassingPassword WARMACHINEROX]]. When the captives he's holding start laughing, he points his ShoulderCannon at them without looking.

-->'''Rhodey:''' Yes, you're free! Uh, if you weren't before. No need to thank me...Iron Patriot on the job...Yeah...

--->'''Rhodey:''' ...You '''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe breathe fire?!]]''' Okay. ''[[[KnowWhenToFoldEm lets Savin paste him upside the head]]]''

** It's the delivery that makes it. It's {{Adorkable}}.
** Also Tony's tentative reaction after her badassery:
--->'''Tony:''' ...Honey?
[[AC:...and Everyone Else]]

--->'''Trevor:''' Well, I panicked...and then I handled it.

* "Ladies...children...sheep."

--->"...hanging out with people twice your height and half your age..."

* In the film proper, the whole testing of the wireless suit up. It starts out fine, but the pieces start coming in faster than Tony realizes. He handles it at first and even pulls off a badass flip to catch the faceplate... then one of the parts that flew into one of his display cases hits him from behind and sends him and the pieces of the suit flying.

* After saving the crew of UsefulNotes/AirForceOne, Iron Man looks to make sure everyone's okay. When he confirms they are, he turns around to fly away... and gets hit by a truck. [[spoiler:We cut to Tony grimacing, as he's remotely controlling the suit from aboard the boat he and Rhodey have comandeered.]]

* During the final battle, Tony calls for his Mark XLII armor. In the background, it comes closer and closer, Tony stands ready, the music builds up... [[TheDayTheMusicLied only for the armor to hit a pole in the way and break into pieces]]. [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Tony's expression says it all.]]
-->'''Tony:''' Well I'll be damned... The Prodigal Son returns...\\

* After reuniting with Maya [[spoiler:in Killian's base]], Maya shows Tony the equations he had written down on the back of a card in the beginning of the movie 13 years ago... and he has absolutely no memory of the event (most likely due to the fact that he was drunk). Maya's reaction sells it. This equation has been what has fueled her research into Extremis for the last 13 years, and the man who gave it to her just revealed that it was [[ButForMeItWasTuesday something that he scribbled out one night when he was drunk and that he has no memory of ever doing]].

* Tony Stark -- who for years was a weapons designer and international arms dealer and is now a CrazyPrepared superhero with armor for every combat eventuality under the sun -- has very little knowledge on how garden-variety hand pistols ''work''. Made funnier when you realize the guns they're using probably ''do'' use the same kind of ammunition... just not the same kind of magazine.

** Before this the two are trying to sneak onto the gantry crane and Rhodey tells Tony to cover him. Obviously Tony's combat experience lies in his suit so his performance is... erratic (he fires one-handed vaguely in the direction of possible enemies, mostly; compared to Rhodey's precision and discipline, Tony looks like a flailing starfish). A mook spots them and opens fire. Tony tries to shoot back and hits the glass on the spotlight but not the bulb.

** Later, he comes into the Mandarin's supposed headquarters, demanding the Mandarin and threatens them all with his arm cannon... then gets a call from Tony. Awkwardly, he tells them he has to take it. It's Tony asking him for his login information for the federal database. Rhodey's password? [[EmbarrassingPassword WARMACHINEROX]]. When the captives he's holding start laughing, he points his ShoulderCannon at them without looking.

'''Tony:''' That is... so much better than Iron Patriot.

-->'''Rhodey:''' Yes, you're free! Uh, if you weren't before. No need to thank me... Iron Patriot on the job... Yeah...

--->'''Trevor:''' Well, I panicked... and then I handled it.

* "Ladies... children... sheep."

* In the film proper, the whole testing of the wireless suit up. It starts out fine, but the pieces start coming in faster than Tony realizes. He handles it at first and even pulls off a badass flip to catch the faceplate...then one of the parts that flew into one of his display cases hits him from behind and sends him and the pieces of the suit flying.

** Jarvis's comment as Tony is sprawled on the floor and groaning takes the hilarity UpToEleven:
--->'''Jarvis:''' ''[deadpan]'' As always, sir, it's a pleasure watching you work.

** Pepper's reaction to the reveal that the armor was empty and Tony was downstairs in his basement doing something else. Or rather, [[SeenItAll her lack of reaction.]]

* During the final battle, Tony calls for his Mark XLII armor. In the background, it comes closer and closer, Tony stands ready, the music builds up...[[TheDayTheMusicLied only for the armor to hit a pole in the way and break into pieces.]] [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Tony's expression says it all.]]

* The post-credits [[TheStinger stinger]], which is that [[spoiler: Tony was casually telling the film's story to a clearly asleep [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk2008 Bruce Banner]], who tells him that he's NotThatKindOfDoctor. Undeterred, Tony picks up where he left off and continues rambling.]]

[[spoiler:'''Bruce:''' ...[[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry Temperament.]]]]

--> '''Tony:''' [[StealthPun You walked right into this:]] [[IncrediblyLamePun ''I've dated hotter chicks than you!'']]\\

* Tony begging Maya not to tell him [[DisappearedDad there's a twelve year old kid in her car.]]

** Made even better by Tony's shoulders hitching immediately and a brief expression of absolute horror before he realises that she's messing with him.

-->'''Tony:''' ''[to JARVIS, exasperated]'' Are we still at ding-dong? We're supposed to be on total security lockdown! C'mon! I threatened a terrorist! Who is that?\\
'''JARVIS:''' There's only so much I can do, sir, when you give the world's press your home address...

* After reuniting with Maya [[spoiler:in Killian's base]], Maya shows Tony the equations he had written down on the back of a card in the beginning of the movie 13 years ago... and he has absolutely no memory of the event (most likely due to the fact that he was drunk). Maya's reaction sells it. This equation has been what has fueled her research into Extremis for the last 13 years, and the man who gave it to her just revealed that it was [[ButForMeItWasTuesday something that he scribbled out one night when he was drunk and that he has no memory of ever doing.]]

** Before this the two are trying to sneak onto the gantry crane and Rhodey tells Tony to cover him. Obviously Tony's combat experience lies in his suit so his performance is...erratic (he fires one-handed vaguely in the direction of possible enemies, mostly; compared to Rhodey's precision and discipline, Tony looks like a flailing starfish). A mook spots them and opens fire. Tony tries to shoot back and hits the glass on the spotlight but not the bulb.

--->''[Tony laughs loudly on the in-car telephone, as Rhodey [[SarcasmMode lightly laughs back]]...]''\\

* Rhodey's protesting to his armor's AI, then switching to a cheerful "Okay, let's go!" upon being forced out of the Iron Patriot armor, as if he's not about to face down a bunch of Extremis soldiers with nothing but his fists.

--->'''Rhodey:''' ...You '''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe breathe fire!?]]''' Okay. ''[[[KnowWhenToFoldEm lets Savin paste him upside the head]]]''

* Any scene with [[spoiler: The Mandarin/ Trevor after TheReveal because he is a goofy nobody off camera, complete with a British accent.]]

--->'''Trevor:''' Well, I panicked...and then I handled it.
** Later, when Tony and Rhodey confront him, he continues to be scatter-brained - at one point, he's distracted by [[spoiler: the Liverpool-Chelsea UsefulNotes/EnglishPremierLeague match, when Liverpool defender Daniel Agger scores to make it 3-0 Liverpool. That said, while the film was set around Christmas, the match shown actually took place in May 2012, with Liverpool winning 4-1.]]
* What a mook says when [[KnowWhenToFoldEm Tony points a [=MAC-10=] and repulsor at him]]: "[[PunchClockVillain Honestly, I hate working here]]; ''[[OnlySaneMan they are SO weird.]]''" [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere He then proceeds to run]].

** Tony's reaction to the tattoo: "[[Film/KissKissBangBang Hispanic Scott Baio]]?" ([[ShoutOut Hey there, Shane Black]].)

** "''[[BatmanInMyBasement Tony Stark is in my van]]!''"

--->'''Happy:''' Well, of course you don't remember him, [[TheCasanova he's not a blonde with a big rack!]]

* JARVIS develops a few glitches after flying Tony to safety, such as ending some sentences with the wrong cranberry.

'''JARVIS:''' ''[incredulous, almost insulted]'' I prepared a flight plan. This was the location!
** Especially hilarious as Tony was in fact going to head that way before his home got blown sky high. He even ''ordered JARVIS'' to make a flight plan. So JARVIS's tone is "You told me to do it, dummy!"

* "Ladies...children...sheep."

* The [[http://i.imgur.com/Iw5oPtn.png aftermath]] of the [[spoiler: fake execution.]]
* In a meta sense, Killian's big final declaration of [[spoiler: "It was me all along! I am the Mandarin!"]] is especially gut-busting to hear now since [[spoiler: [[OldShame Marvel has constantly gone out of its way]] [[AuthorsSavingThrow to assure us that, no, he wasn't]].]]

--->'''Savin:''' [[LookADistraction Hey, is that Thor]]? ''[THWONK]''

* Tony's quips during his fight in Rose Hill against [[DarkActionGirl Ellen Brandt]].
--> '''Tony:''' You walked right into this: ''I've dated hotter chicks than you!''\\

* The post-credits [[TheStinger stinger]], which is that [[spoiler: Tony was casually telling the film's story to a clearly asleep [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk Bruce Banner]], who tells him that he's NotThatKindOfDoctor. Undeterred, Tony picks up where he left off and continues rambling.]]

[[AC:James Rhodes[=/=]Rhodey[=/=]War Machine[=/=]Iron Patriot]]

* After a particularly intense moment where Tony is investigating the Extremis attack that Happy was injured in, his doorbell suddenly rings and he sees on his security camera Maya standing at the door. Complete with JARVIS snarking back
-->'''Tony:''' ''[to JARVIS, exasperated]'' Are we still at ding-dong? We're supposed to be on total security lockdown! C'mon! I threatened a terrorist!\\
'''JARVIS:''' There's only so much I can do when you give the world's press your home address...

*** The scene is made even funnier when a third guard runs into Tony Stark, who's now armed, leading to this exchange:

--->'''Jarvis:''' ''[deadpan]'' As always, it's a pleasure to watch you work, sir.

'''Tony:''' Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.

* After reuniting with Maya [[spoiler:in Killian's Base]], Maya shows Tony the equations he had written down on the back of a card in the beginning of the movie 13 years ago... and he has absolutely no memory of the event (most likely due to the fact that he was drunk). Maya's reaction sells it. This equation has been what has fueled her research into Extremis for the last 13 years, and the man who gave it to her just revealed that it was [[ButForMeItWasTuesday something that he scribbled out one night when he was drunk and that he has no memory of ever doing.]]

--->'''Tony:''' Don't worry. I almost had this 13 years ago when I was drunk.

** Before this the two are trying to sneak onto the gantry crane and Rhodey tells Tony to cover him. Obviously Tony's combat experience lies in his suit so his performance is...erratic (he fires one-handed vaguely in the direction of possible enemies, mostly; compared to Rhodey's precision and discipline he looks like a flailing starfish). A mook spots them and opens fire. Tony tries to shoot back and hits the glass on the spotlight but not the bulb.

* The RunningGag that everyone hates the decision for Rhode's gear to be changed from "War Machine" to "Iron Patriot" and be given a red-white-and-blue makeover. It mirrors the time when people tried to rename French fries into freedom fries.

* Towards the beginning, Happy has difficulty using a tablet computer. Tony telling him to "flip the screen" (or rather turn the screen so the camera facing toward what he wants Tony to see) is the icing on the cake.
** Tony has to hack the damn thing just to see what Happy's fussing about.

-->'''Tony:''' '''''WHY.''''' JARVIS? Not my idea! What are we doing here, this is thousands of miles away, I gotta get Pepper, I gotta...\\

'''President Ellis:''' What do you mean, ''[Rhodey flies off suddenly while carrying the president]'' rea[[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]]
* This exchange between Happy and Pepper early in the film, in regard to Happy wanting to replace the security staff with Tony's spare suits:

* After saving the crew of UsefulNotes/AirForceOne, Iron Man looks to make sure everyone's okay. When he confirms they are, he turns around to fly away... and gets hit by a truck. [[spoiler:Good thing he wasn't in it.]]