History Funny / IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull

* Mac: Don't get clever, Boris, You don't know him.-- (Sees Boris with a crazed look in his eyes driving faster towards the oncoming Indy) [[OhCrap Know him, KNOW HIM! You don't know him! YOU DON'T KNOW HIM! YOU DON'T KNOW HIM! YOU DON'T KNOW-]] (vehicles crash and flip up into the air, Indy escaping a la Spider-Man on a light fixture.

-->''Indy:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I'm sorry...I meant "drop dead, comrade."]]

-->'''Indy:''' ''(sees the dead American soldiers) Drop dead.

-->'''Dovchenko:''' You recognize building, yes?\\

'''Indy:''' Drop dead. ''[bitchslapped]'' I'm sorry... I meant "drop dead, comrade."

* When they are attacked by natives at Orellana's tomb, one of the natives was about to shoot a poison dart at an unsuspecting Mutt, only for Indy to blow it right back into the native's throat. This mirrors the same trick Bugs Bunny used in the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes shorts "Bushy Hare" and "Pre-Hysterical Hare".

-->'''Indy:''' Sooner or later, they're gonna let me out of this chair, comrade, and when they do, I'm going to break your nose.\\

** Not to mention,Indy's casual reply: "Part time."

* "No defiant last words, Dr. Jones?" "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Like. Ike.]]".
** Even funnier, if you [[FreezeFrameBonus pause]] just as the nuke is seen above the testing site, it seems that the Government has the same idea to use "I Like Ike" on the side of the weapon. So, like "I Like Ike" were nearly Indy's last words, "I Like Ike" was the last words that the Russian {{Mook}}s heard/saw [[IronicEcho trying to escape from the testing site]].

* Mac: Don't get clever, Boris, You don't know him.-- (Sees Boris with a crazed look in his eyes driving faster towards the oncoming Indy) [[OhCrap Know him, KNOW HIM! You don't know him! YOU DON'T KNOW HIM! YOU DON'T KNOW HIM! YOU DON'T KNOW-]] (vehicles crash and flip up into the air, Indy escaping a la Spider-Man on his bullwhip.
* "Any last words?" "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Like. Ike.]]".

* The warehouse escape. Indy tangled with one of the soldiers and the fight makes its way into a secret testing chamber for a rocket sled. As you can most assuredly predict, they wind up activating it and when the rocky starts blasting, the soldiers that followed them are charbroiled alive! Meanwhile Indy and the lone soldier get a ride they’ll not soon forget when the ride the rocket sled all the way to the end of the tracks at around Mach-3! The g-force leaves them with the most hilarious faces as they take a [[BlatantLies leisurely ride]] through the desert night. And once it finally stops, Indy looks to see the soldier passed out and resting his head on his shoulder!

** Our old friend, the Wilhelm Scream, returns. . . as Mutt nearly runs down a college kid in the university library. You probably expected a Wilhelm in the film (it's pretty much OnceAnEpisode in this franchise), but ''not'' there.

'''Indy:''' Stop calling it that! Call it something else!\\

'''Indy:''' A rope!\\

* After Indy learns [[spoiler:Mutt is his son]] (and after he didn't mind the story about how he dropped out of college for no real reason), blowing up on Marion, going, [[BrickJoke "WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE HIM FINISH]] ''[[BrickJoke SCHOOL!?"]]''
** The gag is sold when the drysand ''stops'' pulling them down when the revelation is made.
** The fact that Indy never officially finished high school makes him [[HypocriticalHumor big 'ol hypocrite.]]

* When they are attacked at Orellana's Tomb, one of the attackers was about to shoot a poison dart at an unsuspecting Mutt, only for Indy to blow it right back into the attacker's throat. This mirrors the same trick Bugs Bunny used in the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes shorts "Bushy Hare" and "Pre-Hysterical Hare".
** Indy is then able to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere send the other attacker running for his life]] just by pulling out his [[RevolversAreJustBetter six-shooter]], [[DramaticGunCock and pulling back the hammer]]. Looks like the [[WackyWaysideTribe Wacky Wayside Tribals]] are getting wise to [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Indy's "Shoot First" policy...]] Mutt even incredulously asks if Indy's really just a teacher...

* The argument between Indy, Mutt, and Marion after Mutt finds out that [[spoiler:[[LukeIAmYourFather Indy is his dad]]]]. He takes it better than that [[Franchise/StarWars other kid]], though he also spends some time in denial. Then the Soviet guarding them is so annoyed by the continued arguing that he gags Marion - who is still able to shout despite her mouth being tied shut. (She must have had some practice after ''Raiders''.) And ''then'' all three of them overpower the guard before the big Jungle Chase.

-->'''Mutt''': What's he gonna do next?\\

''(Indy leans out the back of the truck with a freaking rocket launcher)''

* The scene prior and after Spalko uses the skull on Indy. When Indy says he's gonna break your nose, it doesn't matter if an alien skull [[MindRape messes with his head]] he'll do it. Just ask Mac.
-->'''Indy:''' Eventually, they're gonna let me out of this chair, comrade, and when they do, I'm going to break your nose.\\

** Shortly after this, Indy's hat lands at Mutt's feet. Mutt picks it up and is about to put it on... when Indy walks past and takes it from him.

* The argument between Indy, Mutt, and Marion after Mutt finds out that [[spoiler:[[LukeIAmYourFather Indy is his dad]]]]. He takes it better than that [[StarWars other kid]], though he also spends some time in denial. Then the Soviet guarding them is so annoyed by the continued arguing that he gags Marion - who is still able to shout despite her mouth being tied shut. (She must have had some practice after ''Raiders''.) And ''then'' all three of them overpower the guard before the big Jungle Chase.

** Shortly after this, Indy's hat lands at Mutt's feet. Mutt picks it up and is about to put in on... when Indy walks past and takes it from him.

--> '''Indy:''' Eventually, they're gonna let me out of this chair, comrade, and when they do, I'm going to break your nose.
--> -Minutes later they let him out of the chair and Indy punches Mac.-
--> '''Mac:''' [[CaptainObvious You broke my nose!!!]]
--> '''Indy:''' [[IWarnedYou I told you.]]

--> '''Mac:''' ''[In Indy's chokehold]'' Indy.
--> '''Indy:''' Shut up!
--> '''Mac:''' Indy!
--> '''Indy:''' SHUT UP!
--> '''Mac:''' INDY!

* A meta-example. When Creator/HarrisonFord appeared on ''The Tonight Show'' to promote the movie, Jay Leno played a "clip" from the movie--an old man hobbling along with a walker with the theme tune playing, obviously poking fun at Ford's advanced age. As the audience roared with laughter, Ford, not to be outdone, cracked, "Actually, that's my stunt double."

** Indy is then able to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere send the other attacker running for his life]] just by pulling out his [[RevolversAreJustBetter six-shooter]], [[DramaticGunCock and pulling back the hammer]]. Looks like the [[WackyWaysideTribe Wacky Wayside Tribals]] are getting wise to [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Indy's "Shoot First" policy...]]

** Indy is then able to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere send the other attacker running for his life]] just be pulling out his [[RevolversAreJustBetter six-shooter]], [[DramaticGunCock and pulling back the hammer]]. Looks like the [[WackyWaysideTribe Wacky Wayside Tribals]] are getting wise to [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Indy's "Shoot First" policy...]]

** Indy is then able to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere send the other attacker running for his life]] just be pulling out his [[RevolversAreJustBetter six-shooter]], [[DramaticGunCock and pulling back the hammer]]. Looks like the [[WackyWaysideTribe Wacky Wayside Tribals]] are getting GenreSavvy to [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Indy's "Shoot First" policy...]]

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* After Indy learns [[spoiler:Mutt is his son]] (and after he didn't mind the story about how he dropped out of college for no real reason), blowing up on Marion, going, [[BrickJoke "WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE HIM FINISH]] [[BrickJoke ''SCHOOL?!''"]]

* Marion [[StopHelpingMe giving Mutt advice]] during his swordfight with Irina, and also Mutt narrowly avoiding GroinAttack by some plants.

** The best part? While Indy and Mutt are running away from the agents they make a turn and drive by the shop again, to find that the jocks and greasers (and some of the girlfriends) ''still'' [[BrikJoke duking it out!]]