History for Funny/IfBellaWereSane

WarJay77

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* The TakeThat at Creator/StephenieMeyer.
** What, you mean ''the entire story?''
*** [[BluntYes Yep!]]

Snowsky

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* When Edward drags Bella to the meadow to show her that he sparkles in the sunlight, she asks him why he's going to such elaborate measures to tell her that he's gay.

AquaEclipse

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-->Yesterday I could have sworn his eyes were yellowish [[SupernaturalGoldEyes (is that even a natural eye color?)]] and today they were pond-scum colored.

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-->Yesterday I could have sworn his eyes were yellowish ~~[[SupernaturalGoldEyes (is~~ ([[SupernaturalGoldEyes is that even a natural eye ~~color?)]]~~ color?]]) and today they were pond-scum colored.

AquaEclipse

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* After finding out Edward dragged her off to Vegas to get hitched without her consent, Bella's next two diary entries are titled "Day Who Gives a Fuck", "Day Don't Give a Shit", and "Day Fuck Everything".

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* After finding out Edward dragged her off to Vegas to get hitched without her consent, Bella's next ~~two~~ three diary entries are titled "Day Who Gives a Fuck", "Day Don't Give a Shit", and "Day Fuck Everything".

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Feb 5th 2023 at 7:07:32 AM

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Put entries in chronological order and added my own for good measure

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While pretty much the entire fic is hilarious from being told from the perspective of a FirstPersonSmartass version of Bella, here are some gems:

!!Chapter 1

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* Bella's description of Edward's eyes.
-->Yesterday I could have sworn his eyes were yellowish [[SupernaturalGoldEyes (is that even a natural eye color?)]] and today they were pond-scum colored.

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* [[ClusterFBomb "Oh, fucking fuck. Just fan-fucking-tastic."]]
* The TakeThat at Creator/StephenieMeyer.
** What, you mean ''the entire story?''
*** [[BluntYes Yep!]]
* Bella's description of Edward's eyes in Chapter 1.
** "Yesterday I could have sworn his eyes were yellowish [[SupernaturalGoldEyes (is that even a natural eye color?)]] and today they were pond-scum colored."
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5187507/3/If-Bella-Were-Sane Chapter 3]], rather than adapt ''Eclipse'', [[TakeThat only contains these two sentences]]:

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!!Chapter 2
* [[ClusterFBomb "Oh, fucking fuck. Just fan-fucking-tastic."]]
* The TakeThat at Creator/StephenieMeyer.
** What, you mean ''the entire story?''
*** [[BluntYes Yep!]]
* Bella's ~~description~~ response]] to Edward standing in the middle of ~~Edward's eyes~~ the road in Chapter 1.
** "Yesterday I could have sworn his eyes were yellowish [[SupernaturalGoldEyes (is that even a natural eye color?)]] and today they were pond-scum colored."
the path of her truck:
-->Oh, fucking ''fuck''. Just fan-fucking-tastic.

!!Chapter 3
* ~~[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5187507/3/If-Bella-Were-Sane Chapter 3]], rather~~ Rather than adapt ''Eclipse'', the chapter [[TakeThat only contains these two sentences]]:

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!!Chapter 4
* This paragraph:
-->I would say that this town is crazy, except he [Jacob] doesn't even live in this town. Maybe this whole state. Maybe the water in Oregon is just spiked with the crazysauce. I've been drinking the crazysauce, too, so I guess that means I'm crazy too. Whatever. I don't even know.
* After finding out Edward dragged her off to Vegas to get hitched without her consent, Bella's next two diary entries are titled "Day Who Gives a Fuck", "Day Don't Give a Shit", and "Day Fuck Everything".
* The TakeThat at Creator/StephenieMeyer.
** What, you mean ''the entire story?''
*** [[BluntYes Yep!]]

AquaEclipse

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* Bella's description of Edward's eyes in chapter 1.

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* Bella's description of Edward's eyes in ~~chapter~~ Chapter 1.

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* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5187507/3/If-Bella-Were-Sane Chapter 3]], rather than adapt ''Eclipse'', [[TakeThat only contains these two sentences:]]
-->''Eclipse'' doesn't get a parody chapter because nothing happened in ''Eclipse''.
-->Please enjoy the next chapter instead.

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* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5187507/3/If-Bella-Were-Sane Chapter 3]], rather than adapt ''Eclipse'', [[TakeThat only contains these two ~~sentences:]]~~
sentences]]:
-->''Eclipse'' doesn't get a parody chapter because nothing happened in ''Eclipse''.
-->Please ''Eclipse''.\\
Please enjoy the next chapter ~~instead.~~instead.
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BobSaget9

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* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5187507/3/If-Bella-Were-Sane Chapter 3.]] It's actually kind of hard to pin-point ''one'' exact moment, though, given how [[spoiler:no, sorry, pulling your leg:]] and [[spoiler:"''Eclipse'' doesn't get a parody chapter because nothing happened in ''Eclipse''."]] and not to mention [[spoiler:"Please enjoy the next chapter instead."]], just... wow.

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* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5187507/3/If-Bella-Were-Sane Chapter ~~3.]] It's actually kind of hard to pin-point ''one'' exact moment, though, given how [[spoiler:no, sorry, pulling your leg:]] and [[spoiler:"''Eclipse''~~ 3]], rather than adapt ''Eclipse'', [[TakeThat only contains these two sentences:]]
-->''Eclipse'' doesn't get a parody chapter because nothing happened in ~~''Eclipse''."]] and not to mention [[spoiler:"Please~~ ''Eclipse''.
-->Please enjoy the next chapter instead.~~"]], just... wow.~~

Malady

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Oct 22nd 2020 at 12:19:12 PM

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More accurate.

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** "Yesterday I could have sworn his eyes were yellowish [[KaleidoscopeEyes (is that even a natural eye color?)]] and today they were pond-scum colored."

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** "Yesterday I could have sworn his eyes were yellowish ~~[[KaleidoscopeEyes~~ [[SupernaturalGoldEyes (is that even a natural eye color?)]] and today they were pond-scum colored."

nombretomado

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* The TakeThat at StephenieMeyer.

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* The TakeThat at ~~StephenieMeyer.~~Creator/StephenieMeyer.

BobSaget9

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Oct 22nd 2015 at 8:37:25 PM

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List of FunnyMoments for the fanfic ''Fanfic/IfBellaWereSane''.

BobSaget9

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Oct 22nd 2015 at 8:37:05 PM

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** "Yesterday I could have sworn his eyes were yellowish [[KaleidoscopeEyes (is that even a natural eye color?)]] and today they were pond-scum colored."

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** "Yesterday I could have sworn his eyes were yellowish [[KaleidoscopeEyes (is that even a natural eye color?)]] and today they were pond-scum colored.""
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5187507/3/If-Bella-Were-Sane Chapter 3.]] It's actually kind of hard to pin-point ''one'' exact moment, though, given how [[spoiler:no, sorry, pulling your leg:]] and [[spoiler:"''Eclipse'' doesn't get a parody chapter because nothing happened in ''Eclipse''."]] and not to mention [[spoiler:"Please enjoy the next chapter instead."]], just... wow.

nombretomado

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* "I really better stay away from him. He looks kind of mentally unstable. It'd totally ruin my day to be raped, killed and dumped in a trash can behind a McDonalds somewhere."

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* "I really better stay away from him. He looks kind of mentally unstable. It'd totally ruin my day to be raped, killed and dumped in a trash can behind a ~~McDonalds~~ UsefulNotes/McDonalds somewhere."

wednesdayaddams

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** "Yesterday I could have sworn his eyes were yellowish [[KaleidoscopeEyes (is that even a natural eye color?)]] and today they were pond-scum colored.

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** "Yesterday I could have sworn his eyes were yellowish [[KaleidoscopeEyes (is that even a natural eye color?)]] and today they were pond-scum colored."

wednesdayaddams

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*** [[BluntYes Yep!]]

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*** [[BluntYes ~~Yep!]]~~Yep!]]
* Bella's description of Edward's eyes in chapter 1.
** "Yesterday I could have sworn his eyes were yellowish [[KaleidoscopeEyes (is that even a natural eye color?)]] and today they were pond-scum colored.

AdelePotter

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Feb 4th 2013 at 3:04:56 AM

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** What, you mean ''the entire story?''

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** What, you mean ''the entire ~~story?''~~story?''
*** [[BluntYes Yep!]]

ArcaneAzmadi

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Feb 4th 2013 at 3:02:11 AM