History Funny / IceAge3DawnOfTheDinosaurs

-->'''Sid:''' No, no, no. We do not eat live animals, period. ''(Sid walks to the edge of a cliff, the ''Archaeopteryx ''realizes what's he's gonna do and starts frantically trying to free itself from his grasp)'' Now, go! Fly! Be free! ''(tosses the'' Archaeopteryx ''off, only for the proto-bird to plummet down)'' ...little flightless bird. ''(a pterosaur snatches the falling'' Archaeopteryx'', eating it in one bite)'' My bad.

-->'''Diego:''' I feel… tingly.
-->'''Manny:''' (rolls eyes) Don't say that when you're pressed up against me!

** The look on Scrat’s face when Scratte reveals (while they’re both falling from a tremendous height) that she’s a ''flying'' squirrel, as he continues to fall, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar nonverbally]] screams ''"Fucking BITCH!!!!"''

* "For the record, I blame you for this!"

* "Nobody move a muscle." ''(one mole-hog runs away screaming)''
* This exchange between Manny and Diego whilst they are trapped inside a carnivorous plant. Also a moment of [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar getting crap past the radar]]:
-->'''Diego:''' I feel… tingly.
-->'''Manny:''' (rolls eyes) Don't say that when you're pressed up against me!
-->'''Diego:''' Not THAT kind of tingly!
* Pretty much anything said or done by Buck.
** Especially him using a rock like a cell phone.
--->'''Buck''': Hello? No...no, I can't talk right now. Yeah, I'm trying to recover a dead sloth. Heh heh. ''(sticks his tooth-knife into a tree and gives the "one minute" sign)'' No, they're following me! I know! They think ''I'm'' crazy. Okay...we're going into the Chasm of Death. I'm gonna lose ya...Yeah, I love you too. Alright, goodbye. Goodbye. ''(throws the rock away and grabs his knife)'' Okay, follow me!\\
'''Manny''': ''(to Diego)'' That's you in three weeks.
** And ''especially'' his argument with three skulls.
--->'''"Skull 1":''' They'll never survive. It's dangerous by day.\\
'''"Skull 2":''': But it's even worse at night.\\
'''"Skull 1":''' And plus, their guide is a lunatic!\\
'''Buck:''' What?!\\
'''"Skull 2":''' You mean Buck? Oh, he's whacko!\\
'''Buck:''' I am not!\\
'''"Skull 1":''' Totally bonkers!\\
'''"Skull 3":''' And his feet smell.\\
'''Buck:''' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]\\
'''"Skull 3":''' ''[[NoYou You]]'' [[NoYou shut up!]]\\
'''Buck:''' Why, you little--! ''(starts "strangling" the skull, dropping the other two skulls)''\\
'''Manny:''' He's strangling his own foot. Shouldn't we get moving?\\
'''"Skull 3:''' What? And give Rudy a midnight snack? Not likely!\\
'''Buck:''' The skull's right. Take the load off, mammals. We'll camp here. Now, who's hungry?\\
'''"Skull 3":''' I am!\\
'''Buck:''' ''You'' don't need the calories!
** His theories about what happened between Sid and Momma Dino.
--->"Dinosaur attacks Sid. Sid fights back with piece of broccoli, leaving dinosaur a vegetable."
--->"Sid was eating broccoli. Dinosaur eats Sid. Dinosaur steps on broccoli, leaving broccoli [[ShapedLikeItself a vegetable]]."
** In response to above theories, Manny has something important to ask:
--->'''Manny:''' Buck, when exactly did you lose your mind?\\
'''Buck:''' Three months ago. I woke up one morning married to a pineapple. ''(extreme close-up on Buck's face)'' An ''ugly'' pineapple. ''(sighs lovingly)'' But I loved her.
* Scrat, Scratte, and the Nutty Tango.

* After Peaches is born:
-->'''Sid''': It's a boy!\\
'''Diego''': That's its tail.\\
'''Sid''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar It's a girl!]]

* When Ellie goes into labor:
-->'''Crash:''' Can you try to hold it in?!\\
'''Ellie:''' ''(offscreen, irritated)'' [[DopeSlap Can someone slap him for me?!?]]\\
''(Eddie does exactly that)''\\
'''Eddie:''' ''(dusting his hands)'' Done and done.\\
''(Crash scowls at his brother and tackles him)''
* That pterodactyl. "I don't wanna panic anybody, but WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!"
** Particularly the MidAirRepair.
--->'''Buck''': ''(while giving the pterodactyl mouth to mouth) Tastes like fish.
* The Chasm of Death scene with these lines from Manny, Crash, Eddie, and Diego when they get affected by the fumes, which seem to be a mix of helium/laughing gas.
--> '''Manny''': ''(helium voice)'' You know what's funny, though? We're trying to save Sid, and now we're all gonna die! ''(He, Diego, Crash, and Eddie laugh.)''\\
'''Eddie''': ''(helium voice)'' And I don't even like Sid!\\
'''Crash''': ''(helium voice)'' Who does? He's an idiot!\\
''(they all laugh again)''\\
'''Diego''': ''(helium voice)'' Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years!\\
'''Manny''': Thank ''you'' for deserting the herd! That was totally super!\\
''(Diego looks at Manny in confusion, before they all begin [[RuleOfThree laughing again]])''
** And then Buck gets caught in the fumes as well...
--->'''Buck:''' Don't you see?! ''(helium voice)'' WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!\\
''(everyone looks at Buck; then they all laugh, including Buck)''
* When Buck makes his debut, everyone gives him a WTF? reaction. ''Even the dinosaurs''.
* When going to rescue Sid, Manny and Ellie try to think of codenames for the baby coming, and Manny suggests "Peaches", and his response to comparing peaches and Ellie is hilarious.
--> '''Manny''': Oh, we need a code word. Yeah, something that says, "the baby's coming."
--> '''Ellie''': [thinks a moment] How about, "AAAH! The baby's coming!" How's that?
--> '''Manny''': Nah, too long. We need something short and punchy, like, uh... "peaches"!
--> '''Ellie''': Peaches?
--> '''Manny''': I love peaches. They're sweet and round and fuzzy, just like you.
--> '''Ellie''': You think I'm round?
--> '''Manny''': Uh... Round is good. Round is foxy!
* When Sid Shows Manny & Ellie the eggs
-->'''Sid''': I'd like to present Egbert, Shelley and Yoko.\\
'''Manny''': Sid, whatever you're doin', it's a bad idea.\\
'''Sid''': Shh. My kids'll hear you.\\
'''Manny''': They're not your kids, Sid. Take 'em back. You're not meant to be a parent.\\
'''Sid''': Why not?\\
'''Manny''': First sign: stealing someone else's eggs. Second sign: one of them almost became an omelet.\\
'''Ellie''': Sid, somebody's probably worried sick looking for them.\\
'''Sid''': No! They were underground in ice! If it wasn't for me, they'd be...[[{{Pun}} eggcicles]]\\
'''Manny''': Sid, I know what you're going through. You're gonna have a family too someday. You're gonna meet a nice girl with...uh, low standards...no real options...or sense of smell...\\
(''Sid scowls, offended by Manny's words'')\\
'''Ellie''': What Manny means to say is--\\
'''Sid''': No, no, I get it! I'll take them back. You have ''your'' family, and I'm better off alone...by myself. (''puts the eggs in a sled, starts to slide away'') A fortress of solitude in the ice! Forever! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment A lone, lonely loner!]] (''begins to leave'')\\
'''Manny''': That's a ''lot'' of aloneness.\\
'''Sid''': ''PRECISELY!''
* This gem:
-->'''Sid''': I see somebody else who has a bun in the oven!\\
'''Pudgy Beaver''': Oh! ''I'M NOT PREGNANT!'' [''whacks Sid on the head with a stick'']\\
'''Sid''': Ouch! That's too bad. You'd make a wonderful mother! \\
[''gets hit again'']
** What's better is that Sid is in 100% SincerityMode towards the rude fat beaver.

* The Scrat vs. Scratte rivalry
** When Scrat first encounters Scratte for the first time LouRawls' ''You'll Never Find'' starts playing as Scrat gazes smitten with her...followed by a RecordNeedleScratch as soon as he sees her holding his acorn.
* At the climax during the final battle with Rudy, Diego passes by the same ''Ankylosaurus'' that attacked him and the others earlier, whimpering in utter fear behind a bush.
-->'''Diego''': Wuss!
* Diego fighting Guanlongs while Ellie is in labor.
-->'''Diego''': Whoo! [[MeaningfulEcho My paws are burning, baby! They're burnin'! I got tip toe. Tippy toe! Tippy toe!]]\\
'''Ellie''': Excuse me, twinkle-toes! Givin' birth here!\\
'''Diego''': Sorry. [[AskAStupidQuestion You okay?]]\\
'''Ellie''': ''Am I okay?!'' Do you know ''anything'' about childbirth?!\\
'''Diego''': Uh... no, not really. But Manny's coming.\\
'''Ellie''': Diego, I'm scared. Can I please hold your paw?\\
'''Diego''': Yeah, of course...\\
''(Ellie grabs Diego's paw with her trunk and starts squeezing it'' real ''hard)''\\
'''Diego''': ''(pained)'' Just...go...with...the pain!\\
'''Ellie''': ''(suddenly lets go of Diego's paw)'' AAAAH!\\
'''Diego''': It's just a contraction.\\
'''Ellie''': No. AAAAH! ''(points to a ''Guanlong ''stalking behind Diego)''
** One scene switch later...
--->'''Ellie''': You can do it! Push! ''Push!''\\
'''Diego''': ''[in a pose that looks like a woman's giving birth]'' I can't do it!\\
'''Ellie:''' Just one more big push!\\
'''Diego:''' You have no idea what I'm going through! ''(cut to a shot where it's revealed Diego is pushing the Guanlongs with a log)'' Okay, [[OpenMouthInsertFoot forget I said that]].
* Buck overhears Manny's concerns about not being a good friend to Sid and chimes in with this glorious comment.
-->'''Buck:''' Better friend, are you pluckin' my whiskers? You risked your life, your mate and your baby to save your buddy! Not the best husband or father... but a darn good friend!

''(everyone looks at Buck, then they all laugh, including Buck)''

-->'''Ellie''': You can do it! Push! ''Push!''\\

-->'''Sid:''' No, no, no. We do not eat live animals, period. ''(Sid walks to the edge of a cliff, the ''Archaeopteryx ''realizes what's he's gonna do and starts frantically trying to free itself from his grasp)'' Now, go! Fly! Be free! ''(tosses the'' Archaeopteryx ''off, only for the proto-bird to plummet down)'' ...little flightless bird. ''(a'' Pterodactylus ''snatches the falling'' Archaeopteryx'', eating it in one bite)'' My bad.

'''"Skull 1":''' Totally bonkers!

'''"Skull 1":''' Totally bonkers!\\
''(a third skull on Buck's foot appears)''\\

* Sid intends on raising the baby ''T. rex'' as vegetarians, and he objects to Momma trying to feed them with an ''Archaeopteryx'', especially when it turns out to be still alive and jumps onto his arms in panic.

--->'''Buck''': Hello? No...no, I can't talk right now. Yeah, I'm trying to recover a dead sloth. Heh heh. ''(sticks his tooth-knife into a wall and gives the "one minute" sign)'' No, they're following me! I know! They think ''I'm'' crazy. Okay...we're going into the Chasm of Death. I'm gonna lose ya...Yeah, I love you too. Alright, goodbye. Goodbye. ''(throws the rock away and grabs his knife)'' Okay, follow me!\\
'''Manny''': (to Diego) That's you in three weeks.

''(Diego looks at Manny in confusion, before they all begin laughing again)''

--->'''Manny''': (to Diego) That's you in three weeks.

** His skull ventriloquism act, which escalates into a self-argument.

'''Ellie''': No. AAAAH! ''(points to a'' Guanlong ''stalking behind Diego)''

'''Diego:''' You have no idea what I'm going through!\\
''(cut to a shot where it's revealed Diego is pushing the Guanlongs with a log)''\\
'''Diego:''' Okay, [[OpenMouthInsertFoot forget I said that]].

-->'''Sid:''' No, no, no. We do not eat live animals, period. ''(Sid walks to the edge of a cliff, the'' Archaeopteryx ''realizes what's he's gonna do and starts frantically trying to free itself from his grasp)'' Now, go! Fly! Be free! ''(tosses the'' Archaeopteryx ''off, only for the proto-bird to plummet down)'' ...little flightless bird. ''(a'' Pterodactylus ''snatches the falling'' Archaeopteryx'', eating it in one bite)'' My bad.

'''Ellie''': AAAAH!\\

'''Diego''': Uh... no, not really. But Manny's on his way here right now.

''(cut to a shot where it's revealed Diego is pushing the Guanlongs with a log)''

'''Ellie:''' Talk to the trunk.\\

'''"Skull 3":''' ''[[NoYou You]]'' [[NoYou shut up.]]\\

'''"Skull 3":''' [[NoYou You shut up.]]\\

-->'''Sid:''' No, no, no. We do not eat live animals, period.\\
''(Sid walks to the edge of a cliff, the'' Archaeopteryx ''realizes what's he's going to do and starts frantically trying to free itself from his grasp)''\\
'''Sid:''' Now, go! Fly! Be free! ''(tosses the'' Archaeopteryx ''off, only for the proto-bird to plummet down)'' ...little flightless bird.\\
''(a'' Pterodactylus ''snatches the falling'' Archaeopteryx'', eating it in one bite)''\\
'''Sid:''' ''(sheepishly)'' My bad.
* "Nobody move a muscle." ''(one mole-hog runs away screaming)''

* "Nobody move a muscle." ''({{beat}}; one mole-hog runs away screaming)''

* "Nobody move a muscle." *One mole-hog runs away screaming*

-->'''Buck''': ''(while giving the pterodactyl mouth to mouth) Tastes like fish.

--->"Sid was eating broccoli. Dinosaur eats Sid. Dinosaur steps on broccoli, leaving broccoli a vegetable."

'''Manny''': First sign: stealing someone else's eggs. Second sign: [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking one of them almost became an omelet.]]\\

--->'''Sid:''' No, no, no. We do not eat live animals, period.\\

'''Buck:''' Why, you little--! ''(starts strangling his foot with the skull, dropping the other two skulls)''

--->'''Buck:''' Now, who's hungry?\\

'''"Skull 1:''' And plus, their guide is a lunatic!\\

-->'''Buck:''' Now, who's hungry?\\