History Funny / Homestuck

For moments from ''Webcomic/Homestuck2'', go [[Funny/Homestuck2 here]].

* From the album art for Frog Hunt: [[http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/frog-hunt POOR DAVE!]]
* Not long after ''Alternia'' was released, Andrew announced that another album was already in the works. What did it turn out to be? [[http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/squiddles A Squiddles album!]]
* [[https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/gamegrl-original-1993-mix GameGrl]]. StylisticSuck at its finest.

* In the post-game official snapchat, we have the little HalloweenEpisode. Most notably [[http://mspa-snapchat.tumblr.com/post/152563775040/happy-halloween would be Jake]] dressed up as a [[Film/{{Avatar}} Na'vi]]. And by "dressed up", we mean [[NakedPeopleAreFunny pretty much completely naked except for a loincloth, blue paint and a fake tail taped to his bare behind]]. John's caption and Rose and Kanaya's reactions really sell the moment.

[[folder:Meta & Fan Content]]
* From the Homestuck wiki, [[http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Sweet_Bro_and_Hella_Jeff the plot summaries for each episode of]] Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff are quite a delight to behold.

* A fan on the forums by the name of Lotus wrote a ''15 page'' '''research paper''' on the ship teasing between John and Rose. The panel immediately after this featured a lotus in the book Rose was reading, before proceeding to be a ridiculously ship teasing conversation. [[https://web.archive.org/web/20110312080204/http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?32567-Shippy-McShipperton-s-House-of-Ships-%28FedoraFreak-x-Ghost-Cosbytop-OTP%29&p=4286244 A link to the requisite]] ''doctoral thesis''.
** As if it wasn't funny enough, [[HilariousInHindsight many updates after that paper was written]] Rose and Kanaya hook up in a committed relationship, singlehandedly destroying the entire paper's thesis.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj78CPBfMfM This poor guy's reaction]] to the absolute terror known as ''[s] Jade: Wake Up'', in a schadenfreude sort of way.
--->'''kyouger:''' ''[[LittleNo stop]]''
** "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laZBXoR1XrM No! Not doof!]]"
* An [[http://www.fourthwallgifs.com/ MSPA GIF site]] has appeared (hilariously) ripping off [[http://www.gif.tv/ another comedy site]].

** [[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/191032-homestuck Cool guys don't look at explosions.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrv0CGThaFM Cake ft. Jake.]] That is all. Saying anything else would ruin the surprise.

* [[http://sonnetstuck.tumblr.com/post/15130964351/green-eggs-and-dead-a-homestuck-storybook Green Eggs and DEAD]] This fanmade comic turns the glut of character deaths into [[BloodyHilarious hilarity.]]
** And [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R99Bgfp5Pqw it's been voiced]]!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqDm-9VA-BI Here's]] what Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy has to say about trolls.

** And now we wait. >:D

* While we're looking at Tumblr, you should also check out [[http://what-the-fuck-is-homestuck.tumblr.com What the Fuck is Homestuck,]] where one girl chronicles her reactions right throughout the entirety of the comic, only catching up early into Act 6. She loves using a copious amount of gifs from all sorts of sources, especially when she overexcited.
** It's especially funny from the perspective of one who's read the comic: right from meeting him, she hates Gamzee, which just makes her reaction to his [[MonsterClown freakout]] in Act 5 Act 2 a hilarious ForegoneConclusion.
** Not to mention her reaction to finding out her starsign is Capricorn, as well.
--> [=WtFiH=]: Correct! My star sign is Capricorn! However, Gamzee is- what- wait... oh, ''oh FUCK ME.''
*** In a hilarious coincidence, the same thing happened in [[http://so-i-am-reading-homestuck.tumblr.com/ another reaction blog]]. In this case, the author is quite skeeved out by Equius and is [[http://so-i-am-reading-homestuck.tumblr.com/post/12607564894/also-nepeta-what-do-you-think-of-nepeta-also-what asked what his sign is]]...
---> SIARH: [...] Sagittarius
---> SIARH: …wait
---> SIARH: FUCK
** She also loves [[AltText using the tags]] for extra effect. Sometimes they're [[http://what-the-fuck-is-homestuck.tumblr.com/post/21121206906 funnier]] than the main post.
** Recently she wrote a ''poem'' about Caliborn shooting Gamzee titled '''True Happiness'''. It must be [[http://what-the-fuck-is-homestuck.tumblr.com/post/87998586971/a-poem-about-gamzee-getting-shot-repeatedly-with-a read]] to be believed.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxRzR63adPo Good lard... Jegus]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GOh18uZBlw This video]] seems innocent enough to the casual viewer, but for any ''Homestuck'' fan...
** On a related note, [[http://karkatvantass.tumblr.com/post/11716966071/im-not-really-one-for-bucket-jokes-but-the this poster, merchandise for the book in that video]]. ''These are all over elementary schools in the US.''
** Then, there's [[http://www.booksamillion.com/p/Filled-Bucket-Today/Carol-Mccloud/9780978507510 this book]]. At first glance, it seems like an innocent book for kids about how they can be happy in their daily lives. However, a Homestuck fan would find this not-so-innocent. To make things worse, there are similarly-titled books about "filling buckets" and "daily happiness" in the same title and/or book cover.
* [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-fbi-finally-recognizes-juggalos-as-a-national,64193/ This article]] about the Juggalos had someone comment in character [[https://news.avclub.com/1800035867 as Gamzee]]. Then, [[https://news.avclub.com/1800035888 Karkat showed up]]. Then [[https://news.avclub.com/1800035921 Nepeta joined]] in on the commenting, followed by Kanaya (replying to Nepeta).
* Andrew Hussie's personality in general; you may bear witness to his humour on formspring or other social networking sites.

* [[http://totalspiffage.tumblr.com/post/23572063938/the-dirkjake-chorus-bad-horse-chorus-parody The DirkJake Chorus (Bad Horse Chorus Parody).]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pB38Q3bdAE John and Dave discussing curse words]] and why they're not a big deal, then replacing the swears with more sanitary language, culminating in John yelling "SEX YOU!" while flipping the bird.
** The crowner is when Bro shows up to admonish them for their [[GoshDangItToHeck "foul"]] language.
* [[http://commandobunny.deviantart.com/art/Fully-justified-197397852 Behold, the REAL reason Jadesprite was always crying]].
-->[[ReverseHarem A host of Dave butlers; what more could a dead girl want?]]
* [[http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/ke$hastuck Ke$hastuck]]: When the MSPA website went down for a few days the fandom went a little more insane than usual and made a world where living (Ke$ha; Music/LadyGaga), dead (Kurt Cobain), and fictional (Vocaloid; Gorillaz) musicians replaced the kids. May have something do do with Ke$ha's latest single being called [[AnyoneCanDie "Die Young"]] and her acting like a LadyDrunk like Roxy. Post-Trickster Mode bonus: Her newest single [[http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/keha/cmon.html C'mon]] mentions lollypops.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-d0x5IUgvg "Raging Bull"]], in which Tavros celebrates his new found ability to walk and assert himself...by ''[[TheDogBitesBack terrorizing all of the other Trolls]]''. It's all a mix of hilarious and [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome awesome]] but Terezi's line at the end is what really sells it.
* I never expected my first sighting of ''Homestuck'' outside of the internet or convention photos would be in ''ComicStrip/SlylockFox'' in [[http://i.imgur.com/TD2vh.gif the Sunday Funnies]]. Then again [[http://i.imgur.com/DNcEj.gif fanart]] [[http://i.imgur.com/oKUv1.gif has been submitted before]] (okay, the last one's official art from a [[Webcomic/{{Sonichu}} comic]], but the author's not the one who submitted it). Congratulations Terezi! And thanks [[FanGirl Chloe]], age 15.
** Likewise, my second sighting was in the 4/12/13 issue of ''Entertainment Weekly''[='s=] back page: a godtier Aradia cosplayer representing [[FanBoy "Everything you missed at Wondercon"]] on the very edge of the Bulls-eye -- still cooler than "Kim Kardashian's cameo in ''Creator/TylerPerry[='s=] Temptation'', which was just barely off the board.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A53AHe7yORg Accurate representation of any fan's reaction to Homestuck]]
* [[http://sonnetstuck.tumblr.com/post/16805323001 Sandwichsprite]].
* The coloring for the funny pages here now feels reminiscent of Trickster Mode.
* Similar to the book listed above, we have [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEWQRr6T-_g this commercial]]. It helps that it sounds sexual even if you don't read Homestuck.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8HOWTja_s John and Dave Play Sburb]]. Manages to integrate audio clips from WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay into Homestuck events ''beautifully''.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEqek6Th6O8 No. You go home and RE-EVALUATE YOUR FUCKING LIFE! YOU BOUGHT A SMART CAR!]] Karkat's expression is what really sells it.
* [[http://ceruleancynic.tumblr.com/post/43690154901/variablejabberwocky-jumpingjacktrash This]] Trollmegle conversation. A roleplayer of an obnoxious fanmade lovechild of John and Karkat has a run-in with an absolutely flawless Dave roleplayer. The results must be seen to be believed. Seriously, is this a roleplayer or the actual Dave Strider? Also to be found on the SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome page.
--->'''Dave''': what if im gay
--->'''Dave''': what if im into sheep
--->'''Dave''': [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs what if im into gay sheep]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4GQpenTDvU Karkat knew Jack was trouble when he walked in]].
* Some of the... [[http://myhairisademon.tumblr.com/post/48149033329/beardstuck rather]] [[http://serratedraptor.tumblr.com/post/48173116488/yep odd]] [[http://spatul.tumblr.com/image/48398522619 things]] the fandom got up to during the hiatus.

* Some of [[http://shubbabang.tumblr.com/ this]] Website/{{Tumblr}} user's Homestuck comics involve the trolls trying to do human activities (most of the time trying to run a business) and [[HilarityEnsues failing spectacularly]]:
** "[[http://shubbabang.tumblr.com/post/33456252212/what-if-storestuck Storestuck]]". From Feferi flat-out threatening someone into taking care of their fish properly to Nepeta discovering catnip, there's plenty of laughs to go around.
--->'''Karkat:''' EXCUSE ME, BUT DO I LOOK LIKE THE HELP DESK? I'M HERE TO TAKE YOUR MONEY AND GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE STORE.
** "[[http://shubbabang.tumblr.com/post/33979255730/the-journey-continues-as-the-trolls-try-to-hold Restaurantstuck]]" has the trolls [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin attempting to hold jobs at a restaurant.]] Highlights include the RunningGag of Terezi struggling to find a booth, Sollux hacking the manager's Website/{{Facebook}} account, and Jade suggesting they set the place on fire[[spoiler: moments before that actually happens]].
--->'''Aradia:''' Alright, [[OvercomplicatedMenuOrder table 3 wants the soup of the day with the special hold the onions, extra spice cooked well done with a side of fruit, no strawberries, and the other wants the salmon lightly seasoned and grilled.]]
--->''(beat)''
--->'''Gamzee:''' cHiCkEn [=NuGgEtS=] iT iS tHeN.
** "[[http://shubbabang.tumblr.com/post/34594784879/someone-suggested-armyplatoonstuck-so-why-not Platoonstuck]]". Not even ''the military'' is immune to their insanity.
--->'''Terezi:''' 3R1D4N, [=C4N 1 US3 YOUR SN1P3R R1FL3? 1 W4NT TO PR4CT1C3 W1TH 1T.=]
--->'''Eridan:''' ...are you kidding?
--->'''Terezi:''' 1 DO NOT [=K1D=].
--->'''Eridan:''' pretty sure you need some fuckin eyesight to use a sniper rifle.
--->''(beat)''
--->'''Terezi:''' [=TH4T W4S H1GHLY OFF3NS1V3, NOW G1V3 M3 TH3 GUN B3FOR3 1 K1CK YOU 1N TH3 SH1N.=]
** "[[http://shubbabang.tumblr.com/post/44655588668/this-shits-so-long-its-going-under-a-readmore Hotel Fruity Rumpus]]". Not only do they flood the first floor, but they also ''scare off potential guests''. And then there's this exchange:
--->'''Aradia:''' Equius, you're the valet, right?
--->'''Equius:''' D--> Yes.
--->'''Aradia:''' Okay, why are all the cars really far away?
--->'''Equius:''' D--> I have been arranging them by b100d color.
--->'''Aradia:''' Equius they've all had the same blood color.
--->'''Equius:''' D--> E%actly. ''(All the cars are against one side of the parking lot)'' D--> There were no more spaces so I stacked them.
** "[[http://shubbabang.tumblr.com/post/31354283776/what-if-the-trolls-suddenly-lived-on-earth-for Amusement Parkstuck]]" features the trolls' [[SerialEscalation most blazingly incompetent performance yet]]: Equius accidentally destroys the strength tester, Feferi puts cuttlefish in the swimming pool, and Eridan butchers the "saw the woman in half" magic trick, and that was only from [[spoiler:'''one goddamn day''']] of working there. [[BrickJoke And then the strength tester bell clocks Karkat in the head.]]
--->'''Sollux:''' you called about maiintenance?
--->'''Karkat:''' YEAH, THESE ASSHOLES HAVE BEEN STUCK UPSIDE DOWN FOR A WHILE.
--->'''Sollux:''' how long would "a whiile" be?
--->'''Karkat:''' ABOUT HALF AN HOUR. THEY'RE FINE. [[VerbalBackspace OKAY MOST OF THEM ARE.]] THAT KID IN THE MIDDLE CAR HASN'T BEEN MOVING.
** And [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sllFtM8OH4 yes,]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyReAzKxUnU they've]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvdKeZTRkWU all]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmFl2Sf8NF8 been]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDOu0EqVNI0 dubbed]] for your viewing pleasure!
*** Making the aforementioned Platoonstuck even funnier is that all of Terezi's lines end up sounding wildly different depending on where the video is viewed.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TyoF-Xoza8 Karkat mourning on a cliff.]] While that description could make for a Tear Jerker, [[WebVideo/JonTron what he's saying however...]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnz6uY1Ug2M Operation Dirk]], a cosplay skit from NärCon 2013 (Norwegian, but with English subtitles), where the Alpha kids are trying to find where Dirk has gone... and all the while Jake is trying to star in a musical.
* Oh lord. This Gigapause is not going [[http://callino-fucking-way.tumblr.com/post/64340367478/did-someone-say-gigapause to]] [[http://drewspooks.tumblr.com/post/64416151357/turntechdickbutt-thespoopmaid end]] [[http://i.imgur.com/KLwkWRQ.jpg well]], if this is day 1.
* [[http://msparp.com/chat/5bc4e1a221d0438583c8b3e3740b841a/log This]] parp chat between Feferi and Eridan.
* [[WebOriginal/{{Fandomstuck}} Fandomstuck.]] [[AnthropomorphicPersonification It's basically personified fandoms interacting with each other.]] [[HilarityEnsues And it's glorious.]]
* How it the Sufferer's final sermon [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgrUy720Dhw actually happened.]]
* [[http://msparp.com/chat/6cfacefd3355437c85af7481288e73e4/log This MSPARP log.]] There's something inherently funny about [[TheComicallySerious Darkleer]] talking to a grub!Kurloz.
* "Let's Read Homestuck" has for the most part done a superb job of translating the webcomic into a video format, but they finally ran into something during the [o]ntermission they couldn't work around. So they ad-libbed:
-->'''Doc Scratch''': To be less precise, 8^y. Which, if you were to type it out, [[DontExplainTheJoke would form a facsimile of the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff sign]]. [[MemeticMutation I told you bro. I told you about those sight gags that don't translate to video.]]
** Doc Scratch did it again with his "supply of forward arrows", saying that he is [[CatchPhrase an excellent host]] "even if you are watching Homestuck in a video format on Youtube and have no idea what I am talking about".
** It seems that LRH's Doc Scratch is an veritable master of comedy, since even after he ''dies'' he manages to be hilarious; in the Alpha session, GCAT meows in the good Doctor's voice! You could say that GCAT is a [[StealthPun Cat Scratch]].
** The announcement of the Dancestor voice actors was done by the trolls, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0FwppAjA7U in character]], lead by Karkat himself. This naturally lead to some great lines.
--->'''PAST Terezi''': [=B3S1D3S, 3V3N 1 H4V3 TH3 L1ST. HOW 4R3 TH3Y JUST NOW G3TT1NG TO TH3 4NNOUNC3M3NT=]?\\
'''CURRENT Karkat''': I DON'T KNOW, [[SelfDeprecation WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME THESE ASSCLOWNS]] [[ScheduleSlip DRAGGED THEIR FEET ON SOMETHING]]. WHICH IS ALL THE MORE REASON WE SHOULD BE TAKING ON THIS IMPORTANT DUTY OURSELVES.
* In early July 2014, Website/FourChan raided Website/{{Tumblr}}, as 4chan is wont to do. They flooded some of the most popular tags (#frozen, #feminism, etc) with gore and weird porn. Then... they tried the same thing with the ''Homestuck'' fandom only [[http://vinylapocalypse.tumblr.com/post/90867648630/miktheflier-we-did-it-guys-homestuck-is-so to find]] that Homestuck [[http://33.media.tumblr.com/f922a3a87f22640bf6262399888da134/tumblr_n8aw6mhcVx1rdd21xo1_1280.jpg has]] so much gore and weird porn ''[[https://33.media.tumblr.com/af2f34e196804a8cceab67f0237b6fd9/tumblr_n8dqz0Z08i1tci322o1_250.gif already]]'' that they were thrown for a [[http://31.media.tumblr.com/39a6ae6ea6c6038d5622a5b8140cab59/tumblr_n89ev1MOw81r8q3eno1_1280.png complete loop.]]
-->'''miktheflier''': We did it guys. Homestuck is so weird, even 4chan doesn't know how to weird out Homestucks.
* While [[http://chesuka.tumblr.com/post/54812198732 this]] is mostly just a [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]], it has funny moments. For example:
-->'''Paper:''' My dad is smart because:
-->'''Karkat''': He's *MY* dad!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoJs-5INGCg All of this]]. Between John learning that Trolls of both genders get periods and that [[HairTriggerTemper Karkat]] is always on his, Vriska's [[EvenEvilHasStandards disturbed]] reaction to Karkat [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness suddenly being nice to her]], Tavros acting as a [[LemonyNarrator very uninterested sounding narrator]], Karkat and Sollux's [[spoiler:ShotgunWedding]], the way Karkat pronounces "[[spoiler:baby]]"...
* All the extremely bizarre videos made by [[https://www.youtube.com/user/randyswanston133 this guy]]. {{Random Events Plot}}s abound, characters get killed off and brought back randomly, AR is the president for some reason, John is an EldritchAbomination, Equius cheats on Nepeta [[BestialityIsDepraved with a horse]], Karkat is a butterfly, Aradia and Eridan want to be Pooh Bear when they grow up, etc., etc.
** In one episode, Karkat's hive catches fire and his first concern is that [[SkewedPriorities his movies will burn]]. What really makes this one funny is that such a reaction might not be entirely out of character for Karkat.
* Most if not all of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru64ocnb87M this cosplay skit]] of Terezi, Dave and Rose holding a KangarooCourt against Eridan, Kanaya, Vriska and Gamzee. It's a laugh riot all over:
** Terezi's unconventional lawyering skills.
** Vriska gushing over Kanaya's beating of her and Gamzee and killing of Eridan. And Vriska's [[LargeHam performance in general]]; she has been compared to [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Peridot]] by several commenters.
** Aradia's testimony:
--> "I think he was holding a jar of mind honey... Oh! And then he killed me!"
** Terezi telling the JokerJury to declare Vriska either guilty or ''guilty''.
** Equius gets distracted in the middle of a story (about his own death) by talking about a slain musclebeast he found.
** The revelation that [[spoiler:it was all just an elaborate [=FLARPing=] session and nobody's actually going to be hanged]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aouUwp7xIy0 Rhinos! We've been shipping rhinos!]]

* How to make zodiac jokes funnier: Have the trolls act them out. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkHa_LBAlrg When they're drunk,]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZOjElhwbB0 how they express love,]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLrol8a-Q1A how they carve pumpkins]].
* [[http://jesterca.tumblr.com/post/123590301566/ahahahahahahahahahahahaha Tavros' dancing]] accompanied by [[Music/MCHammer "U Can't Touch This"]].
* [S] Dirk: Synchronize + Unite syncs up surprisingly well with the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmFN9PGjHLk William Tell Overture]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wMj7QQUccY VICTORY SCREECH!]]
* [[http://iamnotamuffin.tumblr.com/post/142921354052/mikkynga-maybe-when-ur-boss-has-a-twin Calliope meets The Felt]].
* [[http://iamnotamuffin.tumblr.com/post/98989167512/goobertrooper-locrianrose-homestuckoh-my Jane and Dirk like to mess with people]].
* Someone posted a [[http://www.amazon.com/Harry-Anderson-Wise-Street-Screen/dp/0915181258/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1461639304&sr=8-3&keywords=Harry+anderson review]] for ''Harry Anderson: Wise Guy from the Street to the Screen'' in character as John.
* [[http://iamnotamuffin.tumblr.com/post/145371307067/scarvenrot-dasmuskel-this-was-just-about-one In which Dave looks for]] [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Squidward]].
* [[http://socks-and-notebooks.deviantart.com/art/hero-of-sweethearts-285083068 This comic]] shows what happened when Nepeta found a box of Sweethearts on Valentine's Day. While Karkat's scene at the end is heartwarming, It shows what the hearts of every other troll said. Which are mostly puns, and a couple of flat-out rejections.
* Users of the [=mspaintadventures=] [[TheWikiRule wiki]] who visited the site at the [[AprilFoolsDay start of the month of April]] would find a HostileShowTakeover... Courtney of ''WebComic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff'', whose signature color palette makes the wiki ''borderline unreadable''.
-->April 1st, 2020 - Ahhahahaahaha we are all STUNK at HOME dudes WHO EVEN th EVEN THINKS OF THAT\\
It's hate stonks month, the month we all rebember tha-t maybe there right..... th\\
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** The wiki's description was also changed to: "The wiki about Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, and [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg some other shit]] too I guess".

* [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-fbi-finally-recognizes-juggalos-as-a-national,64193/ This article]] about the Juggalos had someone comment in character as Gamzee (find it near the middle of the third page of comments). Then, Karkat showed up. Then Nepeta joined in on the commenting, followed by Kanaya.

'''John''' well... i guess you probably can't do the windy thing, bit that's ok! you can be my trusty sidekick. i'll handle all the windy stuff.\\