History Funny / HomestarRunner

'''Homestar:''' Uh oh Strong Bad... You're entering a world of pain.\\

* Any of the treats you give Strong Bad (dressed as Franchise/CarmenSandiego).

---> "Ooh, Jorjyfruits! Oh, I mean Jerjyfrorts. I mean, ''(straining)'' GEORGIE FRORGIE! ''(normal voice)'' George Foreman?
* Give Homestar (dressed as Series/TheGreatestAmericanHero) some circus peanuts and he'll sing Entrance of the Gladiators and dance, to which the door closes. The doorbell then rings - open the door, and he's still outside singing and dancing.

-->'''Rather Dashing:''' I don't like food anymore!

* The King of Town eating Marzipan's candy-corn-shaped Halloween lights

'''King of Town:''' Stop what? I don't do nothing!

'''Strong Bad:''' ''(imitates buzzer again and hangs up)''
** His third attempt:
---> '''Homestar:''' Oh, hello, Marzipan. This is Strong Bad.\\

** His third attempt:

'''Strong Bad:''' ''(imitates buzzer and hangs up the phone)''

--> '''Senor Cardgage''': I'm sorry, Bridget, but can I [[{{Malaproper}} steep some identificaption]]?

--> '''Narration''': [[{{Understatement}} Dijjery Do's plan backfired.]]\\
'''Strong Bad''': Uh, yeah. You think? Sure you didn't want to use more adjectives there? Like "catastrophically [[BuffySpeak head-chunkularly]]" backfired, maybe?

--> '''Coach Z'''': Hey dere, kids! I'm the Drive-Thru Whale! '''I'LL CHOP OFF YER LEGS!!'''
--> '''Strong Sad''': Sometimes it seems like you're ''trying'' to go to prison, Coach Z.
--> '''Coach Z''': Hey, three square meals a day!

--> '''Strong Bad''': Thar she blows, The Cheat! Aim for the blowhole!\\
'''The Cheat''': ''(questioning noises)''\\
'''Strong Bad''': What? Whoa, [[BaitAndSwitch I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale costume.]] Yeah, shoot him too!

--> '''Coach Z''': Well hey 'dere, fellow mascot! I didn't know you were the smokin' type.
--> '''Strong Bad''': Sssh! I'm not! But Bubs only gives me one of each kind of break. I've already used pee, coffee, and maternity leave today... and this is a white crayon.

---> '''Strong Bad''': I dunno. Maybe he's just going to use the ATM machine.\\
'''Strong Mad''': [[NoIndoorVoice THAT'S REDUNDANT!]]

-->'''(Narrator) Strong Bad''': Let's go on an inordinately long walk.\\
'''Character 2''': Atadabudbeh—\\
'''Strong Bad''': With absolutely... [[TranquilFury no talking.]]\\
'''Character 1[[note]](in-show Strong Bad)[[/note]]''': Beeboblahbup—\\
'''Strong Bad''': I said, with ''absolutely''... no talking.

--> '''Strong Bad''': You've got an ugly butt, And a stupid... butt.

--> '''Strong Bad''': Marzipan, look: this is Goatface. I have a goat for a face. Like, not that I have a goat's head for a face, or that my head is a goat's head — like, my face is an entire goat. So, anyways, I was calling you ups 'cause I wanted to join your Goatface Club! Since you've got quite a goat face yourself, I figured you'd be the go-to guy, or gal. It's hard to tell with that goat face of yours. Anyways, my number is (''imitates a goat'') eeeeeh-uhhh! So gimme a call back! We can compare goat faces, though I can't imagine... that yours... your- is- pret-... you're ugly... Marzipan. This is Strong Bad, and you're ugly.

-->'''Homestar''': I think what Strong Bad's ''really'' trying to say is, "Oh, Holy Crap!"

-->'''Homestar''': Go on...
-->'''Strong Bad''': ''(clears throat; mumbling)'' Happy Mother's Day.
-->'''Homestar''': Whaaaaat?
-->'''Strong Bad''': ''(slightly louder, but still low)'' Happy Mother's Day.
-->'''Homestar''': ''(singsong voice)'' We can't hear you!
-->'''Strong Bad''': ''(exploding)'' '''''HAPPY FREAKIN' MOTHER'S DAY!!!!!!'''''

-->'''Coach Z''': Yes, good old my favorite type o' guy who I'm just all the time hangin' around and doin' stuff with, Bubs!\\

-->'''Bubs''': (through a megaphone for the duration of this scene) [[TakeThat Coach Z, you jerk!]]\\
'''Marzipan''': (''shocked, slightly sympathetic'') Ohhh.\\
'''Bubs''': Coach Z... you jerk!\\
'''Coach Z''': Oh, I see then...\\
'''Bubs''': Coach Z...\\
'''Coach Z''': That's very...\\
'''Bubs''': (''more emphasis'') ''You jerk!''\\
'''Coach Z''': [[{{Understatement}} Overt.]]

-->'''Marzipan''': Always a hit with the ladies, that Pom Pom. And [[UnpopularPopularCharacter never a hit with anyone]], it's Homsar! (unsurprised) Oh, and there's another Homsar.\\

'''Homestar:''' [deadpan, annoyed] Hi, bee...

-->'''Coach Z''': (as Strong Mad walks past, carrying the building on himself) Well, it looks like Bubs has come to his senses and entered a proper float in the parade. 'Attaboy, Bubs!
-->'''Marzipan''': I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' Concession Stand.
-->'''Coach Z''': Oh. [[LaserGuidedKarma Serves him right, then.]]

-->'''King of Town''': I dressed up as my favorite candy.\\
'''Strong Bad''': Umm, I'm pretty sure those were erasers.

-->'''Strong Bad''': Uhh, why does this feel... weird?
-->'''Homestar''': What are you talking about? We stand around in the snow in Decemberween costumes every year. It's our thing. It's what we do.
-->'''Strong Bad''': Are you sure? I think we may have gotten our... [[AccidentalInnuendo weens crossed]]...
-->'''Strong Sad''': (''mildly disturbed'') Can you please {{never say that again}}?!

-->'''Homestar''': (''singing'') Oh-oh-oh, Santam'n is a blade man\\

-->'''Dangeresque''': It's one part Hot Jones, a shot of your favorite Hard Ones, and some liquid smoke. It's the new punkin spice!\\

--> '''Strong Bad''': Late 90's CG snack-bomination'd!

--> '''Strong Bad''': ''(strumming a guitar)'' You're the only one that came\\

--> '''Strong Bad''': Why, if it isn't Carmen Sandiego Murder Your Family Strong Bad! That is certainly a... personal twist... one could put on a costume.

--> '''Strong Bad''': ''("mom" voice)'' Now, little Parblegreggy, we told you if you drop your phone again and crack the screen, you're going to have to dress up as the King of Town this year! ''(normal voice)'' And if it happens again, so help me, you will dress up as Monkey D next year!\\

--> '''Strong Bad''': Ah! You unethical monsters! I can't even comment on what great Homestar and Strong Bad costumes those are! Because you've done the unspeakable! You crossbred Marzipan with Marshie!\\

'''Marshiepan''': Heya there Homestar! I'm your new best girl, Marshiepan!\\

'''Homestar''': Wah! Real fruit flavor!

--> '''Homestar''': It's General Buttweesimo Twice-Times Removed Shoulderthingies! He's rumored to upwards of six bucks!

--> '''Strong Bad''': ''(screaming)'' WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THE CHEFS?! THERE'S SOME KIND OF CHEF WALLPAPER! AND A CHEF CLOCK! AND SOME KIND OF BAKER PAINTING-THING! IT'S TOO MUCH! DIAL IT BACK!

-->'''Homestar Runner''': Oh, hello. Welcome to homestarrunner.net!\\
'''Director''': It's "dot com".\\
'''Homestar Runner''': Oh, right. Homestarrunner.net--[[ComicallyMissingThePoint it's dot com]]!

--> '''Homestar''': Okay, this time I'm totally gonna get it. Seriously you guys.
--> '''Director''': ...go ahead, we're rolling.
--> '''Homestar''': Oh! I am Homestar, and [[CaptainObvious This is A Website]]!

-->'''Narrator''': And now, Strong Bad—\\
'''Strong Bad''': ''(interrupting, quickly)'' —butchers the—\\
'''Narrator''': Classics.

-->'''Strong Bad''': You're so stupid! What a moron! You're so dumb! You didn't get any right! That's so pathetic!

-->'''Bubs:''' You sound all fat, depressing and [[Creator/EdgarAllanPoe Allan Poe]]. And you're gonna be real po' if you don't pay that late fee! ''(laughs)'' Shop at Bubs'!

* In an Easter egg, Bubs calls to remind Marzipan that she is overdue to return a video rental of ''V.I. Warshawski'', which he claims is still a new release (he charges three dollars a day). He also questions what happened to her voice.

* Homsar leaves a message, thanking Marzipan for sending him flowers while he was in the hospital (presumably as a result of [[Recap/StrongBadEmailE2Homsar being crushed by a Heavy Lourde). "I'm feelin' much better now, but I still can't feel my leeegs! Okay, bye-dee-bye."

* Homsar leaves a message, thanking Marzipan for sending him flowers while he was in the hospital. "I'm feelin' much better now, but I still can't feel my leeegs! Okay, bye-dee-bye."

* Strong Bad's usual prank call is a blatant attempt to steal cable from Marzipan by posing as "Cablem'n Jorge". This is followed up by a message in which Strong Bad makes a half-hearted attempt to convince Marzipan that tofu is actually made from baby seal meat, then hastily adds "I think you should listen to your cableman."

'''Homestar:''' Oh well. It's still the second-best 500 bucks I ever spent.

* Later Strong Bad makes another attempt at prank-calling, trying to pose as "all of [Marzipan's] friends", saying that they hate her, she owes them money, and to complain "You said you'd bake us a cake!", which accidentally inspires a VoiceClipSong remix.

* In an Easter egg, Bubs calls to both remind Marzipan that she is overdue to return a video rental of ''V.I. Warshawski'', which he claims is still a new release (he charges three dollars a day), and to question why her voice sounds so different.

'''Homestar:''' Oh, hey Strong Bad!\\

* Later Strong Bad makes another attempt at prank-calling, trying to pose as "all of [Marzipan's] friends", saying that they hate her, she owes them money, and to complain "You said you'd bake us a cake!", which accidentally inspires a StupidStatementDanceMix.

* Homestar Quiz, if you get all ten questions wrong. Strong Bad clears his throat, then he laughs while pounding his fist on his desk.

* Strong Bad criticizes some lazy costumes, then gags when a realistic Homestar costume is shown. [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat "LESS EFFORT! LESS EFFORT!"]]

-->'''Strong Bad:''' ''(as Homsar)'' [=IiiiiIIiiiIIIii=] stick a Q by the dreamcatchers!

* Strong Bad criticizes some lazy costumes, then gags when a realistic Homestar costume is shown. "LESS EFFORT! LESS EFFORT!"

* The Homestar characters force Strong Bad to wish the viewers a happy Mother's Day [[NoodleIncident after losing a bet]] (and [[ForcedIntoTheirSundayBest wear a cute little boy's sailor suit while doing it]]):

--> '''Strong Sad:''' I shanked your Jenga ship? We're playing Connect Four.

** Strong Bad's introduction. Instead of ringing the doorbell or knocking, he yells, "Open the freakin' door!"

* Shortly before introducing Space Captainface in the video, the narrator asks the kids, represented by a boy who reacts accordingly...

---> '''Homestar:''' Oh, hello, Marzipan, this is Strong Bad.\\

* Homestar takes prank-calling lessons from Strong Bad. HilarityEnsues as Homestar tries to come up with a good prank-calling nickname.
--> '''Homestar:''' Oh, hello, Marzipan, this is... Sugarface. ''(softly)'' Okay, now what?\\

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* Strong Bad admits he can't remember who he's dressed as, only able to identify him as ''VideoGame/WarioWare''.

'''Bubs''': (''more emphasis'') ''You jerk!\\