History Funny / HololiveHolostars

** Altare is aroused by Oga's [[BassoProfundo voice]] during his introduction.

** Shinri introduces himself to the JP members. Cue the JP members swooning at his [[BassoProfundo deep voice]]. Fuma, Gamma and Aruran attempt to [[BriefAccentImitation imitate]] it with the other members laughing at their imitations.

[[Funny/HololiveChina China]] | [[Funny/HololiveIndonesia Indonesia]]\\

---->'''Ruze:''' Alright everybody, take off ''(unintelligible)'' your spears and your little baby boy guns, I'll handle this. Uuuuurgh! Dammit.

'''Goldbullet:''' Motherfucker! That was rude!

*** Ruze asks if the wheat was free, knowing that they can use wheat to make bread and in theory use the bread to make pizza.[[note]]Which, as of the time of writing, does not exist in vanilla ''MInecraft''[[/note]] Aruran declares it is free, much to Ruze and Goldbullet's joy. Octavio makes a quip and Ruze quips back.

-->'''Dez:''' What in the actual frick is this?!\\

*** The JP members see it and are awestruck by its design. Gamma, Rikka and Aruran makes comments.

--->'''Shinri:''' Okay, so... [[I actually have no idea where Temma Village is.

--->'''Jurard:''' My name is Jurard T. Rexford and I am the leader of the ARMIS unit. ''Ciao domo! Ore no namae wa Jurardo T-'' ''(screams bloody murder)''

---->'''Regis_Altare:''' im geeking out

* The TEMPUS guild participates in a largely wholesome collaboration with their seniors from the JP branch, their first together, especially with both branches communicating with each other despite the language barrier. This doesn't mean it doesn't have funny moments. The collaboration involves all four members of TEMPUS Headquarters (Altare, Dez, Axel, Vesper) and various members of holostars JP, them being [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanGenerationOne Aruran]], [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanGenerationTwo Astel, Tenma]], [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanGenerationThree Oga]], [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanUPROAR Fuma and Rio]]. The following are moments from the collab.

*** Tenma and Altare resort to killing the wandering trader.

** Tenma starts his introduction... in [[SugarWiki/SurprisinglyGoodForeignLanguage English]]! He makes puns while going on. TEMPUS rolls with it.
--->'''Tenma:''' Hello! My name is... Tenma Kishido! I think... your team name is... [[{{Pun}} holoTenmas]]. I'm happy to meet team members of holoTenmas. Okay?

'''Tenma:''' [[ThatLiarLies You are liar!]]\\

** After waking up, Tenma has this to say.
--->'''Tenma:''' Now we can die as many times as we want.\\

** Rio, Aruran and Tenma decide to take the guys to a "secret room" in the bottom of the Japanese castle. Altare steals the valuables in the chest and makes a break for it.

** After Dez takes his shots, Axel takes his chance at the minigame. He misses a few shots, so Tenma decides to come in. Altare and Dez are tickled by this.
--->'''Tenma:''' 100 points if you hit a moving Tenma, okay?
*** Axel immediately switches to hitting Tenma instead of the targets and proceeds to actually kill him.

** Vesper takes his turn and proceeds to miss a few shots. Tenma ups the ante by providing a bounty of '''500 points'''.

'''Tenma:''' Running Tenma. Running Tenma. 500 point.
*** Vesper immediately switches aim to Tenma, as with Axel. As soon as Tenma finishes his sentence for the bounty on his head, he is hit by Vesper's arrow. This essentially makes Vesper the victor.

---->'''Tenma:''' Is this poop?\\

'''Tenma:''' Big poop?!\\

** The gang travel through a Nether portal to reach ''Tenma-mura''.[[note]]Tenma Village[[/note]] Dez lampshades this.
--->'''Dez:''' Wait. Tenma Village is... in hell!\\
'''Tenma:''' No no no no no no!\\

** The gang enters ''Tenma-mura''. After seeing [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanGenerationOne Rikka]]'s house, they activate the beds there for respawning purposes. Oga makes a few comments and Altare proceeds to imitate his voice.

** Tenma introduces a chicken farm. The gang is tickled at the extreme name of the farm while Tenma continues introducing that building in the only way Tenma does. Altare and Dez show concern.
--->'''Tenma:''' A specialty of Tenma Village, this building name is... [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Chicken Hell]].\\

'''Tenma:''' You can have chicken anytime.\\

** Near the end of the stream and before the final fireworks show to send them off, Tenma asks TEMPUS what they would want to create in the future in ''Minecraft''. Dez's answer sparks concern from the gang.
--->'''Tenma:''' What do you want to create in ''Minecraft'' in the future?\\

* The TEMPUS guild participates in another largely wholesome collaboration with their seniors from the JP branch, especially with both branches communicating with each other despite the language barrier; this obviously doesn't mean that there are not funny moments. This collaboration was done specifically to introduce the members of TEMPUS Vanguard to the JP members after the former's collaboration ban was lifted. The collaboration involves Altare, Dez, all members of Vanguard (Bettel, Flayon, Hakka, Shinri), [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanGenerationOne Miyabi, Aruran, Rikka]], [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanGenerationTwo Tenma]], [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanUPROAR Fuma, Gamma and Rio]].[[note]]Axel was apparently supposed to participate but he couldn't make it because apparently he was sick; Vesper was on a self-imposed collaboration break[[/note]] The following are moments from the collab.
** To start, Altare tells the members to do a self-introduction, top-down in the order they are shown in on Discord.[[note]]Hakka, Bettel, Miyabi, Dez, Flayon, Rio, Altare, Shinri, Aruran, Fuma, Tenma, Rikka, Gamma[[/note]] Flayon types in comically large text overlays to talk to his viewers as Hakka is introducing himself.

** The gang takes the minecart system to go to ''Tenma-mura''. Chaos ensues, featuring lots of shouting, panicking and laughter.

** More chaos ensues when they are actually reaching the portal to ''Tenma-mura'', resulting in more screaming, panicking and laughter.

** The continued chaos leads to many of the guys falling and burning up. Tenma on the other hand...
--->'''Gamma:''' Tenma is pro player!
*** Tenma would later flub a jump and fall, leading to a collective groan from Flayon, Tenma and the chat.

** After outlining the server tour, they proceed off to ''Tenma-mura''. The only problem...
--->'''Shinri:''' Okay, so... [[I actually have no idea where Tenma Village is.

'''Aruran:''' Yeah! Tenma Village is last position!

** To finish off the tour of the [=JPstars=]'s server, Aruran brings them to the main hub of ''Tenma-mura''. Jurard nearly traps himself in an animal enclosure.

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[[folder:Rio Minase]]

--->'''Jurard:''' My name is Jurard T. Rexford and I am the leader of the ARMIS unit. ''(switches to Japanese)'' Hello there! My name is Jurard T- ''(screams bloody murder)''

--->'''Altare:''' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Is this holostars too?]]\\

'''Dez:''' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Torture chamber.]]

*** Shortly after, Hakka shows the gang pixel art of a Hakkito, followed by a Longkito in the distance and... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers a big egg]].

----->'''Octavio:''' Ah, [[Memes/MicrosoftWindows Sticky Keys]] keeps showing up!

'''Flaony:''' Are you sure?\\

** Bringing them to his panda enclosure, Hakka introduces the gang to his "Elysium Panda".[[note]]Actually a ravager[[/note]]
** Shortly after, Hakka shows the gang pixel art of a Hakkito, followed by a Longkito in the distance and... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers a big egg]].
** Below the big egg is a memorial for "the first three pandas that came onto the island".
--->'''Hakka:''' Here is the memorial of the first three pandas that came onto the island. Rest in peace.\\

** Behind the big egg is ''The Dome''. The ARMIS gang attempts to say the name with GratuitousFrench accents while attempting to scale the vines down the side of the Dome to enter it, only to find out that they have to fly into the Dome.
** Next to the dome is Hakka's "big ass block of copper", a very vaguely phallic-shaped structure of copper blocks.

** After the gang learns the Japanese word for frog[[note]]"Kaeru"[[/note]], Ruze says "neko frog" out of nowhere. Everybody starts laughing.

** Hakka compares the subway train at the station to the Yamanote Line.[[note]]A major train line in Tokyo, connecting most of Tokyo's major train stations and urban centers in a loop[[/note]]

--->'''Goldbullet (GB):''' ''(giggles)'' My name is Gibby, Goldbullet, Giblets... ''(laughs)'' You can- I am a CQC expert, weapon specialist and head sniper of ARMIS, let's go! ''(giggles)''\\

'''GB:''' Ow, ow! [[WhatTheHellHero What the fuck?!]]

* The [=JPstars=] take the ARMIS gang to [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanGenerationThree Shien Kageyama]]'s cat house. The reaction of Goldbullet, a lover of cute things, has to be seen to be believed.
--->'''GB:''' WHERE?! WHERE?! [[RuleOfThree WHERE?!]] ({{Beat}}) OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD, KITTY CATS! Holy shit!
** Jurard immediately instructs the rest to steal the cats.

'''GB:''' No pizza?! Aww!

--->'''GB:''' Don- Jurard, don't do it. Don't do it. If you fucking punch that bee, I swear to God.

--->'''GB:''' It's scary here, I don't like it. It's scary.

** During the second round, everyone is split between Team Gamers[[note]]Miyabi, Temma, Iofi, Anya, Ollie[[/note]] and Team Singers[[note]]Rikka, Astel, Moona, Reine and Risu[[/note]]. During the first round, Team Singers was so into singing that they didn't realize that there was a mix-up when allocating teams.

* The TEMPUS guild participates in another largely wholesome collaboration with their seniors from the JP branch, especially with both branches communicating with each other despite the language barrier; this obviously doesn't mean that there are not funny moments. This collaboration was done specifically to introduce the members of TEMPUS Vanguard to the JP members after the former's collaboration ban was lifted. The collaboration involves Altare, Dez, all members of Vanguard (Bettel, Flay, Hakka, Shinri), [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanGenerationOne Miyabi, Aruran, Rikka]], [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanGenerationTwo Tenma]], [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanUPROAR Fuma, Gamma and Rio]].[[note]]Axel was apparently supposed to participate but he couldn't make it because apparently he was sick; Vesper was on a self-imposed collaboration break[[/note]] The following are moments from the collab.
** To start, Altare tells the members to do a self-introduction, top-down in the order they are shown in on Discord.[[note]]Hakka, Bettel, Miyabi, Dez, Flay, Rio, Altare, Shinri, Aruran, Fuma, Tenma, Rikka, Gamma[[/note]] Flay types in comically large text overlays to talk to his viewers as Hakka is introducing himself.
--->'''Flay:''' hi everyone :D\\

** After Miyabi introduces himself, there is dead silence. Dez reminds Flay that he is the next person to introduce himself, to which he is caught off-guard.
--->'''Flay:''' HUH?!

** Bettel stops Flay's cart in the middle of the track.

*** Tenma would later flub a jump and fall, leading to a collective groan from Flay, Tenma and the chat.

** Dez suggests the gang see Flay's lava island. Flay is a bit apprehensive, with Dez egging him on and Hakka proceeding to mock him.

'''Flay:''' Are you sure?\\

'''Flay:''' Okay, I have many thi-\\

** After a long and arduous journey, they reach Flay's lava island. Flay rolls with it, attempting to pass it off as "one of his houses".

** Flay thinks about earlier decisions.
--->'''Flay:''' Maybe I shouldn't have brought them here. Get my actual house, if you wanted.
** Dez has some questions for Flay. This exchange ensues.

'''Flay:''' It's Lava Island! Don't you like it?!\\

'''Flay:''' No no no! My actual home is even further, you sure?\\

'''Flay:''' Yes.\\

*** Flay subsequently attempts to pass off his island as an actual attraction.

'''Flay:''' Dude I have an actual home! Okay, here are the coordinates... ''(types coordinates in game chat)''\\

'''Flay:''' This is for the senpais! Lava Island!
** Flay offers to take the gang to his actual home, which is apparently "cool". The TEMPUS boys balk at the mention of requiring the boats again. Dez vetoes this and suggests the gang head back; Flay agrees.

** Aruran attempts to push Flay off the side of his tower.

** After jumping off the tower, Flay declares his love for Miyabi.
--->'''Flay:''' (in Japanese) MIYABI-SENPAI I LOVE YOU!

* The TEMPUS guild participates in a largely wholesome collaboration with their seniors from the JP branch, their first together, especially with both branches communicating with each other despite the language barrier. This doesn't mean it doesn't have funny moments. The collaboration involves all four members of TEMPUS Headquarters (Altare, Dez, Axel, Vesper) and various members of holostars JP, them being [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanGenerationOne Aruran]], [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanGenerationTwo Astel, Tenma]], [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanGenerationThree Oga]], [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanUPROAR Fuma and Rio]].
* To start, Dez starts wondering what Oga's skin is.
* Rio gives a speech in Japanese talking about the start of the collab. Dez whacks Altare into the pool below.
** Axel subsequently knocks Dez into the same pool, with Altare attacking him immediately afterwards. Chaos ensues.
--->'''Altare:''' Help me!\\

* The TEMPUS guild are told to do their self-introductions. Altare starts whacking Dez around after his introduction... shorty followed by Axel.
-->'''Altare:''' Hello. My name is Regis Altare of holostars English, leader of the TEMPUS guild. Hello hello hello, ''minna san''.[[note]]Everyone[[/note]] [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Pa!]] ''(hits Dez)'' [[EvilLaugh Muahahahaha.]]\\

* Altare attempts to tout his achievements in Japanese... and follows it up by throwing shade at Dez. Axel agrees.
-->'''Altare''' (in Japanese) I am a great leader. Dezmond-san is stinky.\\

* Dez nervously introduces himself.
-->'''Dez:''' Uh... okay. Uh... trying to remember. (switches to Japanese) Nice to meet you. I'm Magni Dezmond.\\

* Aruran calls Dez "Many Hand Man".
* A zombie attacks. Altare, Dez and Fuma rush to kill the zombie; Dez rushes forward too quickly and is unintentionally killed by Fuma's sword. Altare is killed by the zombie shortly after.

* Vesper shyly does his intro after Aruran eggs him on.
-->'''Aruran:''' Next, please.\\

** Axel calls Vesper out for being nervous. He responds with a retort.
--->'''Axel:''' Why are you so shy, Vesper?!\\

* Axel does his intro. Altare responds in exasperation.
-->'''Axel:''' What is up, guys? It's your favorite doctor, gladiator, assassin, bank robber, [=VTuber=], Axel Syrios here.\\

** After introducing himself, Axel makes a quip.
--->'''Axel:''' (in Japanese) Cool, right?! I'm bilingual!
* Altare takes to communicating with his viewers using the chat function in Minecraft. While Axel and the JP members are conversing in Japanese, Altare has this to say.
-->'''Regis_Altare:''' i kind of have no idea what theyre saying\\

* Rio does his introduction when a wandering trader wanders into their area. Altare has a question.
-->'''Altare:''' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Is this holostars too?]]\\

** Tenma and Altare resort to killing the wandering trader.
* Rio knocks Fuma off the pedestal as he's doing an introduction.
-->'''Fuma:''' Okay, I'm Yatogami Fuma. Uh...\\

** Altare does not take kindly to one of Fuma's comments.
--->'''Fuma:''' And great leader, yeah yeah! Okay!\\

* Altare is aroused by Oga's [[BassoProfundo voice]] during his introduction.
-->'''Oga:''' Yes. I'm... demon. I'm demon. Yeah. Oga Aragami, yeah. Okay? [[SuddenlyShouting Okay?!]]\\
'''Regis_Altare:''' (in Minecraft chat) i love his voice wtf\\

** Chat responds with concern over Altare's choice of words while Altare continues fawning over his voice.
--->'''Regis_Altare:''' im geeking out
* Tenma starts his introduction... in [[SugarWiki/SurprisinglyGoodForeignLanguage English]]! He makes puns while going on. TEMPUS rolls with it.
-->'''Tenma:''' Hello! My name is... Tenma Kishido! I think... your team name is... [[{{Pun}} holoTenmas]]. I'm happy to meet team members of holoTenmas. Okay?
* Axel snatches the goat horn Astel intended to give to Dez.
-->'''Dez:''' Wait! You don't need more than one you [[CurseCutShort f-]]
* Dez, Astel and Altare get into a "crouching competition" after Astel's introduction.
* Aruran introduces himself the only way Aruran can and gets jabs from his fellow members.
-->'''Aruran:''' (in Japanese) Yes! I'm Arurandeisu! Nice to meet you! (switches to English) I'm Italy! You are my friend!\\

* The gang visits Aruran's shooting range and pick up their bows. Axel shoots Dez with his bow, leaving him to burn to a crisp while the others laugh heartily.
-->'''Dez:''' ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
* Aruran asks Vesper a question about his shooting range. He gets excited from his response.
-->'''Aruran:''' Vesper. Do you like this?\\

* Axel thinks Vesper isn't acting like how he normally does. The rest call Axel out.
-->'''Axel:''' Why is Vesper so polite, man? This isn't like him!\\

* Altare rides a horse.
* The gang decides to sleep in a Japanese castle. Cue the TEMPUS guild making loud and obnoxious snoring noises.
-->'''TEMPUS:''' ''(loud obnoxious snoring)''\\

* After waking up, Tenma has this to say.
-->'''Tenma:''' Now we can die as many times as we want.\\

* Axel makes a statement.
-->'''Axel:''' I wanna burn this forest down, low key.
* Altare spots the horse he rode earlier spinning around.
* Rio, Aruran and Tenma decide to take the guys to a "secret room" in the bottom of the Japanese castle. Altare steals the valuables in the chest and makes a break for it.
** Rio subsequently puts down lava at Altare's feet, causing him to burn to a crisp. Any items in Altare's inventory, including his bow, are not spared. Altare realizes after he respawns.
--->'''Regis_Altare:''' [[WhatHaveIDone what happened to all of those emeralds...]]\\

* Chaos ensues outside the castle with the guys having a brawl.
* Altare unleashes the horse and attempts to make a break for it. He leashes it back afterwards.
* Dez gets hit by an invisible Altare. Dez begins to panic. The rest begin laughing.
-->'''Dez:''' WHAT'S KILLING ME?!
* The gang decides to play a minigame at the shooting range; they wonder where Altare is, having not seen him for a while. Altare rolls with it.
-->'''Altare:''' ''(turns on heavy reverb, makes ghostly noises)'' Rio-senpaiiiiiii...
** Dez is not pleased, now realizing that Altare is the one who had hit him all this time.
--->'''Dez:''' Wait- I knew it! You were hitting me, [[CurseCutShort you sack of-]] how are you invisible?! What did you do?!
** As revenge, Dez eliminates Altare with his bow. Altare begins to panic.
--->'''Dez:''' [[TakeThat Feels good.]]
* Axel is perplexed at Altare's skill at the minigame.
-->'''Axel:''' What the fuuuuuck?
** Altare hits all ten targets and is showered by praise by the JP members and chat. He attempts to downplay this.
--->'''Regis_Altare:''' i totally TOTALLY
* After Dez takes his shots, Axel takes his chance at the minigame. He misses a few shots, so Tenma decides to come in. Altare and Dez are tickled by this.
-->'''Tenma:''' 100 points if you hit a moving Tenma, okay?
** Axel immediately switches to hitting Tenma instead of the targets and proceeds to actually kill him.
--->'''Axel:''' That's 200 on me.
* Vesper takes his turn and proceeds to miss a few shots. Tenma ups the ante by providing a bounty of '''500 points'''.
-->'''Aruran:''' 100 chance! 100 chance! 100 chance!\\

** Vesper immediately switches aim to Tenma, as with Axel. As soon as Tenma finishes his sentence for the bounty on his head, he is hit by Vesper's arrow. This essentially makes Vesper the victor.
* The guild is guided to their prizes for completing the minigame. Altare proceeds to steal all of it as usual. Dez calls him out for it.
-->'''Dez:''' Wait! Altare, leave some for the rest of us!
* Vesper gets showered with food after requesting for some.
-->'''Axel:''' Here you go, peasant! Here you go, peasant!
* The gang goes to see the houses of the JP holostars. On seeing [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanUPROAR Gamma]]'s house, the gang is tickled by its peculiar shape.
** They go into his house and see a [[ToiletHumor large brown pyramid-like "statue"]] and begin [[{{Corpsing}} corpsing]]. Axel rolls with it by standing on top of it.
--->'''Tenma:''' Is this poop?\\

** Altare makes a comment to Axel afterwards.
--->'''Altare:''' You're never gonna live that down, Axel. I hope you know that. You'll forever be known as the poop guy now. Do you feel good?
* Dez falls through a hole.
* The gang travel through a Nether portal to reach ''Tenma-mura''.[[note]]Tenma Village[[/note]] Dez lampshades this.
-->'''Dez:''' Wait. Tenma Village is... in hell!\\

* Chaos ensues with the minecart system with carts being pushed backwards and forwards mainly due to Altare's cart stopping. Altare and the rest take a few minutes to solve this.
-->'''Regis_Altare:''' i feel so bad T_T\\

* The gang enters ''Tenma-mura''. After seeing [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanGenerationOne Rikka]]'s house, they activate the beds there for respawning purposes. Oga makes a few comments and Altare proceeds to imitate his voice.
-->'''Altare:''' (in Japanese) Oga-senpai, I love you.
* Tenma introduces a chicken farm. The gang is tickled at the extreme name of the farm while Tenma continues introducing that building in the only way Tenma does. Altare and Dez show concern.
-->'''Tenma:''' A specialty of Tenma Village, this building name is... [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Chicken Hell]].\\

* The guys get introduced to a pixel art of Oga's mascot, ''Chungami''. Dez immediately compares it to a chicken.
-->'''Dez:''' Chicken Oga!\\

* The guys climb to the top of the giant Christmas tree. Oga falls off it and dies.
* Axel knocks Altare off his perch. He manages to survive and climb back up, catching Axel off-guard.
-->'''Axel:''' Huh?! Wait, why are you still alive?
* Altare falls through a gap in the tree and dies.
* Dez sees the map art the JP members did of all the members of holostars. He is immediately drawn to something.
-->'''Dez:''' Wait, they didn't forget my mole! Did you see that, Altare? They got my mole!
** Aruran asks what Dez and Altare were saying and requests Axel to translate. The JP members, on understanding, say that Dez's mole is a "charm point".
* Dez finds out about the existence of the ender chest. Aruran compares it to [[Franchise/{{Doraemon}} Doraemon]]'s 4D pocket.
* Altare tricks Vesper into hitting an iron golem, causing the latter's death.
* Axel finds out how to type into game chat. The following exchange occurs.
-->'''<[=MagniDezmond=]>''' noob\\

'''Regis_Altare:''' (to viewers) thats so cute xD
* The gang visits Aruran's iron farm. Axel flies up and sees...
-->'''Axel:''' I see slaves up there! Look! I see slaves up there!
* Axel finally manages to create his [[PersonOfMassDestruction flint and steel]].
* Axel asks for the guys's opinions on pineapple on pizza, kicking up a hornet's nest of reactions.
* Altare whacks a random chicken.
-->'''Vesper:''' No, my chicken!
* Fuma falls off from the [[Anime/CastleInTheSky Laputa]] replica and dies.
* Altare approaches a replica of the [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Master Sword]] and is serenaded with the leitmotif by the gang. Meanwhile, Oga falls off another platform and dies.
* Aruran shows Altare a color-changing sheep. They nickname it "RGB sheep".
* Near the end of the stream and before the final fireworks show to send them off, Tenma asks TEMPUS what they would want to create in the future in ''Minecraft''. Dez's answer sparks concern from the gang.
-->'''Tenma:''' What do you want to create in ''Minecraft'' in the future?\\

* A floating Steve head[[note]]An invisible Astel[[/note]] spooks the gang.
** The same floating Steve head interrupts the fireworks show.
* After the JP members leave the voice chat... chaos ensues.
-->'''Dez:''' I'll kill you, you bastard. Don't you lay your dirty hands on me ever again. I was only acting cordial.\\

* The TEMPUS guild participates in another largely wholesome collaboration with their seniors from the JP branch, especially with both branches communicating with each other despite the language barrier; this obviously doesn't mean that there are not funny moments. This collaboration was done specifically to introduce the members of TEMPUS Vanguard to the JP members after the former's collaboration ban was lifted. The collaboration involves Altare, Dez, all members of Vanguard (Bettel, Flay, Hakka, Shinri), [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanGenerationOne Miyabi, Aruran, Rikka]], [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanGenerationTwo Tenma]], [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanUPROAR Fuma, Gamma and Rio]].[[note]]Axel was apparently supposed to participate but he couldn't make it because apparently he was sick; Vesper was on a self-imposed collaboration break[[/note]]
* To start, Altare tells the members to do a self-introduction, top-down in the order they are shown in on Discord.[[note]]Hakka, Bettel, Miyabi, Dez, Flay, Rio, Altare, Shinri, Aruran, Fuma, Tenma, Rikka, Gamma[[/note]] Flay types in comically large text overlays to talk to his viewers as Hakka is introducing himself.
-->'''Flay:''' hi everyone :D\\

* At various points in the collab, the JP members call Bettel "[[AffectionateNickname Betsy]]".
* Dez and Altare [[CollectiveGroan boo]] Bettel after he introduces himself.
* After Miyabi introduces himself, there is dead silence. Dez reminds Flay that he is the next person to introduce himself, to which he is caught off-guard.
-->'''Flay:''' HUH?!
* Shinri introduces himself to the JP members. Cue the JP members swooning at his [[BassoProfundo deep voice]]. Fuma, Gamma and Aruran attempt to [[BriefAccentImitation imitate]] it with the other members laughing at their imitations.
-->'''Aruran:''' (in Japanese) Really really cool!\\

* Aruran attempts to introduce himself in English. His introduction goes off the rails quickly.
-->'''Aruran:''' Holostars... first gen... Chiaki Chiaki... [[GratuitousItalian Italia...]] ''(other members laugh)'' Uh... ah! [[SelfAppliedNickname Guardian of Dimension Superman]]... Arurandeisu. Nice to meet you.
* Fuma introduces himself... while [[SincerestFormOfFlattery imitating Shinri!]] He switches to a shrill voice shortly after. The gang loses it at Fuma's imitation.
-->'''Fuma:''' Oh! (begins to imitate Shinri) Uh, so, uh, holostars pro, uh, Fuma Yatogami. I'm very smart [=VTuber=], okay? (shrill voice) '''[[SuddenlyShouting OKAY?!]]'''
* Hakka challenges Fuma to a fight.
-->'''Hakka:''' (in Japanese) Fuma Fuma Fuma Fuma! Let's fight! Let's fight!\\

* Gamma delivers a particularly hammy self-introduction. This is followed by the rapturous cheers of the gang.
-->'''Gamma:''' Hyper Party People! Comic artist! I am Hizaki Gamma! Yeah!
* The gang is eager to go. Fuma is just a little bit too eager, with Gamma attempting to calm him down.
-->'''Fuma:''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!]]'''\\

* Gamma attempts to masquerade as a member of TEMPUS.
-->'''Gamma:''' I am TEMPUS! I am TEMPUS! New member!
* Aruran gives the TEMPUS Vanguard members a formal welcome. Miyabi adds his comments; Rio attempts to shush them while laughing.
-->'''Miyabi:''' [[RunningGag E-Cup Melons]]...
** Gamma adds his own comments too.
--->'''Gamma:''' E-Cup? F-Cup? H-Cup? I-Cup?
* Aruran accidentally takes Hakka's shulker chest.
-->'''Gamma:''' [[GratuitousEnglish This is thief! Aruran is thief! Muscle thief! Muscle thief! Muscle thief! Very dangerous!]]
* The gang makes bubbling noises as they go up a water elevator.
* The JP members introduce the gang to a statue of Shinove.[[note]]Former manager of the holostars; has since left the company[[/note]] This exchange featuring a lot of [[GratuitousEnglish gratuitous English]] ensues.
-->'''Gamma:''' This is Shinove statue.\\

* The gang makes the same bubbling noises when going through a Nether portal.
* The gang takes the minecart system to go to ''Tenma-mura''. Chaos ensues, featuring lots of shouting, panicking and laughter.
* Bettel stops Flay's cart in the middle of the track.
* More chaos ensues when they are actually reaching the portal to ''Tenma-mura'', resulting in more screaming, panicking and laughter.
* Aruran talks about his map. His choice of words are left to be desired.
-->'''Aruran:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong This map make me!]]
* TEMPUS sleeps in the beds in Rikka's house and proceed to make loud snoring noises.
* Gamma and Hakka attempt to imitate the crowing of a rooster.
* Gamma starts a game with the gang.
-->'''Gamma:''' Fuma kill game! Fuma kill game!
** Chaos ensues, with everyone else ganging up to kill him while Fuma screams bloody murder. Fuma is killed... and it begins to rain.
* Fuma reports Hakka's crash to the gang in a monstrous voice. Hakka rejoins and Fuma drops the voice.
-->'''Fuma:''' '''[[EvilSoundsDeep OH HAKKA DISCORD, DISCORD CRASH.]]''' ''(Hakka rejoins)'' [[MoodWhiplash Okay?]]
* The gang goes to the holostars EN server (Elysium). Gamma makes the same bubbling noises as he goes through the portal.
* Aruran attempts to read a label at the automated bread farm in Elysium.
-->'''Aruran:''' Balanced vitamin and mineral...
* Aruran notices Magmi.[[note]]Magma slime with a punny name[[/note]]
-->'''Aruran:''' MAGNI?! Magni on the boat!
* Altare introduces [[Characters/HololiveHolostarsJapanGenerationTwo Zomberu]] the bartender. Gamma immediately asks Fuma to take the place of Zomberu.
-->'''Gamma:''' Change zombie, Fuma!
* Altare introduces the gang to his Big Dog Castle. All of them pretend to howl like wolves... until Hakka and Aruran accidentally break some things and fall down into a pit below the building. Panic ensues. They get out eventually.
* Altare brings the gang to Panda Express to show off "[[BlatantLies a very cute panda]]".[[note]]Actually a ravager[[/note]] They get to the top using scaffolding, and then they realize...
-->'''Rio:''' [[ThatLiarLies No panda, Altare!]] ''(bursts into laughter)''
** Hakka and Altare attempt to pass it off as a panda. The gang is not convinced.
--->'''Rio:''' [[WontGetFooledAgain This a raid monster! No panda!]] ''(bursts into laughter)''
* Altare knocks each of the guys off the platform, with each screaming as they fall to the water below.
* The gang decides to visit Dez's house. As a bonus, they also try the parkour course which leads up to his house.[[note]]Named a "jump course"[[/note]] After a long and arduous journey, they reach Dez's parkour course, engulfed in flames. Rio and Gamma have some notable reactions.
-->'''Dez:''' (in Japanese) This is a jump course.\\

* After storing their stuff in an Ender chest, the gang decides to attempt Dez's parkour course. Rikka fails the first jump.
-->'''Rikka:''' (in Japanese) AHHHH! HOT, HOT!
* Gamma and Miyabi begin their attempt of the course and immediately begin shittalking each other.
-->'''Miyabi:''' Gamma ''zako''?[[note]]Somewhat offensive slang term meaning "trash"[[/note]]\\

* Miyabi falls down and burns to a crisp.
* The continued chaos leads to many of the guys falling and burning up. Tenma on the other hand...

** Tenma flubs a jump and falls, leading to a collective groan from Flay, Tenma and the chat.
* Rio flies around using an [[WingedHumanoid elytra]] and firework.
* Gamma pleads with Fuma to not push him off the parkour course.
-->'''Gamma:''' (repeatedly, with increasing intensity) Don't push! DON'T PUSH! '''DON'T PUSH! DON'T! PUSH!'''
** Fuma punches Gamma off the course, causing him to fall to his peril into the fire and burn to death, to the laughter of the rest.
* A raid occurs during their attempts of the parkour course. All the raid participants drop what they're doing and obliterate the raid. More chaos ensues.
* The gang passes by Bettel's dirt tent as he brings the guys to his house.
-->'''Bettel:''' Up here, up here, uh- ''(sees his tent)'' not this.
* Bettel shows off his house and talks about the [[RunningGag bees]] in his house. Dez seems uninterested.
-->'''Bettel:''' I don't play ''Minecraft''! This is the best I could do!\\

* Hakka shows the JP members his Japanese-style house. Gamma has some... comments.
-->'''Gamma:''' Very sexy! Very sexy! Very sexy!
* The gang suggests to visit Shinri's house. Fuma takes to imitating his voice again.
-->'''Fuma:''' (imitating Shinri) Okay, Shinri.
* Shinri makes a quip about his (incomplete) house.[[note]]Done in the shape of a tree[[/note]]
-->'''Shinri:''' My house, still growing.
** The JP members see it and are awestruck by its design. Gamma, Rikka and Aruran makes comments.
--->'''Gamma:''' This house is rain direct. Raining directly.\\

* Dez suggests the gang see Flay's lava island. Flay is a bit apprehensive, with Dez egging him on and Hakka proceeding to mock him.
-->'''Dez:''' Okay. Flayon, lava island? Flayon?\\

* After a long and arduous journey, they reach Flay's lava island. Flay rolls with it, attempting to pass it off as "one of his houses".
* Bettel burns alive in the lava.
* Flay thinks about earlier decisions.
-->'''Flay:''' Maybe I shouldn't have brought them here. Get my actual house, if you wanted.
* Dez has some questions for Flay. This exchange ensues.

** Flay subsequently attempts to pass off his island as an actual attraction.
--->'''Dez:''' But there's not even anything here!\\

* Flay offers to take the gang to his actual home, which is apparently "cool". The TEMPUS boys balk at the mention of requiring the boats again. Dez vetoes this and suggests the gang head back; Flay agrees.
-->'''Dez:''' I didn't realize your house was in [[Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia Narnia]], so...
* The gang exchange repeated [[Characters/HololiveJapan "Sō desu ne"s]].[[note]]"I see"[[/note]]
* The gang attempts to climb Vesper's tower.
-->'''Aruran:''' Very very long! [[TowerOfBabel Babel tower!]]
* The TEMPUS guys balk at climbing the tower.
-->'''Dez:''' Did he like log on and make the tower like taller? I swear it's taller than I remember it being.
* Rikka falls down the tower's shaft.
* Aruran attempts to push Flay off the side of his tower.
* The gang finishes their collab by shouting "OTSUSTARS!" and jumping off the side of the tower. Bettel misses the water and dies.
* After jumping off the tower, Flay declares his love for Miyabi.
-->'''Flay:''' (in Japanese) MIYABI-SENPAI I LOVE YOU!
* The gang engages in an impromptu fist fight.
-->'''Gamma:''' OH! Boxing time! Boxing time!

Spin-offs (''[[Funny/HololiveHoloNoGraffiti Holo no Graffiti]]'' ([[Funny/HololiveHoloNoGraffiti2020Episodes 2020]] | [[Funny/HololiveHoloNoGraffiti2021Episodes 2021]] | [[Funny/HololiveHoloNoGraffiti2022Episodes 2022]] | [[Funny/HololiveHoloNoGraffiti2023Episodes 2023]] | [[Funny/HololiveHoloNoGraffiti2024Episodes 2024 Episodes]]) | ''Funny/LegendOfPolka'' | ''[[Funny/HololiveEnglishMythbreakers Mythbreakers]]'' | ''Funny/HololiveERROR'' | ''Funny/WatameDidBorderlineNothingWrong'')]]-]]]

Spin-offs (''[[Funny/HololiveHoloNoGraffiti Holo no Graffiti]]'' ([[Funny/HololiveHoloNoGraffiti2020Episodes 2020]] | [[Funny/HololiveHoloNoGraffiti2021Episodes 2021]] | [[Funny/HololiveHoloNoGraffiti2022Episodes 2022]] | [[Funny/HololiveHoloNoGraffiti2023Episodes 2023]]) | ''Funny/LegendOfPolka'' | ''[[Funny/HololiveEnglishMythbreakers Mythbreakers]]'' | ''Funny/HololiveERROR'' | ''Funny/WatameDidBorderlineNothingWrong'')]]-]]]