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--->'''Kinch''': Oh, how about me?
--->'''Hogan''': ''[double take, {{beat}}]'' Don't be funny.
--->'''Hogan''': ''[double take, {{beat}}]'' Don't be funny.
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--> '''Klink:''' Is there any damage to the motor?
--> '''Schultz:''' What motor?
--> '''Schultz:''' What motor?
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-->'''Newkirk''': ''[imitating a German voice]'' Hello, Adolf? Did you just see a bridge go by at five thousand feet? Ja? ''[drops the accent]'' '''''Well it had your name on it, mate!'''''
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-->'''Schultz''': Who captured him, '''der Kaiser'''?
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--> '''Schultz:''' Colonel, it is against the military code for an officer to strike an enlisted man!
--> '''Klink:''' Strike you? No. Shoot you, yes!
--> '''Klink:''' Strike you? No. Shoot you, yes!
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-->'''Schultz:''' Believe me, Herr Kommandant, I am a poor man. I even have no right to be fat.
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-->'''Hogan''': Go out the back door.
-->'''Carter''': There is no back door!
-->'''[=LeBeau=]''': ''I'll make one!''
-->'''Carter''': There is no back door!
-->'''[=LeBeau=]''': ''I'll make one!''
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-->'''[=LeBeau=]''': ''[putting the last piece where it clearly doesn't belong]'' It doesn't fit.\\
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-->'''Newkirk''': They call that a silent aeroplane?\\
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-->'''Klink''': Hogan, would you please tell Rudolph Valentino here that he's out of uniform?
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-->'''Klink''': Schultz!
-->'''Schultz''': ''He's not here!''
-->'''Klink''': Schultz, I am ordering you to advance!
-->'''Schultz''': Herr Kommandant, may I first talk with ''my'' Gypsy?
-->'''Klink''': If you can find one at the Russian Front!
-->'''Schultz''': ''[leaps to his feet]'' '''''FORWARD!'''''
-->'''Schultz''': ''He's not here!''
-->'''Klink''': Schultz, I am ordering you to advance!
-->'''Schultz''': Herr Kommandant, may I first talk with ''my'' Gypsy?
-->'''Klink''': If you can find one at the Russian Front!
-->'''Schultz''': ''[leaps to his feet]'' '''''FORWARD!'''''
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--> '''Crittendon (quoting ''Merchant of Venice''):''' [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet What light through yonder window breaks.]]
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-->'''[=LeBeau=]''': What did you do? Build your tunnel through Times Square?
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-->'''Col. Forbes''': Good luck, Hogan.
-->'''Hogan''': ''[sighs as Klink starts singing '''in German''' in the shower]'' I'll need it!
-->'''Hogan''': ''[sighs as Klink starts singing '''in German''' in the shower]'' I'll need it!
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-->'''[=LeBeau=]:''' Maybe they've [[BritsLoveTea stopped for tea]].\\
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** The episode's climax, when Schultz plugs the gonculator into a wall outlet. [[spoiler:It explodes, and in the chaos they sneak Major Lutz down the tunnel...but leave behind a scorched German uniform, implying it vaporized him]].
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** The episode's climax, when Schultz plugs the gonculator into a wall outlet. [[spoiler:It It explodes, and in the chaos they sneak Major Lutz down the tunnel...but leave behind a scorched German uniform, implying it vaporized him]].him.
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* Usually when Hogan needs Klink out of the way, he scares him off with some story or distracts him with a female Underground agent. One episode however has him set Klink up with a "lovely, young, rich, lonely widow" which Klink falls for hook, line and sinker. At the end of the episode Hogan reveals that he never saw the girl and by virtue of name alone deduces that she has none of those desired qualities. [[spoiler: Cue Klink coming in with two bottles of wine and a lovely, young, rich widow in the sidecar of his bike.]]
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* Usually when Hogan needs Klink out of the way, he scares him off with some story or distracts him with a female Underground agent. One episode however has him set Klink up with a "lovely, young, rich, lonely widow" which Klink falls for hook, line and sinker. At the end of the episode Hogan reveals that he never saw the girl and by virtue of name alone deduces that she has none of those desired qualities. [[spoiler: Cue Klink coming in with two bottles of wine and a lovely, young, rich widow in the sidecar of his bike.]]
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* The crew needs to stop [[spoiler: a fake double of a friend of Hogan's from escaping from Stalag 13 to assassinate Winston Churchill.]]
-->'''Hogan''': We can't bust Robby out until [[spoiler: we're sure we have his double stopped.]]
-->'''Hogan''': We can't bust Robby out until [[spoiler: we're sure we have his double stopped.]]
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* The crew needs to stop [[spoiler: a fake double of a friend of Hogan's from escaping from Stalag 13 to assassinate Winston Churchill.]]
Churchill.
-->'''Hogan''': We can't bust Robby out until[[spoiler: we're sure we have his double stopped.]]
-->'''Hogan''': We can't bust Robby out until
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--> ''''Hogan:''' Ol' Bubblehead's coming here?
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--> ''''Hogan:''' '''Hogan:''' Ol' Bubblehead's coming here?
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-->'''Klink:''' When I looked out that window, I could swear I saw a chimpanzee raking in the garden.
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-->'''Klink:''' When I looked out that window, I could swear thought I saw a chimpanzee raking in the garden.
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-->'''Klink:''' That's what I thought. Well, that's it, I need to see a psychiatrist. ''[{{Beat}}]'' '''''WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!'''''
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-->'''Klink:''' That's what I thought. Well, that's it, I need to see a psychiatrist. rest- ''[{{Beat}}]'' '''''WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!'''''
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* Klink is calling Burkhalter a nasty old tub of lard and then turns around to find Burkhalter behind him. Burkhalter then cancels his leave and says "I really am a nasty old tub of lard."
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* Klink is calling Klink, while talking to hotel receptionist Bruno, insulting General Burkhalter while Bruno tries to warn him that Burkhalter was waiting in the lobby. A standard sitcom bit, but the performances by all three elevate it a lot:
-->'''Klink''': I do not want to talk to him. He's probably found out something about some paperwork I've done wrong and that'll give him a chance to yell at someone for an hour or two. You know something, Bruno? Fat men are supposed to be jolly. General Burkhalter is just a nasty old tub oflard lard.\\
'''Bruno''': Colonel-\\
'''Klink''': And the next time he phones, I'm out.\\
'''Bruno''': [''terrified whisper''] He didn't call this time.\\
'''Klink''': He didn't? Well, if he didn't, he probably telegraphed, andthen if he didn't telegraph, he's [[ExplainExplainOhCrap probably standing]] {{right behind me}}. (''laughs, turns around around'') Oh! What a wonderful surprise, General Burkhalter. I knew you were here all the time. I bet you're ready to find blow your lard - I mean, you know I was only kidding, don't you?\\
'''Burkhalter''': Of course you were. And I want you to know I haven't laughed like this in years.\\
'''Klink''': Yes, sir, as I said before, it's a wonderful surprise. Are you here for any special reason?\\
'''Burkhalter''': Yes, I am, Klink. Since you were obviously ducking my phone calls, I decided to see you personally.\\
'''Klink''': Ducking your phone calls, sir? Bruno, why didn't you tell me General Burkhalterbehind him. Burkhalter then cancels his leave was-\\
'''Burkhalter''': Klink! I heard everything you said.\\
'''Klink''': Yes, sir. Now, you know I was only kidding. It was all said in very good fun andsays "I I hope you took it in the spirit that it was intended to. After all, I would be the last man to-\\
'''Burkhalter''': Shut up, Klink.\\
'''Klink''': Yes, sir.\\
'''Burkhalter''': Let us go to your room. I will do the talking while you do the packing.\\
'''Klink''': Yes, sir, that's fine. You do the talking - Did you say "packing"?\\
'''Burkhalter''': That's right, "Killer. " What you said is absolutely true. I really am a nasty old tub of lard."
-->'''Klink''': I do not want to talk to him. He's probably found out something about some paperwork I've done wrong and that'll give him a chance to yell at someone for an hour or two. You know something, Bruno? Fat men are supposed to be jolly. General Burkhalter is just a nasty old tub of
'''Bruno''': Colonel-\\
'''Klink''': And the next time he phones, I'm out.\\
'''Bruno''': [''terrified whisper''] He didn't call this time.\\
'''Klink''': He didn't? Well, if he didn't, he probably telegraphed, and
'''Burkhalter''': Of course you were. And I want you to know I haven't laughed like this in years.\\
'''Klink''': Yes, sir, as I said before, it's a wonderful surprise. Are you here for any special reason?\\
'''Burkhalter''': Yes, I am, Klink. Since you were obviously ducking my phone calls, I decided to see you personally.\\
'''Klink''': Ducking your phone calls, sir? Bruno, why didn't you tell me General Burkhalter
'''Burkhalter''': Klink! I heard everything you said.\\
'''Klink''': Yes, sir. Now, you know I was only kidding. It was all said in very good fun and
'''Burkhalter''': Shut up, Klink.\\
'''Klink''': Yes, sir.\\
'''Burkhalter''': Let us go to your room. I will do the talking while you do the packing.\\
'''Klink''': Yes, sir, that's fine. You do the talking - Did you say "packing"?\\
'''Burkhalter''': That's right, "Killer. " What you said is absolutely true. I really am a nasty old tub of lard.
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* In "I Look Better in Basic Black," when the three girls being kept in the barracks see the floor board moving, they immediately assume the worst and prepare to attack, with Hogan barely managing to announce himself in time with a quick quip to boot.
--> '''Hogan:''' Hold it! I'm an American.
--> '''Cathy:''' We thought you were a German.
--> '''Hogan:''' Germans come through the door. Americans come through the floor.
--> '''Hogan:''' Hold it! I'm an American.
--> '''Cathy:''' We thought you were a German.
--> '''Hogan:''' Germans come through the door. Americans come through the floor.
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-->'''[=LeBeau=]:''' Maybe they've [[SpotOfTea stopped for tea]].
-->'''Newkirk:''' I find that in very bad taste old boy.
-->'''Submarine:''' Royal Navy 371, calling Stalag 13, come in Stalag 13, over.
-->'''Hogan:''' Colonel Hogan here, glad you could read us. We were worried when you didn't answer our call.
-->'''Submarine:''' Nothing to worry about, old boy, the Gerrys have a destroyer tracking us. We've managed to give him the slip just in time for tea. (Depth charges detonate) One lump, Willaby, please.
-->'''Newkirk:''' I find that in very bad taste old boy.
-->'''Submarine:''' Royal Navy 371, calling Stalag 13, come in Stalag 13, over.
-->'''Hogan:''' Colonel Hogan here, glad you could read us. We were worried when you didn't answer our call.
-->'''Submarine:''' Nothing to worry about, old boy, the Gerrys have a destroyer tracking us. We've managed to give him the slip just in time for tea. (Depth charges detonate) One lump, Willaby, please.
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-->'''[=LeBeau=]:''' Maybe they've [[SpotOfTea [[BritsLoveTea stopped for tea]].
-->'''Newkirk:'''tea]].\\
'''Newkirk:''' I find that in very bad taste oldboy.
-->'''Submarine:'''boy.\\
'''Submarine:''' Royal Navy 371, calling Stalag 13, come in Stalag 13,over.
-->'''Hogan:'''over.\\
'''Hogan:''' Colonel Hogan here, glad you could read us. We were worried when you didn't answer ourcall.
-->'''Submarine:'''call.\\
'''Submarine:''' Nothing to worry about, old boy, the Gerrys have a destroyer tracking us. We've managed to give him the slip just in time for tea. (Depth charges detonate) One lump, Willaby, please.
-->'''Newkirk:'''
'''Newkirk:''' I find that in very bad taste old
-->'''Submarine:'''
'''Submarine:''' Royal Navy 371, calling Stalag 13, come in Stalag 13,
-->'''Hogan:'''
'''Hogan:''' Colonel Hogan here, glad you could read us. We were worried when you didn't answer our
-->'''Submarine:'''
'''Submarine:''' Nothing to worry about, old boy, the Gerrys have a destroyer tracking us. We've managed to give him the slip just in time for tea. (Depth charges detonate) One lump, Willaby, please.
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* In one episode, Hochstetter questions Hogan about some info in regards to his old unit. Hochstetter threatens to place Hogan into a special cell, one that was too small to stand up, or lay down in. Hogan's response -- "Reminds me of a hotel room in Cleveland." Hochstetter then responds that the cell gets very hot in the Summer and very cold in the Winter. Hogan's response -- "That's the hotel room in Cleveland!" When Hochstetter asks Hogan what he has to say about his offer, Hogan's response -- "You've made me homesick for Cleveland."
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* Klink basically summing up the entire issues he faces.
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* Klink basically summing up all the entire issues he faces.
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* The "Roll Out The Barrel" scene from "Top Hat, White Tie, and Bomb Sights."
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* The "Roll Out The Barrel" scene from "Top Hat, White Tie, and Bomb Sights."Sights," where, knowing that Klink bugged the barracks, Hogan has an ExactEavesdropping conversation in the middle of the prisoners singing, timing the song so Klink can't hear the whole thing.
** Later in the episode, the Germans ply Hogan with a night out on the town to get him to reveal the secrets of the Norden bomb sight. He gives them all the details, including drawing a picture...and Klink and Burkhalter collectively realize he's talking about the Norden vacuum cleaner.
** Later in the episode, the Germans ply Hogan with a night out on the town to get him to reveal the secrets of the Norden bomb sight. He gives them all the details, including drawing a picture...and Klink and Burkhalter collectively realize he's talking about the Norden vacuum cleaner.
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** "For the first time since I've taken command here, [[BorrowedCatchphrase I want to know nothing,
''nothing''']]!""Schultz, the Iron Colonel needs a vacation."
''nothing''']]!""Schultz, the Iron Colonel needs a vacation."
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** "For the first time since I've taken command here, [[BorrowedCatchphrase I want to know nothing,
''nothing''']]!""Schultz,nothing, ''nothing''']]!" "Schultz, the Iron Colonel needs a vacation."
''nothing''']]!""Schultz,
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** "For the first time since I've taken command here, [[BorrowedCatchphrase I want to know nothing, ''nothing'']]!"
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** "For the first time since I've taken command here, [[BorrowedCatchphrase I want to know nothing, ''nothing'']]!"nothing,
''nothing''']]!""Schultz, the Iron Colonel needs a vacation."
''nothing''']]!""Schultz, the Iron Colonel needs a vacation."
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*** The best pasrt is that Carter, also part of the Russian's audience, is still listening with rapt attention.
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*** The best pasrt part is that Carter, also part of the Russian's audience, is still listening with rapt attention.
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** This line when the con is exposed, and Klink gleefully realizes that all of ''his'' prisoners are still accounted for:
--->'''Klink:''' Schultz, close the gates! The war is back on!
--->'''Klink:''' Schultz, close the gates! The war is back on!
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--->'''[[BlackBestFriend Kinch]]''': Oh, how about me?
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-->'''Kinchloe''': The colonel ''is'' leveling with you. ''{{beat}}'' ''[sighs]'' [[BlackBestFriend Do I]] [[DeadpanSnarker look German to you?]]
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-->'''Kinchloe''': The colonel ''is'' leveling with you. ''{{beat}}'' ''[sighs]'' [[BlackBestFriend [[TokenBlackFriend Do I]] [[DeadpanSnarker look German to you?]]
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* In "Fat Hermann, Go Home," Schultz gets roped into posing as Hermann Goering. Why? Mostly so Marya can make off with the trainload of (stolen) art from Goering's collection that's being transported near the camp. Hogan has a similar idea, but doesn't know Marya's plan or that it's Schultz, not Goering, until the Heroes try to kidnap him. The capper is how Marya refers to the priceless art that they're about to heist.
-->'''Marya''': All this, for a trainload of secondhand art?
-->'''Marya''': All this, for a trainload of secondhand art?
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--> '''Crittendon (quoting ''Merchant of Venice''):''' [[RomeoAndJuliet What light through yonder window breaks.]]
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--> '''Crittendon (quoting ''Merchant of Venice''):''' [[RomeoAndJuliet [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet What light through yonder window breaks.]]
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'''[[DeadpanSnarker Operator]]''': Stand by, Papa Bear. Our wires have just been crossed with TheBBC and we're getting one of those ''dreadful'' soap operas.
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'''[[DeadpanSnarker Operator]]''': Stand by, Papa Bear. Our wires have just been crossed with TheBBC Creator/TheBBC and we're getting one of those ''dreadful'' soap operas.
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'''Hogan''': Yes it does. ''[PercussiveMaintenance hits it with a hammer]''\\
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'''Hogan''': Yes it does. ''[PercussiveMaintenance ''[[[PercussiveMaintenance hits it with a hammer]''\\hammer]]]''\\
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-->'''Colonel Feldcamp''': Capable men like yourself are deserving of a much higher rank! Which I would be happy to recommend, along with your transfer to the Gestapo, where advancement is most regular, along with certain other opportunities which come our way from time to time in the course of loyal service of the Fuhrer, which naturally is of paramount ''[turns around and sees Hogan kissing her]'' '''''I beg your pardon.''''' ''[turns back]'' Importance!
-->'''Hogan''': Enough talk! ''[fires into the floor behind them, the Gestapo men all fall down thinking they've been shot as Hogan and co. run out]''
-->'''Gestapo Mook''': After them, Colonel?
-->'''Colonel Feldcamp''': '''''After them!''''' ''[{{beat}}]'' As soon as I'm sure it's not a trap...
-->'''Hogan''': Enough talk! ''[fires into the floor behind them, the Gestapo men all fall down thinking they've been shot as Hogan and co. run out]''
-->'''Gestapo Mook''': After them, Colonel?
-->'''Colonel Feldcamp''': '''''After them!''''' ''[{{beat}}]'' As soon as I'm sure it's not a trap...
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-->'''Colonel Feldcamp''': Capable men like yourself are deserving of a much higher rank! Which I would be happy to recommend, along with your transfer to the Gestapo, where advancement is most regular, along with certain other opportunities which come our way from time to time in the course of loyal service of the Fuhrer, which naturally is of paramount ''[turns around and sees Hogan kissing her]'' '''''I beg your pardon.''''' ''[turns back]'' Importance!
-->'''Hogan''':Importance!\\
'''Hogan''': Enough talk! ''[fires into the floor behind them, the Gestapo men all fall down thinking they've been shot as Hogan and co. runout]''
-->'''Gestapoout]''\\
'''Gestapo Mook''': After them,Colonel?
-->'''ColonelColonel?\\
'''Colonel Feldcamp''': '''''After them!''''' ''[{{beat}}]'' As soon as I'm sure it's not a trap...
-->'''Hogan''':
'''Hogan''': Enough talk! ''[fires into the floor behind them, the Gestapo men all fall down thinking they've been shot as Hogan and co. run
-->'''Gestapo
'''Gestapo Mook''': After them,
-->'''Colonel
'''Colonel Feldcamp''': '''''After them!''''' ''[{{beat}}]'' As soon as I'm sure it's not a trap...
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* From "Psychic Kommandant":
** The crew steal the engine out of a "silent airplane," take it apart, make blueprints, and then have a wee bit of trouble putting it back together.
-->'''[=LeBeau=]''': ''[putting the last piece where it clearly doesn't belong]'' It doesn't fit.\\
'''Hogan''': Yes it does. ''[PercussiveMaintenance hits it with a hammer]''\\
'''[=LeBeau=]''': I think you forced it.\\
'''Hogan''': It's a German plane. All it understands is force.
** At the end of the episode, the payoff of the group's semi-unintentional sabotage: the designer starts up the plane, which begins jerking, backfiring, and generally not being silent as the crew cracks wise:
-->'''Newkirk''': They call that a silent aeroplane?\\
'''Kinch''': ''[grinning]'' Maybe he's using cheap gas!\\
'''Hogan''': By George, I ''don't'' think he's got it!
** The crew steal the engine out of a "silent airplane," take it apart, make blueprints, and then have a wee bit of trouble putting it back together.
-->'''[=LeBeau=]''': ''[putting the last piece where it clearly doesn't belong]'' It doesn't fit.\\
'''Hogan''': Yes it does. ''[PercussiveMaintenance hits it with a hammer]''\\
'''[=LeBeau=]''': I think you forced it.\\
'''Hogan''': It's a German plane. All it understands is force.
** At the end of the episode, the payoff of the group's semi-unintentional sabotage: the designer starts up the plane, which begins jerking, backfiring, and generally not being silent as the crew cracks wise:
-->'''Newkirk''': They call that a silent aeroplane?\\
'''Kinch''': ''[grinning]'' Maybe he's using cheap gas!\\
'''Hogan''': By George, I ''don't'' think he's got it!
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** Also amusing is that's ''[[HeyItsThatGuy Harcourt Fenton Mudd]]'' as the general!
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** Also amusing is that's ''[[HeyItsThatGuy Harcourt ''Harcourt Fenton Mudd]]'' Mudd'' as the general!