Follow TV Tropes

Following

History Funny / Hercules2014

Go To

OR

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


---> '''Hercules:''' Your welcome.

to:

---> '''Hercules:''' Your You're welcome.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


--> '''Hercules:''' Your welcome.

to:

--> ---> '''Hercules:''' Your welcome.

Added: 254

Changed: 4

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


-->'''Hercules:''' Beyond the Aegean, at the shores of the black sea. That is where I will live out the rest of my days in solitude.

to:

-->'''Hercules:''' Beyond the Aegean, at the shores of the black sea.Black Sea. That is where I will live out the rest of my days in solitude.


Added DiffLines:

** Later on, a Thracian soldier hurls a spear at him which passes through a torch and he does the same thing believing again that it's his time ... only for Hercules to grab it mid-flight and throw it back at the soldier.
--> '''Hercules:''' Your welcome.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

** What makes it more hilarious is how nonchalantly Hercules treats the whole thing, strolling up to Iolaus at a sedate pace before ''gently'' nudging him back by about an inch so he just misses the stake when he falls, and all the while Iolaus is frantically calling for his uncle to ''hurry up''.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

!Per wiki policy, Administrivia/SpoilersOff applies here and all spoilers are unmarked. Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* Early when Autolycus are training King Cotys troops Autolycus asks Tideus to charge at the shield wall which he does roaring like a glorious berserker and he breaks through the wall almost effortlessly which Hercules goes to point how many of them would be dead (and one very dead).
** Later on when the men are properly trained Tideus charges at the shield wall again, only this time to bounce off it as if he had charged at a thick wall. Tideus doesn't even get mad at this.

to:

* Early when Autolycus are training King Cotys troops Autolycus asks Tideus Tydeus to charge at the shield wall which he does roaring like a glorious berserker and he breaks through the wall almost effortlessly which Hercules goes to point how many of them would be dead (and one very dead).
** Later on when the men are properly trained Tideus Tydeus charges at the shield wall again, only this time to bounce off it as if he had charged at a thick wall. Tideus Tydeus doesn't even get mad at this.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

* Early when Autolycus are training King Cotys troops Autolycus asks Tideus to charge at the shield wall which he does roaring like a glorious berserker and he breaks through the wall almost effortlessly which Hercules goes to point how many of them would be dead (and one very dead).
** Later on when the men are properly trained Tideus charges at the shield wall again, only this time to bounce off it as if he had charged at a thick wall. Tideus doesn't even get mad at this.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* When King Cotys troops finally get decent equipment for battle Iolaus attempts to ham up boasting how every piece of armory is made out of legendary material from Hercules' labours... Only for people to poke holes at his narrative. At one point Iolaus starts to get irked with the "tough crowd".

to:

* When King Cotys troops finally get decent equipment for battle Iolaus attempts to ham up boasting how every piece of armory is made out of legendary material materials from Hercules' labours... Only for people to poke holes at his narrative. At one point Iolaus starts to get irked with the "tough crowd".
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* At one point King Cotys troops finally get decent equipment for battle. Iolaus attempts to ham up boasting how every piece of armory is made out of legendary material from Hercules' labours... Only for people to poke holes at his narrative. At one point Iolaus starts to get irked with the "tough crowd".

to:

* At one point When King Cotys troops finally get decent equipment for battle. battle Iolaus attempts to ham up boasting how every piece of armory is made out of legendary material from Hercules' labours... Only for people to poke holes at his narrative. At one point Iolaus starts to get irked with the "tough crowd".
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* Amphiaraus spends a large amount of his time talking about his supposedly foreseen glorious death, which repeatedly seems to happen but then gets subverted. At one point he's alone in a field, and a swarm of burning arrows begin raining down upon him, and he closes his eyes, holds out his arms, and awaits "his moment"... Which doesn't come this time either since all the arrows managed to miss him entirely, and his response is to look around in bewilderment, shrug, and continue fighting.

to:

* Amphiaraus spends a large amount of his time talking about his supposedly foreseen glorious death, which repeatedly seems to happen but then gets subverted. At one point he's alone in a field, and a swarm of burning arrows begin raining down upon him, and he closes his eyes, holds out his arms, and awaits "his moment"... Which doesn't come this time either since all the arrows managed to miss him entirely, and his response is to look around in bewilderment, shrug, and continue fighting.fighting.
* At one point King Cotys troops finally get decent equipment for battle. Iolaus attempts to ham up boasting how every piece of armory is made out of legendary material from Hercules' labours... Only for people to poke holes at his narrative. At one point Iolaus starts to get irked with the "tough crowd".
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


-->'''Autolycus:''' Boring, if you ask me.

to:

-->'''Autolycus:''' Boring, if you ask me.me.
* Amphiaraus spends a large amount of his time talking about his supposedly foreseen glorious death, which repeatedly seems to happen but then gets subverted. At one point he's alone in a field, and a swarm of burning arrows begin raining down upon him, and he closes his eyes, holds out his arms, and awaits "his moment"... Which doesn't come this time either since all the arrows managed to miss him entirely, and his response is to look around in bewilderment, shrug, and continue fighting.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


-->'''Enemy pirate:''' What a load of crap

to:

-->'''Enemy pirate:''' What a load of crapcrap.



-->'''Autolycus:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext If you're going to use those herbs, Amphiaraus, at least share]]

to:

-->'''Autolycus:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext If you're going to use those herbs, Amphiaraus, at least share]]share]].

Added: 442

Changed: 123

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


*

to:

** The SnarkToSnarkCombat between Hercules and Autolycus after they finish counting the combined earnings of the whole group:
-->'''Autolycus:''' That’s a pretty sight.
-->'''Hercules:''' One more payday, Autolycus, that’s all we need.
-->'''Autolycus:''' Then we get to live like the kings we’ve served.
-->'''Hercules:''' Or live simply.
-->'''Autolycus:''' You still dreaming of barbarian lands?
-->'''Hercules:''' Beyond the Aegean, at the shores of the black sea. That is where I will live out the rest of my days in solitude.
-->'''Autolycus:''' Boring, if you ask me.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


-->'''Autolycus:''' If you're going to use those herbs, Amphiaraus, at least share

to:

-->'''Autolycus:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext If you're going to use those herbs, Amphiaraus, at least shareshare]]

Added: 1

Changed: 3

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


-->'''Enemy pirare:''' What a load of crap

to:

-->'''Enemy pirare:''' pirate:''' What a load of crap



-->'''Autolycus:''' If you're going to use those herbs, Amphiaraus, at least share.

to:

-->'''Autolycus:''' If you're going to use those herbs, Amphiaraus, at least share.share
*

Added: 180

Changed: 1

Removed: 1

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* Autolycus adds some BlackComedy into the mix as well
-->'''Autolycus:''' …eighteen, nineteen, twenty. Twenty pirates at two gold pieces a head, minus the headless ones. Let’s see.



-->'''Autolycus.:''' If you're going to use those herbs, Amphiaraus, at least share.
*

to:

-->'''Autolycus.:''' -->'''Autolycus:''' If you're going to use those herbs, Amphiaraus, at least share.
*
share.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


-->'''Enemy soldier:''' What a load of crap
* Hercules has this exchange with Gryza, the enemy soldier chief:

to:

-->'''Enemy soldier:''' pirare:''' What a load of crap
* Hercules has this exchange with Gryza, the enemy soldier pirate chief:
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

* Hercules has this exchange with Gryza, the enemy soldier chief:
-->'''Gryza:''' There’s forty of us, one of you!
-->'''Hercules:''' [[BadassBoast The king of this land has offered me gold to dispose of you. So leave, or die. I get paid either way.]]

Added: 1

Changed: 34

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


-->'''Hercules:''' What a load of crap

to:

-->'''Hercules:''' -->'''Enemy soldier:''' What a load of crap



--> If you're going to use those herbs, Amphiaraus, at least share.

to:

--> -->'''Autolycus.:''' If you're going to use those herbs, Amphiaraus, at least share.share.
*

Added: 956

Changed: 17

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* The very opening
-->'''Iolaus:''' You think you know the truth about him? You know nothing. His father was Zeus. The Zeus. King of the gods. His mother, Alcmene, a mortal woman. Together, they had a boy. Half human, half god. But Zeus' queen, Hera, saw this bastard child as an insult, a living reminder of her husband's infidelity. Alcmene named the boy Hercules, which means glory of Hera, but this failed to appease the goddess. She wanted him dead. Luckily, he took after his father. Once he reached manhood, the gods commanded him to perform Twelve Labors, twelve dangerous missions. If he completed them all and survived, Hera agreed to finally let him live in peace. He fought the Lernean Hydra! He battled the Etymanthean Boar! But his greatest Labor was the Nemean Lion. This was no ordinary beast. It had a hide so tough, no weapon could penetrate it. But even this monster was no match for the son of Zeus.
-->'''Hercules:''' What a load of crap



--> A lion and a crow in strange alliance, fighting across a sea of corpses.

to:

--> -->'''Amphiaraus:''' A lion and a crow in strange alliance, fighting across a sea of corpses.

Added: 143

Changed: 23

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None



to:

* This golden exchange:
--> A lion and a crow in strange alliance, fighting across a sea of corpses.
--> If you're going to use those herbs, Amphiaraus, at least share.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


-->'''Hercules:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And the girls would finally be safe
from your attentions.]]

to:

-->'''Hercules:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And the girls would finally be safe
safe from your attentions.]]]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

* Iolaus was saved seconds before he [[GroinAttack got impaled in the crotch]]
-->'''Iolaus:''' Any longer, Uncle...
-->'''Hercules:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And the girls would finally be safe
from your attentions.]]

Top