History Funny / HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw

* Harvey being called to defend Mentok after [[ItMakesSenseInContext Mentok is accused of imprisoning a genie centuries ago]]. Harvey is busy taking Avenger to the vet, so Mentok tells him to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Mentok" about it.

--> '''Mentok''': Rock, paper, scissors, Mentok. I win, get over here.

-->'''Black Vulcan:''' You think I named MYSELF Black Vulcan?? Hell no! I used to go by Supervolt. "Black Vulcan" was Aquaman's idea! And I said "Well maybe we should just call you 'White Fish!'" [[note]]A 'white fish' is slang for a used condom.[[/note]]

** Oh, and the real kicker - Harvey is actually George's ancestor. When Harvey takes this as a sign that he will finally get laid at some point, George just states that "there are other ways".

-->'''Black Vulcan:''' You think I named MYSELF Black Vulcan?? Hell no! I used to go by Supervolt. But then Aquaman came in with that "Black Vulcan" crap! So I said "Well maybe we should just call you White Fish!" [[note]]A 'white fish' is slang for a used condom.[[/note]]

** [[spoiler:HA HA HA! [[BackForTheFinale Final episode stunt casting!]]]]

* TheReveal that [[spoiler:Potamus]] was behind everything in "Attorney General" because he would make a fortune selling memorabilia for an impeached president.

-->'''Mentok:''' ...The MILF Spunker-*claps hand across mouth*

--> '''Harvey''': You saw him scratch his nose?!
--> '''Peanut''': Yes, [[CrossesTheLineTwice when they were prying his little wheelchair off the truck, he went like "Uhuhuhuuuuh" *flails his arms*]]

--> '''Devlin''': *stuffs a fistful of pills into his mouth* I'M GONNA WIN!!

--> *Devlin successfully completes his stunt*
--> '''Audience''': YAY!!!
--> *Bobby crashes his bike right into a ravine*
--> '''Playground Kids''': YAY!!
--> '''Fat kid''': Loser!

--->'''Freezoid:''' ''I'll freeze your ass!'' Do you hear me? '''Dead!'''

* "The Dabba Don", while Fred Flintstone is on trial:
--> '''Pterosaur''': ''(on witness stand)'' The guy's a pig, a neanderthal.\\
'''Fred Flintstone''': You're ''DEAD'' to me, can opener!

--> '''Harvey''': AAAAAHHHHH!!!! Ew, Gleep juice! ...or is that Gloop?

--> '''Thundarr''': There he is! C'mere, you. ''(kisses Harvey on the mouth)'' Mwah! ''(kisses him a second time, deeper)''\\

* "The Dabba Don", while Fred Flintstone is on trial:
--> '''Pterosaur''': ''(on witness stand)'' The guy's a pig, a neanderthal.\\
'''Fred Flintstone''': You're ''DEAD'' to me, can opener!
** Harvey just doesn't seem to grasp the whole "mobster" thing, so he keeps waking up with the heads of different cartoon characters in his bed, including WesternAnimation/QuickDrawMcGraw, WesternAnimation/{{Jabberjaw}} and [[WesternAnimation/TheHerculoids The Gleep]].
--> '''Harvey''': AAAAAHHHHH!!!! Ew, Gleep juice! ...or is that Gloop?
** Peanut keeps trying to suck up to Freddy, hoping to be accepted into the mob.
** When Fred is found not guilty, everyone goes to the bar to celebrate:
--> '''Thundarr''': There he is! C'mere, you. ''(kisses Harvey on the mouth)'' Mwah! ''(kisses him a second time, deeper)''\\
'''Harvey''': Wow, that's a ''man'' kiss.
** The ending, which is a parody of the climax to ''Film/TheGodfather'', which shows Mr. Slate being forced to sign over the quarry, the bird can opener being assassinated, and Pebbles' baptism.

* TheReveal that [[spoiler:Potamus]] was behind everything in "Attorney General" because he would make a fortune selling memorabilia for an impeached president.

-->'''Black Vulcan:''' You think I named MYSELF Black Vulcan?? Hell no! I used to go by Supervolt. But then Aquaman came in with that "Black Vulcan" crap! So I said "Well maybe we should just call you White Fish!"

** Also of note, the AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle message on one of Devlin's tapes that Harvey was using for evidence is ruined by Devlin himself pointing out how riding without a helmet (the exact thing the PSA is trying to tell kids not to do) is cool, talking about using a condom and hitting on the his sister Sandy.... which leads to Harvey frantically trying to stop the tape while blocking the screen.

--> '''Harvey''': Dr. Quest, tell us a little about your relationship?\\

--> '''Harvey''': They're eleven.\\

** The ending, which is a parody of the climax to ''Film/TheGodfather'', which shows Mr Slate being forced to sign over the quarry, the bird can opener being assassinated, and Pebbles baptism.

** Harvey just doesn't seem to grasp the whole "mobster" thing, so he keeps waking up with the heads of different cartoon characters in his bed, including WesternAnimation/QuickdrawMcGraw, WesternAnimation/{{Jabberjaw}} and [[WesternAnimation/TheHerculoids The Gleep]].

** Its even better when everyone in the court room starts pointing at him when he grows.

** It cuts to a PSA of [[FriendOfMaskedSelf Judy Ken Sebben and Birdgirl]] campaigning to get Phil removed from office, which is to say, very obviously Judy repeatedly [[SecretIdentityChangeTrick jumping in and out of frame to take the Birdgirl wings and helmet on and off]] to pretend to be two different people as she reads through a script with lines for both, [[RuleOfFunny for some reason.]] As the rapid switches continue, she begins to get mixed up, and at one point Judy is saying one of Birdgirl's lines while trying to shrug out of the wings. The whole thing is endcapped by Judy and Birdgirl ''somehow'' managing to get in frame at the same time and still get their lines reversed.

** It cuts to a PSA of [[FriendOfMaskedSelf Judy Ken Sebben and Birdgirl]], which is to say, very obviously Judy repeatedly [[SecretIdentityChangeTrick jumping in and out of frame to take the Birdgirl wings and helmet on and off]] to pretend to be two different people as she reads through a script with lines for both, [[RuleOfFunny for some reason.]] As the rapid switches continue, she begins to get mixed up, and at one point Judy is saying one of Birdgirl's lines while trying to shrug out of the wings. The whole thing is endcapped by Judy and Birdgirl ''somehow'' managing to get in frame at the same time and still get their lines reversed.

-->'''Harvey:''' PIRATES, PEANUT! PIRATES!

--> '''Phil''' By the way Birdman, you're fi- ''Ernie Devlin?!''

** "S&Ls are unkillable! Ever see ''It's A Wonderful Life''? Even that Bailey bastard couldn't screw it up!"

** Peanut acting as Harvey's dealer selling him the tanning lotion for ridiculous prizes. Apparently it never occured to Harvey that you can just ''buy'' tanning lotion in stores.
*** Eventually, even [[TheHedonist PEANUT]] thinks Harvey might be hitting the lotion a little too hard.

-->'''Phil''': Judy! [[LateToThePunchline You're Birdgirl?!]]
-->'''Every single person in the crowd''': '''YES!'''

* In "SPF", Harvey gets paranoid of the sun and wears protective coverings, telling Peanut that the sun can kill him. Peanut responds by quoting a parody of the NRA slogan "People with suns kill people" whilst [[JugglingLoadedGuns polishing a gun pointing right at him]].
** The cut to an old 1960s clip of Birdman receiving his powers from the sunlight, which delves into an orgasmic reaction.
** Harvey complaining about Potamus parking his blimp/arc across two spaces, followed by him shouting "Hippo!" at Potamus, after which a sex doll pokes out of his trunk.
** Harveys increasingly desperate addiction to tanning cream after he cuts himself off from sunlight, and Peanut exploiting the crap out of him like a drug dealer, until the addiction finally reaches a point where Peanut tells him that he should probably slow down a little.

** Harvey just doesn't seem to grasp the whole "mobster" thing, so he keeps waking up with the heads of different cartoon characters in his bed, including WesternAnimation/QuickdrawMcGraw, WesternAnimation/Jabberjaw and [[WesternAnimation/TheHerculoids The Gleep]].

* When Reducto has one of the members of Shoyu Weenie on the stand, she answers his question in a slow, breathy voice in Japanese. Pretty much every man in the courtroom turns to her with a shocked and/or aroused look on their faces and dropped jaws, including a guy carving a wood statue with a chainsaw and a clown making a balloon animal. It helps that the translation of what she was saying is roughly "My name is Seiko, I like that song, it's a pretty song."

** Bobby, the kid who got injured imitating Devlin, has some really hilarious moments too due to the sheer amount of crap he's put through, such as his lawyer Freezoid accidentally leaving him in the middle of the street while talking to Birdman, causing him to get hit by a truck, and Birdman tipping over Bobby's wheelchair because Peanut told him he saw Bobby moving so he must be faking his injuries.
--> '''Harvey''': I thought you said you saw him move?
--> '''Peanut''': Sure, [[CrossesTheLineTwice when they were scraping his little wheelchair off the truck, he was all "Uhuhuhuuuuh" *flails his arms*]]

--> '''Phil:''' ''I'M THE ALPHA WOLF! I AM THE ALPHA WOLF!''

--> Because I'm Mentok! The MILF Spunker-*claps hand across mouth*

** Devlin keeps revving his motorbike engine while on the witness stand and cutting off Freezoid who's trying to question him*