History Funny / HarryPotterHogwartsMystery

* In a little nod to the FunnyBackgroundEvent in Charms class, your character casts a Wingardium Leviosa charm on themselves that allows them to float above the trees. This seriously impresses Charlie, who says it's the most powerful Wingardium Leviosa that he;s ever seen. The Player shrugs it off by explaining that they get a lot of practice due to that struggling Gryffindor that sits near them in Charms.

* One conversation with Snape leads to him shutting down your request by asking, "[[TemptingFate Do I look like a house elf to you?]]". If you have enough nerve coupled with a high enough courage stat, you can actually say yes. Snape is so taken aback by your response that you don't even lose any house points for it (though he does imply that he would flay you if Dumbledore didn't forbid corporal punishment).

* Barnaby is a bit of a goofy DumbMuscle. If you try reasoning with Merula, she'll refuse, prompting the player character to note that she only works with [[SarcasmMode the best and the brightest]]. Barnaby [[DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm thinks it's a compliment]]. Then, just before leaving he tells the player that if they mess with Merula, he'll vanish every bone in their body... [[DissonantSerenity while grinning like an idiot]].
** Another instance is when Ismelda starts fantasizing out loud about using the Killing Curse on someone. Merula is shocked, yet Barnaby obliviously pushes right ahead as if it's a normal conversation and talks about the time he sat on a Bowtruckle and killed it by accident. An exasperated Merula then deadpans that she hates them both.
** Him fanboying over Harry Potter: "Harry Potter will definitely be a Slytherin" because Slytherin always have the most dramatic backgrounds.

--> '''Snape:''' For once, I agree with him/her

* In one of the Ravenclaw sidequests, you have to help a first-year find her notes. Your character seems rather irritated by the whole thing, and comments that they'll probably be the one to find them, since you are [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall now an expert in finding stuff for other people]].
* In flying classes, while the other students attempt to summon their brooms, occasionally their broom will fly up and smack them in the face, similar to Ron in the first film. (The same can happen to you if you flub drawing a straight line during the "Up!" prompt.) Especially funny when it happens to Merula, in spite of all her swagger.
* One conversation with Snape leads to him shutting down your request by asking, "[[TemptingFate Do I look like a house elf to you?]]". If you have enough nerve coupled with a high enough courage stat, you can actually say yes. Snape is so taken aback by your response that you don't even lose any house points for it (though he does imply that he would flay you if Dumbledore didn't forbid corporal punishment).

* One of the things you can tap on to gain energy are suits of armor just outside the Great Hall; two of them can have their items swapped. Their body language is pretty amusing: they both look down and discover they have the wrong thing, the one on the left picks up the sword and gives it a shake for the other to take it, then nearly falls as it leans over to reach for its own shield.
* If you don't tap on the house elf in the dungeons before continuing a mission that takes place in that hall, he'll remain there in the background of the cutscene, still snoozing away.
* In the fourth year, the player learns to brew Weedosoros, a particularly strong poison. At the end of class, a student asks what to do with such an obviously dangerous substance. Snape says to stopper the bottles securely and place them on his desk before leaving -- except for the Player, [[ComedicSociopathy whom he encourages to drink their bottle]].

* Some of the dialogue snippets when you study in the Hufflepuff common room make you think that the 'Puffs are indeed the house of stoners
* Professor Kettleburn, who teaches Care for Magical Creatures, has an amusingly happy-go-lucky attitude for someone who has lost several limbs and an eye in their profession.
--> (''After learning how to keep Firecrabs'') “Well done everyone! Not a single one of you was incinerated! That’s what I call a successful start to our year at Hogwarts!”

-->'''Barnaby:''' I can't be the only one who thought those Boggarts were more frightening ''after'' (Player) cast ''Riddikulus.''

** At the end of the same quest, Rowan this time asks what does Snape want the vial for anyway. Snape and player both turn and look at her, without saying anything with both dialogues showing "..."

* In flying classes, while the other students attempt to summon their brooms, occasionally their broom will fly up and smack them in the face, similar to Ron in the first film. Especially funny when it happens to Merula, in spite of all her swagger.

** Later on, he allows the Player Character to perform Wingardium Leviosa on her, much to Rita's displeasure.

--> (''After learning how to keep Firecrabs'') “Well done everyone! Not a single one of you was incinerated! That’s what I call a sucessful start to our year at Hogwarts!”

--> ('''After learning how to keep Firecrabs''') “Well done everyone! Not a single one of you was incinerated! That’s what I call a sucessful start to our year at Hogwarts!”

* Some of the dialogue snippets when you study in the Hufflepuff common room make you think that the 'Puffs are indeed the house of stoners

* Boggart!Merula [[https://i.imgur.com/vYlGbqk.jpg once you use Riddikulus]]. Your character claims that the result might even be scarier than Voldemort.

** At the end of the same quest, Rowan this time asks why does Snape want the vial for anyway. Snape and player both turn and look at her, without saying anything with both dialogues showing "..."

* In the fourth year, the player learns to brew Weedosoros, a particularly strong poison. At the end of class, a student asks what to do with such an obviously dangerous substance. Snape says to stopper the bottles securely and place them on his desk before leaving -- except for the Player, [[ComedicSociopathy whom he encourages to drink their bottle]].

* If you don't tap on the house elf in the dungeons before continuing a mission that takes place in that hall, he'll remain there in the background of the cutscene, still snoozing away.

* One of the things you can tap on to gain energy are suits of armor just outside the Great Hall; two of them can have their items swapped. Their body language - the one discovers he has the wrong thing, leans and nearly falls over while holding the sword out to the next one, and gives it a shake to get the second one to pay attention - is pretty amusing.

* Merula [[https://i.imgur.com/i84qB21.jpg being completely unfazed]] by the dung bomb thrown at her and her gang, while the others run away.

** Later on, he allows the Player Character to perform Wingardium Leviosa on her, much to Rita's displeasure.

* One conversation with Snape leads to him shutting down your request by asking, "[[TemptingFate Do I look like a house elf to you?]]". If you have enough nerve coupled with a high enough courage stat, you can actually say yes. Snape is so taken aback by your response that you don't even lose any house points for it (though he does imply that he would flay you if Dumbledore didn't forbid corporal punishment).

* In flying classes, while the other students attempt to summon their brooms, occasionally their broom will fly up and smack them in the face, similar to Ron in the first film. Especially funny when it happens to Merula, in spite of all her swagger.

* In one of the Ravenclaw sidequests, you have to help a first-year find her notes. Your character seems rather irritated by the whole thing, and comments that they'll probably be the one to find them, since you are [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall now an expert in finding stuff for other people]].

--> '''Snape:''' I regret this decision immediately.

** Another instance is when Ismelda starts fantasizing out loud about using the Killing Curse on someone. Merula is shocked, yet Barnaby obliviously pushes right ahead as if it's a normal conversation and talks about the time he sat on a Bowtruckle and killed it by accident. Merula then deadpans that she hates them both.

* Barnaby is a bit of a goofy DumbMuscle. If you try reasoning with Merula, she'll refuse, prompting the player character to note that she only works with [[SarcasmMode the best and the brightest]]. Barnaby [[DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm thinks it's a compliment]]. Then, just before leaving he tells the player that if they mess with Merula, he'll vanish every bone in their body... [[DissonantSerenity while grinning like an idiot]].

* After being beaten, Merula starts ranting about how she's the greatest witch in school and can do what she wants when she wants... Just as Snape and Flitwick [[RightBehindMe walk up right behind her]]. Cue [[SmugSnake Merula]] stammering as Snape announces his presence by clearing his throat.

* After being beaten, Merula starts ranting about how she's the greatest witch in school and can do what she wants when she wants... Just as Snape and Flitwick [[RightBehindMe walk up right behind her]]. Cue [[SmugSnake Merula]] stammering as Snape announces his precense by clearing his throat.

* The first time Merula challenges you to a duel, you can choose to either walk away or cast a spell at her. Due to taking place before you learn any actual duelling spells, if you choose to attack her you'll cast the only spell you learned: ''Lumos''.