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* "Tell me," said General Granger, "is there anyone in my army who ''isn't'' a spy?"

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* "Tell me," said General Granger, "is there anyone in my army who ''isn't'' [[FlockOfWolves a spy?"spy?]]"

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* Harry's speech at his soldiers in chapter 30:

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*Hermione's absolute ''glee'' at beating Harry hollow (academically) in ch. 21 makes this troper grin along with her:
-->Before she'd met Harry Potter she hadn't had anyone she'd wanted to crush. If someone wasn't doing as well as her in class, it was her job to help them, not rub it in. That was what it meant to be Good.\\
And now...\\
...now she was ''winning'', Harry Potter was flinching every time she got another House point, and it was so ''much'' fun, her parents had warned her against drugs and she suspected this was ''more fun'' than that.

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* "Professor [=McGonagall=] the Headmaster set fire to a chicken!", "He wha-"

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* "Professor [=McGonagall=] Harry's speech at his soldiers in chapter 30:
->'''Harry''':"If we lose,
the Headmaster set fire to whole universe just blinks out like a chicken!", "He wha-"light bulb. And now I realize that most of you don't know what a light bulb is."
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* "Professor McGonagall the Headmaster set fire to a chicken!", "He wha-"

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* "Professor McGonagall [=McGonagall=] the Headmaster set fire to a chicken!", "He wha-"
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-->'''Harry:''' ''(truthful)'' Professor Mcgonagall says that I'm the most Ravenclaw person she's ever seen or heard tell of in legend, so much so that Rowena herself would tell me to get out more, whatever that means, and that I'll undoubtedly end up in Ravenclaw House if the Sorting Hat isn't screaming in horror too loudly for the rest of us to make out any words, end quote.

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-->'''Harry:''' ''(truthful)'' Professor Mcgonagall [=McGonagall=] says that I'm the most Ravenclaw person she's ever seen or heard tell of in legend, so much so that Rowena herself would tell me to get out more, whatever that means, and that I'll undoubtedly end up in Ravenclaw House if the Sorting Hat isn't screaming in horror too loudly for the rest of us to make out any words, end quote.



-->Minerva Mcgonagall, enter stage left.
-->'''Professor Mcgonagall:''' ''(horrified)'' What are you saying, Mr. Potter?

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-->Minerva Mcgonagall, [=McGonagall=], enter stage left.
-->'''Professor Mcgonagall:''' [=McGonagall=]:''' ''(horrified)'' What are you saying, Mr. Potter?



-->'''Draco:''' ''(mock enthusiasm)'' Professor Mcgonagall! Is it really you? I've heard so much about you from my father, I've been thinking of trying to get Sorted into Gryffindor so I can--
-->'''Lucius''' and '''Professor Mcgonagall:''' WHAT?!?

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-->'''Draco:''' ''(mock enthusiasm)'' Professor Mcgonagall! [=McGonagall=]! Is it really you? I've heard so much about you from my father, I've been thinking of trying to get Sorted into Gryffindor so I can--
-->'''Lucius''' and '''Professor Mcgonagall:''' [=McGonagall=]:''' WHAT?!?



-->'''Professor Mcgonagall:''' Madam Malkin, what has been happening here?

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-->'''Professor Mcgonagall:''' [=McGonagall=]:''' Madam Malkin, what has been happening here?



-->'''Professor Mcgonagall:''' I leave you alone for five minutes. Five minutes, Mr. Potter, by the very clock.

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-->'''Professor Mcgonagall:''' [=McGonagall=]:''' I leave you alone for five minutes. Five minutes, Mr. Potter, by the very clock.



-->'''Professor Mcgonagall:''' ''(borderline hysterical)'' Draco Malfoy said in front of his father that he wanted to be sorted into Gryffindor! Joking around isn't enough to do that! What part of "get fitted for robes" sounded to you like please cast a Confundus Charm on the entire universe!

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-->'''Professor Mcgonagall:''' [=McGonagall=]:''' ''(borderline hysterical)'' Draco Malfoy said in front of his father that he wanted to be sorted into Gryffindor! Joking around isn't enough to do that! What part of "get fitted for robes" sounded to you like please cast a Confundus Charm on the entire universe!



-->'''Professor Mcgonagall:''' No. Don't explain. I don't want to know what happened in here. Ever. There are some things I was not meant to know, and this is one of them. Whatever demonic force of chaos inhabits you, it is contagious, and I don't want to end up like poor Draco Malfoy, poor Madam Malkin and her two poor assistants.

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-->'''Professor Mcgonagall:''' [=McGonagall=]:''' No. Don't explain. I don't want to know what happened in here. Ever. There are some things I was not meant to know, and this is one of them. Whatever demonic force of chaos inhabits you, it is contagious, and I don't want to end up like poor Draco Malfoy, poor Madam Malkin and her two poor assistants.



* Professor Mcgonagall: "You're having another 'you turned into a cat' moment, aren't you, Mr. Potter. You probably don't want to hear this, but it's quite endearingly cute."

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* Professor Mcgonagall: [=McGonagall=]: "You're having another 'you turned into a cat' moment, aren't you, Mr. Potter. You probably don't want to hear this, but it's quite endearingly cute."



->'''Harry''':"''Professor McGonagall the Headmaster set fire to a chicken!''"

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->'''Harry''':"''Professor McGonagall [=McGonagall=] the Headmaster set fire to a chicken!''"



->'''Professor Mcgonagall''': "He ''wha-''"

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->'''Professor Mcgonagall''': [=McGonagall=]''': "He ''wha-''"



* "Tell me," said General Granger, "is there anyone in my army who ''isn't'' a spy?"

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* "Tell me," said General Granger, "is there anyone in my army who ''isn't'' a spy?"spy?"
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* The result of Harry's experiment with the Time Turner in Chapter 17.

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* The result of Harry's experiment with the Time Turner in Chapter 17. [[supersecretspoiler:DO NOT MESS WITH TIME]]
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* "Is there anyone here who isn't a spy?"

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* "Is *"Tell me," said General Granger, "is there anyone here in my army who isn't ''isn't'' a spy?"

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*The scene with Dumbledore's phoenix:



* Harry's Pet Rock died, nuff said...

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* Harry's Pet Rock died, nuff said...said...
*"Is there anyone here who isn't a spy?"
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->'''Professor Mcgonagall''': "He ''wha-''"

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->'''Professor Mcgonagall''': "He ''wha-''"''wha-''"
* Harry's Pet Rock died, nuff said...
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->'''Harry''':" ''ProfessorMcGonagalltheHeadmastersetfiretoachicken!'' "
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->'''Harry''':" ''ProfessorMcGonagalltheHeadmastersetfiretoachicken!'' "
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->'''Harry''':"''Professor McGonagall the Headmaster set fire to a chicken!''"
->Beat
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->'''Harry''':"''ProfessorMcGonagalltheHeadmastersetfiretoachicken!''"

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->'''Harry''':"''ProfessorMcGonagalltheHeadmastersetfiretoachicken!''"->'''Harry''':" ''ProfessorMcGonagalltheHeadmastersetfiretoachicken!'' "
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* What Harry does with the last three cans of Comed-Tea in chap. 46

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* What Harry does with the last three cans of Comed-Tea in chap. 4646

->'''Harry''':"''ProfessorMcGonagalltheHeadmastersetfiretoachicken!''"
->[[Beat]]
->'''Professor Mcgonagall''': "He ''wha-''"
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* What he does with the last three cans of Comed-Tea

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* What he Harry does with the last three cans of Comed-TeaComed-Tea in chap. 46
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* CANNIBALISM!!

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* CANNIBALISM!!CANNIBALISM!!
* What he does with the last three cans of Comed-Tea
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--> '''Harry''': SNAKES ARE SENTIENT?

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--> '''Harry''': [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne SNAKES ARE SENTIENT?SENTIENT?]]
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--> '''Harry''': SNAKES ARE SENTIENT?

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--> '''Harry''': SNAKES ARE SENTIENT?SENTIENT?
*CANNIBALISM!!
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* Professor Mcgonagall: "You're having another 'you turned into a cat' moment, aren't you, Mr. Potter. You probably don't want to hear this, but it's quite endearingly cute."
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** And of course, what the thing that cures Harry ends up being.

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** And of course, what the thing that cures Harry ends up being.being.
* The exchange at the end of Chapter 47:
-->'''Draco''': You're a Parselmouth, you can speak Parseltongue, it's the language of all snakes everywhere. You can understand any snake when it talks, and they can understand when you talk to them... Harry, you can't ''possibly'' believe you were Sorted into Ravenclaw! ''You're the Heir of Slytherin!''
--> [[VisibleSilence ...]]
--> [[VisibleSilence ...]]
--> [[VisibleSilence ...]]
--> [[VisibleSilence ...]]
--> [[VisibleSilence ...]]
--> '''Harry''': SNAKES ARE SENTIENT?
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--> '''YOU SHOULD DI'''MMMPHL.

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--> '''YOU SHOULD DI'''MMMPHL.DI'''MMMPHL.
** And of course, what the thing that cures Harry ends up being.
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* Fred and George singing an improvised "Who you gonna call? Harry Potter!" song to the GhostBusters melody during Harry's sorting.

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* Fred and George singing an improvised "Who you gonna call? Harry Potter!" song to the GhostBusters melody during Harry's sorting.sorting in chapter 9.



-->'''Harry:''' So they've been told their whole lives that they're going to be your minions and they've spent years imagining what minions are supposed to be like and what's worse, they '''do'' know each other and they've been ''practicing''

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-->'''Harry:''' So they've been told their whole lives that they're going to be your minions and they've spent years imagining what minions are supposed to be like and what's worse, they '''do'' ''do'' know each other and they've been ''practicing''

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* Fred and George singing an improvised "Who you gonna call? Harry Potter!" song to the GhostBusters melody during Harry's sorting.



-->'''Harry:''' Hey Draco--Oh my god you have ''minions''!

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-->'''Harry:''' Hey Draco--Oh Draco? What are you doing in--oh my god you have ''minions''!''minions''!
-->'''Draco:''' Potter, I introduce to you Mr. Crabbe, Mr. Goyle. Vincent, Gregory, this is Harry Potter.
-->'''Crabbe:''' ''(false accent)'' Pleased ta meetcha.
-->'''Harry:''' You have minions! Where do ''I'' get minions?
--> [...]
-->'''Harry:''' Um... hold on, this was arranged ''years'' ago?
-->'''Draco:''' Exactly, Potter. I'm afraid you're out of luck.
-->'''Harry:''' And, Lucius insisted that you were not to grow up knowing your bodyguards, and that you were only to meet them on your first day of school.
-->'''Draco:''' Yes, Potter, we all know you're brilliant, the whole school knows by now, you can stop showing off--
-->'''Harry:''' So they've been told their whole lives that they're going to be your minions and they've spent years imagining what minions are supposed to be like and what's worse, they '''do'' know each other and they've been ''practicing''
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-->''Professor Mcgonagall:''' No. Don't explain. I don't want to know what happened in here. Ever. There are some things I was not meant to know, and this is one of them. Whatever demonic force of chaos inhabits you, it is contagious, and I don't want to end up like poor Draco Malfoy, poor Madam Malkin and her two poor assistants.

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-->''Professor -->'''Professor Mcgonagall:''' No. Don't explain. I don't want to know what happened in here. Ever. There are some things I was not meant to know, and this is one of them. Whatever demonic force of chaos inhabits you, it is contagious, and I don't want to end up like poor Draco Malfoy, poor Madam Malkin and her two poor assistants.

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-->'''Harry:''' ''(truthful)'' Professor McGonagall says that I'm the most Ravenclaw person she's ever seen or heard tell of in legend, so much so that Rowena herself would tell me to get out more, whatever that means, and that I'll undoubtedly end up in Ravenclaw House if the Sorting Hat isn't screaming in horror too loudly for the rest of us to make out any words, end quote.

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-->'''Harry:''' ''(truthful)'' Professor McGonagall Mcgonagall says that I'm the most Ravenclaw person she's ever seen or heard tell of in legend, so much so that Rowena herself would tell me to get out more, whatever that means, and that I'll undoubtedly end up in Ravenclaw House if the Sorting Hat isn't screaming in horror too loudly for the rest of us to make out any words, end quote.



-->Minerva McGonagall, enter stage left.
-->'''Professor McGonagall:''' ''(horrified)'' What are you saying, Mr. Potter?
-->'''Draco:''' ''(mock enthusiasm)'' Professor McGonagall! Is it really you? I've heard so much about you from my father, I've been thinking of trying to get Sorted into Gryffindor so I can--
-->'''Lucius''' and '''Professor McGonagall:''' WHAT?!?
--> Lucius drags Draco outside.

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-->Minerva McGonagall, Mcgonagall, enter stage left.
-->'''Professor McGonagall:''' Mcgonagall:''' ''(horrified)'' What are you saying, Mr. Potter?
-->'''Draco:''' ''(mock enthusiasm)'' Professor McGonagall! Is it really you? I've heard so much about you from my father, I've been thinking of trying to get Sorted into Gryffindor so I can--
-->'''Lucius''' and '''Professor McGonagall:''' WHAT?!?
--> Lucius drags Draco outside.
Potter?



-->'''Professor McGonagall:''' Madam Malkin, what has been happening here?

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-->'''Draco:''' ''(mock enthusiasm)'' Professor Mcgonagall! Is it really you? I've heard so much about you from my father, I've been thinking of trying to get Sorted into Gryffindor so I can--
-->'''Lucius''' and '''Professor Mcgonagall:''' WHAT?!?
--> Lucius drags Draco outside.
--> ''(beat)''
-->'''Professor McGonagall:''' Mcgonagall:''' Madam Malkin, what has been happening here?



-->'''Professor McGonagall:''' I leave you alone for five minutes. Five minutes, Mr. Potter, by the very clock.

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-->'''Professor McGonagall:''' Mcgonagall:''' I leave you alone for five minutes. Five minutes, Mr. Potter, by the very clock.



-->'''Professor McGonagall:''' ''(borderline hysterical)'' Draco Malfoy said in front of his father that he wanted to be sorted into Gryffindor! Joking around isn't enough to do that! What part of "get fitted for robes" sounded to you like please cast a Confundus Charm on the entire universe!

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-->'''Professor McGonagall:''' Mcgonagall:''' ''(borderline hysterical)'' Draco Malfoy said in front of his father that he wanted to be sorted into Gryffindor! Joking around isn't enough to do that! What part of "get fitted for robes" sounded to you like please cast a Confundus Charm on the entire universe!



-->''Professor McGonagall:''' No. Don't explain. I don't want to know what happened in here. Ever. There are some things I was not meant to know, and this is one of them. Whatever demonic force of chaos inhabits you, it is contagious, and I don't want to end up like poor Draco Malfoy, poor Madam Malkin and her two poor assistants.

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-->''Professor McGonagall:''' Mcgonagall:''' No. Don't explain. I don't want to know what happened in here. Ever. There are some things I was not meant to know, and this is one of them. Whatever demonic force of chaos inhabits you, it is contagious, and I don't want to end up like poor Draco Malfoy, poor Madam Malkin and her two poor assistants.

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-->Harry could predict where this conversation was about to go, and he decided in a split second of frustration that enough was enough.

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-->Harry --> ''Harry could predict where this conversation was about to go, and he decided in a split second of frustration that enough was enough.''



-->'''Harry:''' ''(mock enthusiasm)'' Lucius Malfoy! ''The'' Lucius Malfoy?
-->'''

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-->'''Harry:''' ''(mock enthusiasm)'' Lucius Malfoy! ''The'' Lucius Malfoy?
-->'''
Malfoy? Your son has been telling me all about you. But of course I knew about you all before then, everyone knows about you, the great Lucius Malfoy! The most honored laureate of all the House of Slytherin, I've been thinking about trying to get into Slytherin House myself just because I heard you were in it as a child--
-->Minerva McGonagall, enter stage left.
-->'''Professor McGonagall:''' ''(horrified)'' What are you saying, Mr. Potter?
-->'''Draco:''' ''(mock enthusiasm)'' Professor McGonagall! Is it really you? I've heard so much about you from my father, I've been thinking of trying to get Sorted into Gryffindor so I can--
-->'''Lucius''' and '''Professor McGonagall:''' WHAT?!?
--> Lucius drags Draco outside.
--> ''(beat)''
-->'''Professor McGonagall:''' Madam Malkin, what has been happening here?
--> ''Madam Malkin looked back silently for four seconds, and then cracked up. She fell against the wall, wheezing out laughter, and that set off both of her assistants, one of whom fell to her hands and knees on the floor, giggling hysterically.''
-->'''Professor McGonagall:''' I leave you alone for five minutes. Five minutes, Mr. Potter, by the very clock.
-->'''Harry:''' I was only joking around.
-->'''Professor McGonagall:''' ''(borderline hysterical)'' Draco Malfoy said in front of his father that he wanted to be sorted into Gryffindor! Joking around isn't enough to do that! What part of "get fitted for robes" sounded to you like please cast a Confundus Charm on the entire universe!
-->'''Harry:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext He was in a situational context where those actions made internal sense--]]
-->''Professor McGonagall:''' No. Don't explain. I don't want to know what happened in here. Ever. There are some things I was not meant to know, and this is one of them. Whatever demonic force of chaos inhabits you, it is contagious, and I don't want to end up like poor Draco Malfoy, poor Madam Malkin and her two poor assistants.
* The result of Harry's experiment with the Time Turner in Chapter 17.



* The result of Harry's experiment with the Time Turner in Chapter 17.

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* Chapter 5 builds to a nice climax.

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* Chapter 5 builds Harry's meeting with Draco in Madam Malkins.
-->Harry could predict where this conversation was about
to go, and he decided in a nice climax.split second of frustration that enough was enough.
-->'''Harry:''' ''(cheerfully sarcastic)'' Good heavens! It couldn't be! Your name, sir?
-->'''Draco:''' Draco Malfoy.
-->'''Harry:''' ''(mock enthusiasm)'' It is you! Draco Malfoy. I never thought I'd be so honored, sir.
-->'''Draco:''' ''(completely serious)'' Oh. It's good to meet someone who knows his place.
-->'''Harry:''' I'm delighted to meet you, Mr. Malfoy. Just unutterably delighted. And to be attending Hogwarts in your very year! It makes my heart swoon.
-->'''Draco:''' And it lightens my heart as well to see that I can expect to be treated with the respect due the Malfoy family.
-->'''Harry:''' ''(cheerfully sarcastic)'' Might you deign to shake my hand? I should wish nothing more to put the capper upon this day, nay, this month, indeed, my whole lifetime.
-->'''Draco:''' ''(still completely serious)'' I think you ask an unwarranted familiarity with my person! What have you ever done for the Malfoy family that entitles you to such a request?
-->'''Harry:''' No, no, sir, I understand. I'm sorry for asking. I should be honored to clean your boots, rather.
-->'''Draco:''' Indeed. Though your wish is understandable enough. Tell me, what House do you think you might be sorted into? I'm bound for Slytherin House, of course, like my father Lucius before me. And for you, I should guess House Hufflepuff, or possibly House Elf.
-->'''Harry:''' ''(truthful)'' Professor McGonagall says that I'm the most Ravenclaw person she's ever seen or heard tell of in legend, so much so that Rowena herself would tell me to get out more, whatever that means, and that I'll undoubtedly end up in Ravenclaw House if the Sorting Hat isn't screaming in horror too loudly for the rest of us to make out any words, end quote.
-->'''Draco:''' Wow. Your flattery was great, or I thought so, anyway--you'd do well in Slytherin House, too. Usually it's only my father who gets that sort of groveling. I'm hoping the other Slytherins will suck up to me now I'm at Hogwarts... I guess this is a good sign, then.
-->'''Harry:''' Actually, sorry, I've got no idea who you are really.
-->'''Draco:''' ''(crestfallen)'' Oh come on! Why'd you go and do that then? And how do you not know about the Malfoys? And what are those clothes you're wearing? Are your parents Muggles?
-->'''Harry:''' Two of my parents are dead. My other two parents are Muggles, and they're the ones that raised me.
-->'''Draco:''' What? Who ''are'' you?
-->'''Harry:''' Harry Potter. Pleased to meet you.
-->'''Draco:''' ''(aghast)'' Harry Potter?! ''The'' Harry--
-->''(beat)''
-->'''Draco:''' ''(mock enthusiasm)'' Harry Potter? ''The'' Harry Potter? Gosh, I've always wanted to meet you!
-->'''Harry:''' Shut up.
-->'''Draco:''' Can I have your autograph? No, wait, I want a picture with you first!
-->'''Harry:''' Shutupshutupshutup.
-->'''Draco:''' I'm just so inexpressibly delighted to meet you!
-->'''Harry:''' ''(politely)'' Burst into flames and die.
-->'''Draco:''' But you're Harry Potter, the glorious saviour of the wizarding world, defeater of the Dark Lord! Everyone's hero, Harry Potter! I've always wanted to be just like you when I grow up so I can defeat Dark Lords too--
--> Lucius Malfoy, enter stage left.
-->'''Lucius:''' ''(outraged)'' Draco, ''what'' are you ''saying''?
--> ''(beat)''
-->'''Harry:''' ''(mock enthusiasm)'' Lucius Malfoy! ''The'' Lucius Malfoy?
-->'''
* When Harry meets Crabbe and Goyle for the first time.
-->'''Harry:''' Hey Draco--Oh my god you have ''minions''!
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* "Yes, I'm very angry!" said Harry. "Grrr!" Harry's Internal Critic promptly awarded him the All-Time Award for the Worst Acting in the History of Ever.

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* "Yes, I'm very angry!" said Harry. "Grrr!" Harry's Internal Critic promptly awarded him the All-Time Award for the Worst Acting in the History of Ever.Ever.
* Harry is suffering a HeroicBSOD, retreated into his Dark Side persona to cope with Dementor exposure. In between loudly threatening the murder of everything that slightly annoys him, the nurse shovels chocolate in his mouth;
--> '''YOU SHOULD DI'''MMMPHL.
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** Chapter 5 builds to a nice climax.
** The result of Harry's experiment with the Time Turner in Chapter 17.
** Chapter 21 ends with a letter home describing Harry's (eventful) first week:
--->Dear Mum and Dad:
--->Hogwarts is lots of fun.
--->I learned how to violate the Second Law of Thermodynamics in Charms class, and I met a girl named Hermione Granger who reads faster than I do.
--->I'd better leave it at that.
** "You have lost the game", for the wrong reason.

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** * Chapter 5 builds to a nice climax.
** * The result of Harry's experiment with the Time Turner in Chapter 17.
** * Chapter 21 ends with a letter home describing Harry's (eventful) first week:
--->Dear -->Dear Mum and Dad:
--->Hogwarts -->Hogwarts is lots of fun.
--->I -->I learned how to violate the Second Law of Thermodynamics in Charms class, and I met a girl named Hermione Granger who reads faster than I do.
--->I'd -->I'd better leave it at that.
** * "You have lost the game", for the wrong reason.
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** "You have lost the game", for the wrong reason.

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** "You have lost the game", for the wrong reason.reason.
* "Yes, I'm very angry!" said Harry. "Grrr!" Harry's Internal Critic promptly awarded him the All-Time Award for the Worst Acting in the History of Ever.

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