History Funny / HarryPotterAndTheInvincibleTechnomage

* In the final round of the Triwizard Tournament, Fleur saw how Harry fought with a Wizard's Staff (he treated it like a [[SimpleStaff pugil stick]] and got Viktor with a hit to the stomach with the staff's butt, then using it for sweeping Viktor's legs from under him). Knowing he's also not bad with a MagicWand, Fleur challenges Harry to a "grappling duel" (and admits Cedric gave her the idea for it) in the finals. Once she and Harry are oiled up, she then uses her [[DistractedbyTheSexy feminine wiles]] to "deal with Harry." He lasts for "three minutes, twenty-five seconds" by Steve Rogers' count, and Harry hadn't been resisting. He ends up getting a good teasing from Steve and Sirius about it, while Cedric and Viktor argue that 1) Harry wrestled with a "hot oiled girl," and 2) did NOT ask for either of them to tag in. They then show they were ribbing Harry with the arguments too. Ludo even admits Fleur was skilled and a GuileHero (as she summoned ''Cedric's boots'' to get him off his feet, then won the Tournament by making sure Harry was DistractedByTheSexy).

* Oh, sweet mercy, the sorting song. The author doesn't even try to make one for the story and gives us this:

** I dunno that that qualifies as no effort, he apparently had to work a bit to come up with the rhymes and structure of it, and then phrasing it as a huge TakeThat at people who feel obligated to make up a stupid remix of the hats song.

* When Harry meets Krum's godfather, SelfDemonstrating/DoctorDoom. At the end of the meeting, he looks down and thanks God he did not lose control of his bladder.

* When Harry meets Krum's godfather, [[spoiler:SelfDemonstrating/DoctorDoom]]. At the end of the meeting, he looks down and thanks God he did not lose control of his bladder.
* In the final round of the Triwizard Tournament, Fleur saw how Harry fought with a Wizard's Staff (he treated it like a [[SimpleStaff pugil stick]] and got Viktor with a hit to the stomach with the staff's butt, then using it for sweeping Viktor's legs from under him). Knowing he's also not bad with a MagicWand, Fleur challenges Harry to a "grappling duel" (and admits Cedric gave her the idea for it) in the finals. [[spoiler: Once she and Harry are oiled up, she then uses her [[DistractedbyTheSexy feminine wiles]] to "deal with Harry." He lasts for "three minutes, twenty-five seconds" by Steve Rogers' count, and Harry hadn't been resisting. He ends up getting a good teasing from Steve and Sirius about it, while Cedric and Viktor argue that 1) Harry wrestled with a "hot oiled girl," and 2) did NOT ask for either of them to tag in. They then show they were ribbing Harry with the arguments too. Ludo even admits Fleur was skilled and a GuileHero (as she summoned ''Cedric's boots'' to get him off his feet, then won the Tournament by making sure Harry was DistractedByTheSexy).]]

* Apparently, Reed Richards and Tony Stark (as well as their offspring) are forbidden from participating in the Pinewood Derby for Cub Scouts, which involves making cars out of wooden blocks, no motors, no moving parts, no nothing. Somehow, Tony managed to make a frictionless surface and isolated the car from planetary motion, making it rocket off the track and embed itself three inches in solid concrete. Reed's car destroyed the track by opening a microscopic black hole at the front of the car. Neither Franklin or Harry were able to show their faces at the meetings for months without getting asked about the incident.
* Apparently Harry likes giving nicknames. While a common one for Hermione is "Herms" in fanfictions, this is probably the first time that she has ever been called "The Herminator."

* When Harry meets Krum's godfather, [[spoiler:SelfDemonstrating/DoctorDoom]]. At the end of the meeting, he looks down and thanks good he did not lose control of his bladder.

* When Harry meets Krum's godfather, [[spoiler:SelfDemonstrating/DoctorDoom]].

'''Tony''': A yoyo? I had no idea it was this serious. Well, I guess you'd best show him in.

-Cornelius Fudge"
Boy, you are a disappointment and a disgrace to the family. You are no son of mine!
-My dear mother

I told you to stay away from my wife… And my daughter!
-Cornelius Fudge

Arrrg
-Death Eater

Not in the face!

-Another Death Eater

Look at the size of that thing.
-Amelia Bones

Oh Sirius, you were incredible; you've ruined us for other men.
-Hollyhead Harpies

You will rue the day you defied me Black! Your days are numbered.
-Voldemort

What are you doing in my house?. . . And get off of my wife!
-Paul Parkinson

Damn you, Black.

-->'''Tony''': So he's planning on sitting there playing with his slinky for two days?"
-->'''Pepper''': He also has a yoyo.
-->'''Tony''': A yoyo? I had no idea it was this serious. Well, I guess you'd best show him in.

-Severus Snape

-Cornelius Fudge"