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Sodastream: [[GreenAesop Fuck plastic bottles.]]

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Sodastream: '''Sodastream:''' [[GreenAesop Fuck plastic bottles.]]



* Further vodka commercials feature him as the overbearing boss to his unfortunate BeleagueredAssistant Einarr Einarrsson.

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* Further vodka commercials feature him as the overbearing boss to his unfortunate BeleagueredAssistant Einarr Einarrsson.Einarrsson.
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* Further vodka commercials feature him as the overbearing boss to his unfortunate BelegueredAssistant Einarr Einarrsson.

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* Further vodka commercials feature him as the overbearing boss to his unfortunate BelegueredAssistant BeleagueredAssistant Einarr Einarrsson.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c19HRM0x-lA Icelandic Mountain Vodka]], which shows a typical day for Hafthor: he wakes up, [[RingRingCrunch destroys his alarm clock]], eats, works out, eats, goes for a walk in Reykjavik, pours vodka for friends, [[ActorAllusion threatens to squish the eyes of some poor schmuck who doesn't like the vodka]]...

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c19HRM0x-lA Icelandic Mountain Vodka]], which shows a typical day for Hafthor: he wakes up, [[RingRingCrunch destroys his alarm clock]], eats, works out, eats, goes for a walk in Reykjavik, pours vodka for friends, [[ActorAllusion threatens to squish the eyes of some poor schmuck who doesn't like the vodka]]...vodka]]...
* Further vodka commercials feature him as the overbearing boss to his unfortunate BelegueredAssistant Einarr Einarrsson.

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** "Heavy Bubbles: Sparkling Water That Makes You Sweat" and the barely-legible legal disclaimer: Heavy Bubbles are very heavy. Please advise a doctor before use. Don't believe everything you see on the Internet.

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** "Heavy Bubbles: Sparkling Water That Makes You Sweat" and the barely-legible legal disclaimer: disclaimer:
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Heavy Bubbles are very heavy. Please advise a doctor before use. Don't believe everything you see on the Internet.
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* The entirety of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XGd8w9RhUM "Heavy Bubbles"]] commercial and its followup:
--> '''Fan:''' Thor, how can I be like you, the strongest man on Earth?\\
'''Hafthor:''' Go away.
** Cut to Hafthor in a bubble bath.
** Heavy Bubbles: Sparkling water in dumbbell-shaped bottles.
-->'''Hafthor:''' It comes in 2 kilos, 5 kilos, and 10 kilos.\\
-table collapses-
** The fan asks what to do if he can't carry that much, and is told matter-of-factly that he will die (and skeletonizes all the while).
** Hafthor claims you can work out just by carrying it back from the supermarket, walking through a large window in the process.
-->'''Shopper:''' What if I bought other stuff?\\
'''Hafthor:''' Don't buy other stuff.
** "Heavy Bubbles: Sparkling Water That Makes You Sweat" and the barely-legible legal disclaimer: Heavy Bubbles are very heavy. Please advise a doctor before use. Don't believe everything you see on the Internet.
** Then it turns out the first was an AprilFoolsDay joke, as proven by Hafthor's very first line:
--> Is there something wrong with your head? Why would you believe such a thing? Plastic bottles are very bad for the planet.\\
-points to muscles- This is not from carrying water, this- this is irrelevant.
** Elevator music plays as a vapidly-smiling woman and man come out carting the sodastream appliance. Then an identical-looking man follows, bumping into the first, and backs out of the room... never losing the StepfordSmile.
-->'''Hafthor:''' This is not my home, this is a set. But believe me, I have a home, not exactly like this, but also not very different. Don't be annoying.\\
Sodastream: [[GreenAesop Fuck plastic bottles.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c19HRM0x-lA Icelandic Mountain Vodka]], which shows a typical day for Hafthor: he wakes up, [[RingRingCrunch destroys his alarm clock]], eats, works out, eats, goes for a walk in Reykjavik, pours vodka for friends, [[ActorAllusion threatens to squish the eyes of some poor schmuck who doesn't like the vodka]]...

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