History Funny / GranTorino

-->'''Father Janovich:''' [[OhCrap Jesus Christ, what have you done?]]

* Walt's musing on how all the Hmong people ended up in Michigan: "Everybody blames the Lutherans."

* Walt being overwhelmed by gifts at his house from grateful Hmong neighbours.

* What about the joke Walt told early on in the film?

* What, nobody mentioned this gem?

* Also a [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments heartwarming moment]]. "And don't put a big, gay spoiler on the rear end ..."

* Walts confession is pretty funny(though mixes with Tearjerker at the end)as he confesses his sins: kissing another woman at a Christmas party in 1978 while his wife was alive(though nothing else happened), that he didn't pay the taxes when he sold a boat and a motor(which was the same as stealing in his book)and that he never could connect with his sons after the war(a Tearjerker moment). Father Janovich listens, hearing nothing about the war and asks "Thats it?" Walts reaction of surprise at the sedate reaction is hilarious as well, giving the Father a glare through the screen and saying these were the things that bothered him his whole life.

** Thao then going back with advice on complaining about job, girlfriend, car etc. Thao stumbles confusedly (or sarcastically) through it all, culminating with--

-->'''Father Janovich:''' ''[[OhCrap Jesus Christ, what have you done?]]''

** Said doctor being an oriental female doctor, probably the polar opposite of Walt's former doctor.

* Also a [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments heartwarming moment]]. "And don't put a big, gay spoiler on the rear end ..."

-->'''Thao:''' "Boy does my ass hurt from all the guys on my construction job."

--->'''Walt:''' Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

--->'''Walt:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness I'd like to have confession.]]
--->'''Father Janovich:''' ''[[OhCrap Jesus Christ, what have you done?]]''

--->'''Walt''': Jesus, Joseph and Mary. These Hmong broads are like badgers.

* When Thao's mother and sister and trying to get Walt to agree to let Thao work for him. Thao says that they should just leave it because Walt doesn't want him in his house. Sue and their mother start shredding him in the Hmmong language. Walt doesn't have a clue what they are saying but even he's startled.

-->'''Thao''': "Boy does my ass hurt from all the guys on my construction job."

--->'''Walt''': Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

--->'''Walt''': [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness I'd like to have confession.]]
--->'''Father Janovich''': ''[[OhCrap Jesus Christ, what have you done?]]''

* [[spoiler:Walt's will.]]

* [[spoiler: At Walt's funeral when Father Janovich quotes Walt's "superstitious old women" speech Martin the barber can be seen chuckling.]]

** Thao then going back with advice on complaining about job, girlfriend, car etc. Thao stumbles confusedly (or sarcastically) through it all, culminating with
-->'''Thao''':"My ass hurts from all the guys on my construction job."

** It's quite clear that since Sue is shouting it in English, that Thao is hearing them tell him to [[BigShutUp shut up in both langauges.]]

* Also a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming. "And don't put a big, gay spoiler on the rear end ..."

** It's quite clear that since Sue is shouting it in english, that Thao is hearing them tell him to [[BigShutUp shut up in both langauges.]]

* When Thao's mother and sister and trying to get Walt to agree to let Thao. Thao says that they should just leave it because Walt doesn't want him in his house. Sue and their mother start shredding him in the Hmmong language. Walt doesn't have a clue what they are saying but even he's startled.

** It's quite clear that since Sue is shouting it in english, that Thao is hearing them tell him to [[BigShutUp shut up in both langauges.]]

--->'''Walt''': Jesus, Joseph and Mary. These Hmong broads are like badgers.

* [[spoiler:Walt's will.]]

--->'''Walt''': I'd like to have confession.

'''Walt:''' Yeah... [[MyNameIsNotDurwood Yum Yum]]... yeah... nice girl... nice girl, very charming girl... I talked with her... yeah. But you, you just let her walk out right out with the Three Stooges. And you know why? 'Cause you're a big fat pussy. Well, I gotta go. Good day, pussycake.

** What about the joke Walt told early on in the film?

** What, nobody mentioned this gem?

** Sue's pathetic attempt at a {{Tactful Translation}}, given that her grandmother is clearly furious at the sight of Walt in her home.
** The scene where Spider's gang deals with the Mexican gang messing with Thao. One of the Mexicans takes out a small [[RevolversAreJustBetter revolver]], but then one of Spider's guys takes out an [[BiggerStick uzi]].
* Walt's musing on how all the Hmong people ended up in Michigan: "Everybody blames the Lutherans."

* Walt's musing on how all the Hmong people ended up in Michigan: "Everybody blames the Methodists."

** The scene where Spider's gang deals with the Mexican gang messing with Thao. One of the Mexicans takes out a small [[RevolversAreJustBetter revolver]], but then one of Spider's guys takes out an [[BiggerStick uzi]].

--->'''Father Janovich''': Jesus Christ, what have you done?

** Sue's pathetic attempt at a {{Tactful Translation}}, given that her grandmother is clearly furious at the sight of Walt in her home.