History Funny / GothamSeasonFour

* A child blocks the TV Oswald is watching, she doesn't move when he asks so Oswald resorts to picking her up and putting her down out of the way.
** He addresses her as "little person".

-->'''Oswald:''' Steer a blimp? Are you out of your mind, Jim? I don't even drive my own car!

-->'''Tabitha''': If you had asked me this morning how many people I was going to kill today, I would have been way off."

-->'''Riddler''': It's not how it looks...\\
'''Lee''': It looks like you're trying to crush Jim because you think we still have feelings for each other.\\
'''Riddler''': Let's jump to how this is a good thing.

* Jerome's headstone: "SECOND TIME IS THE CHARM."

* Jerome's headstone: "SECOND TIME'S THE CHARM."

-->'''Jervis''': To wit, James, find your way to Witt and James Way. ([[SuddenlyShouting Suddenly yelling]]) Do it, or I'm gonna kill someone! ([[MoodWhiplash Suddenly very calm]]) In case you had any doubts.

-->'''Jerome:''' I'd like to thank Mr. Oswald for being our host.

-->'''Selina''': For a billionaire, your security is laaaaaaaaaaame!"

-->'''Oswald:''' ''(tightly)'' My pleasure.

-->'''Jerome''': Don't bother calling security, they're sort of- ''(the woman screams off-screen)'' headless.

-->'''Harvey''': Oh, HELL NO! YOU ARE ''NOT'' HYPNOTIZING ME ''[[CallBack AGAIN]]''! ''([[LeeroyJenkins AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!]] He promptly Charges after the two)''\\

* Oswald does a big speech to the frozen Ed, noting how he now feels trapped and "I wonder which one of us is frozen." Naturally, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Ivy points out it's Eddie.]]

-->'''Zsasz:''' ''[kisses the bride's hand and begins to grab her ring]'' Mazel tov!
-->''[his men shoot into the air and begin robbing the guests]''
-->'''Zsasz:''' ''[to the bride]'' Seriously?
-->''[The bride lets him take her ring]''
-->'''Zsasz:'''' Best. Wedding. Ever!

-->'''Harvey''': Oh, HELL NO! YOU ARE ''NOT'' HYPNOTIZING ME ''[[CallBack AGAIN]]''! ''([[LeeroyJenkins starts yelling and running]] after the two)''\\
'''Jim''': ''(amused)'' That's one way to handle it.\\

-->'''Harvey''': Oh, HELL NO! YOU ARE NOT HYPNOTIZING ME ''[[CallBack AGAIN]]''! ''(starts yelling and running after the two)''\\

-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Bruce]]''': [[BrutalHonesty You mean a]] [[SpoiledBrat spoiled brat]].

* Bruce hamming it up at the auction. A theme of the episode is Bruce learning to wear masks, whether they be actual masks or metaphorical ones in the form of new personas. He's learning now how to play [[SpoiledBrat Bruce]] [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob Wayne]].

* Bruce hamming it up at the auction. A theme of the episode is Bruce learning to wear masks, whether they be actual masks or metaphorical ones in the form of new personas. He's learning now how to play Bruce Wayne.
** Bruce and Barbara want the same knife, and twice, Bruce outbids Barbara by one dollar. The third time, he outbids her by one cent.
** And the Penguin deliberately cutting off Barbara's rival bid ''just'' because she annoys him.

* However dark and grisly the situation, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gItOPU1_T4A Pyg's rendition]] of the [[Theatre/{{Chicago}} "Meat Pie Tango"]] provides a nice moment of levity:

-->'''Professor Pyg:''' Ladies and gentlemen, as you by now have surmised, there's been a change in the program. Tonight, we are proud to present the six merry Gothamites of Squatter's Row, and Martin, from the Falcone Home and School for Orphans, in our rendition of the "Meat Pie Tango".

* However dark and grisly the situation, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddl9uOuiAgg Pyg's rendition]] of the [[Theatre/{{Chicago}} "Meat Pie Tango"]] provides a nice moment of levity:

** Gordon's face is is priceless-- On one hand, he thinks Bruce is bullshitting him; on the other, loitering on rooftops in order to find Selina is A) exactly the kind of thing Bruce would do and B) not the stupidest way to look for Selina.

--> '''Jeremiah''' (who is now sporting two black eyes): I would like to press charges against the Wayne Butler. Look at what he did to my face.

* Zsasz and Headhunter [[{{KnowWhenToFoldThem}} abandoning the assassination on Penguin to go get ice cream]], just as the cops show up.

-->'''Gordon''': Toymaker turned assassin.
-->'''Eddie''': Oh, that is so Gotham.

-->'''Barbara and Selina''': Left, left, LEFT!

* As Barbara is arguing with Sofia, Selina interjects that they should listen to her suggestion that they get out of there...
--> '''Barbara''': Why?
--> '''Selina''': [In an impressive display of [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarkery]]] Because Zsazs is standing out front with a rocket launcher.
--> [Cue OhCrap moment from Tabitha and Barbara.]

** Gordon's face is is priceless-- On one hand, he thinks Bruce is bullshitting him; on the other, loitering on rooftops in order to find Selina is exactly the kind of thing Bruce would do.