History Funny / GoofTroop

** Desperate for a snack, Pete sneaks inside Goofy's kitchen and makes himself a many-decker sandwich. Goofy, who's been learning martial arts for self-defense, dresses as a ninja and attacks Pete, whom he's mistaken for a burglar. The police come and arrested them both, thinking he was the burglar they were after and Goofy was his assailant.

'''Pete:''' BUT I WAS STARVING!!!\\

** Desperate for a snack, Pete snuck into Goofy's kitchen and made himself a many-decker sandwich. Goofy, who's been learning martial arts for self-defense, dress as a ninja and attacks Pete whom he mistaken for a burglar. The police came and arrested them both, thinking he was the burglar they were after and Goofy was his assailant.

** While in jail, Goofy and Pete were given a meal. Pete is ecstatic, but Goofy throws it back, announcing they're on a hunger strike until they're let out. Pete starts crying.

'''Max:''' (''his eyes light up'') Radical! We're gonna hug trees!\\

'''Melvin:''' (''stepping inside the office'') Hiya, chief!\\

'''Pete:''' (''whimpering'') I do?
* In "Goof Fellas", Goofy takes another jab at Pete when he’s fantasizing about how much fun he’ll have on his vacation without Goofy around.

'''Goofy:''' Petey’s stooped much lower than this! Hundreds of times! Thousands of times!

* In "Hot Air", Max straps himself to a kite and has PJ fly it across the yard so he can have the experience of flying, which quickly starts to go wrong.

* In "Hallow-Weenies", Pete drags Max, PJ and Goofy down to Spoonerville’s local haunted house, to prove to them that ghosts aren’t real.

'''PJ:''' (''trepidatiously'') Uh, why don’t you check it out, dad? Okay, we’ll, um, we’ll...\\

'''Max and PJ immediately suck him up inside a vaccum cleaner'''.
** The ghosts subject Goofy and Pete to endless slapstick to amuse themselves on Halloween, but Pete gets it slightly worse than Goofy - partly because he was the biggest non-believer, and partly because he's TheChewToy of the series. When Max and PJ capture them, Pete doesn't waste any time trying to kick them off the property, only to discover they literally can't leave. It turns out the ghosts were musicians who died in the house before they could perform a gig, and their unfinished business is keeping them from moving on. The kids come up with the idea of having them perform for an audience now and the ghosts agree to it, except they would need permission from the building's owner first. To Pete's utter horror, he realizes that would be him. In the following scene, Pete can barely contain how much he can't stand them all - speaking in a flat, clipped monotone the whole time - but he does what he has to to get rid of them.

** When the general takes them all to a military base, Goofy is put through rigorous army training, and we're given a montage of Goofy trying and failing to pass all his tests - including the lanky canine trying to get a running start so he can swing over a narrow but deep canyon with a rope. Unfortunately for Goofy, the rope hasn't been tied properly.
-->'''Narrator:''' Only the finely tuned body can bring to bear that oh-so important quality of agility! The long awaited opportunity for our citizen soldier to bring all his effort to bear on the accomplishment of one mighty quest, surging spectacularly to the heights of athletic prowess!\\
'''The rope starts to uncoil just as Goofy reaches for it.'''\\
'''Narrator:''' Which are utterly useless if the equipment hasn't been properly checked beforehand!\\
'''Goofy screams at the top of his lungs as he plunges into the canyon and lands face-down on the ground.'''

** The ghosts subject Goofy and Pete to endless slapstick to amuse themselves on Halloween, but Pete gets it slightly worse than Goofy - partly because he was the biggest non-believer, and partly because he's TheChewToy of the series. When Max and PJ capture them, Pete doesn't waste any time trying to kick them off the property, only to discover they literally can't leave. It turns out the ghosts were musicians who died in the house before they could perform a gig, and their unfinished business is keeping them from moving on. The kids come up with the idea of having them perform for an audience now and the ghosts agree to it, except they would need permission from the building's owner first. To Pete's utter horror, he realizes that would be him. In the following scene, Pete can barely contain how much he can't stand them all, speaking in a flat, clipped monotone the whole time, but he does what he has to to get rid of them.

** There's actually several episodes of "Goof Troop" devoted to Pete competing against his fellow car salesmen for bragging rights. The idea that there's this whole network of sleazy car salesmen in Spoonerville who have nothing better to do with their time except rub their success in each other's faces is so petty and immature that it's funny in and of itself.

* The interrogation scene in "Lethal Goofin'", particularly when Nail is made to identify Mr. Big by being forced to look at PJ shaking his butt.

'''PJ:''' (stammering) Oh, uh, hi, sir! Max will be back in a second! \\

'''PJ:''' (''smiling anxiously'') Oh, well, I'm just seeing how hot I can make my knees, you know? \\

** Max and PJ's classmate, Cooper, decides to introduce PJ to weightlifting, and the two boys immediately hit it off. Max, feeling a bit jealous and left out, tries way too hard to impress the others, and as a result, his clumsiness causes him to make a complete fool of himself.

'''Max:''' (''impatiently'') Eh, this thing's a cinch! (''Max punches it'') Oww! (''the punching bag swings back and hits Max square in the face, knocking him over'')

* In "Shake, Rattle & Goof", Max and PJ decide to live out their dreams of being rock stars and go on tour as '[[TitleDrop The Goof Troop]]', with Pete as their manager and Goofy as their roadie. However, they have to contend with their record producer, a man who can actually give Pete competition when it comes to being money-hungry, who exploits them for every penny they have. When they spend the night in a shady, rundown motel, Max and PJ try to make small talk and convince themselves that they’re having a fun time, while simultaneously admitting that they wouldn’t mind having some sheets on their empty beds. What makes this awkward predicament even funnier is the immediate reveal that Goofy and Pete had exactly one blanket between them on their own bed, and neither one of their parents felt inclined to share. The following morning, Max presses their producer for some answers and he gets a rather stark reply.

** By the end of the second act, when the supposed glitz and glamour of show business has worn off remarkably fast, most of the gang collectively agree that this tour was a horrible mistake - except for Goofy, who’s loving every minute of it.

** At the end of the day, Goofy and Pete have learned nothing from the experience, as usual, [[HereWeGoAgain and are already planning to push their kids to get into football]]. Max and PJ actually ''break the fourth wall'' to get out of Dodge as fast as they can, before their crazy parents can put them through another ordeal.

** By the episode's coda, most of the Goof Troop gang is relieved that their ordeal is finally over and that they've managed to get out from under the Colonel's thumb - except for Goofy. Goofy admits that he hasn't had enough of the limelight yet and that he'd like to go back and sign a new deal as a solo act - becoming a super flamboyant, one-man band. Pete, Max and PJ have a NoJustNoReaction to that idea: they share a knowing look, smirk, and then haul Goofy away from the premises by force, ignoring all his protests.

'''Pistol:''' (''laughs'') Oh, daddy. I'm not flying, I'm landing.\\

-->'''Goofy:''' Max, what's going on?! Where are we going?!\\

** In the third act, Goofy and Pete meet their doppelgangers, who look exactly like them but with their personalities flipped. Goofy’s super aggressive doppelganger chews out Pete for putting their inheritance in jeopardy and threatens him to fix it or else, which leaves Pete feeling deeply unnerved by the whole encounter. What really sells this scene is the surrealness of Bill Farmer and Jim Cummings mimicking each other's characters while still maintaining Goofy and Pete's usual voices.

** When Goofy, Max, Pete, PJ, Harold and Cooper decide to team up so they can find Ronald Streudelnossher, they all decide to wear dark burglar clothes so they can sneak around town stealthily. But when they track the man down by following the trail of things that fell out of the clown car he's riding in, they all decide to put on clown clothes for literally no reason.

** At one point, Max floods the basement with water to give Bubbles plenty of room to swim. Goofy heads downstairs to put his socks in the dryer, while his nose is planted in a book, and in typical Goofy fashion, manages to completely miss everything that's wrong - he only wonders why his socks are still wet after he's done.

* Even PJ manages to get one in "Great Egg-Spectations", when he spots the egg: "Dude! A giant albino M&M!"

'''Peg:''' Hey, we haven't got all day!\\