History Funny / GodzillaXKongTheNewEmpire

* After managing to kill one of the pig-like Wartdogs, Kong hauls it up to his cave to eat, but is hampered by his broken and infected tooth which makes him wince in pain. And while he's distracted, who else should come along but the AscendedMeme Doug the Foetodon, who quickly tries to steal his catch! After a brief tug of war, Kong finally relents with an annoyed "Alright, ''fine!''" expression, allowing the triumphant Doug to scurry away with a large chunk of the carcass.

* Suko leads Kong into a lake, where Kong is attacked by a giant aquatic beast. Suko flees, thinking Kong's done for. Suko is proven wrong when Kong manages to throw his axe ''[[ImprobableAimingSkills right in Suko's path]]'', making the young ape trip over the handle and faceplant. The look Kong gives him afterward says "I trust you won't be trying that again?".
** Just the hilariously ''menacing'' closeups of Suko's face as Kong wanders into the lake, clearly setting him up for a trap. The dissonance of an adorable child being ''willing to commit murder on his own kind'' is darkly amusing in its own way.

* In the Skar King's kingdom, Skar King and his fellow apes all mock Kong and laugh at him... [[EvilIsPetty for having a prosthetic silver tooth.]] And the apes are only laughing because Skar King commanded them to, so basically Skar King was the ''only'' one that thinks false teeth are funny. For some unexplained reason.

* While chasing Kong, five of Skar King's minions manage to corner him in a canyon. Said canyon is one of Kong's trapped regions, fitted with a tripwire which is set up to drop boulders on the victim. One-Eye notices the tripwire, and informs the other minions to step over it. However, when Suko triggers the trap himself, One-Eye turns back towards the tripwire for a moment in shock as if to say "HUH!? But none of us tripped the wire!"

* Kong and Godzilla's mannerisms when the latter charges in for a fight. It could be summed up as Godzilla saying, "Come back for more, monkey?!" and Kong replying with "Dude, I just came here to- [[OhCrap I JUST WANT TO TALK!]]".

** One gets the impression that Godzilla's murderous rage was partially fuelled by Kong dragging him by the tail and making him look like a chump.

** The body language of the Titans is perfection. Kong is surprised and shocked at Mothra's appearance, but anything that keeps Godzilla from murdering him (again) is a welcome respite in his eyes. Mothra is quite clearly scolding Godzilla for being a territorial jerk, and Godzilla looks away embarrassed, like he's thinking "Okay, yeah. I'm the asshole here."

* At one point while he's leaving Rome to head for Tiamat's lair, an annoyed Godzilla nips and roars at a Italian helicopter that was getting too close, with a look that all but screams, "Buzz off, fly!"

* Kong and Godzilla's mannerisms when the latter charges in for a fight. It could be summed up as Godzilla saying, "Come back for more, monkey?!" and Kong replying with "Dude, I just came here to- I JUST WANT TO TALK!".

* Kong's reaction when Godzilla charges at him for a fight, which just screams "Dude, I ain't here to fight! Chill out!".

* When Skar King's lieutenant (One-Eye) is fleeing, Kong flings a boulder at him from far away, and actually manages to hit him with impressive precision.

* When Skar King's main lieutenant first notices that Kong is inside the lair, he tries to inform him only to get shoved by one of the guards at the entrance of the throne room
** When Skar King finally leaves his throne room he growls angrily at his lieutenant for disturbing him.

* While chasing Kong, five of Skar King's minions manage to corner him in a canyon. Said canyon is one of Kong's trapped regions, fitted with a tripwire which is set up to drop boulders on the victim. The main enforcer (Skar King's lieutenant) notices the tripwire, and informs the other minions to step over it. However, when Suko triggers the trap himself, the ape turns back towards the tripwire for a moment in shock as if to say "HUH!? But none of us tripped the wire!"
** A moment of Black Comedy too when the enforcer grabs another ape to use as a meat shield!

* Kong's reaction when Godzilla charges at him for a fight, which just screams "Dude, I ain't her to fight! Chill out!".

* After punching Skar King so hard that he loses a tooth, Kong lets a snide chuckle. Almost as if to say "What are you gonna do 'bout it?"

* Kong's reaction when Godzilla charges at him for a fight, which just screams "Dude, chill out!".

* Godzilla feeding on the nuclear power plants in France comes of as HilariousInHindsight given that French nuclear testing was responsible for the rise of a certain other American Godzilla.

* When one of Skar King's followers tries to flee, Kong flings a boulder at him from far away, and actually manages to hit him with impressive precision.

** A moment of Black Comedy too when the enforcer grabs another ape to use as a MeatShield!

* When Skar King's main lieutenant first notices that Kong in the lair, he tries to inform him only to get shoved by one of the guards at the entrance of the throne room

* While chasing Kong, five of Skar King's minions manage to corner him in a canyon. Said canyon is one of Kong's trapped regions, fitted with a tripwire which is set up to drop boulders on the victim. The main enforcer notices the tripwire, and informs the other minions to step over it. However, when Suko triggers the trap himself, the ape turns back towards the tripwire for a moment in shock as if to say "HUH!? But none of us tripped the wire!"

* After killing many Wartdogs with his traps, Kong decides to scare the rest of the pack away by ripping one of them in half above his head to spill its entrails and blood all over himself while letting out a monstrous, frightful roar that terrifies the pack into submission. What stops this from being pure nightmare fuel is that Kong then smells himself immediately afterwards and winces at how much this move has made him stink and showers beneath a waterfall as soon as he can.

* When Kong first reaches the lair of the Skar King, he stops one of the Skar King's enforcers from abusing a slave labourer who's too tired to keep on mining stone and is roared and yelled at by the enforcer for a hot minute before Kong [[ShutUpHannibal interrupts the ranting]] [[TalkToTheFist with a swift punch to the face]] that knocks the ape out cold. The rant and punch is shot in a first person point of view perspective from Kong's eyes, adding to the meme like quality of the sequence. It's basically the Kaiju version of "Talk Shit, Get Hit".
* In the Skar King's kingdom, Skar King and his fellow apes all mock Kong and laugh at him... [[EvilIsPetty for having a prosthetic silver tooth.]] And the apes are only laughing because Skar King commanded them to, so basically Skar King was the ''only'' one that thinks false teeth are funny.

** The most amusing part of this is when one realizes Kong's plan b to get Godzilla to the fight was basically ''kidnapping him.''

* In the Skar King's kingdom, Skar King and his fellow apes all mock Kong and laugh at him... [[EvilIsPetty for having a prosthetic silver tooth.]] And the apes are only laughing because Skar King commanded them to, so basically Sakr King was the ''only'' one that thinks false teeth are funny.

* Godzilla making the Roman Colosseum into his new house, sleeping there after he kills Scylla and returning there after Skar King is killed. Godzilla has become his own national monument! The Italian authorities aren't very pleased by this arrangement... but as Monarch points out, if not for Godzilla then Scylla would have flattened Rome so they kind of owe him, and there's not much they can actually ''do'' to get him to leave if he doesn't want to.

* At one point while he's leaving Rome to head for Tiamat's lair, an annoyed Godzilla nips and roars at a helicopter that was getting too close, with a look that all but screams, "Buzz off, fly!"

* During Ilene's visit to his apartment, Bernie complains about having to contend with a particularly bothersome troll. Said troll's username? ''[[MonsterFangirl GhidorahStan64.]]''

* Suko leads Kong into a lake, where Kong is attacked by a giant aquatic beast. Suko flees, thinking Kong's done for. Suko is proven wrong when Kong manages to throw his axe ''[[ImprobableAimingSkills right in Suko's path]]'', making the young ape trip over the handle and faceplant.

* In the Skar King's kingdom, Skar King and his fellow apes all mock Kong and laugh at him... [[EvilIsPetty for having a prosthetic silver tooth.]]

* The Monarch team watches nervously as Kong investigates the B.E.A.S.T. Glove on his hand, Trapper noting he either will like it or rip it off with his teeth. Thankfully Kong approves of the device.

* While chasing Kong, they manage to corner him in a canyon. Said canyon is one of Kong's trapped regions, fitted with a tripwire which is set up to drop boulders on the victim. The balding ape notices the tripwire, and informs the other apes to step over it. However, when Suko triggers the trap himself, the ape turns back towards the tripwire for a moment in shock as if to say "HUH!? But none of us tripped the wire!"