History Funny / Godzilla

-->"Well I'm not as afraid of Godzilla, as I am of the editor. [[DaEditor He's meaner]]."

-->'''Glenn:''' "Can't you drive [King Ghidorah] away?"
-->'''Controller:''' "If you have an idea how to do it, won't you tell us?"

** ''[[Funny/GodzillaKingOfTheMonsters2019 Godzilla: King of the Monsters]] (2019)

** From the same movie, Megaguirus tries to perform a DiagonalCut on Godzilla with her pincers, that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlPlw64JMT8&feature=related Godzilla seems to dodge]]...then one of Megaguirus's pincers slide off, revealing that Godzilla performed a counter-DiagonalCut with his dorsal spikes. doubles as CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

* [[SoBadItsGood A good chunk of the Showa Era]] ''Franchise/{{Godzilla}}'' movies, [[FandomBerserkButton but don't rub it into the fandom]].

-->'''Miki:''' "...And about you."

--> '''Shobijin''' (reacting to something Godzilla said): Godzilla, what [[SirSwearsALot terrible language]]!

* Issue 4 of "Rulers of Earth": after Godzilla, Mothra, and her twin larvae send Destoroyah packing, Godzilla turns to leave while one larva goes to Mothra to help her. The other larva tries to [[MythologyGag bite the tip of Godzilla's tail]], but he gives it a sidelong DeathGlare and the larva sheepishly backs away with a guilty expression.

* Zilla [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere getting the hell out of Dodge]] when Godzilla (whom he'd been battling with) gets distracted by the military in ''Rulers Of Earth''.

* In GodzillaFinalWars, Godzilla is fighting King Ceasar, Rodan, and Anguirus. Anguirus, in rolling death ball form, charges Godzilla, who swats him away with his tail toward King Ceasar. King Ceasar responds by performing a soccer kick and sending Anguirus back toward Godzilla, though missing. Godzilla proceeds to... try and intercept Anguirus like a goal keeper, though he fails.

** If he survived, which is possible, he would be lying frozen and still have been killed by the meltdown.

* Destoroyah's [[OhCrap realization]] that Godzilla (or his detonation) were likely going to slaughter him due to the intense heat; he actively [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere tries to flee from the biggest threat]]; but [[HoistByHisOwnPetard is shot down by freeze rays and frozen, then shattering upon impact with the solid ground.]]

** When Minilla first learned the atomic breath, and then tried to use the ability against the badguy's.

--> '''Xillian Commander''': '''[[LargeHam GGAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRISE!!!!!]]'''

--> '''Mothra''': Oh Godzilla, what [[SirSwearsALot terrible language]]!

--> "...Ken, we chase a giant, radioactive dinosaur for a living and your worried about getting cancer from ''a cigarette''.

* [[SoBadItsGood Most]] ''Franchise/{{Godzilla}}'' movies, [[SeriousBusiness but don't tell that to the fandom]].

* Zilla [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere getting the hell out of Dodge]] when Godzilla (whom he'd been battling with) gets distracted by the military in ''Rulers Of Earth''.

** The Xillian commander is a walking version of this trope; from his enraged freakout when Zilla gets demolished by Godzilla to his hilariously over-the-top banter with the other hammy characters. [[ButtMonkey Gigan, too]]; after being built up as Mothra's mortal enemy...he gets killed ''twice''; once via [[OffWithHisHead Godzilla-related decapitation]], the other a [[MadeOfExplodium double kill]] [[TakingYouWithMe via Mothra]].

** Kiryu giving Kumonga a piggyback ride to New York City.

* Destoroyah's [[OhCrap realization]] that Godzilla (or his detonation) were likely going to slaughter him due to the intense heat; he actively [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere tries to flee from the biggest threat]]; but [[HoistByHisOwnPetard is shot down by freeze rays and frozen, then shattering upon impact with the solid ground.]]

--> '''Xillian Commander''': [[LargeHam GAIIIGAAAN! RIIIIIISE!]]

*** Minya in general tends to be this; if he's not [[EpicFail failing at being like Godzilla]], he's usually either fleeing from a fight or [[SmarterThanYouLook luring the]] [[MonsterOfTheWeek latest Minya-hating kaiju]] [[SmarterThanYouLook into a trap.]] And making ''donkey sounds'' all the while'', no less.

--> '''Ken''': ...I never saw the point of bringing a gun to a Godzilla fight.

--> '''[[LiteralMinded Boxer]]''': (in front of a power plant) "It's a global emergency, fill 'er up!"

-->I'm more afraid of Godzilla, than I am of the editor. [[DaEditor He's meaner]].