History Funny / GodSlayingBladeWorks

* [[spoiler: Guinivere trying, and failing, to stop her growing attraction to Shirou.]]

* People wondering what the hell Shirou was thinking when he made the Feast of the Kings and later on [[spoiler: inviting Guinivere, the Queen of the Divine Ancestors to attend]]. JumpCut to Shirou asking himself what the hell was he thinking at the moment.

* Shirou's inability to understand just how rich he actually is, and having to explain to Illya with teddie bears just how much money something costs.

-->'''Illya:''' Once they've reached the rank of servant then we can give them official badges."
* Shirou sends a minor curse of misfortune on someone stalking Illya, assuming it was an agent for the resident Mages Association or Godou. It actually was Sorimachi, a ''huuuuge'' otaku obsessed by little sisters-dating sims who thought Illya was the "perfect" little sister... only to learn she already had a big brother.

* Illya's ImagineSpot when she see herself as a mafia princess when she thinks Shirou will resurect a mafioso/yakuza to solve their problems. What sold it is her asking if she can tan her bodyguard and call him Berserker.

* Godou somehow [[MindScrew partially dematerializes a Noble Phantasm]]. They're not supposed to be able to do that. Keep in mind, Nasuverse magic is really glitchy. There are more exceptions than actual rules on the high-end of thaumaturgy, but we have never seen someone break the rules of magic... through sheer failure.

** It's even more amusing when one remembers that it's Shirou who has such an authority.

* People wondering what the hell Shirou was thinking when he made the Feast of the Kings and later on [[spoiler: inviting Guinivere, the Queen of the Divine Ancestors to attend]]. JumpCut to Shirou thinking what the hell was he thinking at the moment.
* The entirety of what one of Shirou's authorities, namely Hero's Bride, does. Or rather, who it targets, because over time it manages to become increasingly amusing and absurd. So far the targets are his homunculus younger sister Ilya (with her "I can't really be with him because we're siblings and it's sad" thing) who once tried to kill him, [[spoiler:divine ancestor Guinevere]] (whose precocious-seeming crush is fairly cute) who should by all means be his enemy, and then [[spoiler:fallen goddess Tiamat]] (who immediately started fighting with the former over Shirou) who actually was his enemy. As absurd as Godou's harem gathering is, the guy at least has humans in it, whereas Shirou goes for anything but. But then again, you'd expect nothing less from the guy who already wooed a Servant (Actually [[VisualNovel/FateHollowAtaraxia two]]) and the human vessel of the tainted Holy Grail.

* Athena bids Godou good morning by casually swinging her scythe at him. He casually blocks it and says, "Good morning" to her too. After a moment, it sinks in and he laments that he's starting to get used to the craziness.

** Her later daydream about making a ruby as big as her head in a Mystic Code. In front of [[SitcomArchNemesis Luvia Edelfelt]], no less - serve this cow right, flaunting her wealth in front of our favorite tsundere!
* Godou being chosen as the 'victim' of his class' haunted house, just because his male classmates wanted to (fake) stab him.
* The omakes where Kayneth summon Luo Hao as Lancer. There is something utterly catartic in Luo Hao sending Kayneth flying for being a rude 'vassal'.

* Odysseus looks at a modern yacht and says it looks lame compared to his old ship. Then he admits that modern ships at least have bathrooms, and if his old ship had one, it would have made his voyages a lot more pleasant. Circe is disgusted and says [[TooMuchInformation he didn't have to mention that last part]].

* Shirou's inability to understand just how rich he actually is and having to explain to Illya with teddie bears just how much money something costs.
* Rin learning about Rule of the Underworld. What make it worse is that Shirou actually had a nightmare about her finding out and still wrote about it his diary, a diary that he intended to send Sakura, you know, Rin's sister.
** One of the other students at the clock tower is severely creeped out by the evil laughter she hears Rin make.

* Godou being chosen as the 'victim' of his class haunted house, just because his male classmates wanted to (fake) stab him.

* The omakes where Kayneth summon Luo Hao as Lancer. There is something utterly catartic in Luo Hao sending Kayneth flying for being a rude 'vassal'.

* First thing Shirou sees when he awakens in the Campioneverse? [[ItMakesSenseInContext Illy trying to steal his pants.]]

* Illia's ImagineSpot when she see herself as a mafia princess when she thinks Shirou will resurect a mafioso/yakuza to solve their problems. What sold it is her asking if she can tan her bodyguard and call him Berserker.

* Godou somehow [[MindScrew partially dematerializes a Noble Phantasm]]. They're not supposed to be able to do that. Keep in mind, Nasuverse magic is really glitchy. There are more exceptions than actual rules on the high-end of thaumaturgy, but this troper has never seen someone break the rules of magic... through sheer failure.

* Athena bids Godou good morning by casually swinging her scythe at him. He casually blocks it and says, "Good morning" to her too. After a moment, it sinks in and he starts lamenting that he's starting to get used to the craziness.

** One of the other students at the clock tower is severely creeped out by the evil laughte she hears Rin make.

* Shirou's inability to understand just how rich he actually is and having to explaining to Illya with teddie bears just how much money something costs.
* Rin learning about Rule of the Underworld. What make it worse is that Shirou actually had nightmare about her finding out and still wrote about it his diary, diary that he intended to send Sakura, you know, Rin's sister.

* The Eight Campione, a Supreme Ruler towering over any absolute monarch, is reduced to grovel and beg his new housekeeper to not keep him away from cooking duty. Even Shirou later acknowledges it's ActuallyPrettyFunny in a poetic way.

* Shirou's inabiliry to understand just how rich he actually is and having to explaining to Illya with teddie bears just how much money something costs.

* People wondering what the hell Shirou was thinking when he made the Feast of the Kings and later on [[spoiler: inviting Guinivere, the Queen of the Divine Ancestors to attend. JumpCut to Shirou thinking what the hell was he thinking at the moment.

* Shirou and Godou both accusing the other of having a harem and both denying it.

* Erica suggests Godou try to seduce Athena and add her to the harem. He's incredibly shocked when the rest of his harem agrees and wonders why he's the only one who sees how crazy this is.

-->Illya: Heeeyyyy onii-chan, come on and have a look at this. [[spoiler: I've got minions.]]

-->Illya: Once they've reached the rank of servant then we can give them official badges."

--> Shirou: By the Root! Had one of the gods Kusanagi slew been a deity of manhood and fertility?!

* After being introduced to it, Lancelot quickly becomes an anime nut.

* Odysseus looks at a modern yacht and says it looks lame compared to his old ship. Then he admits that modern ships at least have bathrooms, and if his old ship had one, it would have made his voyages a lot more pleasant. Circe is disgusted and says [[TooMuchInformation he didn't have to mention that last part]].

* The entirety of what one of Shirou's authorities, namely Hero's Bride, does. Or rather, who it targets, because over time it manages to become increasingly amusing and absurd. So far the targets are his homunculus younger sister Ilya (with her "I can't really be with him because we're siblings and it's sad" thing) who once tried to kill him, [[spoiler:divine ancestor Guinevere]] (whose precocious-seeming crush is fairly cute) who should by all means be his enemy, and then [[spoiler:fallen goddess Tiamat]] (who immediately started fighting with the former over Shirou) who actually was his enemy. As absurd as Godou's harem gathering is, the guy at least has humans in it, whereas Shirou goes for anything but. But then again, you'd expect nothing less from the guy who already wooed a Servant and the human vessel of the tainted Holy Grail.
* Odysseus looks at a modern yacht and says it looks lame compared to his old ship. Then he admits that modern ships at least have bathrooms, and if his old ship had one, it would have made his voyages a lot more pleasant. Circe is disgusted and says [[TooMuchInformation he didn't have to mention that last part]].

* The entirety of what one of Shirou's authorities, namely Hero's Bride, does. Or rather, who it targets, because over time it manages to become increasingly amusing and absurd. So far the targets are his homunculus younger sister Ilya (with her "I can't really be with him because we're siblings and it's sad" thing) who once tried to kill him, [[spoiler:divine ancestor Guinevere]] (whose precocious-seeming crush is fairly cute) who should by all means be his enemy, and then [[spoiler:fallen goddess Tiamat]] (who immediately started fighting with the former over Shirou) who actually was his enemy. As absurd as Godou's harem gathering is, the guy at least has humans in it, whereas Shirou goes for anything but. But then again, you'd expect nothing less from the guy who already wooed a Servant and the human vessel of the tainted Holy Grail.

* Godou somehow [[MindScrew partially dematerializes a Noble Phantasm]]. They're not supposed to be able to do that.

* Illya meeting Liliana while out shopping and asking about how things are going. It's just the usual fare, Lily blushes when said to be part of Godou's harem. But then Illya asks her about "the situation between her onii-chan and Godou", and then ever so slightly backs away at [[CovertPervert Lily's]] [[HoYay reaction.]]

** Later, she considers promoting one of them. The levels of advancement are (from lowest to highest): minion, lackey, flunky, crony, pawn, and servant.

* Shirou eavesdropping on Liliana "[[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame defending]]" Godou from being a [[CluelessChickMagnet supposed]] harem king.

* Godou somehow [[MindScrew partially dematerializes a Noble Phantasm]]. They're not supposed to be able to do that.

-->Illya: Once they've reached the rank of servant then we can give them official badges."

-->Illya: Heeeyyyy onii-chan, come on and have a look at this. [[spoiler: I've got minions.]]