History Funny / GodSlayingBladeWorks

* Illya's ImagineSpot when she see herself as a mafia princess when she thinks Shirou will resurect a mafioso/yakuza to solve their problems. What sells it is her asking if she can tan her bodyguard and call him Berserker.

* Shirou sends a minor curse of misfortune on someone stalking Illya, assuming it was an agent for the resident Mage's Association or Godou. It was actually Sorimachi, a ''huuuuge'' otaku obsessed by little sisters-dating sims who thought Illya was the "perfect" little sister... only to learn she already had a big brother.

* When Guinevere gives Shirou the title "King of Steel", everyone is amazed and congratulates him (Campione titles are SeriousBusiness) while Godou, who like Shirou is ignorant about most Campione matters, gets confused and doesn't understand what the big deal is.
* The entirety of what one of Shirou's authorities, namely The Hero's Bride, does. Or rather, who it targets, because over time it manages to become increasingly amusing and absurd. So far the targets are his homunculus younger sister Ilya (with her "I can't really be with him because we're siblings and it's sad" thing) who once tried to kill him, Divine Ancestor Guinevere (whose precocious-seeming crush is fairly cute) who should by all means be his enemy, and then fallen goddess Tiamat (who immediately started fighting with the former over Shirou) who actually was his enemy. As absurd as Godou's harem gathering is, that guy at least has humans in it, whereas Shirou's harem consists of anything but. But then again, you'd expect nothing less from the guy who already wooed a Servant (actually [[VisualNovel/FateHollowAtaraxia two]]) and the human vessel of the tainted Holy Grail.

** Taken UpToEleven in an omake where Hero's Bride becomes an [[EvolvingAttack Evolving Authority]], getting more powerful with each God he slays. It Gender Flips everyone he saves to girls and allows him to make perfectly identical clones of them that can remain permanent. He has far more resources and power than he did even in the fic, but he feels he's honestly BlessedWithSuck.

* The omakes where Kayneth summon Luo Hao as Lancer. There is something utterly catartic in Luo Hao sending Kayneth flying for being a rude "vassal".

* After Godou rescues Illya from being possessed by Arhiman, she thanks him, but says she will not join his harem because her heart belongs to Shirou. He is left flabbergasted.

* Illya in general, when she isn't being awesome.

* Chapter 9: Illya in general, when she isn't being awesome.
-->'''Illya:''' Heeeyyyy onii-chan, come on and have a look at this. [[spoiler: I've got minions.]]

-->'''Illya:''' Once they've reached the rank of servant then we can give them official badges.

* [[spoiler: Guinevere trying, and failing, to stop her growing attraction to Shirou.]]

* People wondering what the hell Shirou was thinking when he made the Feast of the Kings and later on [[spoiler: inviting Guinevere, the Queen of the Divine Ancestors to attend]]. JumpCut to Shirou asking himself what the hell was he thinking at the moment.

* The entirety of what one of Shirou's authorities, namely The Hero's Bride, does. Or rather, who it targets, because over time it manages to become increasingly amusing and absurd. So far the targets are his homunculus younger sister Ilya (with her "I can't really be with him because we're siblings and it's sad" thing) who once tried to kill him, [[spoiler:Divine Ancestor Guinevere]] (whose precocious-seeming crush is fairly cute) who should by all means be his enemy, and then [[spoiler:fallen goddess Tiamat]] (who immediately started fighting with the former over Shirou) who actually was his enemy. As absurd as Godou's harem gathering is, that guy at least has humans in it, whereas Shirou's harem consists of anything but. But then again, you'd expect nothing less from the guy who already wooed a Servant (actually [[VisualNovel/FateHollowAtaraxia two]]) and the human vessel of the tainted Holy Grail.