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* [[CallingYourAttacks "GOBLIN STABBIN' ATTACK! GOBLIN STABBIN' ATTACK!]] '''[[CallingYourAttacks GOBLINSTABBINATTACK!"]]'''
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* It opens with a pretty hilarious introduction of our HeroicComedicSociopath partaking in his favorite pastime: killing Goblins. His opening line says it all.
-->'''Goblin Slayer''': "Ha-ha-ha. Laughing and dancing in your DISGUSTING sacred tree fortress, huh? NOT on my watch! My ''GAWBLIN''-slaying watch!"
-->'''Goblin Slayer''': "Ha-ha-ha. Laughing and dancing in your DISGUSTING sacred tree fortress, huh? NOT on my watch! My ''GAWBLIN''-slaying watch!"
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--->'''Apprentice Cleric:''' We do kill rats in the sewer, so... maybe?
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-->'''Table:'''
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** Four words: "It's goblin pee-pee."
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'''Goblin Slayer:''' Hey! We're not on a naaame basis yet. What's your name?\\
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'''Goblin Slayer:''' Hey! We're not on a naaame NAAAAAAME basis yet. What's your name?\\
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'''Goblin Slayer:''' I wish I was innocent like you. But I'm not. I'm full of rage, and beans, SPIRIT, PRIDE, AND HEART, AND SOUL, AND RAGE, AND BEANS! SPICY BEANS! The only good goblin is a dead goblin! ''NOW LET'S MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!''
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'''Goblin Slayer:''' I wish I was innocent like you. But I'm not. I'm full of rage, and beans, SPIRIT, PRIDE, AND HEART, AND SOUL, AND RAGE, AND BEANS! SPICY BEANS! The only good goblin is a dead goblin! ''NOW LET'S MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!''GOOOOD!''
* GS's insistence that he and Priestess refer to each other by their job title and not their actual names.
-->'''Priestess:''' What are you?\\
'''Goblin Slayer:''' Slayer. Goblin Slayer.\\
'''Priestess:''' Wha- no! I mean your name, not your job title!\\
'''Goblin Slayer:''' Hey! We're not on a naaame basis yet. What's your name?\\
'''Priestess:''' My name is-\\
'''Goblin Slayer:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WRONG!!!]]
-->''(Priestess screams as GS takes the knife out of her shoulder)''\\
'''Goblin Slayer:''' Your name is Priestess! No names! Not in this line of work!
* After GS makes Priestess drink the goblin urine, he shows his contempt for said goblins in a rather... enthusiastic way.
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Congratulations, you just passed your first goblin test. Only goblins drink their own piss. ''(disgustedly)'' Vile creatures. I don't like 'em. Hate 'em. Hate '''GOBLINS'''. HATE 'EM! ''(screams out while shaking his fists)''
* GS's insistence that he and Priestess refer to each other by their job title and not their actual names.
-->'''Priestess:''' What are you?\\
'''Goblin Slayer:''' Slayer. Goblin Slayer.\\
'''Priestess:''' Wha- no! I mean your name, not your job title!\\
'''Goblin Slayer:''' Hey! We're not on a naaame basis yet. What's your name?\\
'''Priestess:''' My name is-\\
'''Goblin Slayer:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WRONG!!!]]
-->''(Priestess screams as GS takes the knife out of her shoulder)''\\
'''Goblin Slayer:''' Your name is Priestess! No names! Not in this line of work!
* After GS makes Priestess drink the goblin urine, he shows his contempt for said goblins in a rather... enthusiastic way.
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Congratulations, you just passed your first goblin test. Only goblins drink their own piss. ''(disgustedly)'' Vile creatures. I don't like 'em. Hate 'em. Hate '''GOBLINS'''. HATE 'EM! ''(screams out while shaking his fists)''
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-->'''Priestess:''' (in "You get used to it" mode) It's way stickier than it looks. Like, ''way'' stickier.
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-->'''Priestess:''' (in [''in "You get used to it" mode) mode''] It's way stickier than it looks. Like, ''way'' stickier.
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* High Elf Archer is just as hilarious as the original, particularly when she gets drunk.
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Ok. Once upon a time, there were two moons...
-->'''High Elf Archer:''' BULLSHIT!
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Ok, ok. Once upon a time, there ''are'' two moons...
-->'''High Elf Archer:''' I'm listening...
* The idea that Goblin Slayer's story of where goblins come from boils down to "One of the moons was full of Green, which turned into Evil, which turned into goblins!"
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Ok. Once upon a time, there were two moons...
-->'''High Elf Archer:''' BULLSHIT!
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Ok, ok. Once upon a time, there ''are'' two moons...
-->'''High Elf Archer:''' I'm listening...
* The idea that Goblin Slayer's story of where goblins come from boils down to "One of the moons was full of Green, which turned into Evil, which turned into goblins!"
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* The entire campfire scene:
** High Elf Archer is just as hilarious as the original, particularly when she gets drunk.
-->'''Goblin --->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Ok. Once upon a time, there were two moons...
-->'''High --->'''High Elf Archer:''' BULLSHIT!
-->'''Goblin --->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Ok, ok. Once upon a time, there ''are'' two moons...
-->'''High --->'''High Elf Archer:''' I'm listening...
* ** The idea that Goblin Slayer's story of where goblins come from boils down to "One of the moons was full of Green, which turned into Evil, which turned into goblins!"goblins!"
** Everything to do with "goblination."
** High Elf Archer is just as hilarious as the original, particularly when she gets drunk.
** Everything to do with "goblination."
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* High Elf Archer. Goblin guts. Comedy gold.
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Put this on.
-->'''High Elf Archer:''' What? Goblin blood? There is no way I'm--!
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Goblins love three things: Elves, women and what they do to elven women. Goblins are sensitive to smells. They'll snort you out from a mile away. You best put this on girly, before the goblins think we're bringing them a buffet!
-->'''High Elf Archer:''' Surely he's joking, right? Right?
-->'''Priestess:''' (in "You get used to it" mode) It's way stickier than it looks. Like, ''way'' stickier.
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Sniff sniff! I'm a goblin! You just got goblinated!
-->[''Goblin Slayer looming behind High Elf Archer'']
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' [''as High Elf Archer whimpers''] Put it on. PUT IT ONNNNNNNNNN!
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Put this on.
-->'''High Elf Archer:''' What? Goblin blood? There is no way I'm--!
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Goblins love three things: Elves, women and what they do to elven women. Goblins are sensitive to smells. They'll snort you out from a mile away. You best put this on girly, before the goblins think we're bringing them a buffet!
-->'''High Elf Archer:''' Surely he's joking, right? Right?
-->'''Priestess:''' (in "You get used to it" mode) It's way stickier than it looks. Like, ''way'' stickier.
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Sniff sniff! I'm a goblin! You just got goblinated!
-->[''Goblin Slayer looming behind High Elf Archer'']
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' [''as High Elf Archer whimpers''] Put it on. PUT IT ONNNNNNNNNN!
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* Spearman earlier used the same spell Witch gives Apprentice Cleric and Rookie Warrior to find what they’re looking for.
-->'''Spearman:''' I once used it to find the world’s greatest warrior, only to find he was inside me all along.
-->'''Witch, Rookie Warrior, and Apprentice Cleric:''' * just looks at him*
-->'''Spearman:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Crafty bastard. Get out here you!]]
-->'''Spearman:''' I once used it to find the world’s greatest warrior, only to find he was inside me all along.
-->'''Witch, Rookie Warrior, and Apprentice Cleric:''' * just looks at him*
-->'''Spearman:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Crafty bastard. Get out here you!]]
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* Witch begins her discussion with Priestess in her usual style of speaking....Only to completely drop it out of frustration and speak normally.
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* The idea that Goblin Slayer's story of where goblins come from boils down to "One of the moons was full of Green, which turned into Evil, which turned into goblins."
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* The idea that Goblin Slayer's story of where goblins come from boils down to "One of the moons was full of Green, which turned into Evil, which turned into goblins."goblins!"
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-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Ok, ok. Once upon a time, there ARE two moons...
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-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Ok, ok. Once upon a time, there ARE ''are'' two moons...
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* Goblin Slayer gets his mail delivered to Table. He doesn't know how. Table handles the logistics.
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* The Guild Girl in this series does NOT mince her words at all. Also, apparently the series think the Priestess is the best girl.
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* The Guild Girl in this series does NOT mince her words at all. Also, apparently the series subtitles think the Priestess is the best girl.
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* The very first lines of the series are all about...dysentry.
-->'''Random bendor:''' Dysentry, get your fresh dysentery! ''I'' got dysentry!
-->'''Random bendor:''' Dysentry, get your fresh dysentery! ''I'' got dysentry!
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* The very first lines of the series are all about...dysentry.dysentery.
-->'''Randombendor:''' vendor:''' Dysentry, get your fresh dysentery! ''I'' got dysentry! dysentery!
-->'''Random
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* Rookie Warrior has a [[SreamsLikeALittleGirl very high-pitched scream.]]
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* Rookie Warrior has a [[SreamsLikeALittleGirl [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl very high-pitched scream.]]
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* Rookie Warrior has a [[SreamsLikeALittleGirl very high-pitched scream.]]
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* Rookie Warrior has a [[SreamsLikeALittleGirl very high-pitched scream.]]
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-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Did you hear that Table? 30 percent? That's crazy! That's like 30 percent more goblin slaying! What do you think? Hm? Hmm? Hmmm?
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-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Did you hear that Table? 30 percent? That's crazy! That's like 30 percent more goblin slaying! crazy! What do you think? Hm? Hmm? Hmmm?
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-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Did you hear that Table? 30 percent? That's crazy! That's like 30% more goblin slaying! What do you think? Hm? Hmm? Hmmm?
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-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Did you hear that Table? 30 percent? That's crazy! That's like 30% 30 percent more goblin slaying! What do you think? Hm? Hmm? Hmmm?
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-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Did you hear that Table? 30 percent? That's crazy! What do you think? Hm? Hmm? Hmmm?
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-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Did you hear that Table? 30 percent? That's crazy! That's like 30% more goblin slaying! What do you think? Hm? Hmm? Hmmm?
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-->'''GoblinSlayer:''' Well what do you know? You're a table!
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--->'''High Elf Archer:''' BULLSHIT!
--->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Ok, ok. Once upon a time, there ARE two moons...
--->'''High Elf Archer:''' I'm listening...
--->'''High Elf Archer:''' BULLSHIT!
--->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Ok, ok. Once upon a time, there ARE two moons...
--->'''High Elf Archer:''' I'm listening...
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-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Let me talk to my representative.
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' * walks over to Table *
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Did you hear that Table? 30 percent? That's crazy! What do you think? Hm? Hmm? Hmmm?
-->'''Table:'''
-->'''GoblinSlayer:''' Well what do you know? You're a table!
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Let me talk to my representative.
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' * walks over to Table *
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Did you hear that Table? 30 percent? That's crazy! What do you think? Hm? Hmm? Hmmm?
-->'''Table:'''
-->'''GoblinSlayer:''' Well what do you know? You're a table!
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--->'''High Elf Archer:''' I'm listening...
--->'''High Elf Archer:''' BULLSHIT!
--->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Ok, ok. Once upon a time, there ARE two moons...
--->'''High Elf Archer:''' I'm listening...
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* Everyone's insistence that the Ogre is a big goblin, which infuriates the Ogre.
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* Everyone's insistence that the Ogre is a big goblin, which infuriates the Ogre. Especially hilarious with the Dwarf Shaman, who after weathering the Ogre's Fireball with the help of a Protection spell from Priestess:
-->'''Dwarf Shaman:''' A goblin casting Fireball? I thought such magic was reserved for more powerful creatures, like the unstoppable Ogre.
-->'''Ogre:''' I AM AN OGRE, YOU WRETCH!
-->'''Dwarf Shaman:''' A goblin casting Fireball? I thought such magic was reserved for more powerful creatures, like the unstoppable Ogre.
-->'''Ogre:''' I AM AN OGRE, YOU WRETCH!
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** Four words: "It's goblin pee-pee."
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* Guild Girl takes screaming breaks when faced with the craziness of her job and her clientele.
* High Elf Archer is just as hilarious as the original, particularly when she gets drunk.
* High Elf Archer is just as hilarious as the original, particularly when she gets drunk.
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--->'''Random bendor:''' Dysentry, get your fresh dysentery! ''I'' got dysentry!
--->'''Random folk:''' I want it all, spit in my mouth!
* The Guild Girl in this series does NOT mince her words at all. Also, apparently the series think the Priestess is the best girl.
--->'''[[FunWithSubtitles Best Girl]]:''' O-Oh! I-I'm here to apply! I'd like to be an adventurer.
--->'''Guild Girl:''' '''Reconsider.'''
--->'''Best Girl:''' W-what?
--->'''Guild Girl:''' But, I can't stop you, so...(apathetically) welcome aboard. Here's your badge! Keep it on person at all times so your corpse is easier to identify.
--->'''Random folk:''' I want it all, spit in my mouth!
* The Guild Girl in this series does NOT mince her words at all. Also, apparently the series think the Priestess is the best girl.
--->'''[[FunWithSubtitles Best Girl]]:''' O-Oh! I-I'm here to apply! I'd like to be an adventurer.
--->'''Guild Girl:''' '''Reconsider.'''
--->'''Best Girl:''' W-what?
--->'''Guild Girl:''' But, I can't stop you, so...(apathetically) welcome aboard. Here's your badge! Keep it on person at all times so your corpse is easier to identify.
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-->'''[[FunWithSubtitles Best Girl]]:''' O-Oh! I-I'm here to apply! I'd like to be an
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'''Guild Girl:''' '''Reconsider.
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'''Best Girl:'''
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'''Guild Girl:''' But, I can't stop you, so...(apathetically) welcome aboard. Here's your badge! Keep it on person at all times so your corpse is easier to
** Then there's her overall interaction with Team Titan Storm.
-->'''Guild Girl:''' (exasperated) I have been sparing you from your imminent demise and wanton disregard for your own well-being for ''WEEKS'' now. But your tenacity MIGHT... just be enough that you can take out a small nest of goblins northeast of town.
* Then you have the one and only GS make his first onscreen appearance.
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' [[IncomingHam (Sinister) Where the goblins at?]]
** And his enthusiastic joy for killing goblins.
-->'''MINE'''! ''MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!''
** And his ArmorPiercingResponse to Priestess when he prepares to kill baby Goblins.
-->'''Priestess:''' Wait! Couldn't there be a good Goblin? We don't know if they're evil yet!"\\
'''Goblin Slayer:''' I wish I was innocent like you. But I'm not. I'm full of rage, and beans, SPIRIT, PRIDE, AND HEART, AND SOUL, AND RAGE, AND BEANS! SPICY BEANS! The only good goblin is a dead goblin! ''NOW LET'S MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!''
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--->'''Guild Girl:''' Looking at you, Poop Patrol! Next up!
--->'''Rookie Warrior:''' Is...Is that what they are calling us...?
--->'''Apprentice Cleric:''' We do kill rats in the sewer, so...maybe?
--->'''Guild Girl:''' Looking at you, Poop Patrol! Next up!
--->'''Rookie Warrior:''' Is...Is that what they are calling us...?
--->'''Apprentice Cleric:''' We do kill rats in the sewer, so...maybe?
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--->'''Guild Girl:'' Girl:''' But, I can't stop you, so...(apathetically) welcome aboard. Here's your badge! Keep it on person at all times so your corpse is easier to identify.
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* The very first lines of the series are all about...dysentry.
--->'''Random bendor:''' Dysentry, get your fresh dysentery! ''I'' got dysentry!
--->'''Random folk:''' I want it all, spit in my mouth!
* The Guild Girl in this series does NOT mince her words at all. Also, apparently the series think the Priestess is the best girl.
--->'''[[FunWithSubtitles Best Girl]]:''' O-Oh! I-I'm here to apply! I'd like to be an adventurer.
--->'''Guild Girl:''' '''Reconsider.'''
--->'''Best Girl:''' W-what?
--->'''Guild Girl:'' But, I can't stop you, so...(apathetically) welcome aboard. Here's your badge! Keep it on person at all times so your corpse is easier to identify.
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[[folder: Episode 2]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Episode 1]]
* The very first lines of the series are all about...dysentry.
--->'''Random bendor:''' Dysentry, get your fresh dysentery! ''I'' got dysentry!
--->'''Random folk:''' I want it all, spit in my mouth!
* The Guild Girl in this series does NOT mince her words at all. Also, apparently the series think the Priestess is the best girl.
--->'''[[FunWithSubtitles Best Girl]]:''' O-Oh! I-I'm here to apply! I'd like to be an adventurer.
--->'''Guild Girl:''' '''Reconsider.'''
--->'''Best Girl:''' W-what?
--->'''Guild Girl:'' But, I can't stop you, so...(apathetically) welcome aboard. Here's your badge! Keep it on person at all times so your corpse is easier to identify.
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