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* Loki's unending irritation with the existence of a flat planet.
--> '''Maedhros:''' One of the strongest Maiar drives the Sun across the sky every day.\\
'''Loki:''' That's useful... but usually suns aren't supposed to require sapient maintenance at all... because they're supposed to be balls of plasma that burn for billions of years and have their spherical planets orbit them for sensible gravitational reasons...
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* Maitimo's idea of handling the Elven ban on homosexuality is to make it ''even more'' serious than it already was. Specifically, at least one witness must be present for the whole act to have the slightest standing for an accusation. Some of him managed to push it up to four witnesses.
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* All of Maedhros and Findekáno's conversations post-Ice-and-Angband and pre-Melkor-death are of course incredibly fraught, occasionally tense, and completely [[TearJerker Tearjerkery]], but on very rare occasions there will manage to be a funny moment. After Maedhros outlines the ways in how he and his father are alike:
--> '''Findekáno:''' He's all right, I suppose.\\
'''Maedhros:''' That wasn't really where I was going with that.\\
'''Findekáno:''' ...he's pretty attractive?\\
'''Maedhros:''' Findekáno!

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* Loki gets in a fight with Sauron, and while she doesn't kill him she does some very significant damage and drives him off. Twelve hours later, she checks in on her orcs and discovers a Balrog infiltrator. She promptly kills it in under a minute.

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* Loki gets in a fight with Sauron, and while she doesn't can't kill him she does do some very significant damage and drives him off. Twelve hours later, The very next day, she checks in on her orcs and discovers a Balrog infiltrator. She promptly kills it in under a minute.


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* Loki gets in a fight with Sauron, and while she doesn't kill him she does some very significant damage and drives him off. Twelve hours later, she checks in on her orcs and discovers a Balrog infiltrator. She promptly kills it in under a minute.
--> '''Loki:''' ''Does anybody ELSE want to turn out to be a Balrog? I dueled THAURON yesterday and I'm in a REALLY BAD MOOD, BALROGS CAN LINE THE FUCK UP.''\\
No one else wants to turn out to be a Balrog.
** She then goes off to talk with a single orc privately. When they come back to the main group:
--> '''Loki:''' ...Isn't anybody going to make sure we weren't replaced while we were gone?\\
'''Random Elf:''' ...What would we do about it?

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* Related to the above, Loki lampshading how incredibly angsty Findekáno is whenever Maitimo enters in to the equation.
--> '''Maitimo:''' Your Findekáno isn't very realistic.\\
'''Loki:''' I'll tell him you said that. 'Findekáno, your boyfriend or whatever thinks you aren't very realistic.' 'Here are my conflicted feelings about that. I have six of them.'

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* Related to the above, Loki lampshading how incredibly angsty Findekáno is whenever Maitimo enters in to the equation.
--> '''Maitimo:''' Your Findekáno isn't very realistic.\\
'''Loki:''' I'll tell him you said that. 'Findekáno, your boyfriend or whatever thinks you aren't very realistic.' 'Here are my conflicted feelings about that. I have six of them.'


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** Note that Maedhros literally worked out the entire sequence of events that led to the marriage just from that one sentence of explanation. All the Maitimos keep insisting they aren't psychic, but if they keep providing this kind of evidence...
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* Related to the above, Loki lampshading how incredibly conflicted Findekáno is whenever Maitimo enters in to the equation.
--> '''Maitimo:''' Your Findekáno isn't very realistic.\\
'''Loki:'''I'll tell him you said that. 'Findekáno, your boyfriend or whatever thinks you aren't very realistic.' 'Here are my conflicted feelings about that. I have six of them.'

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* Related to the above, Loki lampshading how incredibly conflicted angsty Findekáno is whenever Maitimo enters in to the equation.
--> '''Maitimo:''' Your Findekáno isn't very realistic.\\
'''Loki:'''I'll '''Loki:''' I'll tell him you said that. 'Findekáno, your boyfriend or whatever thinks you aren't very realistic.' 'Here are my conflicted feelings about that. I have six of them.'
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* Related to the above, Loki lampshading how incredibly conflicted Findekáno is whenever Maitimo enters in to the equation.
--> '''Maitimo:''' Your Findekáno isn't very realistic.\\
'''Loki:'''I'll tell him you said that. 'Findekáno, your boyfriend or whatever thinks you aren't very realistic.' 'Here are my conflicted feelings about that. I have six of them.'

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* Miles Naismith Vorkosigan encountering Elves. Turning the light on and off nearly gets him declaimed a god and everyone demands to know who invented all the advanced technology he possesses, often he had to deny that he is the inventor. Several times whenever he has to deal with Feanorians and Nolofinweans at the same time he feels like a babysitter dealing with particularly immature children.

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* Miles Naismith Vorkosigan encountering Elves. Turning the light on and off nearly gets him declaimed a god and everyone demands to know who invented all the advanced technology he possesses, possesses - often he has had to deny that he is being the inventor. Several times whenever he has to deal with Feanorians and Nolofinweans at the same time he feels like a babysitter dealing with particularly immature children.


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* In Skylight Empire, Lucky and Edie talking is hilarious.
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* Any Elf Maitimo with a crush is hilariously tragic since they tend to overthink, mope piteously and obsess from a distance as the object of their desire looks on in bafflement.
* Miles Naismith Vorkosigan encountering Elves. Turning the light on and off nearly gets him declaimed a god and everyone demands to know who invented all the advanced technology he possesses, often he had to deny that he is the inventor. Several times whenever he has to deal with Feanorians and Nolofinweans at the same time he feels like a babysitter dealing with particularly immature children.

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slightly more sensible organisation of things, typos


[[folder: Incandescent Continuity]]
* Cypress (who is from another universe) being thrilled to discover that Earth has many resources that he can copy to New Kystle. Vernaia ends ups running around excited.

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[[folder: Incandescent Incandescence Continuity]]
* Cypress (who is from another universe) being thrilled to discover that Earth has many resources that he can copy import to New Kystle. Vernaia ends ups up running around excited.



** Ice takes Cypress to the movie theater. There is too many moments to list.

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** Ice takes Cypress to the movie theater. There is too many moments to list.HilarityEnsues



* After discovering that Wikipedia ended in Inferno after the founder's death, Ice and Cypress decide to send his Chamomile version a immortality ticket.

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* After discovering that Wikipedia ended in Inferno after the founder's death, Ice and Cypress decide to send his Chamomile version a an immortality ticket.



[[folder: Witchlight]]
* In Lumos, the universal reaction to Emma's necklace.
* In Sunday, there is Emma being so done with all things Slayer and Watcher related.
** Minnie the ghost's tastes for television that features shirtless men.
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--> The average chinchilla is a better therapist than Mandos.



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--> The average chinchilla is a better therapist than Mandos.



[[folder: Sandbox]]

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[[folder: Sandbox]]Witchlight Continuity]]
* In Lumos, the universal reaction to Emma's necklace.
* In Sunday, there is Emma being so done with all things Slayer and Watcher related.
** Minnie the ghost's tastes for television that features shirtless men.
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[[folder: Other Continuities]]
* From the League mini-continuity: Mark and Lalita's fascination with Ivan.
--> "But Ivan," says Mark, "''all'' of my halves find you mysteriously entertaining."
** It's actually proved true when Aurin meets Minus in another sandbox!
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[[folder: Sandboxes]]



* From the league sandbox: Mark and Lalita's fascination with Ivan.
--> "But Ivan," says Mark, "all of my halves find you mysteriously entertaining."
** It's actually proved true when Aurin meets Minus in another sandbox!

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* In Lumos, The universal reaction to Emma's necklace.

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* In Lumos, The the universal reaction to Emma's necklace.



--> '''Gem:''' ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Canada is an informational hazard!]]''\\

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--> '''Gem:''' ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Canada is an informational information hazard!]]''\\



[[folder: Resplendent Circle and Others]]
* From the leagues sandbox: Mark and Lalita's fascination with Ivan
--> "But Ivan," says Mark, "all of my halves find you mysteriously entertaining."
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* Jean's antics are an endless sources of funny moments. There is a reason why his sister banned him from making plans.

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* Jean's antics are an endless sources source of funny moments. There is a reason why his sister banned him from making plans.plans.
* From the league sandbox: Mark and Lalita's fascination with Ivan.
--> "But Ivan," says Mark, "all of my halves find you mysteriously entertaining."
** It's actually proved true when Aurin meets Minus in another sandbox!
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* Jean's antics are an endless sources of funny moments. There is a reason why his sister banned him from making plans.
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* Syntropy grass saying "Hi hi hi hi I'm grass".
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* Jokers.
--> [So you'll never take it into your head to have a flat of live chicks delivered to your door just so you can make weird remarks that make the delivery person wonder what in God's name you're liable to do with them?] Bella inquires.


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--> Mirror, mirror, in the bag, interworld conversation with no lag.


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--> The average chinchilla is a better therapist than Mandos.
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* Shampoo commercials being censored in Space Valinor.
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** Note that Felix and Fenris are identical twins, so Jean was probably [[TwinThreesomeFantasy entirely serious about his offer.]] [[spoiler: And they ''accept.'']]

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** Note that Felix and Fenris are identical twins, so and Jean was probably being [[TwinThreesomeFantasy entirely serious about his offer.]] [[spoiler: And they ''accept.'']]
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** Note that Felix and Fenris are identical twins, so Jean was probably [[TwinThreesomeFantasy entirely serious about his offer.]]

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** Note that Felix and Fenris are identical twins, so Jean was probably [[TwinThreesomeFantasy entirely serious about his offer.]]]] [[spoiler: And they ''accept.'']]
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** Note that Felix and Fenris are identical twins, so Jean was probably [[TwinThreesomeFantasy entirely serious about his offer.]]
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'''Demon!Jean:'''Unless you're joining us, yes, you are.\\

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'''Demon!Jean:'''Unless '''Demon!Jean:''' Unless you're joining us, yes, you are.\\
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* From the Revelation sandbox with Jean as a demon, doing his darndest to seduce Felix whenever they're alone:
-->'''Fenris:''' ...Am I interrupting anything important?\\
'''Demon!Jean:'''Unless you're joining us, yes, you are.\\
'''Fenris:''' *raises an eyebrow* I want to ask a question about logistics.\\
'''Demon!Jean:''' Can be complicated, I grant, with three people.

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* The explanation for a happy but extremely AccidentalMarriage:
--> '''Gem:''' ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Canada is an informational hazard!]]''

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* The *The explanation for a happy but extremely AccidentalMarriage:
--> '''Gem:''' ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Canada is an informational hazard!]]''hazard!]]''\\
'''Maedhros:''' ...ah, yes, that would do it.
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*The explanation for a happy but extremely AccidentalMarriage:
--> '''Gem:''' ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Canada is an informational hazard!]]''
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* [[{{Understatement}} "You know, I think if I look really hard and apply myself to the problem I can probably locate a desire for the Enemy not to have succeeded."]]

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* After getting yet another {{Infodump}} about Maitimo and Findekáno's relationship:

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* After getting yet another {{Infodump}} about Maitimo and Findekáno's relationship:



--> '''Findekáno:''' You have no idea.

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--> '''Findekáno:''' You have no idea.idea.
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--> '''Loki:''' It's so nice how all the factions find me reasonable and assume I want all the right things and all I had to do was be reasonable and want all the right things.\\
'''Findekáno:''' [[spoiler:And kill Sauron in single combat, I highly recommend that.]]
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* After getting yet another {{Infodump}} about Maitimo and Findekáno's relationship:

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* After getting yet another {{Infodump}} about Maitimo and Findekáno's relationship:



--> '''Findekáno''' You have no idea.

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--> '''Findekáno''' '''Findekáno:''' You have no idea.
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* After getting yet another {{Infodump}} about Maitimo and Findekáno's relationship:

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* After getting yet another {{Infodump}} about Maitimo and Findekáno's relationship:



--> ''Findekáno''' You have no idea.

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--> ''Findekáno''' '''Findekáno''' You have no idea.

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* After getting yet another {{Infodump}} about Maitimo and Findekáno's relationship:

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--> ''Findekáno''' You have no idea.
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* After getting yet another {{Infodump}} about Maitimo and Findek&aacute's relationship:

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* After getting yet another {{Infodump}} about Maitimo and Findek&aacute's Findekáno's relationship:
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* After getting yet another {{Infodump}} about Maitimo and Findek&aacute's relationship:
--> '''Loki:''' I'm starting to develop the sense that the two of you have felt really deprived of anyone to talk about your relationship with or something.

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