History Funny / Ghostbusters

* Egon's insults to the slime sample during their demonstration to Peter and Ray.

-->'''Ray:''' (over the radio) "Venkman! I saw it! I saw it!"

-->'''Peter:''' "({{beat}}) "Is this a trick question?"

* A man asked Egon and Ray if they can make a Proton Pack for his son.

-->'''Joe Medjuck:''' ''(pointing)'' at a credit)'' I had a secretary?!

--> '''Egon''': He decided that society had become too sick to survive. ''[Pauses to glance at the other prisoners, then continues his info-dump.]''

-->'''Venkman:''' Not so fast, Vigo! Hey, Vigo! Yeah, you. The bimbo with the baby. Anybody tell you the big shoulder look is out? You know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal! Only a *Carpathian* would come back to life now and choose New York! Tasty pick, bonehead! If you had brain one in that HUGE melon on top of your neck, you would be living the sweet life out in Southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley!

-->'''Elderly Gent:''' What are you, a cosmonaut?\\
'''Venkman:''' Ah, no, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach on Twelve.\\
'''Elderly Gent:''' Must be some cockroach.\\
'''Venkman:''' (deadpan) Bite your head off, man...\\

'''Venkman:''' Going up?\\

-->'''Venkman:''' Not so fast, Vigo! Hey, Vigo! Yeah, you. The bimbo with the baby. Anybody tell you the big shoulder look is out? You know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal! Only a *Carpathian* would come back to life now and choose New York! Tasty pick, bonehead! If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you would be living the sweet life out in Southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley!

-->'''Ray''': He's probably right.

** And Venkman nonchalantly gives the only response you can in such a situation, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight "Well,]] ''[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight there's]]'' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight something you don't see everyday."]]

** And Venkman nonchalantly gives the only response you can in such a situation, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight "Well, ''there's'' something you don't see everyday."]]

** [[DontExplainTheJoke Also, he's punning on the fact that "Re" rhymes with "Ray.]]

** And Venkman nonchalantly gives the only response you can in such a situation, "Well, ''there's'' something you don't see everyday."

* The conclusion of the {{Running Gag}} of Louis locking himself out of his apartment, with Rick Moranis' gloriously pathetic delivery of "Somebody let me in!"

** And Venkman nonchalantly gives the only response you can in such a situation, "Now that's something you don't see everyday."

-->'''Venkman''': ''(Dead serious)'' What about the Twinkie?
* When the boys are shooting at Gozer and Venkman exclaims: "Aim for the flattop!"

-->''You have a ''WEAK'' electro-chemical bond!''

-->'''Ray:''' And I'd like to say that almost fifty percent of us voted for you in the last election.

** An issue of ''NintendoPower'' with an article on the 2009 games had the guts to put up a picture of Peck with the caption: "Yes, it's true. This man has no [[UnusualEuphemism Wii]]".

--> '''Egon:''' [[YourMom YOUR MOTHER--]] ''(the rest of the sentence is lost as he attacks Peck)''

-->'''Janine:''' I've quit better jobs than this." ''(Answers the phone.)'' "Ghostbusters, whaddaya want?!"

(Egon hits the power switch, and slowly nudges Venkman over to one side in the cramped elevator)

-->'''Peter:''' Yes! (Zuul lets him into the apartment).

-->'''Janine:''' (worried) "Egon, there's something very strange about that man." (she indicates Louis) "I'm very psychic usually and right now I have this terrible feeling that something awful is going to happen to you. I'm afraid you're going to die."
-->'''Egon:''' "Die in what sense?"
-->'''Janine:''' "In the physical sense."
-->'''Egon:''' "I don't care. I see us as tiny parts of a vast organism, like two bacteria living on a rotting speck of dust floating in an infinite void."
-->'''Janine:''' "[[GeekyTurnOn That's so romantic.]]"

-->'''Egon:''' (nervous) "You have nice clavicles." (he gulps) "I wonder where Stantz is. I think we're going to need him."