History Funny / GeneralHospital

'''Tracy''': [[SpeakIllOfTheDead Because he was an idiot!]]

* The 2023 rendition of one of the show's signature [[RunningGag Running Gags]], when Tracy pops up at the Quartermaine mansion out of nowhere and is told that she can't have a room to herself.

'''Everyone else in the room in unison''': It's Monica's house. Alan gave it to her.\\
'''Tracy''': Because he was an idiot!

** Lucy's PaperThinDisguise outfits when she escapes the safe house to confront Maxie in person; first she resurrects her "mousy librarian" look from 1986 when she debuted on the show, then she wears a ridiculously conspicuous ensemble of UsefulNotes/JacquelineKennedy-style shades and a black fur coat.

* [[https://youtu.be/LG3rfWaKRDU Alan and Lucy's wedding]], with her wearing a glaring red dress with a massive hat, sporting an umbrella-sized brim, that was delivered to her by mistake. Stuart Damon {{Corpsing}} every time the hat smacked him in the head is the icing on the cake. Lucy eagerly rushing the wedding vows and having to be reminded that she's supposed to wait for the minister to say them before she repeats them is another nice touch.

* [[https://youtu.be/LG3rfWaKRDU Alan and Lucy's wedding]], with her wearing a glaring red dress with a massive hat that was delivered to her by mistake. Stuart Damon {{Corpsing}} every time her hat smacked him in the head is the icing on the cake. Lucy eagerly rushing the wedding vows and having to be reminded that she's supposed to wait for the minister to say them before she repeats them is another nice touch.

'''Scotty''': Well, that's exactly what you're gonna get! You're gonna have this...this...this ''loveless'' marriage to this old fool! You're gonna have (''he practically shudders thinking about the {{Squick}} factor'') horrible, ''horrible'', ''HORRIBLE'' sex! But, you're gonna have this great big joint bank account!

'''Scotty''': Well, that's exactly what you're gonna get! You're gonna have this...this...this ''loveless'' marriage to this old fool! You're gonna have (''he practically shudders thinking about it'') horrible, ''horrible'', ''HORRIBLE'' sex! But, you're gonna have this great big joint bank account!

* [[https://youtu.be/LG3rfWaKRDU Alan and Lucy's wedding]], with her wearing a glaring red dress with a massive hat that was delivered to her by mistake. Stuart Damon {{Corpsing}} every time her hat smacked him in the head is the icing on the cake.

** Edward Quartermaine's NightmareSequence for Thanksgiving 1996 hilariously reverses everyone's established character traits in ways specifically meant to torment Edward. Extra points go to Ned turning NewAgeRetroHippie, Jax and Sonny being buddy-buddy, Emily's "I've been dying to have QUARTERMAINES RULE tattooed on my thigh!", Jason's "Sonny, what do I think?" and Lila's disgusted "Dominican Republic, here I come!" upon the (only in the nightmare) revelation that Edward is Sonny's father.

* [[https://youtu.be/LG3rfWaKRDU Alan and Lucy's wedding]], with her wearing a glaring red dress that was delivered to her by mistake. Stuart Damon {{Corpsing}} every time her hat smacked him in the head is the icing on the cake.

* The LampshadeHanging which introduces Roger Howarth's Todd Manning {{expy}} (later revealed to be the character Franco); he resists responding to requests from a stagehand for a person named "Todd" to retrieve paper towels. This new Todd ends up being [[NamesTheSame a janitor]].

---> Sam: I just don't understand why Sonny can't keep it in his pants for like five seconds. He's around someone for five minutes and he impregnates everyone. I don't get it!
** Bonus points for [[LampshadeHanging hanging the lampshade]] many viewers feel about how many children Sonny has fathered. For the record, he's had Seven children, Six Biological (though one was stillborn) and one by adoption.
* Any scene with the Quartermaines. Take a drink everytime Monica reminds everyone that the mansion is "her house".
** And another for when Alan would remind her that "I gave it to you". When Alan died, it then fell to Tracy to remind her that "Alan gave it to you".

* AJ's reactions to Alice when she takes someone out.

* In a typical "Arguing Quartermaines" scene, everyone takes their turn snapping at AJ, "[[BigShutUp Shut up, AJ!]]" in response to his annoying comments. This goes on and on until even sweet, lovely, GrandeDame ''Lila'' gets fed up and snaps, "Oh, AJ, SHUT UP!"

** Bonus points for [[LampshadeHanging hanging the lampshade]] many viewers feel about how many children Sonny has fathered. For the record, he's had four, one stillborn.

-->'''Alexis:''' My god, did I have ANOTHER kid with a mobster?!"

* Any scene with the Quartermaines.

** Bonus points for [[LampshadeHanging hanging the lampshade]] many viewers feel about how many children Sonny has fathered. For the record, he's had four, three biological, one stillborn.

** Bonus points for [[LampshadeHanging hanging the lampshade]] many viewers feel about how many children Sonny has fathered. For the record, he's had five, three biological, one adopted, one stillborn.

-->'''Alexis:''' My god, did I have ANOTHER kid with a gangster?!"

* Alexis' realizing that the father of her eldest child, Sam may have been Julian Jerome of the Jerome crime family, making it the the ''second''(technically the first) time she's had progeny by a member of the underworld.

* The LampshadeHanging which introduces Roger Howarth's Todd Manning {{expy}} (later revealed to be the character Franco); he resists responding to requests from a stagehand for a person named "Todd" to retrieve paper towels. This new Todd ends up being [[NamesTheSame a janitor]].

* The LampshadeHanging which introduces Roger Howarth's Todd Manning {{expy}}; he resists responding to requests from a stagehand for a person named "Todd" to retrieve paper towels. This new Todd ends up being [[NamesTheSame a janitor]].

* AJ's reactions to Alice when she takes someone out.

** Bonus points for [[LampshadeHanging hanging the lampshade]] many viewers feel about how many children Sonny has fathered.