History Funny / GIJoeARealAmericanHero

* The "Weather Dominator" arc has two G.I. Joe robots actually nod to each other after blowing up some Cobra robots.

-->'''Alpine:''' "What now, oh semi-fearless leader?"

---> '''Cobra Commander:''' [[NoodleIncident "...Then after leading a mutiny at my military academy..."]]

'''Destro''': [Laughing it up] A fitting end to this absurd scheme!

* Quick Kick in "Bazooka Saw a Sea Serpent* knocks out a Cobra mook by opening a door on him, plastering him to the wall behind. He then chops through the Serpent's tentacles with a pair of hedge clippers while cheerfully singing "I'm the BarberOfSeville!" in an operatic voice.

* Quick Kick in "Bazooka Saw a Sea Serpent* knocks out a Cobra mook by opening a door on him, plastering him to the wall behind. He then chops through the Serpent's tentacles with a pair of hedge clippers while cheerfully singing "I'm TheBarberOfSeville!" in an operatic voice.

* At the end of "Computer Complications", Zarana is teased by Zartan and the other Dreadnoks over her feelings for Mainframe. She responds by firing a laser pistol at them!

** In the same episode, during Cobra Commander's speech about destroying all the 'worthless green paper' in the country, a man pays for a used car... drives away, and doesn't get half a block before the car's tires pop, the engine explodes and the door falls off (alleged car trope)... the guy naturally runs back angrily at the used car dealer who hides the money under his hat, which is vaporized by Cobra's doomsday machine, which naturally ends up setting the dealer's toupee on fire. The disgruntled customer gets the last laugh.

** Not only that, but the setup for ''why'' they were making a music video in the first place- thanks to a GI Joe raid on a storage facility full of treasure, Cobra was flat-broke. Tomax and Xamot were busy showing one of Cobra's bases to potential buyers like realtors when the Joes invaded the base, and there was the surreal sight of a line full of Cobra troopers applying for unemployment ([[FridgeLogic which begs the question of why they weren't just arrested on the spot]]).

** Words cannot express the surreal sight of CC, Lady Jaye and the Baroness all being chased by a giant lawn mower.

--> '''Duke (snatching the magazine):''' If it won't take time out of [[SarcasmMode your busy schedule,]] check below!

*** Not to mention the in-story counterparts of Leatherhead and Wet-Suit having ''the same argument as the Dreadnoks'', with a "[[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Rabbit of Seville]]"-style SerialEscalation of weapons, but [[UpToEleven with military hardware]].

* "Money to Burn," during Cobra Commander's speech about destroying all the 'worthless green paper' in the country, a man pays for a used car... drives away, and doesn't get half a block before the car's tires pop, the engine explodes and the door falls off (alleged car trope)... the guy naturally runs back angrily at the used car dealer who hides the money under his hat, which is vaporized by Cobra's doomsday machine, which naturally ends up setting the dealer's toupee on fire.

-->'''Cobra Commander''': Now should we open with a close-up of my face or should I have my back to the camera, then turn around quickly?

--> '''Cobra Commander:''' [[NoodleIncident "...Then after leading a mutiny at my military academy..."]]

-->'''Baroness:''' Tell me, Commander, who in all the world would you never let come to harm?
-->'''Cobra Commander:''' [[ItsAllAboutMe Me!]]

** Then there's who [[spoiler:or actually what]] confiscates the perfume bottle in the end.
-->'''Cobra Commander''': [[spoiler:A crab!]] They lost to [[spoiler:a crab!]]
-->'''Destro''': [Laughing it up] A fitting end to this absurd scheme!

-->'''Destro''': It is taking longer to dress these morons than it took to record the song.
-->'''Union Rep''': Excuse me, sir, but we are now into overtime and the union rules specifically state-- (''Cobra Commander {{Neck Lift}}s him'')
-->'''Cobra Commander''': The only 'union' they should be concerned with is the one between their heads and their shoulders!

-->'''The Baroness''': Now say, All hail Destro and The Baroness!"
-->'''Brainwashed Fans''': "All hail Destro and The Baroness!"
-->'''Scarlett''': Repeat after me: "Cobra Commander is a clown!"
-->'''Brainwashed Fans''': "Cobra Commander is a clown!"

--> '''Breaker:''' Cold slither...
--> '''Shipwreck:''' Tonight...
--> '''Footloose:''' We'd better get going...
--> '''All:''' [[SurferDude Maaan...]]

** When the Joes [[spoiler: pretend they have Torch in a torture device, Zartan rescues the real one. He tries to contact Cobra Commander but is told that the latter is trying to rescue Torch.]] Torch's reaction?
--> '''Torch:''' "Rescue? ''Me?!'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Cool!"]]
** Also Destro's reaction when he and Cobra Commander believe [[spoiler: that the Joes are going to torture Torch in exchange for Shipwreck, whom they have hostage.]]
--> '''Destro (to Cobra Commander):''' "Incredible! They've stooped to using ''your'' tactics."

--> '''Zartan:''' "Fire at will!"
--> '''Torch:''' [[LiteralMinded "Duh, who's Will?"]]

--> '''Beachhead:''' "Better shoot that thing down; it might be a new Cobra weapon!"
--> '''General Hawk:''' "No, we don't know what it is. G.I. Joe does not shoot first and ask questions later."
[[DescriptionCut Cut to...]]
--> '''Dr. Mindbender:''' "Shoot first and ask questions later! It might be a new G.I. Joe weapon!"

** Also in the same episode, Sgt. Slaughter goads Serpentor into a fight, leading to the Sarge running through the halls of a Cobra Base being chased by Serpentor on a hover platform. The pair bowl through the Dreadnoks, who sit on the floor in astonishment as they disappear, followed by Dr. Mindbender, Destro, Tomax, Xamot, and a bunch of [[EliteMooks Crimson Guardsmen]], all trying to catch up. And then, strolling along casually, Cobra Commander humming "La di da di da", clearly enjoying the complete chaos caused by his usurper.

* Flint and his team when first listening to one of the Crimson twins explaining something, before turning to the other one; then the first one again, then the second one...

** Dr. Mindbender gets ordered around by Serpentor yet again and walks away while mumbling under his breath "What a spoiled brat I've created.".

** Dr. Mindbender gets ordered around by Serpentor yet again and walks away while mumbling under his breath "I've created a spoiled brat".
* "Money to Burn," during Cobra Commander's speech about destroying all the 'worthless green paper' in the country, a man pays for a used car... drives away, and doesn't get half a block before the car's tires pop, the engine explodes and the door falls off (alleged car trope)... the guy naturally runs back angrily at the used car dealer who hides the money under his hat, which is vaporized by Cobra's doomsday machine, which naturally ends up setting the dealer's toupee on fire.

** Cobra's lack of success with Scarlett's family was also hilarious. (Her father and her seven brothers are all karate instructors.)

!''WesternAnimation/GIJoeTheMovie''
* Cross Country when chasing [[MakesSenseInContext his H.A.V.O.C.]] before Cobra makes it's first attempt to rob them.
* The movie's head writer Buzz Dixon manages one ''in the commentary track'' during Duke's [[strike:death]] "coma" scene, when he quotes, verbatim, [[Creator/MontyPython John Cleese's "Dead Parrot" monologue]] in protest of [[ExecutiveMeddling Hasbro balking at Duke dying at the last minute after seeing the reaction to]] [[WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie Optimus Prime dying]] and demanding the script be changed via some last-minute vocal inserts.
* Serpentor's amazingly {{Narm}}tastic battle cry.
-->''"Cobra-LALALALALALALALA!"''
* Cobra Commander arguing with Serpentor over the practicality of stealing the Broadcast Energy Transmitter.
-->'''Cobra Commander''': This operation is costing us dearly! I hope your contraption is worth it!\\
'''Serpentor''': That is none of your concern! Do as you're told like an obedient lackey!\\
'''Cobra Commander''': LACKEY???!!! YOU '''''DARE''''' CALL ME A-- ''*screams in fright as he notices the Joes advancing towards him*''

** Also, Sgt. Slaughter is [[{{Determinator}} so determined]] to escape Cobra, he manages to wake up a few minutes after the DNA extractor is used on him, which should've knocked him out for weeks. He then promptly [[OpenSaysMe starts unscrewing the door controls]] ''with a thumbnail.'' Cobra Commander's response?
---> "That man has the constitution of a vending machine!"

** Also, Sgt. Slaughter is [[{{Determinator}} so determined]] to escape Cobra, he manages to wake up a few minutes after medical experiments that should've left him out for weeks. He promptly [[OpenSaysMe starting breaking the door controls]] ''with his bare hands.'' Cobra Commander's response?

* "Money to Burn," during Cobra Commander's speech about destroying all the 'worthless green paper' in the country, a man pays for a used car... drives away, and doesn't get half a block before the car's tires pop, the engine explodes and the door falls off (alleged car trope)... the buy naturally runs back angrily at the used car dealer who hides the money under his hat, which is vaporized by Cobra's doomsday machine, which naturally ends up setting the dealer's toupee on fire.

-->'''Destro''': [Laughing it up]] A fitting end to this absurd scheme!

* In "Ninja Holiday" [[VitriolicBestBuds Leatherneck and Wet-Suit]] are having one of their usual spats...while simultaneously back-punching two assailants.

--> '''Shipwreck:''' "What's this...? Hey, they've even got a [[EvilVirtues medical plan!"]]

--> '''Shipwreck (sheepishly):''' "Uh, aye, aye, Duke..."

--> '''All:''': [[SurferDude Maaan...]]

-->'''Cobra Commander''': [[spoiler:A crab!]] They lost to [[spoiler:a crab]]!