History Funny / FromDuskTillDawn

* After Kisa brings him back from the dead, Carlos provides exposition on where Venganza is, including the fact that the prison she uses as a safe house is rather anarchic. Leading to the IncrediblyLamePun:

** A deleted scene shows one guy with a stripper on his lap suddenly realising all the carnage around him. When he turns to the lapdancer, he sees she's transformend into a fat ugly goblin. He screams and she shoves her huge rotting tongue down his throat.

-->'''Chet''': ''([[BetweenMyLegs filmed from under and above his crotch]])'' Attention, pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale. If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you will get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, ''([[BreakingTheFourthWall leans down to look at the camera]])'' '''[[LargeHam fuck it]]!'''

-->'''Chet''': ''([[BetweenMyLegs filmed from under and above his crotch]])'' Attention, pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale. If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you will get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, ''([[BreakingTheFourthWall leans down to look at the camera]])'' '''[[LargeHam fuck it]]'''!

-->'''Chet''': ''([[BetweenMyLegs filmed from under and above his crotch]])'' Attention, pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale. If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you will get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, ''([[BreakingTheFourthWall leans down to look at the camera]])'' ''[[LargeHam fuck iiiit]]''!

** The poor sod who worked at the store gets no dignity in death. First of all, he was set on fire and collapses into a shelf full of popcorn, so his corpse does a horizontal jig as the kernels burst beneath him. Then the news piece uses a photo of him proudly holding a fish and sporting a snaggle-toothed smile, possibly the most hillbilly shot in existence.

** Seth's [[ShutUpHannibal parting retort]] when [[BigBad Satanica]] [[TheBaroness Pandemonium]] brags about how she's going to enslave him.
-->'''Satanica:''' '''''WELCOME TO SLAVERY.'''''\\

** Seth's parting retort when Satanica Pandemonium brags about how she's going to enslave him.

'''Seth:''' [[PreMortemOneLiner No thanks, I alredy had a wife.]]

--> '''Satanica:''' '''''WELCOME TO SLAVERY'''''
--> '''Seth:''' No thanks. I had a wife.

* In 3.02, when Richie and Seth run into Santanico again as [[CrazyAwesome the boss of an underground fight club]] with a female consort on her arm, Richie is quick to emphasize that he and Santanico are former... ''[[InsistentTerminology business partners]]''. [[Creator/CleolindaJones In conclusion: business partners.]] It's very awkward in-universe backpedaling, and very funny.

* After killing the last of the vampire strippers:

-->''Seth, Jacob, Frost, and Sex Machine standing ankle-deep in a sea of corpses''

-->''Vampire corpses all spontaneously combust at the same time''

!!For the movies:

* Sex Machine [[spoiler: trying to hide that he's turning into a vampire.]]

--> [[spoiler: '''Voice''': Kill them....KILL THEM!]]
--> [[spoiler: ''(Sex Machine rubs his ear trying to figure out what's going on, then notes he suddenly has fangs in his mouth. He covers it with his hand... only for it to turn into a claw. When he looks it over his other hand turns into one as well. When Scott turns to look at him he quickly hides it behind his back and tries to act as if nothing's wrong.)'']]

!!For the series:

-->''(Seth, Jacob, Frost, and Sex Machine standing ankle-deep in a sea of corpses)''

-->(Seth, Jacob, Frost, and Sex Machine standing ankle-deep in a sea of corpses)
-->{{Beat}}

-->(Vampire corpses all spontaneously combust)

--> [[spoiler: ''(Sex Machine rubs his ear trying to figure out what's going on, then notes he suddenly has fangs in his mouth. He covers it with his hand... only for it to turn into a claw. When he looks it over his other hand turns into one as well. When Scott look at him he quickly hands it behind his back and tries to act as if nothing's wrong.)'']]

--> '''Sex Machine''': ''(Listening to Frost's war story when the sound is suddenly drowned out and replaced by a raspy voice)

--> [[spoiler: ''(Sex Machine rubs his ear trying to figure out what's going on, then notes he suddenly has fangs in his mouth. He covers it with his hand... only for it to turn into a claw. When he looks it over his other hand turns into one as well. When Scott look at him he quickly hands it behind his back and tries to act as if nothing's wrong.]]

-->'''Chet''': Attention, pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale. If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you will get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, ''[[LargeHam fuck iiiit]]''!