History Funny / FistOfTheNorthStar

-->'''Amiba''': [[VillainsWantMercy Stop me! My legs! Stop my legs!]]
-->'''Mamiya''': You're a genius, aren't you? Why don't you press your own points to stop it?
-->'''Amiba''': *flails his now-stubs-at-the-wrists uselesssly*
-->'''Rei''': You won't be hitting anything with THOSE 'hands'.

'''Gaira:''' "In ten seconds. I will [[ExactTimeToFailure count it down]] for you. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0! '''''[[OhCrap OH NO!]]'''''" ''([[YourHeadASplode EXPL]][[HoistByHisOwnPetard ODES]])''

* Kenshiro faces off against Jackal, whose fighting style involves [[ThrowDownTheBomblet chucking sticks of lit dynamite at opponents.]]

* Kenshiro faces off against Jackal, whose fighting style involves [[ThrowDownTheBomblet chucking sticks of dynamite at opponents.]]

-->'''Jackal''': "Hey, as long as it works!"

* "You call throwing dynamite around a martial art?" "Hey, as long as it works!"

** Once his identity is revealed, Amiba's battle in general is filled with funny moments, from his [[{{Catchphrase}} constant spouting of]] "I am a genius!", to the fact that he decided to impersonate Toki because [[DisproportionateRetribution the latter hit his face]], to him [[ClippedWingAngel trying to make himself stronger]] only to [[BloodyHilarious blow his]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard own hands up]], but perhaps the best is at the very end. As he's being made to walk backwards off the skyscraper he's on courtesy of Kenshiro, [[DeadpanSnarker Mamiya and Rei]] have this to say:

-->'''Mook''': Nah, I was talkin' about the other guy.

* Episode 30: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUlFqL72iV0 His name is Gaira]], and he claims to have learned Hokuto Shinken techniques from Jagi, his boss. He then attempts to use a Hokuto Zankai Ken on Kenshiro. It backfires on him horribly.

* Episode 30: See that guy up there in the picture? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUlFqL72iV0 His name is Gaira]], and he claims to have learned Hokuto Shinken techniques from Jagi, his boss. He then attempts to use a Hokuto Zankai Ken on Kenshiro. It backfires on him horribly.

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[OhCrap "OH]] [[GratuitousEnglish NO!"]]]]

-->'''Souther:''' ''[After impaling his own chest]'' Ohhhh... That was a mistake, I gotta be honest... ''[Robbie starts laughing]'' I- that was a bad choice... On my part! I should've just let you kill me without pain because ''jesus this hurts''... Anyway... I guess I'll be goin' now, so- yep, that's- oh. ''[Kenshiro starts walking off]'' Yep. Just leave me, I'll... I'll be here. ''[Robbie laughs a bit more]'' Can someone bring me... A glass of- nevermind. I'm probably gonna die anyway. ...Big dipper outcast! ...[[PleaseSubscribeToOurChannel Make sure to like and subscribe]]... ''[Robbie loses it]''

** Once his identity is revealed, Amiba's battle in general is filled with funny moments, from his [[Catchphrase constant spouting of]] "I am a genius!", to the fact that he decided to impersonate Toki because [[DisproportionateRetribution the latter hit his face]], to him [[ClippedWingAngel trying to make himself stronger]] only to [[BloodyHilarious blow his]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard own hands up]], but perhaps the best is at the very end. As he's being made to walk backwards off the skyscraper he's on courtesy of Kenshiro, [[DeadpanSnarker Mamiya and Rei]] have this to say:

* Episode 2: When Bat gets the rice seeds back, he breaks the fourth wall to talk the audience for a little bit. When he decides to eat one of the rice seeds, he does it in such a way that he looks like he's advertising for a commercial.

* Episode 2: When Bart (Bat in the manga) gets the rice seeds back, he breaks the fourth wall to talk the audience for a little bit. When he decides to eat one of the rice seeds, he does it in such a way that he looks like he's advertising for a commercial.

** "Oh, another new record!" One of Abida's Goons before his head gets squashed by him, most likely inventing the "derp" face in the process.

* From the Italian dub, a moment of Kenshiro's glorious return in the Gento arc: after a troop of Imperial soldiers enter a gallery to investigate ''what'' made another soldier explode and fail to do anything, another fat soldier comes in to investigate, spots Kenshiro on Koku-Oh... And politely asks: "Excuse me, but who are you?", in the same tone and with the same words as Film/{{Fantozzi}}. And as he not only quoted the most famous {{Chew Toy}} of Italian media but also ''looks'' like him, he's promptly flattened by Koku-Oh.

--> '''{{Mook Gaira}}:''' ''(after attempting one of Kenshiro's attacks on him)'' "[[BorrowedCatchPhrase You're already dead.]]"\\

* And just as if the series couldn’t get any more ridiculous, there’s the next episode previews, with the loudest, hammiest, most [[ChewingTheScenery scenery-chewing]] narration anyone could hear.

* Ken, Mamiya, and Toki arrive to a tavern, which are filled with Raoh's {mmok}}s. Ken hears an assassin in the ceiling, and when he calls out the "old woman", said assassin tries to kill Ken, who grabs a nearby spear, and the poor bastard barely has time to process that he's about to die, and does.

* Episode 30: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUlFqL72iV0 One Mook (Gaira)]], who claims to have learned the Divine Fist of the North Star from Jagi, attempts to use a Hokuto Zankai Ken on Kenshiro. It backfires on him horribly.

** His original counterpart in the manga was at the receiving end of the Zankai-Ken. Kenshiro then puts the poor sap in the hole with only his ''thumbs''.

* Episode 30: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUlFqL72iV0 One Mook (Gaira) fails Hokuto Shinken forever]].
--> '''{{Mook}}:''' ''(after attempting one of Kenshiro's attacks on him)'' "[[BorrowedCatchPhrase You're already dead.]]"\\

'''Mook:''' "In ten seconds. I will [[ExactTimeToFailure count it down]] for you. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0! '''''[[OhCrap OH NO!]]'''''" ''([[YourHeadASplode EXPL]][[HoistByHisOwnPetard ODES]])''
** In fact, Kenshiro is so badass that the Mook's face mask was already smashed! It's also why the mook's head exploded instead of Kenshiro's; Kenshiro elbowed a PressurePoint in his face that set up a hilariously timed delayed reaction.

* The death of Patra, a female villain from a filler episode, which manages to be so absurdly gruesome and violent [[CrossesTheLineTwice loops around to being]] [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious]]. First, she gets two of her pearls she uses for her CombinationAttack with her husband, Dragon, [[EyeScream embedded into her eyes]], causing her to scream in agony. Then, a stream of fire from her husband, Dragon, accidentally hits her, causing her to be engulfed in flames, and then she winds up falling off a ledge in the castle she and Dragon operate out of, while still on fire, '''still screaming''' all the way as she falls from a great height into the surrounding lake, where she presumably dies on impact.

** This one kinda falls under both BlackComedy and CrossesTheLineTwice: instead of committing suicide, [[spoiler:Yuria]] apparently falls of Shin's palace by accident, because he didn't install the railings yet. Shin then responds, "Bring me the architect; it's his fault [[spoiler:she]] died!"

* From the Italian dub, a moment of Kenshiro's glorious return in the Gento arc: after a troop of Imperial soldiers enter a gallery to investigate ''what'' made another soldier explode and fail to do anything, another fat soldier comes in to investigate, spots Kenshiro on Koku-Oh... And politely asks: "Excuse me, but who are you?", in the same tone and with the same words as Film/{{Fantozzi}}. And as he not only quoted [[TheChewToy Fantozzi]] but also ''looks'' like him, he's promptly flattened by Koku-Oh.

---->'''Kenshiro''': Times are hard, and so are boiled eggs.