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-->'''Vanille:''' Shhh! \\
-->'''Snow:''' (exasperated) What's she doing this time?
-->Vanille starts yanking on the sheep's wool.\\
-->'''Snow:''' Wha-What are you doing? Stop that!

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-->'''Vanille:''' '''Vanille:''' Shhh! \\
-->'''Snow:''' '''Snow:''' (exasperated) What's she doing this time?
-->Vanille starts
time?\\
'''Vanille:''' *starts
yanking on the sheep's wool.\\
-->'''Snow:'''
wool*\\
'''Snow:'''
Wha-What are you doing? Stop that!


-->'''Snow:''' Wha-What are you doing? Stop that! \\

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-->'''Snow:''' Wha-What are you doing? Stop that! \\

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** For extra laughs pay attention to Snow's commentary during the scene...
-->'''Snow:''' uh..Vanille? \\
-->'''Vanille:''' Shhh! \\
-->'''Snow:''' (exasperated) What's she doing this time?
-->Vanille starts yanking on the sheep's wool.\\
-->'''Snow:''' Wha-What are you doing? Stop that! \\


'''As a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked [[Administrivia/SpoilersOff as per policy.]] Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.'''



* Doubling as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, the time Sazh's chocobo [[spoiler:took down a {{mook}}]]. By itself. KillerRabbit indeed.

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* Doubling as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, the time Sazh's chocobo [[spoiler:took took down a {{mook}}]].{{mook}}. By itself. KillerRabbit indeed.



* Sazh gets one if he's your party leader in the final battle against [[spoiler:Orphan]].

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* Sazh gets one if he's your party leader in the final battle against [[spoiler:Orphan]].Orphan.



** Made funnier by the fact that he [[spoiler:kind of already did, in the previous phase of the battle]].

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** Made funnier by the fact that he [[spoiler:kind kind of already did, in the previous phase of the battle]].battle.



* Using Sazh against one of [[spoiler:Bartandelus' forms]] and using a paradigm shift net you this jem:
-->'''Sazh:''' [[spoiler:Bar...do...ly.]]

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* Using Sazh against one of [[spoiler:Bartandelus' forms]] Bartandelus' forms and using a paradigm shift net you this jem:
gem:
-->'''Sazh:''' [[spoiler:Bar...Bar...do...ly.]]



* Chapter 9 escalates the panic in its alarms. Code Red is fairly normal. [[spoiler: Code Green isn't an all-clear, it's bigger than red. Code Purple has the comm officer practically panicking as he yells it over the intercom. It's all capped off by Jihl being unable to decide whether Orange, Blue, or Yellow is next - and Dysley calls Code White.]] It's even funnier because this is really the first time in the game that the l'Cie are winning, and Nabaat doesn't know how to deal with that.

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* Chapter 9 escalates the panic in its alarms. Code Red is fairly normal. [[spoiler: Code Green isn't an all-clear, it's bigger than red. Code Purple has the comm officer practically panicking as he yells it over the intercom. It's all capped off by Jihl being unable to decide whether Orange, Blue, or Yellow is next - and Dysley calls Code White.]] It's even funnier because this is really the first time in the game that the l'Cie are winning, and Nabaat doesn't know how to deal with that.


* Doubling as a MomentOfAwesome, the time Sazh's chocobo [[spoiler:took down a {{mook}}]]. By itself. KillerRabbit indeed.

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* Doubling as a MomentOfAwesome, SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, the time Sazh's chocobo [[spoiler:took down a {{mook}}]]. By itself. KillerRabbit indeed.

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* Chapter 9 escalates the panic in its alarms. Code Red is fairly normal. [[spoiler: Code Green isn't an all-clear, it's bigger than red. Code Purple has the comm officer practically panicking as he yells it over the intercom. It's all capped off by Jihl being unable to decide whether Orange, Blue, or Yellow is next - and Dysley calls Code White.]] It's even funnier because this is really the first time in the game that the l'Cie are winning, and Nabaat doesn't know how to deal with that.

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* Fang rejects Snow's RousingSpeech at the end of the Fifth Ark and draws her weapon on the party, declaring that she'll have no part in their self-sacrifice and [[LetThemDie all of Cocoon can go hang]] if it means she can save Vanille from turning Cie'th. When this calls Bahamut to her, she screams DontYouDarePityMe and says that Eidolons only appear to l'Cie who can't decide what to do in order to [[MercyKill put them out of their misery]]. Snow cuts through the drama with a logical observation: "So, you ''haven't'' made up your mind yet?"


* At the beginning, whenever Vanille asks a question that anyone who lives in Cocoon should know--like saying "who's this guy?" when the Primarch shows up on the television--nobody gets suspicious. They just assume she's a major ditz.

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* At the beginning, whenever Vanille asks a question that anyone who lives in Cocoon should know--like know - like saying "who's this guy?" when the Primarch shows up on the television--nobody television - nobody gets suspicious. They just assume she's a major ditz.



* Mark 34. Here comes Zenobia the Butcher, and you're expecting her to be a tougher fight than most of the Undying marks preceding her... until a fucking ''tonberry'' shows up and steals your kill. With a knife. In one ''hit''. ''[[FlatWhat What]]''. Of course, Final Fantasy veterans already know what to expect of [[KillerRabbit those critters]].

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* Mark 34. Here comes Zenobia the Butcher, and you're expecting her to be a tougher fight than most of the Undying marks preceding her... until a fucking ''tonberry'' shows up and steals your kill. With a knife. In one ''hit''. ''[[FlatWhat What]]''.''one hit''. '''[[FlatWhat What]]'''. Of course, Final Fantasy veterans already know what to expect of [[KillerRabbit those critters]].


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* On Gran Pulse, the party splits into three groups: Lightning with Snow and Sazh, Fang and Vanille, and Hope with Frocobo. Nobody is even a little bit concerned about the [[SquishyWizard squishiest wizard]] in the party being accompanied by only an ungrown chocobo chick on ''Gran frickin' Pulse'' until after Frocobo comes back panicking. Fang even says "He's off with the chocobo" as though she were a whole proper member of the party instead of a lodger in Sazh's afro.

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* After Lightning, Hope, Fang, and Snow have a fight against a [[ShockAndAwe Kalavinka Striker]] on the ''Palamecia'' (and another one flies up to take its place), a portion of the hull blows open and Sazh and Vanille step out. Fang and Vanille start to have a joyful reunion, and Snow seemingly turns to Sazh.
-->'''Snow:''' There you are.
-->'''Sazh:''' Did you miss me?
-->''(fight music resumes as the second Kalavinka Striker flies in)''
-->'''Snow:''' Not you, the monster!
-->'''Sazh:''' What? Where?

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* When Fang and Lightning are talking in Palumpolum, Light delivers an angry, frustrated backhand across Fang's face. After comparing the ensuing dialogue to Snow's, Fang asks if she feels any better for the blow.
-->'''Lightning:''' ...It didn't change anything.
-->'''Fang:''' Tell that to my jaw.

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--> '''Snow:''' This'll be a piece of cake! Let's ''do'' this!
-->'''Lightning:''' Follow my lead!
-->'''Snow:''' '''''STEELGUARD!'''''
-->'''Lightning:''' Hang in there, Hope. Snow. ... ''SNOW!'' Don't just stand there!
-->'''Snow''' Ha! '''''STEELGUARD!'''''
-->'''Lightning:''' *groans*
-->'''Snow:''' C'mon; show me what you got!
-->'''Lightning:''' Wanna lend a hand here?
-->'''Snow''' Eh, don't worry, Light; I can take him! Watch this! '''''STEELGUARD!'''''
-->'''Lightning''' *sighs* ...never mind.


-->'''Snow:''' Oops...[[CaptainObvious probably should've covered that]].
* When Sazh jumps after Lightning and land on his face...then the chocobo chick sticks a landing that would make an Olympic gymnast proud, complete with its wings stuck up in the air.

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-->'''Snow:''' Oops... [[CaptainObvious probably should've covered that]].
* When Sazh jumps after Lightning and land on his face... then the chocobo chick sticks a landing that would make an Olympic gymnast proud, complete with its wings stuck up in the air.



* Hope and Vanille falling to their deaths in the opening cinematic for chapter 11, made funnier by virtue of being a split second piece of dialogue in the middle of a CMOA.:

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* Hope and Vanille free falling to their deaths in the opening cinematic for chapter 11, made funnier by virtue of being a split second piece of dialogue in the middle of a CMOA.:



* This one is repeatable, since it happens in gameplay, but requires some timing: do a Paradigm shift and watch your party strike their AngelsPose...followed immediately by a mob [[TalkToTheFist knocking one of them flat on their ass]]. Whilst the other two just stand there looking cool (or attempting to).

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* This one is repeatable, since it happens in gameplay, but requires some timing: do a Paradigm shift and watch your party strike their AngelsPose... followed immediately by a mob [[TalkToTheFist knocking one of them flat on their ass]]. Whilst the other two just stand there looking cool (or attempting to).



** If a party member is launched just before another member heals or buffs them, they have a chance of spouting their character-specific "thanks!" line... [[CasualDangerDialogue while being juggled Smash Bros. style by a Behemoth.]] And, of course, the simple sight of your medic desperately chucking cure spells at someone who is soaring through the air is completely hilarious by itself.
* Chapter 12, the party casually jumps off a ledge, leaving Vanille to wonder what they're doing before following. The group falls through the air in free fall as Vanille waves her limbs and screams, and Lightning activates the Grav-Con Unit for them to land in safely.
-->'''Vanille:''' "You could have warned me!" \\
'''Fang:''' "That's how they get around on Cocoon." \\
'''Hope:''' "[[CallBack That's how]] ''Light'' [[ChekhovsGun gets around]]!"

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** If a party member is launched just before another member heals or buffs them, they have a chance of spouting their character-specific "thanks!" "Thanks!" line... [[CasualDangerDialogue while being juggled Smash Bros. style by a Behemoth.]] And, of course, the simple sight of your medic desperately chucking cure spells at someone who is soaring through the air is completely hilarious by itself.
* Chapter In chapter 12, the party casually jumps off a ledge, leaving Vanille to wonder what they're doing before following. The group falls through the air in free fall as Vanille waves her limbs and screams, and Lightning activates the Grav-Con Unit for them to land in safely.
-->'''Vanille:''' "You You could have warned me!" me! \\
'''Fang:''' "That's That's how they get around on Cocoon." Cocoon. \\
'''Hope:''' "[[CallBack [[CallBack That's how]] ''Light'' [[ChekhovsGun gets around]]!"around]]!



* Mark 34. Here comes Zenobia the Butcher, and you're expecting her to be a tougher fight than most of the Undying marks preceding her...until a fucking ''tonberry'' shows up and steals your kill. With a knife. In one ''hit''. ''[[FlatWhat What]]''. Of course, Final Fantasy veterans already know what to expect of [[KillerRabbit those critters]].

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* Mark 34. Here comes Zenobia the Butcher, and you're expecting her to be a tougher fight than most of the Undying marks preceding her... until a fucking ''tonberry'' shows up and steals your kill. With a knife. In one ''hit''. ''[[FlatWhat What]]''. Of course, Final Fantasy veterans already know what to expect of [[KillerRabbit those critters]].



-->'''Sazh:''' Whoa...whoa whoa whoa WHOA! *the debris is caught by the machine* [{{beat}}] [[IMeantToDoThat I knew that'd happen]].
* Yet another for Sazh, when Vanille asks who the Primarch is.
-->'''Sazh:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I mean...]]''[[DeadpanSnarker what]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker are they teaching kids in school these days?]]

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-->'''Sazh:''' Whoa... whoa whoa whoa WHOA! *the debris is caught by the machine* [{{beat}}] [[IMeantToDoThat I knew that'd happen]].
* Yet another for Sazh, when Vanille asks who the Primarch is.
-->'''Sazh:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I mean...]]''[[DeadpanSnarker what]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker are they teaching kids in school these days?]]
happen]].



-->'''Sazh:''' [[spoiler:"Bar...do...ly"]]
* During the cutscene for the opening of Chapter 11, when the party gets attacked by an enormous flying monster, we get this:

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-->'''Sazh:''' [[spoiler:"Bar...[[spoiler:Bar...do...ly"]]
ly.]]
* During the cutscene for the opening of Chapter chapter 11, when the party gets attacked by an enormous flying monster, we get this:



-->'''Lightning:''' "Cie food". Cute.

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-->'''Lightning:''' "Cie food". food." Cute.



-->'''Fang:''' (while shaking her hand) "Ahh! I ''knew'' you were ''hard-headed'', but-"
-->'''Snow:''' (turning around; indignant) "Okay, that was- ''Oww!''"

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-->'''Fang:''' (while shaking her hand) "Ahh! Ahh! I ''knew'' you were ''hard-headed'', but-"
but-
-->'''Snow:''' (turning around; indignant) "Okay, Okay, that was- ''Oww!''"''Oww!''

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* Sazh noticing and trying to catch a Cactuar that's taunting him. It runs off the moment he springs for it. Later on they meet back up in the same place... but the Cactuar is now a ''Gigantuar'', and still just as fast as it was originally... But far more confident in its ability to defend itself.


-->'''Snow:''' (turning around) "Okay, that was- ''Oww!''"

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-->'''Snow:''' (turning around) around; indignant) "Okay, that was- ''Oww!''"

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** But there is more to that scene! When she tries to yank, the sheep gives a ''"What the heck are you doing?"'' glance to her and Vanille gets a little nervous. The moment she succeeds in yanking the wool off, the tearing sound is so loud that the first thing you might think is ''"Well, staggered this sheep good."''

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