History Funny / FinalFantasyXIII

* At the beginning, whenever Vanille asks a question that anyone who lives in Cocoon should know -- like saying "who's this guy?" when the Primarch shows up on the television -- nobody gets suspicious. They just assume she's a major ditz.

* The opening cinematic to Chapter 12 contains one for Snow. He waves to a cheering crowd...conveniently forgetting about his l'Cie brand. Once the guards start mobilizing, he realizes what just happened.

* Hope and Vanille free falling in the opening cinematic for chapter 11, made funnier by virtue of being a split second piece of dialogue in the middle of a CMOA.:

* In chapter 12, the party casually jumps off a ledge, leaving Vanille to wonder what they're doing before following. The group falls through the air as Vanille waves her limbs and screams, and Lightning activates the Grav-Con Unit for them to land in safely.

* During the cutscene for the opening of chapter 11, when the party gets attacked by an enormous flying monster, we get this:

-->'''Sazh:''' Bar...do...ly.

-->'''Lightning:''' Hang in there, Hope. Snow. ... ''SNOW!'' Don't just stand there!

-->'''Lightning''' *sighs* ...never mind.

** But there is more to that scene! When she tries to yank, the sheep gives a ''"What the heck are you doing?"'' glance to her and Vanille gets a little nervous. The moment she succeeds in yanking the wool off, the tearing sound is so loud that the first thing you might think is ''"Well, staggered this sheep good."''
** For extra laughs pay attention to Snow's commentary during the scene...
-->'''Snow:''' uh..Vanille? \\

'''Snow:''' Wha-What are you doing? Stop that!

-->'''Vanille:''' Look at these wooly little things! I just wanna squeeze 'em till they pop!

* After Anima has been fought and the party are now l'Cie:
-->'''Snow:''' (to Vanille) You too?
-->'''Vanille:''' Mm-hmm. (''lifts her skirt, revealing her brand'') Right here.
-->'''Snow:''' (awkwardly, while turning away) Okay...

* At the beginning, whenever Vanille asks a question that anyone who lives in Cocoon should know - like saying "who's this guy?" when the Primarch shows up on the television - nobody gets suspicious. They just assume she's a major ditz.

-->'''Fang:''' (while shaking her hand) Ahh! I ''knew'' you were ''hard-headed'', but-
-->'''Snow:''' (turning around; indignant) Okay, that was- ''Oww!''

* Chapter 9 escalates the panic in its alarms. Code Red is fairly normal. Code Green isn't an all-clear, it's bigger than red. Code Purple has the comm officer practically panicking as he yells it over the intercom. It's all capped off by Jihl being unable to decide whether Orange, Blue, or Yellow is next - and Dysley calls Code White. It's even funnier because this is really the first time in the game that the l'Cie are winning, and Nabaat doesn't know how to deal with that.

-->'''Vanille:''' Shhh! \\
-->'''Snow:''' (exasperated) What's she doing this time?
-->Vanille starts yanking on the sheep's wool.\\
-->'''Snow:''' Wha-What are you doing? Stop that!

-->'''Snow:''' Wha-What are you doing? Stop that! \\

* Doubling as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, the time Sazh's chocobo [[spoiler:took down a {{mook}}]]. By itself. KillerRabbit indeed.

* Sazh gets one if he's your party leader in the final battle against [[spoiler:Orphan]].

** Made funnier by the fact that he [[spoiler:kind of already did, in the previous phase of the battle]].

* Using Sazh against one of [[spoiler:Bartandelus' forms]] and using a paradigm shift net you this jem:
-->'''Sazh:''' [[spoiler:Bar...do...ly.]]

* Chapter 9 escalates the panic in its alarms. Code Red is fairly normal. [[spoiler: Code Green isn't an all-clear, it's bigger than red. Code Purple has the comm officer practically panicking as he yells it over the intercom. It's all capped off by Jihl being unable to decide whether Orange, Blue, or Yellow is next - and Dysley calls Code White.]] It's even funnier because this is really the first time in the game that the l'Cie are winning, and Nabaat doesn't know how to deal with that.

* Doubling as a MomentOfAwesome, the time Sazh's chocobo [[spoiler:took down a {{mook}}]]. By itself. KillerRabbit indeed.

* At the beginning, whenever Vanille asks a question that anyone who lives in Cocoon should know--like saying "who's this guy?" when the Primarch shows up on the television--nobody gets suspicious. They just assume she's a major ditz.

* Mark 34. Here comes Zenobia the Butcher, and you're expecting her to be a tougher fight than most of the Undying marks preceding her... until a fucking ''tonberry'' shows up and steals your kill. With a knife. In one ''hit''. ''[[FlatWhat What]]''. Of course, Final Fantasy veterans already know what to expect of [[KillerRabbit those critters]].

-->'''Snow:''' Oops...[[CaptainObvious probably should've covered that]].
* When Sazh jumps after Lightning and land on his face...then the chocobo chick sticks a landing that would make an Olympic gymnast proud, complete with its wings stuck up in the air.

* Hope and Vanille falling to their deaths in the opening cinematic for chapter 11, made funnier by virtue of being a split second piece of dialogue in the middle of a CMOA.:

* This one is repeatable, since it happens in gameplay, but requires some timing: do a Paradigm shift and watch your party strike their AngelsPose...followed immediately by a mob [[TalkToTheFist knocking one of them flat on their ass]]. Whilst the other two just stand there looking cool (or attempting to).

** If a party member is launched just before another member heals or buffs them, they have a chance of spouting their character-specific "thanks!" line... [[CasualDangerDialogue while being juggled Smash Bros. style by a Behemoth.]] And, of course, the simple sight of your medic desperately chucking cure spells at someone who is soaring through the air is completely hilarious by itself.
* Chapter 12, the party casually jumps off a ledge, leaving Vanille to wonder what they're doing before following. The group falls through the air in free fall as Vanille waves her limbs and screams, and Lightning activates the Grav-Con Unit for them to land in safely.
-->'''Vanille:''' "You could have warned me!" \\
'''Fang:''' "That's how they get around on Cocoon." \\
'''Hope:''' "[[CallBack That's how]] ''Light'' [[ChekhovsGun gets around]]!"

* Mark 34. Here comes Zenobia the Butcher, and you're expecting her to be a tougher fight than most of the Undying marks preceding her...until a fucking ''tonberry'' shows up and steals your kill. With a knife. In one ''hit''. ''[[FlatWhat What]]''. Of course, Final Fantasy veterans already know what to expect of [[KillerRabbit those critters]].

-->'''Sazh:''' Whoa...whoa whoa whoa WHOA! *the debris is caught by the machine* [{{beat}}] [[IMeantToDoThat I knew that'd happen]].
* Yet another for Sazh, when Vanille asks who the Primarch is.
-->'''Sazh:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I mean...]]''[[DeadpanSnarker what]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker are they teaching kids in school these days?]]

-->'''Sazh:''' [[spoiler:"Bar...do...ly"]]
* During the cutscene for the opening of Chapter 11, when the party gets attacked by an enormous flying monster, we get this:

-->'''Lightning:''' "Cie food". Cute.

-->'''Fang:''' (while shaking her hand) "Ahh! I ''knew'' you were ''hard-headed'', but-"
-->'''Snow:''' (turning around; indignant) "Okay, that was- ''Oww!''"

-->'''Snow:''' (turning around) "Okay, that was- ''Oww!''"