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'''Barret:''' Hell no! I'm just worried that your bony ass is gonna get blown off the side and shit-\\
'''Tifa:''' Enough! We gotta keep moving!

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'''Barret:''' Hell no! I'm just worried that your bony ass is gonna get blown off the side and shit-\\
'''Tifa:'''
shit--\\
'''[[TeamMom Tifa]]:'''
Enough! We gotta keep moving!



-->'''Tifa:''' ''[in a deep and faux sophisticated tone]'' "By the light of these magnificent lamps... we shall lead our brothers and sisters of the undercity to a brighter future."
-->'''Barret:''' Say what?

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-->'''Tifa:''' ''[in a deep and faux sophisticated tone]'' "By the light of these magnificent lamps... we shall lead our brothers and sisters of the undercity to a brighter future."
-->'''Barret:'''
"\\
'''Barret:'''
Say what?



* When they meet up with Biggs, who has secured them a route into the reactor, Barret tries to pull him into a hug. Biggs ducks under it and Barret seems rather put out about it.

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* When they meet up with Biggs, who has secured them a route into the reactor, Barret tries to pull him into a hug. Biggs ducks under it it, and Barret seems rather put out about it.



* After being told that Shinra is live recording them, Barret attempts to use this opportunity to talk about his motives and rant about Shinra. Cloud points out that Shinra aren't stupid enough to broadcast ''that''.

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* After being told that Shinra is live recording them, Barret attempts to use this opportunity to talk about his motives and rant about Shinra. Cloud points out that Shinra aren't stupid enough to broadcast ''that''.''that'', betting a thousand gil that they muted him.


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* Reno doesn't believe that Cloud was a SOLDIER, First Class, but comments that the guy's weird enough to be one. If you recall Roche, the only other SOLDIER introduced in ''Remake'', that statement becomes hilarious based on all we do know of him and Cloud by this point.
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[[{{Beat}} [stunned silence]]]\\

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[[{{Beat}} [stunned [[[{{Beat}} stunned silence]]]\\
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'''Aerith:''' Hmm. [[StealthInsult You'd better watch out then Cloud!]]

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'''Aerith:''' Hmm. [[StealthInsult You'd better watch out then then, Cloud!]]
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** Cloud's attempts to "be nice" as Tifa encourages goes as well as one would expect when a vendor angrily chews out Tifa for selling him defective filters and still expects to be paid. Cloud sarcastically says, "pretty please" and funnily enough, it works. Though it could just be the BFS at work.

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** Cloud's attempts to "be nice" as Tifa encourages goes as well as one would expect when a vendor angrily chews out Tifa for selling him defective filters and still expects expecting to be paid. Cloud sarcastically says, "pretty please" and funnily enough, it works. Though it could just be the BFS at work.



-->'''Barret''': Aw, c'mon man.

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-->'''Barret''': Aw, c'mon c'mon, man.
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-->'''Biggs:''' Ugh, the air in here reeks. Can't wait to get out in the open. Man, what ''is'' that I've never seen anything smell so foul. (''sniff'') Aw, it's ''me''. Gotta do something about that, and soon.

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-->'''Biggs:''' Ugh, the air in here reeks. Can't wait to get out in the open. Man, what ''is'' that that? I've never seen anything smell so foul. (''sniff'') Aw, it's ''me''. Gotta do something about that, and soon.
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** If the fight drags on

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[[folder:Episode [=INTERmission=]]]

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[[folder:Episode [=INTERmission=]]] !!Episode [=INTERmission=]
[[folder:Chapter 1: Wutai's Finest]]
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* Funny/FinalFantasyVIIRebirth

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* Funny/FinalFantasyVIIRebirth
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[[folder:Chapter 1]]

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[[folder:Chapter 1: The Destruction of Mako Reactor 1]]



[[folder:Chapter 2]]

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[[folder:Chapter 2]]2: Fateful Encounters]]



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[[folder:Chapter 3]]3: Home Sweet Slum]]



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[[folder:Chapter 4]]4: Mad Dash]]



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[[folder:Chapter 5]]5: Dogged Pursuit]]



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[[folder:Chapter 6]]6: Light the Way]]



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[[folder:Chapter 7]]7: A Trap Is Sprung]]



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[[folder:Chapter 8]]8: Budding Bodyguard]]



[[folder:Chapter 9]]

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[[folder:Chapter 9]]9: The Town That Never Sleeps]]



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[[folder:Chapter 10]]10: Rough Waters]]



[[folder:Chapter 11]]

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[[folder:Chapter 11]]11: Haunted]]



[[folder:Chapter 12]]

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[[folder:Chapter 12]]12: Fight for Survival]]



[[folder:Chapter 13]]

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[[folder:Chapter 13]]13: A Broken World]]



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[[folder:Chapter 14]]14: In Search of Hope]]



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[[folder:Chapter 15]]15: The Day Midgar Stood Still]]



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[[folder:Chapter 16]]16: The Belly of the Beast]]



[[folder:Chapter 17]]

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[[folder:Chapter 17]]17: Deliverance from Chaos]]



[[folder:Chapter 18]]

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[[folder:Chapter 18]]18: Destiny's Crossroads]]
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* Funny/FinalFantasyVIIRebirth
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-->'''Biggs:''' Ugh, the air in here reeks. Can't wait to get out in the open. Man, what ''is'' that`I've never seen anything smell so foul. (''sniff'') Aw, it's ''me''. Gotta do something about that, and soon.

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-->'''Biggs:''' Ugh, the air in here reeks. Can't wait to get out in the open. Man, what ''is'' that`I've that I've never seen anything smell so foul. (''sniff'') Aw, it's ''me''. Gotta do something about that, and soon.
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-->'''Tifa''': ''[semi whispering, conspiratorially]'' Cloud can carry all our stuff!\\

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-->'''Tifa''': ''[semi ''[semi-[[PoseOfSilence whispering, conspiratorially]'' conspiratorially]]]'' Cloud can carry all our stuff!\\
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* The Happy Turtle flyer side quest has each banner accompanied by a remix of the main Happy Turtle song. The original is already a bizzarely modern song for a store run by an old man, but the others veer into genres like beach party mix, a dance mix, Doo-wop, and even ''Death Metal''. All of which talk about drinking at a tea restaurant with appropriately-adjusted lyrics (such as the Death Metal one talking about getting fully wrecked and blind drunk... at ''the Happy Turtle'').
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* Barrett saying they’ve got a crowd to hide in when they’ve got on the train. Only he must [[FailedASpotCheck not be paying attention]] cause it’s hard not to notice a young man with an oversized sword on his back or a muscular giant with a Gatling gun for a hand. Only no one on the train does think to question them.
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* The party defeats a seemingly random group of Shinra [=SOLDIERs=], after which they discover a radio and a call coming in. Cloud pretends to be the guy they just defeated, claiming that they just put down a few monsters, and the guy on the other end complains about Avalanche making them work overtime. Following this, Barret grabs the radio, shouting that they ain't running or hiding. "Call was over," deadpans Cloud.

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* The "Price of Thievery" quest has Cloud helping Mireille clear the name of the Angel of the Slums from some imposters who stole donations for the Leaf House. The stablehand insists that it must be the Angel of the Slums because of a calling card left behind...which is signed by the "Garden Angles". Mireille is very unamused.



** Mayor Domino gives the entire team a WhatTheHellHero speech later on, pointing out how everything they've done as part of their infiltration was done completely ''wrong''. The dialogue assumes the team took the elevator, but it's just as funny if they took the stairs.

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** Mayor Domino gives the entire team a WhatTheHellHero speech later on, pointing out how everything they've done as part of their infiltration was done completely ''wrong''. The dialogue assumes the team took the elevator, but it's just as funny if they took the stairs.stairs because it means he's the one completely wrong.



** Even funnier, Red XIII didn't want to be called a lab rat dog when the party first meets him.

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** Even funnier, Red XIII didn't want to be called a lab rat dog when the party first meets him.him and yet still used it to describe himself anyway.
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** For the highest-tier dress, the beauticians instead are able to give him loose hair extensions instead that look more natural. But instead, the funny part is Cloud's spiky hair is now nestling a tiara, which makes it look like the tiara is crowning his spiky hair rather than his head.

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** For the highest-tier dress, the beauticians instead are able to give him loose hair extensions instead that look more natural. But instead, the The funny part is that Cloud's spiky hair is now nestling a tiara, which makes it look like the tiara is crowning his spiky hair rather than his head.
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** For the highest-tier dress, the beauticians instead are able to give him loose hair extensions instead that look more natural. But instead, the funny part is Cloud's spiky hair is now nestling a tiara, which makes it look like the tiara is crowning his spiky hair rather than his head.

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* A small one - during the sidequests in Sector 5, take Cloud and Aerith to the community building (the long grey building where you meet Mireille). Have Cloud and Aerith stand by the jukebox for awhile when music is on and they'll both start bopping to the music in their idle animations.



* Chapter 9 has a RunningGag of Aerith trying to get Cloud to high-five her and him just not getting it. The first two times, Aerith is left awkwardly hanging as Cloud tries to figure out what's wrong. The third time, Cloud actually gets it and puts up his hand in anticipation, only for ''Aerith'' to not getting it in turn, causing him to put his hand down in embarrassment and [[{{Tsundere}} brush her off when she apologizes for it]]. Finally, before the two enter the Sector 6 park, Aerith tries to high-five again and this time it's a prompt for you to keep forward (complete with holding triangle, as if Cloud is trying to figure out what she is doing). However, if you leave her hanging long enough, she'll start to get annoyed.

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* Chapter 9 has a RunningGag of Aerith trying to get Cloud to high-five her and him just not getting it. The first two times, Aerith is left awkwardly hanging as Cloud tries to figure out what's wrong. The third time, Cloud actually gets it and puts up his hand in anticipation, only for ''Aerith'' to not getting get it in turn, causing him to put his hand down in embarrassment and [[{{Tsundere}} brush her off when she apologizes for it]]. Finally, before the two enter the Sector 6 park, Aerith tries to high-five again and this time it's a prompt for you to keep forward (complete with holding triangle, as if Cloud is trying to figure out what she is doing). However, if you leave her hanging long enough, she'll start to get annoyed.


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** When they run into him later on, [[AllLovingHero Aerith]] casually insults Johnny's intelligence.
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-->'''Tifa:''' I swear, your timing was perfect. It's almost like...you could read my mind. [=SOLDIERs=] can't do that, can they?\\

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-->'''Tifa:''' --->'''Tifa:''' I swear, your timing was perfect. It's almost like...you could read my mind. [=SOLDIERs=] can't do that, can they?\\



--->'''Aerith:''' And just when I had finished tending the flowers here... Gotta start over... Just me, myself, and I...

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--->'''Aerith:''' -->'''Aerith:''' And just when I had finished tending the flowers here... Gotta start over... Just me, myself, and I...
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[[folder:Episode INTERmission]]

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[[folder:Episode INTERmission]] [=INTERmission=]]]
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** If you unlock the delta-level security lock for the Airbuster disposal room perfectly without error, Cloud makes a light joke. Even Tifa finds it funny. (Now think about what Jenova cells do, and that all SOLDIERs have them, and this becomes even funnier in hindsight.)
-->'''Tifa:''' I swear, your timing was perfect. It's almost like...you could read my mind. SOLDIERs can't do that, can they?\\

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** If you unlock the delta-level security lock for the Airbuster disposal room perfectly without error, Cloud makes a light joke. Even Tifa finds it funny. (Now think about what Jenova cells do, and that all SOLDIERs [=SOLDIERs=] have them, and this becomes even funnier in hindsight.)
-->'''Tifa:''' I swear, your timing was perfect. It's almost like...you could read my mind. SOLDIERs [=SOLDIERs=] can't do that, can they?\\

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