History Funny / FinalFantasyType0

* There's a really funny, totally illogical, and immensely spoilery bit of information revealed in the Rubicus. The members of Class Zero represent different traits that Arecia deemed necessary to create a satisfactory sacrifice to open Etro's gate. Those who are not among her children in the final spiral were those abandoned because they were deemed unnecessary. Rem, who is among the abandoned, represents [[ThePowerOfLove love]]. Jack, who remains one of Arecia's children, represents ''[[WhatAnIdiot ignorance]]''. Which means that Arecia decided [[SkewedPriorities ignorance is more important than love]].

--->'''Queen:''' I saw it with my own eyes! ''([[AdjustingYourGlasses adjusts glasses]])''

** Ace is a {{Megane}} bookworm trying to get into higher education, and Machina is his best friend and trying to get him out of the Crystarium.

* Moglin introduces himself to the group, explaining his name and nickname (MOOGLE or MOG) are both acronyms, so the cadets can call him what they like. Cinque names him "Moglin." Moglin protests that he has a real name -- "Hatzkhaminei Lowtoyosna Eripulci." Cinque decides that's too long, Moglin is good enough.

* There's a really funny, totally illogical, and immensely spoilery bit of information revealed in the Rubicus. The members of Class Zero represent different traits that Arecia deemed necessary to create a satisfactory sacrifice to open Etro's gate. Those who are not among her children in the final spiral were those abandoned because they were deemed unnecessary. Rem, who is among the abandoned, represents [[ThePowerOfLove love]]. Jack, who remains one of Arecia's children, represents ''[[WhatAnIdiot ignorance]]''. Which means that Arecia decided [[SkewedPriorities ignorance is less important than love]].

* In one village, you're tasked with tracking down a rare jewel that was stolen from the mayor. You eventually find out what happened to it -- [[spoiler:a Chocobo swallowed it]]. After you find this out, there's a fade to black, and you get the jewel back. The onlooking Dominion Legionary outright says, "You Class Zero cadets have guts!"

** If Cinque is in your party [[spoiler:upon arriving at Pandæmonium, she doesn't speak during the break in Cid's EvilGloating when the rest of them do, instead resulting in this exchange at the end:]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Cid''': Within my dark clutches, you shall die a slow death.]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Cinque''': [[MoodWhiplash Clutches?]] [[{{Malaproper}} Did he break his leg]]?]]

** This exchange [[spoiler:during Tempus Finis, after Jack tells everyone to cheer up and picture a brighter future]]:

** Sice's aforementioned crush on Kurasame is one of many female students' such attractions. Kurasame still wears his mask, and since [[spoiler:Kazusa's experiments with the Ice Reaper's eyeball prove]] they have a model for him without it, one can assume that they had him keep it [[RuleOfFunny just because it's funny]].

* There's a really funny, totally illogical, and immensely spoilery bit of information revealed in the Rubicus. [[spoiler:The members of Class Zero represent different traits that Arecia deemed necessary to create a satisfactory sacrifice to open Etro's gate. Those who are not among her children in the final spiral were those abandoned because they were deemed unnecessary. Rem, who is among the abandoned, represents [[ThePowerOfLove love]]. Jack, who remains one of Arecia's children, represents ''[[WhatAnIdiot ignorance]]''. Which means that Arecia decided [[SkewedPriorities ignorance is less important than love]]. Uh...]]

* During the normal ending, when everyone is thinking about [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming plans for a future that's never going to come]], Cinque proposes plans for ten years later. Jack points out that they can't ''know'' what's going to happen in the future, so they should just "live in the now, you know?"

* BlackComedy it may be, the conclusion of Chapter 6's mission, The Clash on Big Bridge: [[spoiler:After Caetuna summons Alexander and everyone watches it slaughter the Militesi Empire, the narrator says "the Imperial soldiers that yet survived fled back across the border into Milites." Cut to Incognitus powering the magic shield on the MA Gabriel, with Qator inside. The ''two of them'' compose the '''entirety''' of 'the Imperial soldiers that yet survived'.]]

* Nine bragging that he could name all '''four''' nations of Orience when Quon points out his stupidity.

* The fact that the overworld music is the classic Chocobo theme.

* One of Deuce's abilities is Dissonant Sonata, which involves her playing her flute '''[[DreadfulMusician really]]''' badly, creating a field around her that [[BrownNote stuns enemies]] and even causes a [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou static effect on the PSP's screen!]]

** If Cinque is in your party [[spoiler:upon arriving at Pandæmonium, she doesn't speak during the break in Cid's HannibalLecture when the rest of them do, instead resulting in this exchange at the end:]]

* Final Fantasy Agito, being a prequel/alternate universe with more SliceOfLife has several instances of this in the form of interactions with Class Zero. One of these is that, if you're playing as a girl and meet Nine for the first or second time, he'll happily confess that [[CovertPervert Jack has a]] PornStash and he shares it ''[[AllMenArePerverts with the rest of]] [[CovertPervert Class Zero's boys]]''. But it doesn't end there; apparently, Jack also told Nine that he plans to get rid of them and be [[http://aestalitz.tumblr.com/post/86603253659 "a pure and delicate shonen" so female PC will like him better]].

--> '''Cater''': "Blazing merchant"?

--> [[ButtMonkey Trey]]: Defective personality!? Servant!?

* Carla's scene with Jack and Cater, where she asks them to call her a blazing merchant. She seems to also have dropped the nice girl charade a little bit here.

--> '''Carla''': Yes! Because I'm always trying to blaze a path towards new customers! Defective personalities, even hungry children! ''camera turns to Jack'' Frivolous people? Certainly! ''camera switches to Cater'' Even arrogant people! I offer my goods and services to everyone!
--> '''Jack''': was I just casually insulted there?
** And then she offers an Ether for an insanely high amount of gil.