History Funny / FarCry6

-->''Somehow, the kids didn't laugh us into submission. They still want more proof we're "chill" though... A couple of kids bullied some guerillas so badly they left the skatepark.''
-->''Two guerillas dropped their phones, cracked their screens, and quit the movement (a little extreme, we think)''

-->'''Juan''': Remember, Rule 9#: Right tool for the right job.
-->'''Dani''': Rule #10: Shut the fuck up.

-->'''Dani''': Let me guess. You screwed over someone, took a percentage, then blew it doing something stupid.
-->'''Juan''': Yes?
-->'''Dani''': I think we're family now.

--> '''Camila:''' Who the fuck are you?
--> '''Dani:''' Dani, for Libertad. You Baby Montero?
--> '''FND Soldier:''' [Giggles] 'Baby Montero'?
--> '''Camila:''' [Backhands him] Fucking Philly!

* Another Yaran Story, "Tanks for the Likes", involves Dani having to help a thrillseeker named Colton "CB Savage" Blake do some "dope-ass moves" to help Libertad gain social media cred. The large majority of his "moves" involves strafing side to side as he ''runs across an active firing range presently being used by armored tanks for practice. With Dani following behind him the entire time, told to keep him in the frame of the camera s/he is holding at all times.'' He runs across the length of it twice, even stopping outside of cover to do some air-boxing in the direction of said tanks ''that are still shelling the area around him.'' Eventually, the two leave the firing range where Colton declares his awesomeness and how popular the video will be, with the only way it could be better was if "someone fuckin' died". Moments later, '''''a stray shell strikes and explodes him into a red mist while barely scratching Dani right beside him''''', followed by his still-smoking shoes falling back down into the pool of blood where he stood as a collectible Gear piece. Dani goes ahead and uploads the video because it's after all what Colton "would have wanted".
* A treasure hunt that can be found near Patriotas Peak, the guerilla camp owned by the Legends of '67 in El Este, called "A Little Birde Told Me" revolves around Dani having to follow a docile pelican through a combination of the wingsuit and various vehicles as it has to be fed incrementally in order to lead her to the stash. Every time, Dani finds themselves talking to the pelican, Danilo, as if it were a dog, something they eventually lampshade at the end when Danilo leads them to the stash.
* El Tigre asks Dani to help liberate Karlito, ostensibly one of the Legends of '67, who has apparently been forced to "work" at the Pro-Castillo propaganda-laden Museum of the False Revolution. When Dani arrives at the museum, they find no hide nor hair of a captured Legends member in indentured servitude...what they do find, however, is an old Resistance tank on display in the middle of the museum. Dani's [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction]] as they finally put two-and-two together is priceless.

* Dani finds a pair of Yaran Story sidequests to do in the Montero Farm guerilla camp for a man named Elvis Carballo. It initially starts with Dani going to retrieve a pair of spurs that Elvis gives to his prize cockfighting bird, only for Dani to discover that the one who stole them was also giving animal-equivalent steroids to chickens, resulting in a large horde of 'roid-raging roosters attacking Dani when they escape with the spurs. The follow-up quest involves Elvis reporting that the whole host of juiced-up cluckers had escaped and started laying eggs, of which he needs one. The result is Dani finding the horde had overtaken and destroyed a local farm, where they have to collect one egg and destroy the rest all while being pecked and clawed at by the madness-induced farmlife. At the end, Dani exclaims how much they hate roosters, but given that they later or might even have already met up with the Amigo, [[BloodKnight Chicarron]], it might have been a heat-of-the-moment declaration.

** Boomer is back, now known as Boom Boom. Apparently, our good friend Hurk not only sent the poor dog to Yara to escape the brutality at Hope County, but also to atone to the Monkey God for his past mistakes (likely meaning using monkeys as live bombs).

*** Of particular note about Chicharrón's series of mission leading up to his recruitment is that Dani at one point ponders if the situation is about Chicharrón backing them up or if ''they'' are backing up ''Chicharrón'' as he goes on a personal rampage against dogs bred to be super-soldiers, waves of hardened FND soldiers, and even armored vehicles! If by some chance the rooster does bite the dust, the failure message even blatantly goes "Chicharrón has been killed! '''''Impossible!'''''".

* There's a note the player can find inside the starting area. It details Vaas' thoughts on most of the people seen in ''3'' like a fast food menu.

--> Vaas: Citra, can we talk about our little hiccup the other day, um... Why did you try to stab me in the chest? You could have fucking killed me, you know that?

* The "Rambo" side mission has a similar gag to the Bicho one where Rambo super-fan Silvio asks you to best Rambo's kill count of 512 with the mission objective listing it(but also telling you not to worry about the ridiculous kill count)and Dani exaggerating their kill count after killing a few dozen soldiers and wondering how the hell Rambo managed to pull it off.

* So apparently, in Vaas' mind he screams like a little girl.

* El Tigre asks Dani to help liberate Karlito, ostensibly one of the Legends of '67, who has apparently been forced to "work" at the Pro-Castillo propaganda-laden Museum of the False Revolution. When Dani arrives at the museum, they find no hide nor hair of a captured Legends member in indentured servitude...what they do find, however, is an old Resistance [[TankGoodness tank]] on display in the middle of the museum. Dani's [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction]] as they finally put two-and-two together is priceless.
-->'''Dani''': [[WhamLine Is Karlito a]] [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] ''tank?''

* El Tigre asks Dani to help liberate Karlito, ostensibly one of the Legends of '67, who has apparently been forced to "work" at the Pro-Castillo propaganda-laden Museum of the False Revolution. When Dani arrives at the museum, they discover Karlito is actually a '''''[[TankGoodness tank]]'''''. Dani's [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction]] is priceless.
-->'''Dani''': [[PrecisionFStrike Is Karlito a fucking tank?]]

* In one of his memories, Vaas watches [[VideoGame/FarCry5 Joseph Seed]] preaching on TV and is not too pleased when Joseph tells the definition of insanity, as if that phrase is Vaas' trademark and Joseph had committed copyright infringement. Take note that UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein was the one who used that phrase first, meaning Vaas [[HypocriticalHumor committed infringement first]].

** One mission has Dani and Bicho get utterly drunk and hold their own wandering party. Special note goes to Dani drunkenly declaring he will tag every billboard in Yara (with the mission objective saying so, to the tune of over ''700''). You tag exactly two before Dani's convinced he did all of them.
* One side mission has Dani team up with Creator/DannyTrejo himself! The mission sees Dani gun down wave after wave of FND soldiers while Danny spends most of the time making his tacos to feed the less fortunate. And the Health Department soldier commanding the small army REALLY [[SeriousBusiness wants those tacos]].

-->Dani: [[PrecisionFStrike Is Karlito a fucking tank?]]

-->Juan: Remember, Rule 9#: Right tool for the right job.
-->Dani: Rule #10: Shut the fuck up.

-->Dani: Let me guess. You screwed over someone, took a percentage, then blew it doing something stupid.
-->Juan: Yes?
-->Dani: I think we're family now.

* In one of his memories, Vaas watches Joseph Seed preaching on TV and is not too pleased when Joseph tells the definition of insanity, as if that phrase is Vaas' trademark and Joseph had committed copyright infringement. Take note that Albert Einstein was the one who used that phrase first, meaning Vaas committed infringement first.

* In one of his memories, Vaas watches Joseph Seeds preaching on TV and is not too please when Joseph tells the definition of insanity, as if that phrase is Vaas' trademark and Joseph had committed copyright infringement. Take note that Albert Einstein was the one who used that phrase first, meaning Vaas committed infringement first.

--> '''Vaas:''' You're the fat ugly aunt but you make wonderful cookies. Children love you.