History Funny / FamilyGuySeasons4to8

* The normal opening is replaced with a parody of the opening of ''WesternAnimation/{{Superfriends}}'', featuring Peter as Superman, Brian and Stewie as Batman and Robin, Lois as Wonder Woman, Chris as Aquaman, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and Meg]], who at the end is just standing there on the logo with the rest of the family.

-->''(Chester's run-down apartment, "[[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Tom Sawyer]]" by Music/{{Rush}} is playing; Chester chops up a pile of Cheetos with a razor blade like it was cocaine...and then snorts a line of it.)''\\

'''Brian''': [[Music/FrankieValliAndTheFourSeasons Sherry]], [[Music/KennyRogers Laura]], [[Music/TheBeachBoys Wendy]], [[Music/{{Blondie}} Maria]], [[Music/BuddyHolly Peggy Sue]], [[Music/CabCalloway Minnie the Moocher]].\\

* Lois nonchalantly confessing to Meg that Chris was a result of her drinking and smoking while pregnant with him and chickening out halfway through it.

** Then, at the end, once more, after Chris starts lecturing about weed:
-->'''Stewie'': (sighs) Trying to watch Mr. Belvedere...
-->'''Chris'': So my advice to the two of you would be—
-->'''Stewie'': (singing the same as before) ACCORDING TO OUR NEW ARRIVAL, LIFE IS MORE THAN MERE SURVIVAL, WE JUST MIGHT LIVE THE GOOD LIFE YET!!! DA! DA-NA-NA-NA-NA! DA-NA-NA-NA-NA! ''NA-NA-NA!!!''

!!78., 79., and 80. - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
* A drunk Lois on all fours telling Peter to "get on". This is at the red carpet premiere for the movie, mind you.
--> '''Lois''': Peter. Peter. ''(whispers)'' Get on.\\
'''Peter''': Son of a bitch.
* The "incest episode" from the DVD extra:
-->'''Brian:''' WRONG! It's ''WRONG''! (pounds table)

!!!78. Stewie B. Goode
* This:
-->'''Peter:''' You know what ''really'' grinds my gears? You, America! [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you!]] Diane?
* After his night out with Brian, Stewie finds that he apparently had a one-night thing with Creator/RogerMoore that led to him having "Property of Roger Moore" written on his stomach (in the TV version, he simply has a handkerchief with the initials "RM" on it, leaving him wondering what they stand for).

!!!79. Bango Was His Name Oh
* At the electronics store, the guy selling Peter and Lois a [=TiVo=] uses its remote to fast forward in time, during which Lois performs the Heimlich maneuver on Chris, who was choking because he somehow swallowed a camcorder.
* Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man! Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man! [[RuleOfThree Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!]]
* "Quagmire's Cross-Country Tour. Uh, [[CountryMatters isn't there an O in country]]?" "Nope!"
* To make sure no one notices they're gone, Stewie has two robots of himself and Brian:
-->'''Robot Stewie:''' (in MachineMonotone) Damn you, vile woman. Blast. What the deuce?\\
'''Robot Brian:''' (also in MachineMonotone) I am a tool. Stewie is much better than me at everything, including arts and crafts and the guitar. I have no friends.
* Stewie tries to find the horn in Quagmire's RV. But it seems Quagmire [[https://youtu.be/Akdj3n69Wgw?t=21 made a few modifications...]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmzsSNYE900 Stewie driving while hepped up on pills.]] "[[LargeHam WE SHARE THEIR SPIRIT, MANIFEST DESTINY!]]"
* While pursuing his future self, Stewie jumps through a window and is replaced by a less-than-convincing stuntman.

!!!80. Stu and Stewie's Excellent Adventure
* After following Stu into the future, Stewie is disappointed because he thought he'd be the supreme ruler of the world away from "that house full of idiots". Cut to Peter, Chris, and Brian on the couch, where Brian unwraps a candy bar and throws it to the ground, causing Peter and Chris to knock themselves out when they hit their heads trying to grab it at the same time and Brian rests his feet on them.
* Stewie's defacement of Brian's grave (he crosses out Brian's name and writes "Douchebag" on it):
-->'''Stewie:''' Oh, this is ''fantastic''!\\
'''Stu:''' Well, that's not very appropriate, Stewie...\\
'''Stewie:''' Well, of course, it is; I loathed that know-it-all flea-bitten mutt!\\
'''Stu:''' No, no, it's just that the meaning of that word has changed, ever since [[UnfortunateNames President Douchebag]].
** The fact that Douchebag's opponent was named [[CrossesTheLineTwice Senator Daterape]].
* When Stu shows Stewie the former's version of Rupert, Stewie wonders why Rupert's leg has been stitched back on, then remembers the reason: he and Brian were debating whether a flat tax favors the wealthy and Stewie called Brian retarded, so Brian nonchalantly took Rupert and ate his leg with a knife and fork. When Stewie demands it back, Brian assures him that [[ToiletHumour he'll get it back]].
* Brian in Heaven:
-->'''Brian:''' Wow, I can't believe I'm in heaven and drinking with Creator/ErnestHemingway, Creator/VincentVanGogh, and Music/KurtCobain. But still, it feels like we all got here a little earlier than we should have.\\
'''Ernest Hemingway:''' Yeah, well, I collapsed under the weight of my own genius and shot myself.\\
'''Vincent Van Gogh:''' I could not reconcile my passion with the way others were living around me, so I shot myself.\\
'''Kurt Cobain:''' I hated the thought of my music becoming part of some bland corporate mechanism, so I shot myself.\\
'''Brian:''' ''(sheepishly)'' Yeah, I, uh, I got into the garbage and ate some chocolate.
* When Stu and Stewie return home after Stu loses his job and find Stu's apartment on fire, one of the firemen {{lampshade|Hanging}}s the {{irony}} of the fire being caused by the stress relief candles that Stewie left lit.
* When Peter and Lois are moved into a retirement home, they find Cleveland, Quagmire, and Joe already there. Cleveland previously had a stroke and now talks ''very'' slowly, while Bonnie died before Joe and he's now using her legs to replace his, giving him his mobility back.
-->'''Joe:''' Who wears short shorts? ''[[SuddenlyShouting I]]'' [[SuddenlyShouting WEAR SHORT SHORTS]]!

-->"Welcome back, and Joaquin Phoenix if you're still watching, thanks for being a sport. You passed our test, and you can be our friend."

'''Peter:''' Well, unfortunately, Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We just gotta accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like ''Series/DarkAngel, Series/{{Titus}}, Series/{{Undeclared}}, Series/{{Action}}, Series/That80sShow, Series/WonderFalls, Series/FastLane, Series/AndyRichterControlsTheUniverse, Series/{{Skin}}, Girls Club, Cracking Up, Series/ThePitts, Series/{{Firefly}}, Get Real, Series/FreakyLinks, Wanda at Large, Costello, Series/TheLoneGunmen, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal, Ohio, Pasadena, Series/HarshRealm, Series/KeenEddie, Series/TheStreet, American Embassy, Creator/CedricTheEntertainer, Series/{{The Tick|2001}}, Louie'', and ''([[ActorAllusion glances at]] [[Creator/SethGreen Chris]])'' ''Series/GregTheBunny''.\\

'''Peter:''' Well, I suppose if [[CueTheFlyingPigs ALL those shows go down the tubes]], we might have a shot.

-->'''Stewie:''' Good Lord, Lois! Either I was a C-section or you're Franchise/WonderWoman!

* Peter on ''Series/WheelOfFortune''. "Uh, okay, ummm… Z… 4… Q… another Q… uhhh… a third Q... and a [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Batman Symbol]]."

* The montage of Chris and the Monkey bonding includes them coming out of Meg's closet to scare her and she jumps out of her window in response, then them fishing where they find, kill, and eat Franchise/{{Aquaman}}.

'''Peter:''' Well, unfortunately, Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We just gotta accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like ''Series/DarkAngel, Series/{{Titus}}, Series/{{Undeclared}}, Series/{{Action}}, Series/That80sShow, Series/WonderFalls, Series/FastLane, Series/AndyRichterControlsTheUniverse, Series/{{Skin}}, Girls Club, Cracking Up, Series/ThePitts, Series/{{Firefly}}, Get Real, Series/FreakyLinks, Wanda at Large, Costello, Series/TheLoneGunmen, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal, Ohio, Pasadena, Series/HarshRealm, Series/KeenEddie, Series/TheStreet, American Embassy, Creator/CedricTheEntertainer, Series/{{The Tick|2001}}, Louie,'' and ''([[ActorAllusion glances at]] [[Creator/SethGreen Chris]])'' ''Series/GregTheBunny''.\\

'''Stewie:''' Oh, bitch, you got ''jacked,'' bitch!

* Peter teaching Sex Ed by repeatedly smashing a Toys/RainbowBrite doll into a bust of Creator/WilliamShakespeare.

'''Brian:''' ''Masturbate,'' we're gonna masturbate together![[note]]On the censored version, the line is "That's it. That's what we're gonna do together," as the FOX censors only wanted Creator/SethMacFarlane to use "masturbate" once, which is a step up from asking him to either remove the word or use euphemisms.[[/note]]\\

-->'''Random Guy #1:''' She is ''messed up,'' man!\\

* Brian and Stewie go berry-picking, and Stewie remarks that "[[Theatre/{{Brigadoon}} once every hundred years in this spot, Donny Most rises from the mist.]]" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7F5bIqjBh8 Cue Donny himself slowly emerging from the mist]], complete with a gigantic background chorus singing about his role on ''Series/HappyDays,'' all to the tune of the title number from ''Brigadoon.'' What makes it even better is that they got Most himself to do his single line:

* Brian meets a girl in college, [[DisportionateRetribution who proceeds to pepper-spray him for asking her a question]]. Turns out that [[TheParanoiac she was wound up]] by a sexual violence seminar she attended:

* "Black-Eye" Griffin says a really long sentence to the audience. The subtitle: "[[TranslationYes That's pie]]."

''Now, everyday my heart is getting bigger''\\

'''Peter:''' Well, unfortunately, Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We just gotta accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like ''Series/DarkAngel, Series/{{Titus}}, Series/{{Undeclared}}, Series/{{Action}}, Series/That80sShow, Series/WonderFalls, Series/FastLane, Series/AndyRichterControlsTheUniverse, Series/{{Skin}}, Girls Club, Cracking Up, Series/ThePitts, Series/{{Firefly}}, Get Real, Series/FreakyLinks, Wanda at Large, Costello, Series/TheLoneGunmen, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal, Ohio, Pasadena, Series/HarshRealm, Series/KeenEddie, Series/TheStreet, American Embassy, Cedric the Entertainer, Series/{{The Tick|2001}}, Louie,'' and ''([[ActorAllusion glances at]] [[Creator/SethGreen Chris]])'' ''Series/GregTheBunny''.\\

%** The final confrontation with Mel Gibson

-->'''Peter:''' OK, you caught me. (a picture of Meg lands on his head.

* Brian meets a girl in college, who proceeds to pepper-spray him for asking her a question. Turns out that she was wound up by a sexual violence seminar she attended:

* After finding out that Stewie is enertained by Lois getting hurt, he and Stewie kept ambushing and attacking her, the last attack involving them trapping Lois in the back of the station wagon, driving to a lake, ''pushing the car into the lake'', hitchhiking, eating at a diner, and then going home, all while laughing hysterically. Once the stop, Peter says innocently that he hopes Lois will be alright.

* The gag of Peter unknowingly terrifying Patrick by saying Jackie Gleeson's catchphrase "POW! Right in the kisser!", [[MotorMouth over and over again in a row]].

* Peter on ''Series/WheelOfFortune''. "Uh,okay,ummm… Z… 4… Q…another Q… uhhh…a third Q...and a [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Batman Symbol]]."

* The Vasectomy Song. Which gets quickly derailed to the singers ranting about a sexual harassment incident.

-->'''Peter:''' OK, you caught me.

* Brian meets a girl in college:

* Any gag involving James Bottomtooth.

* The dead-on, shot-for-shot parody of ''Series/TheATeam'''s title sequence.

* Brian trying to cheer up Peter with "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time", especially when Peter leaves the room and he just keeps at it.

* Peter, Brian, and Francis tearing down Music/{{Madonna}}:

* Stewie beginning to worry that once Brian dies, he'll end up hanging out with Creator/DwayneJohnson again.
-->'''Don [=LaFontaine=]''': One's a baby, and the other's... [[AmbiguouslyBrown black... I think... At least... part black... or Hispanic...]] I think, you know, there might be some Filipino in there. Yeah, possibly some Filipino. I mean, if he's black, it's definitely... diluted... I mean... one of his parents must be white. What the hell is Creator/JessicaAlba for that matter? If I were 40 years younger, I would plow that till next July.

-->'''Peter''': Awful lotta honkies in here.

* The Vasectomy Song.

* An instructional film about gay people claims that they have acid for blood like a [[Franchise/{{Alien}} Xenomorph]], which leaks from a guy's arm and burns a hole in the ground when he gets an injection. Soon after, a giant scorpion-like monster bursts from his chest and the doctor kills it with a shotgun.

* When Nate!Peter tries to get a sleeping Lois's attention, he throws an entire horse into her bedroom, which proceeds to wreck the entire room. Finally, Lois wakes up: "Is someone there?"

* Brian doesn't believe in the stereotype that the Irish drink a lot. The plane that he and Peter are on lands on a runway that's completely covered in discarded beer bottles.

* When Brian says he doesn't believe in the stereotype that the Irish drink a lot, the plane that he and Peter are on lands on a runway that's completely covered in discarded beer bottles.