History Funny / EverymanHYBRID

--> "Yeah man, it's Franchise/ScoobyDoo, it'll be fine. The gay kid in the handkerchief will save us!"
* In "Alex", Evan goes to Jeff's house to investigate [[spoiler:some videos that were mailed to him of Alex. When he investigates Alex's room, he finds Vinny's phone in the closet. The boys are concerned that something might have happened to Vinny and wonder what to do. Alex decides to ''call him'', eliciting suitably dumbfounded responses from Jeff and Evan, since that's obviously not going to work. As Alex makes the call, Vinny's phone rings in Jeff's hand, and he holds it up while both he and Evan stare at Alex as if to say "Are you fucking stupid?". Alex just looks at Jeff and says in an irritated tone, "Your phone's ringing."]]

* In "One step forward, two steps back" Evan and Vinnie are playing scrabble. Evan tries to put down 'wifin' as a word. [[spoiler:Then MoodWhiplash kicks in.]]

* From when they help out the [[spoiler: Dark Harvest guys]] with car troubles, this little gem occurs.
-->[[spoiler:Alex]]: Why are you guys filming?\\
Vinnie: [[DoubleMeaning Habit]].

--->'''Evan''': We are the [=EverymanHYBRID=] crew. It is nice to meet you.

* Serious mood whiplash but [[spoiler:Evan's table in "Not Dead Yet" has a knife, paper towels and tape covered in Jeff's blood, chains, and a half eaten box of Reese's easter egg chocolates]] HABIT has a taste for sugar and irony.

* "A Summoning" has a little bit of BlackComedy in it, courtesy of HABIT. In particular, HABIT telling Vince he doesn't "get a fun death" [[spoiler:for being stupid enough to ''summon'' him]] and calling The Rake and Slendy a "Horrible deformed dog-thing" and "A stick in the mud" respectively.
** The "summoning ritual" in question requires the participant (in this case, Evan) to dress in "traditional garb" and wear an "exotic headdress". [[spoiler: [[CheapCostume They have to substitute a dashiki and a Pokemon ski cap]].]]

--> '''Vinnie:''' Can you even talk? Have you tried talking?\\

---> '''HABIT:''' Your people, for centuries, what did they look towards for ''guidance''?\\

* In "The day the world ended", we cut from an ultra-dramatic scene of HABIT and Vinny [[spoiler: branding the God Killer knife]] over a bonfire and HABIT exclaiming that they're going to take care of business...to HABIT and Vinny quietly and awkwardly eating a fast food dinner in the dining room of Corenthal's cabin. The MoodWhiplash might make you laugh out loud.

--->'''Corenthal:''' You got kids, [[spoiler:151]]? [[SarcasmMode Fuckin' picnic, I tell ya]].

** Evan, after being [[spoiler: suddenly stabbed in the side by Vinny]]: "...I forgot you were left-handed."
** Speaking of Evan, what's his response to throwing a knife at [[spoiler: his former best friend (and hitting him in the side of the neck)]]?

%%* The "[[http://www.isemhover.info/ Is EverymanHYBRID over?]]" website is hilariously minimalistic.%%

*** HABIT expressing disappointment over the fact that Vinny isn't running away and shitting his pants in terror at the sight of him.

* In "Alex", Evan goes to Jeff's house to investigate [[spoiler:some videos that were mailed to him of Alex]]. When he investigates Alex's room, he [[spoiler: finds Vince's phone in the closet]]. After they leave the room, this little exchange occurs:
--> '''Jeff:''' What do you guys think about Vinny...?
--> '''Alex:''' I'm givin' him a call.
--> '''Jeff:''' ...we need to check in on him.
--> '''Evan:''' What?
--> '''Alex:''' Call him.
--> '''Evan:''' (amused sarcasm) Oh, no. That's a good idea.
--> (Jeff [[spoiler: holds up Vince's phone. It rings.]])
--> '''Alex:''' Your phone's ringing.

---> '''Evan:''' Jeff, d'you want some hose? *points to firehose in wall cabinet* I got plenty of hose.
---> '''Evan:''' But I'm not a good cameramaaaaaaaan!
---> '''Evan:''' That escalated quickly.
---> '''Evan:''' Listen, this is a big misunderstanding... Oh holy shit! Good boy, Jeff! Good Man!
---> '''Evan:''' Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, he's comin'
---> '''Damsel:''' I'd be--I'd be ''fucking stoked'' if they weren't releasing me today!

-->[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} A wild Slenderman appears]]! [=EverymanHYBRID=] used "Ignore all warning signs"...It's not very effective.
-->Slenderman used "dslkjhfliuvhbELOIUGRBaelilVGA­LI [=GAGiugfeli923=]" ... It's Super Effective!

--> '''HABIT:''' SEND ME A LIST OF YOUR FIVE MOST BELOVED POSSESSIONS... PREFERABLY THOSE WHICH CAN FIT INSIDE A BROWN PAPER BAG. WISH YOU WERE HERE,
--> '''YUGIOHTAS:''' What if the brown paper bag IS my most beloved possession?
--> '''HABIT:''' THEN I FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE.
--> '''YUGIOHTAS:''' I take it your most beloved possession is the caps-lock key?

-->[[spoiler:Alex]]: Why are you guys filming?
-->Vinnie: Habit.

--->'''Evan''': We are the Everyman HYBRID crew. It is nice to meet you.
* "Hidden cameras and emails": Vinny tracks down the wi-fi hard drive that's been running HABIT's spy cameras. He holds it up to the camera and the "Item Get" sound from Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda series plays. Evan turns the camera toward the source of the noise, Jeff, who reveals it was just his phone notifying him of a text from Alex.
* Serious mood whiplash but [[spoiler: Evan's table in "Not Dead Yet" has a knife, paper towels and tape covered in Jeff's blood, chains, and a half eaten box of Reese's easter egg chocolates]] HABIT has a taste for sugar and irony.

** Even better, the song playing is Sinatra's performance of ''I've Got You Under My Skin''.

--->'''Evan:''' Traditional garb. It looks like African garb, or something.
--->'''Vince:''' Well, it's traditional to someone.
--->'''Evan:''' It's got pockets. It's not traditional if it has pockets. I mean, did they have pockets back then?

---->'''HABIT:''' You're not running. You're not screaming. You're not even trying to stick me with that little pig-sticker you got there. Why?
---->''(Sound of Vin snapping knife blade open.)''
---->'''HABIT:''' Oh, don't take it out now, there's no point.

--->'''HABIT:''' (To Mark) Fuck, you're wearing your shoes on my bed.

* In "two thousand three hundred ninety-five", when Habit asks Vinny what the most important star in navigation is. As Vinny starts to give the obvious answer, Habit angrily cuts him off: "And don't fucking say the sun."
** In the same vein:
--> '''HABIT:''' Your people, for centuries, what did they look towards for ''guidance''?
--> '''Vinnie:''' Maps and shit?
--> '''HABIT:''' M'kay, before maps.
--> '''Vinnie:''' The internet.
--> '''HABIT:''' Don't be a ''[[CountryMatters cunt]]''!

* In "Jeff" after Vinnie reads the circled quote from House of Leaves.
-->'''Alex:''' Sounds like something out of the Bible.
-->'''Vinnie:'' Or ''House of Leaves''.
-->'''Evan:''' (Chuckles)

* Amidst all the MindScrew of "Finding Fairmount" there's this little moment of Vinny running into versions of Jeff and Evan arguing with each other. Vinny just walks between them.

--> Yeah man, it's Franchise/ScoobyDoo, it'll be fine. The gay kid in the handkerchief will save us!

--> Jeff: What do you guys think about Vinny...?
--> Alex: I'm givin' him a call.
--> Jeff: ...we need to check in on him.
--> Evan: What?
--> Alex: Call him.
--> Evan: (sarcastically) Oh, no. That's a good idea.

--> Alex: Your phone's ringing.

-->Evan: Jeff, d'you want some hose? *points to firehose in wall cabinet* I got plenty of hose.
-->Evan: But I'm not a good cameramaaaaaaaan!
-->Evan: That escalated quickly.
-->Evan: Listen, this is a big misunderstanding... Oh holy shit! Good boy, Jeff! Good Man!
-->Evan: Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, he's comin'
-->Damsel: I'd be--I'd be ''fucking stoked'' if they weren't releasing me today!

* Jeff dive tackling the security guard and Evan's commentary as he tackles the guard in "Damsel" in particular.

* The "[[http://www.isemhover.info/ Is EverymanHYBRID over?]]" website is hilariously minimalistic.

** After Vin asks how Corenthal knows his phone number, the Doc retorts, "Vinny, I'm your father. I pay your bills, for God's sake."

--->'''Vinny:''' What's in here?

* Earlier on in the episode there's Dr. Corenthal's rather...blunt greeting to Vinny when he answers the phone.
-->'''Corenthal:''' Vinny! Vinny, it's your dad!
-->'''Vinny:''' Who???
-->'''Corenthal:''' [[VerbalBackspace The doc! It's the doc!]]

--->'''Evan:''' [beat] ...Did I get him?

** Evan, after being [[spoiler: suddenly stabbed in the side by Vinnie]]: "...I forgot you were left-handed."
** Speaking of Evan, what's his response to throwing a knife at [[spoier: his former best friend and hitting him in the side of the neck]]?

** Speaking of Evan, what's his response to throwing a knife at his former best friend and hitting him in the side of the neck?
-->'''Evan:''' [beat] ...Did I get him?

** Evan, after being [[spoiler: suddenly stabbed in the side by Vinnie]]: "...I forgot you were left-handed."

*** Around one minute mark, Vinny gives a brief AsideGlance to the [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight camera...person...thing]] as if to say, "Can you believe this asshole?"
** HABIT [[CallBack still]] enjoys his Reese's. Saying anything else would ruin it.

--> '''Vinnie:''' The internet
--> '''HABIT:''' Don't be a ''cunt''!

-->'''Evan''': We are the Everyman HYBRID crew. It is nice to meet you.

--->'''HABIT:''' Did he really stand there, like this? For an hour? Like the Statue of Liberty playing football?
*** HABIT expressing disappointment over the fact that Vinnie isn't running away and shitting his pants in terror at the sight of him.
--->'''HABIT:''' You're not running. You're not screaming. You're not even trying to stick me with that little pig-sticker you got there. Why?
--->''(Sound of Vin snapping knife blade open.)''
--->'''HABIT:''' Oh, don't take it out now, there's no point.

-->Alex: Sounds like something out of the Bible.
-->Vinnie: Or ''House of Leaves''.
-->Evan: (Chuckles)

** At one point, Vinny asks HABIT to pass him the ketchup. HABIT does so...using a novelty plastic monster "Grabby Hand". Cue two minutes of HABIT struggling to pass the ketchup bottle.
** HABIT enjoys his Reese's. Saying anything else would ruin it.

** At one point, Vinny asks HABIT to pass him the ketchup. HABIT does so...using a novelty plastic monster "Grabby Hand". Cue two minutes of HABIT struggling to pass the ketchup bottle.